Mar 29 2007Bam Margera loves Lance Bass
Bam Margera (the jackass from Jackass) apparently has a huge mural of Lance Bass in his garage. Recent visitors to his home say:
"There's a big portrait of Lance in an astronaut uniform, smiling broadly and holding his helmet proudly. In the background is a NASA shuttle ascending to space on a giant rainbow." Margera confirmed it was Bass to friends, saying: "Hell yeah! The guy from 'N Sync who wanted to go to outer space, but never made it and was all gay and shit!"
There's nothing more inspirational than Lance Bass's heroic story of being in a boy band and wanting, but failing, to go into outer space. I'm surprised it isn't painted on the White House. I heard they were thinking of building a Lance Bass museum over Rosa Parks' grave, but they were afraid it would be too inspirational and the nation would constantly be in tears.
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Reader Comments
1. XeoRad - March 29, 2007 7:36 AM
fag!
2. BarbadoSlim - March 29, 2007 7:36 AM
Bam who?
3. HerpesHilton - March 29, 2007 7:36 AM
How hard do you have to work to look like a cheesedick in an astronaut's outfit???
4. XeoRad - March 29, 2007 7:36 AM
OMG - I'm first! He's still a fag
5. Superevil - March 29, 2007 7:37 AM
Is That Considered Gay Bashing?
6. BarbadoSlim - March 29, 2007 7:38 AM
And Mr. 9uh whatever) Bass didn't fail to make it so much as he failed to come up with the money to go to outer space.
7. reptilicus - March 29, 2007 7:38 AM
Is there a higher resolution copy of that picture for reference? I want to get it airbrushed on the hood of my Camaro.
8. XeoRad - March 29, 2007 7:40 AM
#5 - could be, but if he had Halle Berry's boobs wold it be totally gay? Or just bi-curious?
9. Binky - March 29, 2007 7:43 AM
From the expression on Bass's face - it looks like he's trying out the diapers
10. XeoRad - March 29, 2007 7:45 AM
And who is Bam Margera anyway? According to Wiki, he's a pro skateboarder and a member of jackass. No wonder he likes Lance. Anyone who gets thrills out of snorting wasabe and sticking things in their orifices on video has issues in the first place
11. reptilicus - March 29, 2007 7:49 AM
That's a different Bam. The one this is talking about is a former press secretary for Ronald Reagan.
12. schack - March 29, 2007 7:50 AM
sending people into space is a waste
13. Fifth Stooge - March 29, 2007 7:52 AM
JACKASS
14. reptilicus - March 29, 2007 7:52 AM
Robots would be better than people.
Totally.
15. WTFiswrongwithUppl - March 29, 2007 7:53 AM
Bam Melanoma is queer, whoda thunk it?
Every time I see that idiot I think, "Moley Russel's Wart".
God I miss John Candy :(
16. BarbadoSlim - March 29, 2007 7:56 AM
MTV is in creative bankruptcy and REALLY hard-up after Knoxville left. that's the only explanation for this sweaty pimple still having a show.
17. WTFiswrongwithUppl - March 29, 2007 7:58 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA #9!!!!
18. jrzmommy♠ - March 29, 2007 8:20 AM
lance bass as an astronaut? YES, totally believeable-he orbits Uranus!! HAHAHAHAHA
19. biatcho - March 29, 2007 8:28 AM
He really should just change his name to Lance Myanus.
20. Binky - March 29, 2007 8:32 AM
And as far as Margera is concerned - anyone named after Betty and Barney Rubble's kid is bound to have a few psychological problems.
21. Dank - March 29, 2007 8:38 AM
Should this guy really be getting married if he's gay with pent up feelings for Lance?
22. rrd - March 29, 2007 8:42 AM
this is just one weird looking dude. where do you think he'll be in, say, five years?
23. Lowlands - March 29, 2007 9:06 AM
I'll bet this is a NSFW-pic for all the E.T.'s here on earth.
24. edb87 - March 29, 2007 9:16 AM
This story made me shoot milk out of my nose.
Thanks Superfizch!
25. bottlerocket56 - March 29, 2007 9:19 AM
Ummmmm...exactly which "helmet" is Lance holding so proudly holding?? ICK!
26. DrunkBlogger - March 29, 2007 10:13 AM
Bam Margera does so much coke on the "set." MTV supplies it.
27. Tetsuo - March 29, 2007 10:29 AM
Well, if anyone knows about being both a failure and a giant faggot, it's Bam Margera.
28. whitegold - March 29, 2007 10:35 AM
Is Bam actually gay, or does he just think this is funny?
I wonder what Lance is up to these days, now that his attempt at going in to space has failed?
29. NicotineEyePatch - March 29, 2007 11:23 AM
Bam is gayer than a peacock on a leash.
30. Tits_McGhee - March 29, 2007 12:46 PM
"Skyrockets in flight....afternoon delight."
31. imran karim - March 29, 2007 12:53 PM
hahahaha
32. 21st century digital boy - March 29, 2007 12:56 PM
Speaking of ghey, how about Bam's ghey-ass facial hair?
33. TJH - March 29, 2007 4:07 PM
A fucking dicksmoker. Yuck.
34. nachop0op - March 29, 2007 5:00 PM
hey 27, if coming from nothing and becoming a millionaire for doing is being a failure, then i guess i want to be one too... fucking moron
35. dumbphuck - March 29, 2007 5:12 PM
wow. i haven't seen someone look like such a douchebag since my unfortunate encounter with The O'Reilly Factor.
Damn you deas TV remote batteries, you ruined my week!
36. KoRneY - March 29, 2007 8:06 PM
Wow. He takes a golden dildo up the ass and then puts up a picture of Lance Bass.
37. cm - March 29, 2007 10:00 PM
What a flamer. He probably listens to show tunes in his spare time, along with all the Backstreet Boys CD's. LOL
38. crazyotto - March 29, 2007 11:23 PM
dude creeps me out
39. WTFiswrongwithUppl - March 30, 2007 7:35 AM
30--AHAHAHAHA!!!
40. lickmybutt - March 30, 2007 11:40 AM
im with 34.
sure, he made a fortune from being a jackass, but who wouldnt want to become rich for being an asshole? i know i sure would. and he has all kinds of other business ventures. from shoe lines, skateboards, his TV shows, and he owns Filthy Note Records. so fuck all of you who want to hate on him.
and his name is actually Brandon, Bam is his nickname. so whoever said he was made after the flinstones characters is a moron.
41. HughJorganthethird - March 30, 2007 1:01 PM
Fuck that, that shit aint got nothing on the Olsen's wall mural I have in my bathroom.
42. Pegasus - March 31, 2007 12:29 AM
How can you people not know who Bam Margera is? He is one sexy bitch so what if he has a Lance poster!
43. MsSocialist - March 31, 2007 7:51 AM
Quick someone buy Lance a pair of tweezers for that monobrow.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Lance has one eyebrow,
when he should have two.
44. Paris_is_a_piece_of_shit - March 31, 2007 3:43 PM
why does everyone hate bam margera so much? damn....the dude is a fairly normal, down to earth guy, who has struck it rich by lighting his nuts on fire and beating the shit out of his dad and uncle vito. what is there to hate? if you don't like jackass or his show, turn the f'ing channel. can you blame him for cashing in?
45. LivewireT - March 31, 2007 7:24 PM
They don't know who Bam is?
Their kids probably do. Suckaz
46. sympathee - April 1, 2007 5:25 PM
The poster is very inspirational.
47. Gunts4Life - April 6, 2007 2:27 AM
My cousin jess used to fuck Bam, and I've seen him get his ass beaten REALLY bad, pre jackass.
48. mane - April 9, 2007 3:16 PM
Gay people cant go into outer space... PERIOD...
49. Dudeass - January 9, 2008 5:54 PM
lol WHO THE FUCK CARES ??? care about yourself a little so you maybe dont get to be such cryababies and show it off in public u twurp loosers
50. blahblah - November 9, 2008 12:49 AM
talking about gay bashing, this is most definitely not the worst bam's done.
his friend brandon novak has many tattoos of "two fags fucking" on rollerskates, in fields, etc., inspired by bam's ideas
also, in novak's room in bam's house, there is a giant mural of i forgot who absolutely naked, so when you look up from the bed there is a giant dick in your face.
this really isn't all that surprising. actually, it's hilarious.