Mar 14 2007Ashley Olsen shows off her bra

stupid.

I didn't know boys wore bras

and she has those duck lips again
wtf is that about

She's creepy !

hahaha who's this tender young little dude?

The creepy old man from Family Guy just hit the jackpot with this picture!

That's not a bra...it's what keeps her sternum from poking people in the eye.

She looks fat, she shouldn't have eaten that last grain of rice.

Starbucks needs to spread the love, because they obviously have a cocaine roast available in Beverly Hills-- EEVERRY picture rahab girl has the biggest cup of coffee possible morning, noon, or night.

Awwww....that looks just like my first training bra!!!

I didn't know you could put a bra on a boy and consider that an undershirt.

Big deal.

Id like to see that frying pan though

People that drive slow in the left-hand passing lane should be anally raped by an NFL team then be buried up to their necks in gravel and have their heads stoned flat like a Muslim whore.

#13 What the crap?!? I agree, but still...
Yeah that cuppa joe is almost as big as she is!!!

Her ability to carry shit, at her tiny size, amazes me.

Atleast she's covered those freakish eyes of her's. Everytime I see her and her sister looking at the camera I think I'm watching "A Nightmare Before Christmas".

She looks constipated.
#13...wow.

I bet Harry Potter has bigger boobs.

what i want to know is, how come celebrities are always carrying keys, coffee, cell phone, blackberry, approximately 18 different bags and sometimes a small child? cant they afford to pay someone to carry the tons of crap they need to have with them at all times? are they homeless? they would be better off pushing a shopping cart around.

God if you going to show off your bra at least wear a nice one - that thing is horrible! Oh yeah and have a pair of tits.

Nearly every pic i see of these girls they are carrying a cup of coffee.

On a good note at least she doesn't look so scary here.

Looks more as an untanned area to me...

Ah, lemme see, drug user, smoker, drinking coffee all the time and myriad gastrointestinal problems due to anorexia and/or bulimia. Her breath must be as fresh as a canister of mustard gas.

ashley olsen is like a michael jackson in the making. let's compare shall we:
1. they both like boys
2. they both had some sort of short-lived stardom
3. they're both female
the only difference i see between the two is michael jackson is still "moonwalking" and ashley olsen is either walking sideways or just falling over drunk with a empty bottle in her hand.

@20 by the way, yes the bra is hideous, but if she had boobs in that bra, would it look better? seriously...would it?

oh yea, FUNNY COMMENT! im dying laughing :)

#23 I have to disagree with No.2 - Short-lived stardom? As much of a freak as he is he is still one of the biggest superstars in the world.

I almost didn't see this giant cup what she's carrying.Must be because of the protective coloring.

@25. true. maybe i should change that one into they're both either just plain weird or they both have a body of toddlers.

@22 omg! u didnt have 2 tell her life story
its not her fault she's a junkie

I just know those bitches are drinking the coffee all of the time to stave off the hunger. I know that's what I do when I'm having an anorexic phase! I can't stand their mouths....they have friggin' Simpson cartoon mouths!
Fugly!

@13, the funniest thing is that you were able to type that all in while driving. I have a hard enough time checking out the fish online at home, let alone in traffic.

Now that's skill.

My stepdaughter wore something just like that last week. I had wood for three days. My wife thought I had fallen in love with her again.

Hey maybe we could remove Cisco Adlers ginormous balls and use them to give her some new tits!!

That's nice. Now, can she *unshow* her bra?

On the last picture from the left,i'm womdering where she left her cup?She didn't drink it because i can't see any bump on her body what remind me on.she must be carrying her lunch for later.

#34, What are you, drunk? You started to make sense, and then...WTF?!?
WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING? WE SPEAK ENGLISH HERE
I need a martini....

WHATA WRONG WITH IT? WHO GIVES A NAME ABOUT THAT 3 CLASS POLLYPOCKET?

SORRY shes so ugly she blinded me for a while i meant to say 'what is wrong with it? who gives a damn about that third class pollypocket hoe1

She needs to drink more caramel-macciathos to gain some weight.

@30
I also have nunchuck skills

I wish i had some now...

All that money and all that unhappiness. She'll never be able to trust a guy long enough to fall in love with him, either, cause she'll always suspect it's her money he wants more then her ugly body AND attitude. She's doomed.

Hey gang, Sid here, posting from the library.

Thanks for the kudos in the "Jolie kidnapping" thread. Here, also, is the joke I wanted to post there. Better late than never:

"It was in a small village. I won't say where, or with whom, but some gangsters planned to kidnap me and extort a massive ransom. I was warned at the last minute, and managed to escape, luckily."

Then, after the AP guy typed in the quote on his laptop and sent it, she and Brad Pitt ran, hand in hand, giggling, to their hotel room , where they closed the door behind them, and then burst out laughing for the next five minutes, until they were exhausted, lying on the bed and exchanging big smiles in the afterglow for the next hour.

Well, I'm off to post in a few other threads. This one here (minus my post, of course) isn't really a story, anyway. I mean, Thora Birch's torpedoes weigh more than these twins, combined.

It's also a chest heterosexuals and even lesbians might WANT to look at.

uh... yea she look hot.

"18. Posted by F-Sucker: I bet Harry Potter has bigger boobs."

I bet he has more cells trapped under his foreskin than she has in both her boobs put together.

given the chance any man posting here (and some women) would tap this buxom little vixen. let her follow the natural hollywood path which is 1. get implants 2. spend all your worthless life at the beach 3. spend all night with your stuck up, drug taking, booze guzzling hollywood friends 4. have a shitney queers breakdown and be in and out of every rehab joint hollywood has. good luck olsen freaks.

happy steak and blow job day

Could someone please remind me why EVERYONE was so excited for them to turn 18? They look like pre-made crack whores. They didn't even have to do crack! I have never found either of them attractive -- and this picture just confirms it.

People call the Olsen twins "fashionistas," but they are far from. They look like they shop at thrift stores -- buying dead women's clothing.

What's this sudden obsession with the Olsen twins?

If by fashionistas they mean little trannies, then I guess they are "fashionistas"

okay, since everyone else is ignoring it:
@nipsey--
steak and blowjob day????

oh, and @ #18: harry potter may have bigger boobs, but i bet she's got a bigger shlong.

After looking at this pic I started remembering something.. Not ONCE have I seen either of those girls actually drink their coffee..

Accessories?

Don't you know...you're not somebody unless you have a giant cup-o-Starbucks in your hand? (Bonus points for soy!)

#50

http://www.steakandbj.com/v2/

my boyfriend and i celebrated early this year because he's out of town tonight but hey, i think it's only fair. chicks get Valentine's and men want Steak and Head. Go figure.

Wait, I don't get it. Every picture of the twins on this site shows them either shopping or attending fashion shows. But what do they buy? Their clothes suck. I think the big Starbucks cup is just an empty container, a status symbol, like the way everyone carried bottles of Evian around in the 1980's.

Uncle Jesse wants to hit that, hard.

The Olsen Twins, Nicole Richie and Jennifer Garner have stock in Starbucks.

HollyJ, are you high?

man whats in that coffee diet pills? crack? fuck every time I see her she has at least 2 fucking jugs of coffee in her hands.

i'd bang her.

a bra?!? how come?

And what's up with always having a coffee cup in her hand? She's a walking advertisement for Starbucks.

why would someone who is 6stone need to wear a mumu??what the hell would she have 2 hide?a penis?and her bra isnt even nice-surely a fashionista aka tanny like her should have better style?

58--hee hee....you said jugs......

Geez, she is in such 'size denial'...nice five inches worth of jean roll-up there, and that shirt's just a tad billowy, a tad tent-y. Pick a bag that's not large enough to fit the entire Iraqi army in there. Drink a coffee from an espresso cup why don't'cha. Carry one daffodil, not an entire flower bed on your arm. That way, you will not look like a garden gnome who just sprang to life, grabbed the sleeping homeowner's sunglasses, raided the laundry line, and made a break for the garden gates.

Does anyone remember where there was all this hype for the day the Olsen twins were finally gonna be legal, and then guys everywhere could consider them as sex symbols without worrying about going to jail. That day already passed, right? Doesn't it feel like we still have to wait for these girls to actually become legal and not be little kids? And just why was everyone excited for that day? Looking at these pics, I can't imagine what the excitement was for?!

Agree to amy! By the way... they all drink coffee and usually they like to smoke even if we were thinking they dont do it! :D

At least this time she has dressed better than in last pictures I saw with her :D

Nicole Richie at 4AM seems more in touch than these two ever do.

Why bother with a bra in the first place. There's a couple of Band-Aids in the first aid box if she needs a little support. Although I now have this disturbing visual in my head of the Olsen twins with giant basketball sized porn star breast implants. The words "Olsen twins" and "cleavage" were never meant to be used in the same sentance.

Hey, how the hell can she drive the giant SUV when she can't even see over the spare tire? Does she need platform pedals and several phone books just to drive the damn thing?

C'mon boys. You know this one fucks like a piston, training bra and all.

I thought one of them was supposed to be the pretty one. I can never figure out which one that is?

#70... you could be right : ))

...is that the spin ?
or...
...are we in the wrong storey : )

Okay, so I've been sick, but I actually think her bra is kind of cute. I actually used to have a white one kind of like it except I could never wear it under t-shirts because it would show and look weird. But is she pouting or are her lips that odd and duck-ish? Considering her more recent outfit-and-makeup combos, she looks surprisingly normal here. Sunglasses to cover up her scary I-gonna-eat-youu vampire eyes, no 100-layers of dirty dark hobo clothes, no bad dye job.. If the shirt actually fit and was buttoned a tad more and she threw on a skirt over those leggings she'd look cute! God, am I getting a fever?

Okay, not that anybody cares but I just realized those aren't leggings, they're pants. So maybe she should just ditch those for some regular old jeans.

#74 mmmmm... leggings : )

the female of the form

shhhh : )

It's not even a pretty bra! Looks yellowed with age.

there is nothing sexy about this little boy

Sure, she should button her shirt. Although she has made many bad choices, she did not choose her brest size! Some women don't have them. I'm surprised that Fox would make fun of this.

I think everyone on here is being a little harsh. Ashley is very beautiful. Those pants...take a look at an Urban Outfitters catolouge...they r supposed to be the next new spinoff on leggings/skinny jeans/highwaisted kind of stuff. She's different. If she was the same stereotyped "face and body" of every other young celeb, you guys would dig in on her about that. I think she's beautiful...Ashley fuck these haters....!

WOW. your comments are cruel and incensitive. YES her boobs are small, and eveyrhting youre sayign is perhpas true, but atleast they wont ever sag ! and atleast she's beautiful all fo you writing hateful comments must be FAT, HORRIFYNG, & OWN TITS THAT SAG TO THERE KNEECAPS, or worse, ANKLES.