Mar 12 2007Ashley Olsen might be Axl Rose

frist?

is she wearing keds?

How do you say "barrel" in Italian? Oh, ok. I'll have 2 of those.

There is more fabric in her bag than in her entire outfit. Maybe it's time to rethink the HUGE bags. I mean really, what does she have in there? An Olsen triplet? The one they never speak of?

Is she going for that Terminator Linda Hamilton look?

It's like she's trapped in some bizarre HugeWorld. Look out for the Caterpillar with the hookah, Ashley.

actually, she doesn't really look bad - besides the bag weighing more than her - but her legs look nice in the shorts, cute little Keds, tee shirt not too tight...At least it's size appropriate (unlike something Jugs would wear).

#1 I think those are slip on vans.

sorry, that was for number 2.

My god! This is supposed to be the more attractive sister? Apparently, fug is in fashion.

No, those are Keds. I have the same pair as her, except I don't look quite as fashionable as she does wearing them. Damn, why can't I look more like Ashley???

Hidden behind those huge sunglasses and almost covered up by those gigantic macchiotos she ain't that bad.

her cut offs look like a big saggy diaper!

ashley's got a HUGE package. why didn't anyone tell me that she's a tranny?

WTF, is that a fucking wood I see.

Welcome to the jungle, baby. You're gonna die.

nice boner

she and her sister ought to wear the clothes they 'design' for young girls at walmart

that way they'd look at least half way decent

Can someone get this multimillionaire to spend a few bucks on decent looking clothes, for when she wants to venture out in public. SHEESH!

it's good to see axl rose is taking better care of himself lately.

yes...
#
...its harder
...for our daughters
...than for our
...lovers

they're still us : )
they're still safe

so... coupla mill on africa ?
...just to make a start ? : )

Good to see that being set for life isn't necessarily a positive life experience.

hahahah Nipsy!

Is she cut? Or un-cut? lol

and the vans reveal her true height: 4'7"

I didn't know Kids-R-Us sold coffee.

I could put her to good use. I've got a teenage stepdaughter and constant forbidden wood. Ashley would be a perfect outlet. Freud would approve.

I don't understand why somebody doesn't ambush these girls and force them to get a make over! somebody should just say "hey.. maybe try on clothes that fit you and run a brush through your hair". they both could have huge careers but it looks like they'd rather be bums...

It looks as if she is really trying to look ridiculous.

Maybe she should get a slightly larger bag.

of course...

...they're not
...actually
...our daughters
...so there
...must be a switch
...deep down

luck babe )

Oh sweet child o' mine! Look at that dink she's packin'!

#21,WTF is it with you and your bleeding heart for Africa? For chrissakes man, look it up. Africa is a continent with a billion people or so in 60 something countries, not some abstract municipality to be fixed over the weekend.

You want to redistribute someone else's wealth for what? You go wild on holiday a few years back and got a guilty conscience?

A coupla mil would do jackeffinsquat. Billions would do only slightly more. Send your pennies to Unicef and rest well, leave OP's money alone. Liberal/Socialist/Childish (pick one) pom fuck.

Was she in Beverly Hills...

... or Paradise City?

Oh... and that's totally an erection.

Slash and Duff want their lattes and they want them NOW.

Hotttt shorts...

NOT!

shit, i hate how these two idiots ALWAYS look like they're about to kill themselves! always pouting, always miserable. If i had 1/4 of their money i'll be walking around with a freaking "eddie murphy grin"

Once an ugly monkey, always an ugly monkey.

there were more images available

she's pouting here because she was too short to reach the bunch of bananas on the counter
(which is 4'3" from the ground)

btw improved title, got a chuckle here

What's really SHOCKING about this picture is that a multi-millionaire is fetching her own coffee.

She should use some of her GIANT ACCESSORY budget to hire an assistant.

I see she subscribes to the Britney Spears 1-step hair care system.

STEP ONE: Never wash your hair and poorly disguise this fact with stupid headbands and messy ponytails

Aaaaand... done.

herllo ~31

thats probably
the
saddest
thing
we
've
ever
read

[cries]

bye babe

These bitches sure do drink a lot of coffee. Maybe caffeine is the new hip addiction in Hollywood.

She needs to remember: Even though she was born in the 80's, doesn't mean she should still be living in the 80's.

Well, well, well, my Michelle...you're fuckin' crazy, oh child you know you're crazy :D

I think she looks like a fucking idiot. How bizarre that such a confused little person could consider it okay to take a giant duffel bag into Starbucks! Although perhaps on a "human" sized human that bag would appear a bit more normal. I would demand the okay of a parent or guardian before agreeing to sell her two coffees that stacked on top of one another are taller than she is, and I would most definitely point and laugh if I saw such a person walking down the street.

Pretty hot, but I'd have gone with really tight biker shorts rather than jean shorts. They'd nicely finish off the Axl look, plus really show off her huge package.

"..I used to do a little but a little wouldn't do, and so the little got more and more...I been talkin to Mr. Starbucks." --Axl Olsen

@40, Herbiefrog or whatever your name is,
What is with the lame poetry comments??
C'mon give it a rest and try to write something funny for once.

That's sure what it LOOKS like ! ! !

I cant really say I like her outfit here(did she steal my grandmothers "comfy"-shoes?), but I'm usually very fond of the Olsen Twin Style. Looking like everyone else isnt really something I admire.

Wow, I just read something yesterday about her and Mary Kate topping the Forbes list. You wouldn't know it by the way she dresses.

if those aren't Vans, they sure are a rip-off. i hate when celebrities wear stuff that's been around forever & then it becomes fashionable. pffft! Keds, stick to your shitty narrow non-ankle support canvas sneaker for old ladies.

those shorts are repulsive. if she sits down, there's goign to be all sorts of labia folds hanging out so keep walking Ashley and don't stop!!

why the fuck is Michele Tanner drinking coffee? Jesus....Uncle Jesse should watch her more closely.

How do we know shes wearing a prada turban and which twin it is. WHile im not doubting it from the other post i doubt the writer of this site would know someone is not sourcing.
She probably made cutoffs from mens pants thus the bulge.

They ( olsen twins) are fashionable in the mark jacobs punkesque ( the strokes, the horrors) im so gorgeous i wore this to bed and you planned your outfit and i look better than you kind of way . Its more based on the wearers persona than actual clothes though some believe by wearing those outfits they can get that persona forgetting the spontaneity and originality is needed.

52--that shit is entirely too deep and took waaaay too much time for the superfish.

Style-wise the Olsens have a HUGE problem, More so than Brittney, Tara Reid etc...

Brittney and Tara may be skanks, but they have their own look. The Olsen's (I'm talking more here about Ashley since Mary-Kate is obviously just wearing any oversized clothes to hide her annorexia) have the problem that they have NO identity or style, they think like this "Ohhhhh, this is Prada and it costs a lot, it must look great!"

They have no idea how to put anything together or even what to do with nice clothes when they find them. If you put your grandmothers apron into the Hermes Shop and stuck a price on it, they would be as likely to buy it as anything else on the hanger.

I guess I'll never get this!
Why celebs dress themselves like this?
Ok they are upset with the paparazzi thing and probaly sometimes life sucks so much...but going out like THIS...!!!
I live in place with 2000 people but i couldn' even to throw out
abandoners looking like this!

Oh and by the way.... I thought using shampoo is normal and reccomended by doctors and hairdressers...

Guess not for her!

I guess I'll never get this!
Why celebs dress themselves like this?
Ok they are upset with the paparazzi thing and probaly sometimes life sucks so much...but going out like THIS...!!!
I live in place with 2000 people but i couldn' even to throw out
abandoners looking like this!

Oh and by the way.... I thought using shampoo is normal and reccomended by doctors and hairdressers...

Guess not for her!

I guess I'll never get this!
Why celebs dress themselves like this?
Ok they are upset with the paparazzi thing and probaly sometimes life sucks so much...but going out like THIS...!!!
I live in place with 2000 people but i couldn' even to throw out
abandoners looking like this!

Oh and by the way.... I thought using shampoo is normal and reccomended by doctors and hairdressers...

Guess not for her!

#52 yeah, but they're two monkey-faced twitchy midgets
don't work so good in that case

btw the purse and cups o' coffee are all normal sized, actually they're all technically petite sizes
it's just that she's 2-feet-8-inches tall

FRIST

I dont know what the heck is up with everyone. Im fucking 5 4 and 98 lbs and i worked HARD for this!! You know you all want it and yyall are just jealous!!!

AND BONES ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!! you dont know what its like to wake up to a a sunken stomach below your hipbones and knowing everyone is always staring at you!!!!

<3<3<3 Olsens

Lindsey!

a 'turban'?? wow, either she's got really bad fashion taste or she's got really bad dandruff!

This has to be the funniest commentary ever!