Mar 26 2007Anna Nicole Smith officially died of an overdose

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Police told reporters today that Anna Nicole Smith officially died of an accidental overdose and no foul play was suspected. The Broward County police chief says:

"We are convinced, based on an extensive review of the evidence, that this case is an accidental overdose with no other criminal element present. We have reviewed hundreds of hours of video, tape captured by the hotel security cameras and we found nothing unusual." Tiger said a laptop belong to the model's boyfriend Howard Stern similarly revealed "nothing to indicate any foul play."

So now you officially know what you already knew. I'm surprised it took them over a month to figure this out. It took most people, what, twelve seconds to piece together the evidence? Rain Man could've solved this case faster.

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i demand a recount!

GOD Bless her soul!

ANYONE who makes fun of a woman's DEATH is an ASSHOLE!

Fourst!

You people need LIVES!

In unrelated news, the autopsy also revealed that her vagina had fangs, and that her blood was supersaturated with vodka and semen.

Can we put this story to bed now?

Who's making fun of her death?

She was a sad soul willing to do anything for fame/attention. There are many people like her, just not on the same scale.

The only thing that bothers me is "authorities" call this accidental. I have my doubts but it really doesn't matter.

Just as long as the bitch is actually dead and we don't have to hear about her fat ass and fake tits anymore, that's all I care.

And #3 - shut the fuck up. Everybody on here is an asshole.

Aside from the image of a Playboy supermodel with a large painful buttock abscess, and a blood infection due to a large painful buttock abscess, and severe vomitting and diarrhea due to a blood infection associated with a large painful buttock abscess, there's nothing here to make fun of.

looking at that picture i would have guessed she died when a horse attacked her, thinking she had stolen its mouth.

I could have told you that! It would have taken me 20 minutes and half of the money!

This must be the last posting of this photo because she died officially on an overdose.

www.obvious.com

I still say Dannielynn watched that clownface home video and decided to kill her mom (or maybe it was home vids of her dead brother...or maybe reruns of the reality show...or...). Simple plan - dip one of the hypodermics in her poopy diaper, then watch mommy's butt literally fester and die. It would have been easier if they had got her the pet stingray she asked for.

If I have to hear about one more Anna Nicole Smith story I swear to God I am going to murder her.

Holy Fucking Shit. Anna Nicole Smith is dead. When did this happen? I refuse to believe she ever did drugs.

This is so old. Need for attention - check, drugs - check, death - check. Although she is more famous right never then she ever was. Somewhere in hell she is probably going: "YAY! FINALLY FAMOUS!"

This is so old. Need for attention - check, drugs - check, death - check. Although she is more famous right never then she ever was. Somewhere in hell she is probably going: "YAY! FINALLY FAMOUS!"

#11

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Okay, great. so we can move on?

Second!


The Drug she O.D'd on is never supposed to be mixed with any alcohol or other drugs....so who's the genius who prescribed it to this walking Pharmacy?


Oh, and mztry.......I also think the tattoo on her back looks stupid and makes her look like an old waitress at a Truckstop outside of Bakersfield who still talks about when they filmed Smokey and the Bandit nearby and she got to serve a bowl of Chilli To Burt Reynolds Stunt Double.

@16. that was good. you're possibly one of [if not] the only funny people on here.

Howard K Stern, we're counting on you to kill yourself in a strange and disgusting way to and keep this story alive.

IRONY, she recieved all the attention she ever wanted, only after she died.

they actually had the results a couple weeks ago but the police wouldn't let it be released because it was an ongoing investigation or something or other


now who's the baby's daddy shall return to it's regular time on every network on television.

the results should be out in a day or two

Making fun of Anna Nicole's death, and celebrating her being dead probably makes you an asshole. It also probably means you're going to "Hell", if such a place exists (Not that it does).

That said:

The bitch died almost two full months ago. She was a money-grubbing whore, with an annoying voice (TRIM SPA BABY!), who lived a better life than most people ever have a chance to taste.

What happened to her son was tragic. That doesn't make her America's Princess Diana, a comparison that evokes vomit and foam from the mouth.

People forget she was a whore. People forget that she tried to swindle a rich man of his money. People forget she was a drug addicted attention whore.

Death does not absolve you of who you were when you were alive. When I die, I will still have been a cold-hearted asshole.

In the same vein, she's still a useless shell of a person. At least now that she's dead, I won't hear the words "TRIM SPA!" come out of a horse's mouth again.

Rest in pieces, and get off my news networks. No one cares.

- E

Good riddance to TrimSpa rubbish I always say....

didn't he say it was going to be surprising?

"No sir, I don't like it."

Someone needs to put the O RLY owl on Anna Nicole Smith's face.

>>"What happened to her son was tragic. That doesn't make her America's Princess Diana, a comparison that evokes vomit and foam from the mouth."

Amen. Princess Diana was a money grubbing take-it-up-the-butt whore. She was against land mines because it interfered with her gold-digging. Bitch.

Anna Nicole Smith was a whore and a liar! All you f***head Anna fans need to pull your heads out of your asses! She lied every turn she could! she spread her boobs and legs every chance she got! She is and was a whore and liar of the first magnitude. her little girl doedn't yet realize how lucky she is that this whore, slut tramp died before Anna destroyed her life.Texas whores are the worst!!! We should drive a wooden stake through the whores cold dead heart to ensure she can't come back and pollute the world!

All I have to say is that no matter what she did in her life the fact remains she was still human! All of you people on here talking trash about her are 1000 times more pathetic than you are saying she was!! It was a tragedy... a sad sad tragedy! What if it was your family member? How would you feel if someone you loved had just died at such a young age? You all r pathetic... you are on here griping about how worthless and awful she was.... well how do you think that makes you sound? In my book none of you r any better then your saying she was! Plus how sad and pathetic is your life ...that u have nothing better to do than to trash someone that has passed..that by the way all of you have claimed to be disgusted with! So I wanna know how do you think talking all this shit in all of your comments about her make you look?
I can answer that... It makes you look like a pile of smoldering maggot infested shit! Apparently she did something right or else you would not have her on your mind enough to make all of those evil comments! Well I guess you all can be proud now because you got on a web page and trashed a dead celebrity.
Yeah right! Keep trying to get attention else where you god awful pathetic souls!
Also I would like to say
R.I.P.
Baby Girl!
You are missed!

And as for all you pathetic shit talkers.... Suck a dick! Your all just jealous of such a beautiful person... Troubled or not!

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