Mar 15 2007Angelina Jolie officially adopts Pax Thien Jolie

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Firs.....Dammit!

She'll be inviting her brother over to make out with the kids in no time.

Must she give all her kids bad haircuts?

Maddox and Pax. She seems to have a thing for names that end in x. And for little Southeast Asian boys.

"Pham Quang Sang to Pax Thien Jolie (Pax means peace in Latin and Thien means sky in Vietnamese)."

Nothing goes with Jolie better then Pax Thien. Do these people even say the name out loud before naming these kids?

She should adopt a few more Vietnamese kids and open up her own nail salon in Hollywood.

her mean looking adoptee is going to kick the new one's ass.

When her and Brad's acting career is over and they are no longer pulling in the money, they are going to look around at all these orphan kids they have got and say 'fuck'.

guymorgan, just think. if jennifer had been better in bed, brad wouldn't be putting up with this crap.
i can't imagine angelina being worth anything outside the bedroom. it's like she's collecting these kids as a hobby or something.
you're right. when the new wears off, they're gonna be like "fuck. what were we thinking".
of course, i don't see brad with her too much longer. he doesn't want a bunch of kids.

what an arrogant bitch.

# 9
I think IF their careers are ever over...IF... they will have enough to survive. I mean Seriously, if not from their acting, then from everything else they do...

who cares. they can adopt me, change my name. hell, they could lock me in a closet and feed me metal.... as long as I get to sleep with daddy.

We need to start placing bets on what they'll adopt next. My money's on a Chinese girl.

His nickname will be "Tam"

#7
hahahaha, that was good. :)

#8 - I agree and want to put my hat in the ring to sponsor the first annual Jolie-Pitt Adoptee Celebrity Kickboxing Deathmatch.

Pax, pronounced like Pox......nice. Asshole.

PS: I hope he grows up to be the biggest hell raiser since Gary Busey with that fucking name.

Once again Lara makes Aniston like a whiny ugly ass dooode.
But, I digress, Angie is really building up a Brigagede of little VCs isn't she?

*brigade.... oy

At least she didn't name him Alex Cax

maybe the next one will be from the great country of florida.

#14 my money is on a hispanic kid.

What was wrong with his old name? Not spiritual enough? Not like Angelina, which means Narcissistic Angel that falls from the sky....

#14
my money's on an ethiopian. wait...that cause isn't in vogue today...umm...darfur, does she still remember where darfur is? she'll get one from there...no...i say...south america. somewhere there. yeah. 5 bux.

i've been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding- the cretins cloning and feeding- and i don't even own a tv.

This kid must be terrified. I doubt she speaks Vietnamese, at 3 years old, I doubt he speaks English. So she changes his name, whisks him out of an orphanage, brings him to the US... that kid'll need a shit-load of therapy.

But she's already got a yellow baby ... and a black one and a white one. She really needs a red baby. What does she need another yellow baby for? Incase of a horrible pool accident and one of the yellow babies becomes a blue baby?

$20 and a Snickers bar says she adopts a Ukranian girl...

Call it a hunch.

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Pham or Pax has his fathers ears.

I was adopted when i was 2, and my parents changed my name- it's pretty normal and common... whats in a name? ;)

#7 LOL - I think she is putting together a whole team of specialists... laundry, nail salon.... The sky is the limit...

There's millions of American orphans and foster children waiting for parents and she's running off to other countries to adopt? I guess American children aren't good enough and doesn't generate the publicity that a foreign child does.

"There's millions of American orphans and foster children waiting for parents and she's running off to other countries to adopt? I guess American children aren't good enough and doesn't generate the publicity that a foreign child does."

I think you're overlooking the fact that kids who live in orphanages in 3rd world countries are MUCH worse off than those living in orphanages in America... but i get your point nonetheless.

On a side note, Maddox is a poser!

I doubt he has ever listened to Abbey Road all the way through. He probably couldnt even name 3 songs off that record.

Libraesque: are you bummed out that they didn't name him Great Big Hairy Dyke, after you?

Umm.. first of all, I'm Vietnamese. Second of all, Thien does not mean sky. Here's a site that says all the different meanings of the name. http://vdict.com/thien,2,0.html And yes the meaning does change depending on what accent mark is above the word but, even still, none of the definitions is sky. In fact of one of the definitions for Thien meant: "superficial or shallow" and yet another one means: "to castrate, to trim to prune away" With all the money in the world, they can't even hire a proper translator. Soo ridiculous. And yeah I think it's wrong to change a child's name at 3. It's a kid not a dog.

Why the fuck didn't she just name him Charlie?

@35
It's hard to adopt American babies, and you can't just pay people under the table to get it done. Most other countries don't have so much red tape, so you can bribe them.

#39
Do you own a nail salon?

Wait a fucking minute. My name isn't Pax Thien and I'm well over 30. Thanks Mom! I already feel less than Maddox. That's ok, I'll just tease him when he gets older and remind him that his real mom was a preteen cock whore sucking off tourists for dozen baht and map directions. He's gonna hate having me as an older younger brother.

Whats wrong with Who Flung Poo??? When she gets him back to the states and gives him a mohawk like his brother, he is going to want to be known as Who Flung Poo.

@7 & 40 -- HA!

@39 -- monkeyGRL? You sure you're not from Botswana? I mean you sound like that cute little Vietcong chick my dad brought how from the war, but he nicknamed her whoreGRL. And last I checked, she was still chained to the boiler in the basement.

@44 -- You win. That is fucking hilarious.

haha #42. Butthole. I'm actually a creative director of a tradeshow marketing company. So no. Not all vietnamese people own nail salons. Although. . I dont' quite look vietnamese so I just stay quiet sometimes when they're doing my nails and listen to them talk sh*t about me and the clients. It's really kinda funny! And yes. . they do talk alot of sh*t. But in a monotone voice so you think they're talking about nothing. HA

When Angie walked in to the orphanage, some little lady stood up and said, You pick baybee....ok? Then sit down...I finish and be with you nex ok?

#39.....so you'd prefer they keep the name some douche at an orphanage gave him. That's GREAT, way to go through life with your shitty first 3 years of life glued to you by something like a name

i wonder how brutal it is to that poor little boy to have his name legally change against his will? oh well, that's one of the benefits of joining thre brangelina clan. welcome aboard!

@35...just take a minute to pull your head out of your narrow rectum and think about this. Just how long do you think it would take for the press to track down every last dirtbag long lost relative that any kid they adopt here might have, ha? That's without counting assorted con-people and impostors.
Whattaya think is gonna happen next? That's right, every rat lawyer and his associate is gonna go after her money. WHO THE FUCK WANTS THAT KIND OF HASSLE?

#49. Wow, you're pretty ignorant. Do you see people changing American children's names? Yeah no. probably not huh? Even if they were in an orphanage you still don't just change their names. And you don't know if the orphanage gave him his name. His biological parents might have given it to him. Which is more rightful that he should be able to keep it.

40,42,44 - LMAO... You fuckers are killing me today....

I have a fiver that says she gets a little Indonesian girl in her next collecting spree...

If they discover he's autistic they can change his name to Sum Ting Wong ( I know, it's Chinese, but really, they're the same.)

Still waiting for her to acquire a deformed and retarded Romanian orphan. Or a thalidomide baby from Ohio. Nope, only pretty designer readymade children for Ms. Jolie.

Well geez, they might as well already start engraving the Mother of the Year award for Angie!!! She has such a close bond with that child of hers, Maddox, and I'm sure she'll be just as good a mother with her second child her. Huh, what do you mean she has 2 other children already?!

#52, Wow you're enormously ignorant. Did you know in China they often name the kids after the street where they're found???

HEY can that Vit. girl who posted earlier translate the kids former name??? My money is on:
Pham -BEST
Quang-WHOREHOUSE
Sang- EVER

the kid looks just like mad

They need a Mexican one next... for household chores.

I'm amazed how lax security has become here on the Superfish I've heard we are even getting some VC activity near this very perimeter.

@52 -- His biological mother married some South Korean dude who promised her eternal love, but has her blowing his boss instead. I would have changed his name to MOM AH HO.

Will they wake him up everday from his nap by blasting Ride of the Valkyries?

I hear he cries everytime he hears "Goodnight, Saigon". They got him out of the orphanage rooftop by chopper. Under heavy fire.

Does anyone really think some 3 year old cares all that much what his name is? Seriously? You don't remember anything from when you were 3 or under, so he's barely going to ever remember his name being something else. And when he's a teenager floating around in the huge pool in the backyard of his mansion, I'm sure he's gonna be like "I can't believe that bitch mom of mine made me change my name! I'd give up this whole life of luxury for the opportunity to grow up in that orphanage and keep my original name!!!" Yeah, I'm thinking he'll learn to embrace the new name.

On another note, post #57 confuses me? Isn't the person you're talking to in #52 the same person as the Viet Girl you asked later in your post to translate? And so what if Chinese people name there kids after streets, what does that have to do with the naming policy for Viet people? Oh, right, is this supposed to be one of those comments where all asian people are the same? My bad. And you call others ignorant ;o)

And #54, sigh, now you're just stealing your material from widely distributed emails (and it doesn't even really work in this situation). I've come to expect a higher level of originality from you. Shame on you!

64--c'mon--it's an oldie but a goodie. Like, Cream of Sum Yung Guy or You want Beef with Brokree?

or Yu Pik Dum Song -- if the kid has horrible taste in music.

Why are Brad & Angelina adopting foreign babies when there are children desperately in need of good parents back home in Britney Spears' house?

Who's the dink holding the kid - his real father?

Maddox surely looks pissed.

Why is it that this kid's last name isn't Jolie-Pitt like his brother and sisters? Has Pitt been given the boot just like Billy Bob was after Angelina brought home Maddox? Hmmm.

And yeah, Mohawk-Boy looks super pissed.

Alas... you guys like to mock Asians because in your hearts you realize Asians are the superior race.

BREAKING NEWS: Madonna has just purchased round trip tickets to Ho Chi Minh City citing 'pure coincidence' when questioned on the timing.

@71 -- I agree. I also agree that it's good she didn't adopt a little Vietnamese girl, or else she'd have to put the diapers on sideways.

UH, whitegold, why must EVERYTHING be explained to you 600 times???

"People" don't name their kids after streets in China you FEEB
ORPHANAGES name the abandoned kids they find after the streets where they're dumped....get it.
Like if your momma had left you in in a dumpster (instead of trying to drown you) on Dipshit Lane, you'd be named Dipsh.....wait a second

Time to run to the tattoo parlor to put the longitude and latitude of Pax on her body. (not much space left on her freakishly gaunt body) She an International roaming orphanage more than a mom. She does get a most improved award by Hollywood standards. The children will definitely live better lives, better than most of us.
How loving is it that Brad-dad is too busy to join the new family? Eventually she will be without a partner and her team of nannies can raise her flock.

ya know how they name those kids over there?

they put some rocks in a coffee can & roll it down the hill.

;)
LOL hey great everybody! Keep the Gook jokes coming! It's like fucking 1972 over here!

hee hee

Christ. All I ever think when I see pics of Jolie is that if I possessed her beauty, I'd be routinely decorating myself in something other than washed-out greys & blacks. What a waste of hard-core beauty. When she's 50, I bet she'll bemoan her youth and wish she'd taken better advantage.

And by taking better advantage, I mean by snagging all the strapping, handsome, innocent lads I could lure and taking advantage of them repeatedly...

Oh and I hope the next kid they adopt is an Appalachian American White Child.

Maybe they'll drive through Kentucky or West Virginia and see for themselves. I know it isn't very trendy to pack around blue-eyed ugly bald white babies but fucking charity should start here at home.

I'm shocked she went to Vietnam for a baby. I thought the point of moving to New Orleans was so she could eventually adopt every single homeless orphan left by Hurricane Katrina. Guess not.

Next up, a Darfur girl amputee.

#74 - aww, you're a little dumb, but at least it tends to be amusing. So where to begin...(a) this might come as a surprise to you, but an ORPHANAGE can not actually name anyone? It is not the orphanage in China that names the kids, it is actual people. So whether it's people naming the kids that are brought to the orphanage or parents naming kids, it's still the actual people (of course, for this to even be relevant we have to assume your statement about orphans being named in this matter is even remotely correct). But regardless, if you want to be picky, you can substitute the word "people" with "orphanages" in my early post, and you'll not that you're comment didn't really addressing anything I said in my post. Kind useless, aren't you?

As for this comment about everything needing to be explained to me 600 times, huh? Do I know you? On what basis are you claiming EVERYTHING needs to be explained to me 600? For that matter, I can't think of ANYTHING that needs to be explained to me 600 times? But apparently you know better. Is it cuz you're brilliant? (Now there's a notion that might need to be explained to me 600 times, cuz that's a statement I'd never understand).

And the momma joke...oh wow...you've given me new appreciation for the earlier Sum Ting Wong joke...that joke suddenly seems funny by comparison.

@ 78 - They won't adopt an American child because American children are too ugly & dumb.

This has been my experience, at least.

All this gook talk takes me back to when we was in 'Nam. Granted I was only 1 year old at the time but still, feels like 'Nam.

Just back-up the photo on the right because this is going to repeat several times more.

Wow my post at #80 was long. I apologize, I always find the super long posts to be pretty annoying, especially when they aren't even really on topic. And those last few lines in that first paragraph, damn, little Pax Thien could probably string together better english than that! Must proof read in the future (but that would require effort...).

Cute kid. Best wishes to the Jolie-Pitts

Perhaps "Pax" is really short for "Paxil".

Poor kids. Money isn't everything. Kids needs stability & structure, which I bet they get very little of traveling around the world, always adding new orphans to the pack, and no permanant father figure (Billy Bob adopted Maddox with Angelina, but you don't ever see him visit the kid).

My guess is that Brad will eventually take the white kid (that Angelina doesn't care for because she doesn't get the feeling of selft-importance she gets from saving the other kids), and go the way of Billy Bob.

Theorize all you want about the stability of their relationship and future of the Jolie-Pitt travelling circus.

Fact is, probably none of you has even sponsored a third-world child or broken out of your myopic Burger King worlds.

Personally I don't see how Pax is a better name than Pham. What a selfish Whore. Somene should change her name and see how she likes it...Skelator sounds pretty cool.

Pitt has such a crappy job that he can't take off work a few days to pick up his kid? I don't like Brad, never did, but I actually feel sorry for him. She has made him such a non-man that he is pitiful. What a wuss he's become.

She and Brad are also trying to get pregnant again and have another biological child...poor thing, its gonna be so unloved. After Angie saying Shiloh was a priviledged little blob I wonder why she'd wanna have another one.

She hardly ever takes the white one out in public either. But she'll drag these little photo opts up and down the streets looking all tired and ragged.

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME I'm adopting another little brown kid...I'm so great I'm such a humanitarian.

Why can't she visit one of those 3rd world countries during a flesh eating bacteria epidemic.

"...Why can't she visit one of those 3rd world countries during a flesh eating bacteria epidemic."

Gee, #91. I don't know, but why don't you?

Angie can't adoptin the US legally because they do an extensive back ground check. That's why she flits all over. I do realize that this little boy's life has changed forever and for the good and I do wish him a most happy life and I welcome him to our American family. God bless him.

Dear fergernauster

I am not sure whether your a man or woman based on your #77 comment. Your either a lesbo with extremely bad taste in women or your a faggot who is trying to convince people you like women. Angelina is butt ass ugly and your a retard.

Love,
me

Is it me - or does she look rough with that huge tattoo on her arm. I admit I'm old, and many of you young ladies probably like it - but I think it makes her look like a Merchant Marine.

The 21st century Mia Farrow needs to take it up a notch and adopt a child who is handicapped. Seriously. I wish other people who are grossly overpaid would follow her lead. I do applaud her saving children around the world and bringing awareness to the rest of the world. All the best to the Jolie clan. (the "-Pitt" is about at its expiration). Had to work...phooey!

Angelina's kids are going to take over the world one day. You just wait. We'll be on our knees, begging for mercy.

what makes everyone so sure that being adopted by a rich bitch will automatically provide for a happy life? Er .. wasn't Nicole Richie kind of adopted, was she? IS NICOLE RICHIE'S LIFE WHAT YOU ALL CALL HAPPY?? Or what was with Joan Crawford and the wire hanger incident ?? get a grip. it's not like people are dying in the streets from hunger in any other country in the world 'xcept Us of A, my ass.

"Angelina is butt ass ugly and your (sic) a retard."

Thanks for biting, Shinipie.

But, really... why don't you visit a third-world country suffering a bacterial epidemic?

If you can sling it, sister, you oughtta be able to take it and not simply flap your labial folds in the wind.

@80 -- From what I've seen, argueing with Libraesque is like jerking off with sandpaper and without the ability to cum. Sure it feels great at first, but sooner or later you get no satisfaction and just give up.

@100 - Wouldn't you also have a bloody stump afterwards?

GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! Oh Angelina, you'll never be a master Pokemon trainer until you catch 'em ALL!

She never adopts an ugly baby. They don't look as good on the mantle.

Asians change their name ALL THE TIME.

There are girls in my class with an American name. For example, a girl named Jennifer Chong will have the real name LingLing Tei Xi Chong or something.

"But everyone calls me Jennifer," she'll say, as she pushes her bleached hair out of her face.

Umm..."Pax" is Latin and is pronounced "Pocks." So if the kid ever takes Brad's name, he will be Pax Pitt, pronounced "Pox pit." As in acne-scar. Angie is a dipshit.

@103 -- I agree. She wants to be able to stuff 'em when she's done with 'em, and her taxidermist won't gut ugly kids.

@105 -- HA!

#100 WHO are you and why are commenting on a post that didn't involve yuo, 25 comments later LOSER
And to the douche at 105, why would this kids name be Pitt and not Loie-Pitt like the rest, dipshit

107--Simple, Yetti--their name wouldn't be Loie-Pitt because that's not their parents' name...you great big hairy monster. It's JOLIE-PITT....God!

58. Posted by imran karim on March 15, 2007 10:59 AM

the kid looks just like mad

...as if you're like this *crosses fingers* with the family. Just like Mad......

#104 Well asian people do have american names. That they might have chosen THEMSELVES or were given to them at birth. But other people can't just change your name for you. That's just retarded.

BUT you had be about "jennifer" pushing her bleached hair out of her face. That's hilarious. And I know people like that too. So many asian Jennys LOL awesome

Thien isn't 'sky', it's 'angel' (which can also be translated as 'fairy' or 'spirit'). The poor boy got named Peaceful Angel.

@ 102:

i try to rise above the bad stuff...but you've brought me low!!! loved it.

and, i guess they can build their family anyway they want, but... man. how many nannies or mannies are raising these kids?

why can't they just enjoy what they have for now, support the orphanages the others were from monetarily and then a few years from now get a new kid if that's what they want.

argh. it makes me mad that when people have enough money, no one stands up and tells them 'no'.

OH MY GOD, call out the national guard, I hit the L instead of the J

can you fuck off and die now jizz?

and isn't that guy a bit old to be getting adopted?

what, does little Pax have some glandular problem we are unaware of?

#110, I thought you were going to translate his former name for us.

here's what I found
his name meant course hanger to cross

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#104, you are so right! Everytime I go to get my nails done, the license says Ching Chang Vin Nguyen but she always introduces herself as Hi My Name Tiffani...What color you like?

"Ah this new kid is so great, Pax, what a cool name, oh no actually I think I'd rather call him 'Zippo', hey kid your name's zippo now and come to think of it I think I'd rather you were a girl. Brad, get me a pair of scissors I'm going to turn Zippo into a girl"

#8 - LMFAO

Of course if Angie tries to take it back for whatever reason she'll be rebuffed by a firm: NO SUTITUTIONS!! so solly!

no fairy or angel is spelled TIEN no THIEN. he got named "superficial" that sucks for him.

I GOTTA SAY THIS: Jolie is doin' this shit for attention now, just like Madonna. Shame.

I don't know, but for the past couple of years Jolie has been getting pretty interesting looking...losing weight, skeletal face, bony arms and legs...I tell ya, for Pitt to dump Anniston, Jolie must suck a mean boner--she must be able to deep throat him or something. Maybe she let him do stuff that Anniston didn't--take it up the poop shoot, maybe? Eat Brad's tossed salad?

Any guesses, folks??

LOZLOZLOZLOZL.
i LOVEDDDDDDD that last paragraph. i would have never thought about it and it's so true. why can't i be funny like you guys?

no, the proper way to phase that is to "eat Brad's salad"

@122...Aniston is probably the very definition of NEEDY, WHINY, psycho frigid girlfriend from hell.

I don't see men running over each other to screw her, that should tell you something.

I hate it when people adopt children and rename them. They aren't dogs, they have names they grew attached to. I mean if you are going to rename some foreign name wouldn't you name him John or something? What's the point?

Once again, his name can't be that difficult to pronounce, she should've left it alone. she seems to think her children are her pets

Angie needs to travel with a stylist (like Brad), 'cause in this picture she looks like a piece of sh**. No wonder the little fella cried.

She shoulda named him Notblob Lyksista.

#128)That's a good one!She could name him as well John Doe,sound also kinda Vietnamese i guess.

much as it pains me to agree with Libraesque, #52 you are ignorant and your use of language is even stupid. Vietnamese think it's lucky to give ryhming names or some such dumb ass reason. It took me 6 months of my friends' pregnancy to convince her not to give her baby a rhyming name (yes, Vietnamese, no to salon) which started with Ahn (and it was a boy). That name change is a blessing and his life is going to be a lot better than the one he was having. Since his parents gave him up, I don't think they are agonizing over the name change. Maybe the parents could spend their time more constructively like - oh, let's say - figuring out ways not to have children you can't take care of or don't want???

oh - more importantly - is that you up there Wally darling?? driving east of Abilene was a bit less tedious as there aren't so many little towns to drive through - well, that and the speed limit is 95. Another day of driving brought us to 96 degrees in Yuma and swimming, beautiful sunrises and sunsets and running commentary from my 10 year old. way much fun. wish you'd been there too.

#78 (love your comments btw) tis true that the blue eyed blondes are not as attractive so I didn't have any. Being a "universal donor" - I got to give birth to an adorable dark eyed baby. Yep, left my blonde "roots" behind, no loss, better DNA.

I love how she gives her kids pseudo-intellectual names that don't even sound remotely pleasing to the ear.. all of the names are so awkward, I mean say "Pax Thien Jolie" out loud, seriously. It just doesn't.. roll off the tongue, or something.. it's just not quite right, it's almost resistant to being put together as a name, like an odd tongue twister.

Plus the fact that if you're going to be pseudo-intellectual, at least take the five seconds to find out that (as other posters have already mentioned) "pax" is actually pronounced "pox".

According to the Oxford-American Dictionary: pox, n. any of several viral diseases producing a rash of pimples that become pus-filled and leave pockmarks upon healing.

That's verbatim. I kid you not. Congratulations, Angelina, on scarring yet another child for life. Sort of like said child's namesake. Oh, now I understand.. you clever girl, you!

#39 - so special when someone claims to be an expert on a race just because they are one single entity within that race. Please be so kind to inform the entire Vietnamese population that you are their spokesperson.

1.) Asians change their name because people here can't pronounce their name correctly. They'd rather have another name than hear their real name butchered.

2.) I don't remember knowing my name when I was 3. Name change doesn't really matter that much. Umm, a lot of people change their names when they're adults even.

Oh, I didn't want to diss Jolie's juicy funbags--I know that Brad has GOTTA play motorboat with those awesome titties whenever he can. Although, Anniston had those luscious, natural, soft, tan-lookingAnd, it's a good thing she saved him her just-like-a-nineteen-year-old-vajayjay by getting cut for the biological kid. Gotta love them c-sections! For you girls who pass the football through the goal naturally, just realize that afterwards your man feels like he's going bareback with a dishrag afterwards...eew.

Jeez, I guess I sound like a pig, don't I? Hee!

So how much was this kid worth...???

And I'm guessing the name wasn't Hollywood enough, or maybe it just wasn't third world enough. Poor kid.

133, you fucking idiot. just because YOU would name a kid without knowing how the name is pronounced doesn't mean anyone else does. I guess he'll join the Beverly Hills High Ass Kicking Club with these others

Pine
Yashi
Zowie
Alchamy
Rocket
Anastasia Beaverhausen
Poppy Honey (
Peaches (
Banjo
Aquinnah
Caspar
Calico
Daisy Boo
Pilot Inspekter
Yamma
Moon Unit
Fifi-Trixibelle
Dweezil
Moxie Crimefighter
Kafka Rumer
Tiger Lily Heavenly Hiraani
Jigme
Jermajesty
Kal-el
Betty Kitten
Diva
Phoenix Chi

Will the following two people please stop posting: Libraesque and HollyJ. Thank you.

Lame talentless Jolie, she adopts kids to stay in the news. Otherwise, she'd disappear.

Wow, Brad Pitt looks TERRIBLE now.

My stepmom was a Vietnamese orphan. A lot of times, the names these children are given equate to something like "Orphan #4543, With Freckle On Chin". In a lot of cases, these folks are more than happy to get rid of their generic "Orphan" name and get a name that holds more meaning for them. Sorry to rain on anyone's parade, but in this case, it may be a good thing for him to get a name chosen for him by someone who gives a damn.

#133 Talk about fucking idiots - looked in the mirror lately? You must really fuckin' LOVE kissing Angie's ass to put THIS list together. Half of the people on this list are adults now and LIKE the fact that their parents were hippies and gave them names that are odd and unusual.

(And WTF, Anastasia Beaverhausen was Karen's alias on WIll & Grace - guess you can't tell reality from fantasy anymore. AND it's Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily - mom was a drug addict, what's AJ's excuse?)

The point here is NOT who can make up the dumbest name, it's about RE-naming a child who already HAS a name. It stinks - it's gonna be traumatic enough to be ripped out of his country and thrust into the middle of a "family" where no one speaks his language or (except for Maddox) looks like him, never mind his name being erased.

Yeah, well... Joan Crawford adopted, too.

Nice Vanity name Angie, but vanity names belong on car license plates -- not kids. Poor little boy.

I'd change my name if she'd adopt me too. That kid's just been adopted into the lap of luxury, a little name change does not make me feel sorry for him.

I don't care what westernized name they are given, to me, they will always be named: VC

seriously...who cares if she changes his name? She is saving this kid from probably a really shitty life...this kid is gonna be one of the luckiest kids in the world. Hell, if I was a little kid going to live w/ Angelina Jolie or any celeb for that matter, change my f'ing name to anything you want

#147 What the hell kind of name is "Anything You Want"?

What a selfish bitch.
I guess his real Vietnamese name wasn't 'stylish' enough for the Goddess of Hollywood.

So...how long before she's sick of this one?
I give it six months. Pretty soon she'll have a kid for every outfit. :/

btw, that is pretty screwed up. she bemoaned the tragedies that her first two adopted kids went through, but the orphan children in new orleans? yeah, their lives are just peachy keen.

"and in three years he'll climb to the top of a mountain and shake his fist at God while yelling, "Who am I?!""

yeah, in 10 years he'll probably _own_ a mountain-

OF COCAINE!!!!!

#151)For sure he'll shake his head as well.

#134.. . um. . translation isn't being a spokesperson. It's just a fact. Get over your racist self.

You guys remember when she said children cost too much money to raise? Well I finally figured out what she ment by that. It aint the baby that cost alot its the nany, the stylist, make up artist, cook and complete camera crew se hires for each one that makes them so expensive.

I wonder how many 'paparazi' she hired for her new one, probably not as many since he isn't in mint-still-in-the-original-box condition, but hell, at least this one wont be a blob like her biological child.

All other americans seem to think shes being dumb for not adopting within the states.. Kids are kids, there is an X amount of homeless kids in this world, who honestly gives a crap WHERE she gets one from, the point is the kid will have a better chance.

Its only natural that she'd want her kids to come from countries where she spends most of her time. America isnt the only damn country in the world, and in many ways not even the best. Be humble people.

Have just been looking at this site - wow- what a bunch of ignorant, racist ,bigotted morons you all are. If there was ever a reason for not adopting from america then this site would be it.The gene pool just screams trash! Little wonder you are regarded as the fattest, stupidest most self centred and destructive nation on earth. How proud you must be of yourselves.. None of you know this woman or her motives but you all feel competent to judge..why?. oh thats right because your god's own people..so that gives you the right...well, judgement comes in many ways.Be good and stop hating..except americans as they are fair game.

We're assuming the kid had no say in a name change - perhaps he wanted to? He's 3. Think of all the awesome things you would have named yourself - especially when you're going from an orphanage to a home, starting a new life, etc. There could be tons of circumstances around his name change, many of them positive. Don't condemn Angelina for that. Jeez.

156--I give you the blue ribbon for being the top asshole here. This isn't an exclusively American site, jerk off. I love fucking faggots like you that look for any excuse, any little in you can get to throw out an anti-American sentiment. You're a douche.

@107 -- Who am I? I'm an overweight self-obsessed lesbian with a cankersores and a MySpace obsession and just a hint of a moustache. I go to bars like Meow Mix where I sit alone and lonely as all the pretty dykes mingle, hoping to god no one notices I haven't shaved my legs since the 80's and waiting for the first legally blind chick with the lowest self esteem possible, a non-fucntioning olfactory, and the inability to pronounce or define halitosis to decide to buy me a Zima. I enjoy commenting a few dozen comments too late and get a kick out of being repeatedly told to shut the fuck up.

No wait..... that's you.

@156 -- You're right! Don't listen to these naysayers! Fuck the US for developing, marketing, and making widely available the use of computers and the internet, as well as just about every other form of mass communication that allows your stupid fucking opinion to ooze out. We're a bunch of classless whores if you ask me.

#156 is my hero!!! What a truly brilliant post! Only someone so brilliant would be able to go on a rant about how wrong it is to judge others while at the same time casting judgement over all of America haha!!! We're all ignorant, racist, bigotted morons because we cast judgement on someone we don't know, but you are clearly something far more special for then turning around and calling an entire country of people who you don't know fat, stupid, self centered and destructive. So what sort of person does that make you, dumbass?

And by the way, you might want to note that people on here are judging her from both sides of the equation, some negative, some positive, so to try and make such a blanketed statement about everyone on here, and then try to apply that statement to an entire country, well, I guess that makes you an ignorant, racist, bigotted moron? But I wouldn't want you to think I'm actually judging you here, I'm just basing this on the knowledge you tried to force feed all of us. (and for the record, I'm not even from the US)

Who's caring for her other adoptees while she cruises the globe looking for more fresh meat?

Angelina is a very stupid bitch.

162--I read that her manny, Brad Pitt, is caring for the daughters.

His new name isn't that a big deal.When he's older he can always change his name if he desires.I changed my name also lately into Lowlands.

She should adopt white kids. there are too many white trash orphans nowadays. the only problem is, 90% are crack babies.

143, if you could remove that redwood tree from your ass for a minute and get a sense of humor. I was responding to the person that said Pax Pitt was a lame name, he'll be made fun of, etc..so really, get a grip

#153 Since you label your opinion as "fact" you are obviously one of those people who can't get over their own selves. And if that wasn't enough of a negative, you are also one of those people who holler racist at the most inappropriate and incorrect times in order to deflect attention from your ignorance. You are pathetic. You would come off better if you actually read and comprehended what you read before typing your stupid thoughts. The most stupid thing on this thread is that people think they have the right to tell someone else who to adopt!! Try this for fun: go tell your neighbors who they should and shouldn't be married to, based solely upon your opinion. Then tell them if they can have kids or not and what they can name them. I rarely agree with jrzmommy but at least she isn't stupid. You give females a bad rep.

Whitegold is my new hero!!

167. idiot. I didn't say anything or had an opinion on her adopting a baby none the less a Vietnamese one. I think it's great that she wanted to give them better lives. I was commenting on the fact that she named it Thien which in vietnamese doesn't mean sky. It has several meanings. Some of which is 1) superficial and shallow(something you probably know about cuz you didn't even bother to figure out what the hell I was talkign about) and 2) to castrate, to trim, or to prune. And that translation is the fact I was referring to. I just said it was stupid to name your child a foreign name without looking more into what the real meaning of the word is. It's like those stupid people out that got tattoos of chinese characters thinking it means hero and it actually means a chickens ass or something.

I wonder why no one from Vietnam is chimming in re: the mis-conception of the meaning of the name.......The Hebs didn't waste any time blasting Tom Cruise for thinking Suri meant Red Rose or some shit

"monkey" where did you get the translation from? The Viet-Eng dictionary doesn't recognize the word at all

oh and Libraesque. I am vietnamese. Well super white washed but my parents were straight from over there and forced me to upkeep my native tongue. =) I guess that good of them.

oh nuts. I think that cuz my last post had a whole bunch of link they blocked it. well go back to that website I posted. And i know it says no form of the word is found. That's only because the Vietnamese language comprises of 5 accent symbols that when used with a word can change the entire meaning of it. If you look on that same page at the "suggested words" part of the list will have 5 words that actually spelled Thien, but with accent marks above and below them. Just click on them to see the different meanings. Some are good and some are positive but you can then understand that Thien by itself isn't even a word. It has to have the accent marks and so left up to interpretation.

So why are you commenting that the name she chose means castration if there are different ways to interprete it by the accent marks? You're saying that none of those names mean what AJ named the kid?

yup. well one of the meanings IS castration. what i meant by "left up to interpretation." But you can see if definitely doesn't mean Sky or anything remotely like that. And I am saying that it COULD be one of those words. Well it HAS to be one of those words if it's in the Vietnamese language. Hopefully it's the translation means " good and kind" and not the one that's negative.

he's wearing a beatles tee shirt and donning a mohawk. and his name is now latin. i think she adopts these kids out of reverence for their culture.

Thien is a good name. Thien in this case has a little "^"on the e. It does not mean castration. The word for castration is thien with another forward slash on the e with the little "^". Please read carefully the right accent before making your assumptions. No one would name their kid with the slashed Thien. Would you? #175 please be careful before you make your comments. Many Vietnamese name their children with that name either as a middle name or a first name. It is anything associating with the above (sky,god..). Generally, when you hear that word it means anything associated with heaven (very good meaning). I think that whatever is Angela's real intention it will still be best for the child. I am Vietnamese and I had been back to Vietnam so I know that he's going to a much better life. You have no idea how corrupt it is in Vietnam even for a normal kid to survive it's tough. How can an orphaned get anywhere in life? Do you even know that people would pay lots of money just to be given the chance to get out? Changing a kid's name is not as important as providing him a better life. I think the main thing that should be looked at is his new life and not his name. If his parents cared so much for him then he wouldn't be orphaned. So if Angelina cares enough to adopt him then she should have the right over his birth parents as they gave him up years ago. Regardless of what race he is Angelina still save a life.

All I can picture when I see this horrid woman is her standing in a giant walk in closet lined with shelves full of babies starting out white and then gradually increasing in colour. She's looking in the mirror wearing some $10,000 designer outfit(because remember she's a humanitarian) and she's holding a baby, let's say a yellow one, and she looks very, very, angry as she yells at her personal assistant "THIS BABY DOESN'T MATCH MY SHOES! HAND ME ANOTHER ONE". 2 hours later her dickless bitch Brad comes home and he walks in to find her sitting on the floor of her giant infant closet with babies thrown hapazardly left and right. It's an absolute mess and she's rocking back and forth crying " I have nothing to wear we need a new one". Oh and she has a shaved head. Gee I hope I'm psychic and this vision is the future.

monkeyGRL,

You may be Vietnamese but you know squat about the Vietnamese language; "Thiên" does mean "sky" or "the heavens". It is a Sino-Vietnamese word and can be written in Chinese character: 天. Many Vietnamese have "Thiên" as a middle name, including me (Thiên Thanh) and I can assure you that my parents didn't mean to call me superficial, shallow, nor castration. If you don't know what you're talking about, don't talk.

#177 you wrote "If his parents cared so much for him then he wouldn't be orphaned. "
That has to be one of teh most moronic statements I've read from the doofs who try to jusify this woman's orphan-addiction.

Get someone to tie your shoes and wipe the drool off your chin then look "orphan" up in the dictionary. M-a-y-b-e the poor kid's parents are dead, dumbass. D'oh.

#178, I hope I'm psychic and you get hit by a train

#176: that's Maddox in the Beatles shirt. Can't tell them apart? It's easy, just hang around with anyone other than caucasions for awhile. #181: I hope you're psychic, too. Anyone: why is "teh" a substitute for "the"?

i'd like to adopt angelina and rename her "insufferable homewrecking attention seeking media whore coke slut" which loosely translates to... ok well it's literal but beautiful nonetheless

I give those poor kids ten years before they all end up in rehab. I mean, when they realize that they've been adopted by a suicidal/crazy/narcissistic/self-centered/homewrecker/lesbo piece of trash, they're gonna be in need of serious medication.
I also pity Shiloh because her mum has publicly admitted that she has No feelings for her. How crazy is she to reject her own blood? The kid is gonna have Issues. Being neglected and despised by the person who was supposed to love her unconditionnaly. Instead of taking care of this poor abandoned baby, she runs away in Vietnam to adopt another one....Brad is reallly stupid to put up with this crap. He should take his biological kid and run away from this Nightmare Team.

#170 Weren't you the same person who was condemning everyone for being anti-gay and calling you names and saying things about how you should get AIDS? Now YOU'RE the one calling Jewish people "Hebes"?

Nice. Real nice.

Funny, I don?t remember asking for ugly fatties to leave me feedback but since you did Libaresque I am going to take pity on you and provide you with something very valuable, something your parents never had the courage to give you; the TRUTH.

No Libaresque your not a psychic, you are a P-S-Y-C-H-O, and you are probably just having flashbacks to the one and only time your Daddy played with you and your little train set. After years of him not playing with you, because he doesn't like you, you started dreaming that you were a tiny person, like Eva Longoria, and the old model train came to finally put you out of your misery.
That or you are psychic and I'm in hell, which would explain why I have to deal with a heinous superdouche like you.

If you respond to me in any way, no matter what you write you will be saying that deep down you know I'm telling the truth. If you don't respond it will be because you are too busy alphabetizing your Teen People collection and talking to your imaginary friends on a broken, old, 80's cell phone surrounded by your loyal legion of stuffed animals.

Now, don't pester me again, okay little child, I can't restore the black whole where your self esteem should be.

I will now take the sage advice from #100 because you are clearly just not worth it.

i hope that angelina jolie understands that kids are a lifelong commitment (sp?)

#182 because it's one of "teh" commonest typos. At least in the English language... wonder what's the commonest typo in other languages Hmmmm...

Anyway, it's common and at the same time not so noticable that people easily catch it with teh typical proof read.

Woodhorse have you ever even been to a developing country, worked in one to help others, or sponsored a child in one?

Since I have spent years doing so and was raised by a mother who dedicated her entire career to working with schools in Africa I am certainly entitled to have an opinion about moronic, idiot celebs who own several mansions and their own airplane yet parade themselves around as some kind of authority on world poverty. If a person couldn’t even manage to commit to two entire marriages how on earth can they handle the immense commitment of adopting several children.

There is not one single celebrity out there that I have even an ounce of respect for and it’s the hypocritical one’s that are the worst of all. As much as I loath the waste of skin knows as Paris Hilton at least she is open about what a worthless piece of trash she is unlike the total phonies like Oprah, Bono and the tattooed queen of crazy and her pathetic man puppet.

lol.. 190.. boo. I was going to totally agree with you on what you just wrote then I saw your name. "Iamsosmrt"

so what are you,boo? Oprah or Paris?

If you totally remove the "who" involved in this and forget it's a celebrity with a known pattern of addictive, borderline behavior you've got to winder, simply, why the fucking hell is it so important to rename the kid??.. especially with a Latin nominative that has a female gender and, when pronounced correctly, sounds like the sking mark left from diease and acne.

maybe they wanted to honor the acne pocks the got sanded off of Brad's face during his last dermabrasion.

That's "disease".

I am going to take it as a pretty big compliment that all you made fun of was my name since this is the land of the truly angry and bitter.

My name tells people about the wonderful person I am, it says; I enjoy the Simpson’s and I can laugh at myself.

Since I do not have filthy hair extensions, I am not dirty, diseased, spoiled, selfish, stupid, untoned or ugly I am nothing like Paris.

Since I am not fat, hypocritical, living my life with the sole goal of building the most gigantic pedestal for myself, a hero to thousands of unloved and useless housewives or an immensely greedy gluten I am also nothing like Oprah.

I am more like a younger looking Yasmine Bleeth, with the body of a much taller, all natural, Carmen Electra, the heart of Mother Theresa and the mind of a giant genius (sorry couldn't think of anyone I actually think is intelligent).

#194 I took your name to be ironic (& imagined you choosing the name with a wry grin), and I imagine most people got that.

Try not to let the person who dissed your name get under your skin. Defending one's self on the Internet is pointless anyway, since anyone can say they're anything.

Your posts are clever and fun to read... it's all good.

Wow.

The average Vietnamese adoption takes two years. Vietnam is also supposed to be CLOSED to unmarried people. Yet she has the nerve to say that Madonna is wrong for working outside of the legal limits.

Uh, her son was adopted from Cambodia when their adoption program was CLOSED. Stupid bitch. Why do celebrities think adopted kids are some kind of status symbol?

I'm getting more an more the feeling these celibritybitches just wanna spend their money on these things because it makes them feel better.I'm thinking about to open a bankaccount and when they want to feel better,they can deposit their millions on.As a bonus i'll protect them electronically...Are there any interested??

#190 yes, i really do my part for children. I did commit myself to my marriage but it didn't work out anyway. That didn't stop me from devoting myself to my child. There are people who are married and regular church goers who are shitty parents and you know it. There are homeless people who have happy children because they love and care for their children as best as they can. I commend you (and anyone else) for all you have done for children. Your mom was in Africa?-then she saw people who had relatively little in the way of material possessions being good parents. She probably even saw some them adopt other children who lost their parents to AIDS. Angelina, with all her faults, loves her children. That's the part that matters. A loving parent is better than an orphanage any day. So she changed her son's name - they can argue that out between themselves later on. I would get upset if she were some trailer trash pregnant for the sixth time and on food stamps but that's not the case. How about let's agree to trash Britney's lack of improvement on parenting??

#194 Gallileo was a giant genius. You could use him as an example. Please don't use Carmen Electra for an example, think of someone better. Carmen Electra is a cunt who hates children - she said being around children made her want to rip out her uterus. Seeing Carmen Electra with her fake and ugly name and her rapidly aging face with too much makeup does not give me a good impression of you. Let's see-hmmm- how about Jessica Alba? Daisy Fuentes??

#197)I received some messages from some which are interested in my offer.'Please give me your number asap,besos J-Lo'.'My sweet love,send me your email-addy,ta-ta and wet kisses, Maddonna'.'What's you bankaccountnumber my potential and handsome lover?Kiss with my tongue stuck in your throat, Maria Carey'.'Fuck yourself and you ain't getting something from me,iron fist in your face,Angelina Jolie'.'Oh,i might be interested.Hugs and greetings, Tom'.'Is 2 million for the first deposit enough for you awesome?Hugs and licks,Beyonce'.

Lowlands, tho I like to read your posts, the last one made no sense at all. Libraesque, I am in your debt for shutting down the conceited retardedness that was monkeygrl. ("I am white-washed, you are racist"). There are plenty of self help groups on the net, monkeygrl needs to find one before she comes back. Hey! we're all Artie Bohunks - just don't be a bucket of poison when you show up.

#195, Thanks and well said.
It's true the internet is a vile cesspool filled with lies; 'free this and inhance that and I am this and you are that' blah blah...
Anyhoo, luckily for me I am what I say I am, except for the heart thing, that's something ya have to work at every day and insulting douches who bother me during my angry rant time sorta goes against everything my old softy ticker stands for.

But, when someone insults my fake internet name, which took all of 4 seconds to retrieve form my giant 'funny things tv said to me' file then, it's personal.

I don't know how many other people will bug me about my name, you got it, but from perusing the posts I get the feeling we are not dealing with many Mensa candidates here.

I will try to take your good advice with all future pestering.

Woodhorse, may I call you that, I seem to have jump straight from the formal numerical greeting to referring to you by your name, ooops...how rude of me. You can call me by my fake name anytime(that sounds funny), which will look like a compliment to yourself … uh, sort of.

You sound like you are a very caring mother which is great. My Mom did see quite a lot in Africa, she's been working with schools throughout in developping countries (mainly in Africa) for 25 years. I was lucky enough to live in there for many years and then go back and travel with her for her work.

Angie does seem to really love her kids, but alcoholics also seem to really love their alcohol, so I dunno. You say potatoe... I say whore ... you know how it goes. Ok I'm just kidding, we can agree to disagree and what not and sure we can find common ground dissing Britney and her non-existent parenting. I really pity her, she always seemed 'a few brain cells short of a brain' to me and now she’s crazy so that can’t be much fun ...or is it? Ignorance is bliss.

As for who I resemble, I was just being obnoxious talking about my appearance here because that poohead asked me the unthinkable (Paris or Oprah?) I really couldn't think of a good example of my body type. Jessica Alba's butt on Angie's (Mr.and Mrs.Smith)body is the most accurate (I've been told). But it sounds so arrogant so I picked Baywatch slutties instead even though I look like a stretched out, very young, unleathery, non-fake boobied version of Carmen which really means my body doesn't look much like hers at all. Well, I am what I am and I have no reason to be dishonest.

I'm really mild mannered by nature and I just come here to vent my social frustrations and make fun of one of the, in my opinion, most vile sectors of humanity; celebrities, and the fugly bastards who love them.

#200, #197
Lowlands, you are pure awsomeness. I love your celbrity bank account idea. But the best part was when you responded to yourself, that takes some real panache. I like your style.

Or wait a second were you playing drunken posting?

Anyway, Paris Hilton said she will like totally deposit her money into your bank account as long as the bank account is “HOT”. Is it hot? Because she told me she doesn't like things that are 'NOT HOT' (like mirrors). Also the bank account has to promise to deposit some money (I think the skank meant interest) back into her vagina cause that’s her favorite place to put and collect things (like diseases and penises).

#30
I will raise you your $20. and a snickers,
to $20 a snickers and a mars bar, that there next adoption will be a girl from Africa!!!
Cha Ching!!!!
They will even out the odds, then down the track even have another of there own,,, honestly,, who wouldnt want to make babies the old fashion way with Brad!!!!!

oh my god, monkeyGRL Is so embarassing...just because it doesn't show up on an online dictionary doesn't mean "sky" isn't one of the definitions of thien. it BLATANTLY IS. do you know how freaking common of a vietnamese name that is?? You know little about the vietnamese language obviously if you don't know something as basic as thien. ask any vietnamese elder/adult you know and they'll tell you sky is one of the definitions of thien. my goodness all of the non vietnamese you've just confused on this site with all its traffic...*sighs*

Pham Quang Sang ...

It's quite obvious why they changed his name. Pham Quang Sang doesn't quite have the same ring to it as Pax Thien...
They are celebs, their children need to have trendy names. They should have had enough bloody respect for this boys origins and not changed it to something less ethnic and more pretentious-weird-wannabe-unique-celebrity-child-name.

do nhui chien lam loi noi it thui dau ai kui may cam dau !