Mar 7 2007Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt almost complete their collection

Let's start a bet when these two will implode. With all those multi-national kids they got when does she have time to take care of Brad's needs. She is a freak, no matter how attractive.

i can't wait till brad ditches her...it'll happen...somehow, scarlett john...i'm not evening going to try to spell her name...fuck it...

They're starting a sneaker factory and they're grooming their labor force. Yea, that's it.

it's next to impossible to be negative about them on any level...unlike 90% of the rest in hollywierd

I'm all for adopting international children, but couldn't they even take a reasonable breather? When someone is this driven to collect actual people, you know there is some gaping hole inside of her that will never be filled. (Don't be dirty)

wow they look so happy together!!

Anywas DOES SOMEONE KNOW WHAT BRAND OF SUNGLASSES IS BRAD WEARING ? I LIKE THEM VERY MUCH THANK YOU!

They are so beautiful together!

She's SUCH a freak, but in a great way. She is wonderful, and is definately rubbing off on him (pun intended)

FORGET THESE LOOSERS, THEY JUST KILLED OFF CAPTAIN AMERICA?!!?!?! WTF??!?!?!

At least they don't fuck up the adoptions the way Madonna does. They should round out their set and get themselves a kid from Calcutta, one from Rio de Janeiro, and maybe a war orphan from Iraq.

Someone for Maddox to play with... yay! It was probably his ides.

I'd adopt you!!! I like you.

Also, it's nice that "brangelina" wanna make kids happy but don't they think that the kids may suffer when they'll loose track of all their names & have to attach number plates to their forheads?

#8 - With all of the shit Capt America has survived in the past 6+ decades, how ironic that he is killed as a result of the Patriot Act.

I will happily volunteer to give Angelina more kids as long as she agrees to pay me in hush money and blowjobs.

Seems like a risky move. You just know Maddox has a couple of land mines tucked away in case the new kid tries to steal his toys.

Mr. Fish, how long could you stand to watch them gaze into each other's eyes in order to see their own reflection? You'd soon be paying someone $2 mil to stop the mental agony of it!

So they are just adopting all these kids because they just looooovvvveee kids, right? It's not at all for publicity?

Now all they need is a [racial slur]!

Where's the cutie with the mohawk?

PS - I can't wait to when their kids grow up to be a bunch of paris hiltons & think "vietnam" is some sort of designer perfume.

What Captain America is dead? Dammit, I haven't even gotten my comics yet...thanks for ruining it, jerk!

#15- brangelina dont need to adopt kids to get publicity all they gotta do is flash a nipple.

They're working on my adoption papers right now- can't wait for my days skipping in the park with daddy. yummy.

When these kids fight growing up, it won't be just playing around. I expect full fledged sectarian violence with sleeper cells, car bombs, and Oliver North.

@ #2 - she'll ditch him before he ditches her. He left Aniston for her and he remains completely whipped - push that stroller, Sweetie, and keep your mouth shut while Mama decides which United Color Of Benetton she's going to buy next.

I don't think I have ever seen a photo of the two of them with all of the kids they already have, it's like they can only handle taking 2 out at a time. Why the fuck would you want to add a fourth when you can barely handle 3?

Angelina's sorta odd, but try as I might (not very hard), I can't have much of a problem with them adopting more kids. They're both fabulously wealthy, they could be spending their tons of money on cars and homes and clothes and drugs, but they're spending a lot of it on kids. Hard to have a problem with that. Until we find out they're abusing the kids or something like that, I guess I'll give them a pass. I'd be OK with them improving the world's gene pool with more of their own kids, but instead, they're adopting, and that's cool too.

Why is Brangelina still in the news? Neither is shaving their heads and tying bedsheets around their neck in a rehab. BORRRRING!

I am waiting for the implosion of their overexposure before I am willing to post a witty quip about them...

And besides, he is a mutt, and her lips are deflating, so neither is worthy of film usage...

He's 4 years old? So the kid more than likely doesn't even speak english. They are going to uproot this kid, throw him on a jet and send him to live with strangers that he can't even communicate with? Brilliant!!

What the hell is up with Shiloh's cheeks? She looks like a doll. Angie must have put the rouge on her before they all went out.

It's the fourth step in the Jolie-Pitt Brigade. I was hoping they'd adopt Indian this time. What's up with another Asian kid? Maddox must be pissed.

Mmmmmmmmmm...tastes like chicken.

Of course they got a Vietnamese one now....who else will do Shiloh's nails?

Gotta Catch 'em All!

When their collection is finished they are going to sell their kids to Disneyland to be put in the "Its a Small World" ride.

I'm bored with the "collecting" children jokes, or the "small world ride" jokes....

lets all move on to Mia Farrow jokes and guess which kid Brad will end up sleeping with.

Angelina is one of those ridiculously PC adoptive parents. She is completely freakishly concerned that her children are in touch with every aspect of their culture to the point that she bought a house in Cambodia so Maddox can live there part time.......I'm curious, considering that culturally, Vietnamese and Cambodians hate each other, to the point that vietnamese mothers will insult their daughters by telling them they look "Kampuchia" if they think their daughters are dressing cheaply or look common, will Angelina encourage this trait among Maddox and his new brother? I mean Come on Angie, you want them to know their culture don't you?

P.S. How soon til Brad pulls a Woody Allen with Zahara?

Can't say a bad thing about the Angie other than she will go bonkers at some point and get rid of the dude to bring up the litter of kids as she wants.

Can't say a bad thing about her adoption habits. Nothing wrong with trying to rebuild the sad state of the UN in your home.

That and she's looking a bit thin. Needs more protein and strength training. I can help.

To balance things out, Angie will let some poor, poverty-ridden family in a third world country adopt Shiloh.

I give them maybe 3 more years tops (and if they last THAT long I'll be surprised). I think they are trying way too hard to look happy together.
And seriously, can they at least wait until Shiloh is a year old?

Why do these freaks take again an Asian?Why not a Pygmee,Aboriginal or Papoea?Are they not cute enough?

As collections go, the one on the left is NOT in mint condition. Jolie is showing undue wear patterns, too. Pitt is definitely counterfeit. Lookie there! I spelled it right! Yay me.

I dunno man. I think it's weird. Young kids need a lot of attention and they have a less-than-year-old baby already. I think some of them will grow up to feel like exhibits in a spooky menagerie or like accessories to Angie's current goodwill phase. Then again, that's probably better than dying of amoebic dysentery in an orphanage. I'll have to consult my pie graphs.

Has anyone else ever noticed how Zahara NEVER smiles and usually has this "I'll freakin eat your eyes out" look? Scary...

Brad's still pissed that he never got the complimentary sports watch when they adopted Zahara.

Piloh Shitt.

4 Months???
Why wait? For 2 million dollars, I'll go steal someone's baby right now, and give it to ya.

Hell...I'm not greedy. *I'll do it for a 1 million and throw in a used condom for free.

*Limited Time Offer Only

Look up "p-whipped" in the dictionary and you'll see Brad Pitt's face. TWO MILLION? BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Hey, maybe she'll trade an African one for a Canadian one. I wonder how she has them displayed in her home *puzzled*

Now they only have to adopt a Black one for Zahara and a white one for their youngest and they'll have 3 pairs.

I really really can't hate on them for this. I don't know how long they will last as a couple, which may make all this a bad idea, but in general...kind of strange, but at least she isn't popping out new babies when there are millions worldwide that could use the help. Shit, I wish Brad Pitt was my dad now, and I'm 27.

#24, you've heard of this thing called SCHOOL right???

I have never heard of this thing SHOOL of which you speak of, but I HAVE heard of weekends.

So Angelina bribes the adoption agency, and that's OK?

of which you speak of

ooohhh, good one. Dept of Redundancy Dept.
ooohhh, good one.

Haven't heard that one since the 52 year old sales person at my former job said it to a client like 5 years ago.
good one. Funny, she was an angry lesbian too.

Angelina good will embassador is great press - she loves attention, finally she has hit on attention in a positive manner instead of making out with her homo brother or cutting herself or going goth or going lesbian...I am sure we were all tired of the spoiled brat crying for attention methods. Brangelina the couple... it will not last but who cares the bottom line is that lots of children are benefiting.

uhhh...jeeeeez, they look alike..again!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?!

we have orphans in OUR country too you know. however, you still wouldn't need 600 of them, you douchebags

NOTE Biatcho, I do not now , nor will I ever have the need to be such a pathetic fucking loser as to come on a gossip site and post under some other screen name. I'm only Libraesque SANS links to some phony fucking blog profile
got it?????

Playing house with some poor orphan kids to satisfy their immense egos. Pathetic.

Real nut jobs.

You are all ignorant assholes. Obviously neither angelina nor brad is looking for publicity- they will get publicity for the rest of their lives regardless of what they do. The are obviously in love and are doting, caring parents. I applaud them for not just talking the talk, but also walking the walk. They are following through on their desires to effect change and are actually doing something about the problems they so desperatley want to correct, rather than sitting around and complaining, which is what most of you seem to be doing. All you naysayers need to grow up, open your eyes and quit being such naive fuckfaces.

#60

Uh...OK.

Could you front me 2 mil? I wanna adopt and dote, too.

I love how Jolie and Pitt can openly break the law, announce their purchase price to the world of $2 million and yet nobody questions it? They're buying kids. Not just buying kids, but ugly ones. Jesus Zahara is the ugliest little troll I have ever seen. She looks just as miserable as Angelina all of the fucking time. Poor little troll is thinking put me back where you got me. Damn she's gonna grow up as ugly as Serena Williams. YUCK

They are absolutely my fav celebrity couple. I don't care if they collect third-world kids for a hobby.

Those kids look super bored. I guess having posers for parents isn't the key for a happy family.

Somebody get that women a cheeseburger!

57, stfu. thanks!

For all you ignorant whiny fuckers saying "why doesn't she adopt in the U.S."
Here's the thing, SHE DOESN"T WANT TO

And you may want to educate your dumb asses. Some people are on wait lists for 5-10 years for a healthy kid, most of the unwanted children are CRACK babies here. And the incident of the birth mother coming back a year later and wanting the kid back is very common. So what many people face when adopting here is the misery of waiting forever only to finally have the baby of their dreams, nurturing, caring and PAYING for it for a year only to have the agony of giving it back to the birth mother and being at square one

#60. You can aplaud all you want but no one can here your single aplause over the sound of just about evryone else on this post smacking you upside the head for living in you little fantasy land where you actually believe that two renouned whores have finally fallen in love and are living happily ever after.

If Angelina cares so much orphans and the needy, then why doesn't she donate money instead of just adopting the ones she wants and spending it all on herself?

I dunno, I really don't like her.

On a side note, Shiloh looks a lot like Cracky-Chan in these pictures. =P

Shiloh looks like uncle jim. Those rosy cheeks have got to be because that little troll Zahara kicked her ass before the publicity shots in the photos. Poor Pile o' Shit getting her ass kicked by the more cherished third world trophies while the bloodsucker looks on wondering why she can't empathize with her. Actually she's not really wondering that. She's looking on thinking I hate that little white bitch.

Brangelina are walking right in front of my grandparent's house in the quarter! It's the red brick house.

Does he always have to dress and look like whoever his current girlfriend is? Does anyone else think that's really weird and a little creepy?

PS - too bad about Vietnam. I had my money on South America.

mad's never in any of these pictures.

geez, are they going for the 7-continent record?