Mar 1 2007Alessndra Ambrosio and company boggle the mind

FRIST!

FIRST!!!

D'OH!!

In the race for "First" It's usually spelled wrong. What the hell?!

oh - 4th, 5th, er something

How about Karolina Kurkova is pretty, and the rest look like starved mice?

I was distracted by some random quartet showing up at some random store. My apologies.

While you're all typing frist, I'm on my second erection. Me like yellow.

Judging from their runway TV show, product line, etc. - Victoria's secret is she likes dressing quite scanky.
(...which is fine of course)

superfish; your commentary has been phenom lately. keep up the good work!

the BlOnD is pretty HoT the rest are pukey YUCK!! bahahaaaaaa

These pictures just downed my self esteem by like 43563463563 points.

It's so unfair. At least I have bigger boobs than they do. That's probably due to the fact that I weigh 897 lbs, but whatever.

well, with underwear they have to show you what it looks like for you to buy it. and i'd at least want to entertain the possibility that i'll look like a supermodel if i wear it, because the people in the commercials do. if they put rosie o'donnell in the underwear, it would make me think, "dear god, if i wear this underwear, i might turn into her"

Looks like a Chick-Fil-A billboard.

The two brazilians (Isabel and Alessandra) are gorgeous. The "yellow" girl are sweet two.

I would not mind looking like any one of them... even the brunette with the forehead as wide as the Pacific Ocean.

But, then, had I resembled any one of them, I surely would not have developed my innate intelligence to such a high degree as I have.

Since these lovelies will turn to prune in the same manner as I, I do not regret my lot.

Wally - LOL your comments, photo post on Libra (which makes me a hypocrit as I didn't laugh - well, a little at the dogs - at the photo I got) Thanks for OMGMIGA reassurance. You reign supreme.

#4 has the best looking ass.

So many assless twigs... they need to get Vida Guerra to sell some VS.

You know you're gorgeous if you can make Karolina Kournikova or whatever her name is look like the ugly chick on a girls' night out.

I like the dark-haired one in the yellow. But I also like bamboo windchimes.

they all look the same.

when us tranny hair going to go out of style?

In viewing pictures like this I have to remind myself not to be hatin', but thank the Lord baby Jesus that I have also been blessed with porcelain skin, gorgeous locks and an ass that defies gravity. LOL

baby jesus

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby

droooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

heh heh want more MORE!

arrrrr rrrrrrr

owooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

they're not that hot

fat like beckham.

Unless long legs are your specific type, I find the much shorter, friendlier and boobalicious Jennifer Love Hewitt-type from the other day more preferable to these too tall woman. They don't call them manikins for nothing.

not that im jealous, but honestly, it doesnt take much to be famous now a days...if they werent thin or had some tea time with the doc they wouldnt be looked at twice! wish i could make easy money...

You'd think that they were selling something to men. Why don't they parade hot guys around instead--I think THAT would draw a lot more female customers.

schack--bitter?

Alessandra Ambrosio is the best,,

#4 - TashaVin:

The worst "FIRST" is frequently mispelled (FRIST) in the race to be first because the fucking losers who feel compelled to point it out are so busy jizzing all overthemselves with glee at the prospect that they get to be first at anything that they can't slow down enough to fucking type the word correctly.

#30

i don't think they are hurting for customers. men love supermodels. supermodels model VS. women run out and buy VS because they want men to be attracted to them and they want to feel like they are just as good as the supermodel. it's a working formula that doesn't need to be tampered with.

Don't forget....

There are guys out there that dumped these chicks cuz they were tired of humping them.

VS bras are overpriced pieces of shit

@34 True they aren't hurting for customers, but are there really women out there who think that they're going to look like a supermodel because of two pieces of underwear? The way I see it, it would only point out the differences of how you look in it and how the supermodel looks in it. I dunno. I rarely get anything from there because I'd rather spend $45 on clothes, not one bra.

#35 well the one in orange can always come curl up with me :)

sorta funny to think that they are poo and wipe their butts like the rest of us.

Who the fuck are are these skanks?

Are ANY of 'em in porn?

i don't think they're that hot. sorry. there are hot ppl i think are hot, and i'll admit it. but go ahead and mommy me, if you want.

and i agree with you about the quality of their underwear... all you're paying for is these womens' salaries, and some chinese slaves

they all have the same face, and it's a face that i'm damn near numb to

who buys those slutty clothes that they're modeling? just wondering?

to me this is proof positive that most of these chicks have developed eating disorders to stay thin. i don't see a single muscle definition between the 4 of them.

And you're right on VS not hurting for customers. I see 13 year old flocking to the mall to buy some of the garbage they sell with their parent's credit cards. mini-hos in the making.

#38, you better hope she doesn't bite you in the process with those giant horse teeth!

schack, my clit is numb from masturbating to these pictures. You say they have faces? Hmmm...hadn't really noticed...

#45 a little nibbling is always okay with me :)

#33
"Frist:
v. To give an opinion that one is not fully qualified to give.
Try to keep up

Schack--I'm not gonna mommy you.....c'mon now.

quick! someone feed them a cheeseburger!

how the fuck can people come on here and try to say they aren't that hot? these chicks define hot. sure there might be other girls that people think are hotter, but that doesn't mean that these girls become not hot. they're all fuckin smokin hot!

Cats are being sold and abused. Its a pretty good bet, Alessandra Ambrosio is strangling her kitty with dental floss under that gold skirt. ...seriously. Jusus! They're all strangling their Kats!

30
I totally agree.
They should do like in the beers commercials. when you drink a beer, even if you're a loser with a mullet, women in bikinis suddenly appears.
It should be the same with underwears. When you put on your VS bra, naked men fall from the sky even if you look like rosie o'donnell in underwear.

why cant everyday women advertise clothing? it makes way more sense and there have got to healthier looking gals with smaller heads that can do the job even better than these girls...my friends are hotter and they havent had anything done!

# 37

i see your point. it's all about playing on fragile female egos. those twigs that model for VS are just high priced clothes hangers and their costs get passed on to the customer.
i don't buy anything from VS. i usually get my lingerie at TJ Maxx, Target, or Marshalls and my man is just as pleased as a squirrel on a nut heap. so take THAT VS.

#46 can i kiss it and make it feel better?

Seriously, I think my penis just exploded. And #39 I will poo from their butts anyday.

@55, maybe if you started wearing VS instead of that other stuff then your man wouldn't get such pleasure from sitting on heaping nuts. Women should be concerned about men who get pleasure from sitting on nuts.

oh, i'm just playin and bein mean now. as long as your man still wants to throw you down and ravage you regardless of the VS or the Target panties, then it's all good and you're better off for the money savings.

#51 how are they hot? hair, bones and legs does not make someone hot...or at least in my eyes it doesnt...i wouldnt by the product...

The Lord is responsible those four.

Okay 75% of them.

nnnngh!

there are beautiful girls in all shapes and sizes that can help sell the product, im sure of that...vs and other clothing co. would BOOM in revenue if they did...its annoying that they just always seem to have the same skinny models...

Hafta say, this makes up for the Harry Potter/Matthew McCoughcoughcough shots. Now only if VS opened a mud-wrestling sports bar...

#58 lace is lace, no matter where you buy it. why pay a 1000% mark up to have the tag say Victoria's Secret? oh, cause guys are stupid enough to think that it's sexier & more appealing if they saw one of these tramps wearing it.

Wow. Those bitches just made me puke up my lunch!

These colorful dressed Victoria's Secret concubines are very pleasant for the eye.I'm thinking about to send my eunuchs to bring them to me for a closer examination with the stethoscope.

weirdo

Frist!

#59 - I made a woman out of hair, bones, and legs. She lives in my attic and every night I come home and add some more hair or bones and pet her and feed her soup. I put a lot of love and care into her so don't you dare tell me she's not hot.

Those silver skirts = love :)

Superfish man, you got a ridiculous obsession with Ms.Ambrosio. OK cute chick but nothing special. Jessica Simpson is way cuter and way hotter, and I'm not especially too fond of her. OK cute chicks and all but ummm... nothing special. There's something funny about them... they have this thing going on their faces and on the poses they make like they think they're hot or something, like fucking stuck up bitches. And then you look at them and they're nothing special, LMAO!! Those not so special stuck up bitches are everywhere.
Why don't you try and post pictures of actual hot, gorgeous chicks? Not 'supermodels' please, I'm not into curveless sticks. Some are cute, most are just boring, but even the cutest ones aren't even anything special.
Next time, what about making a post about really hot chicks, like hot porn stars or hot glamour models? Jordan-Katie Price, Aria Giovanni, etc?

#64
Did you spell "Sergeant" wrong on purpose?

Oh dear God.
In the 5th picture, the girl on the far right in the blue...has claw toes. Seriously.
On another note, they all look like a bunch of legs. Paint them green and shave their heads and they'll look like Kermit.

Theyre all really pretty (and unbelievably skinny holy shit) except for the one in the orange.. she looks like the ugly duckling who grew up and got "pretty" except.. shes still ugly and awkward.
I thought the girl in the blue (without the skirt) was the prettiest one until I looked at the closeup of her face (pic #10 - 3rd row, 3rd picture). She's on the verge of having Kirsten Dunst goblin teeth.. ewww. Wait, I forgot, thats my favorite!

Also, it's funny becuase I don't think guys know this, but almost any woman's legs can look that amazing (or believe it or not, better) if she wears heels.

#72 - !!! oh my gosh, I just commented that she almost had goblin teeth.. maybe she is just a little creature Victoria's Secret found under a bridge. Because now that I think of it, her nose combined with her teeth is also very unusual looking as well

15 and 40
lily cole (moschino) goes to oxford university you know that place. It must be because your to smart they only let idiots in.
Alot of them negotiate their contracts. They make money of the way they look , athletes make it off their talent, buissness of their brain. Regular people just follow, and in your cases bitch.

You cant make yourself in any of those categories it is called winning the genetic lottery. Beauty is not in t he eye of the beholdr. Two studies were done, and they concluded, that we have an innate attraction similar around the globe. Skinny is fit, hips and full breast mean fertility, and symmetry tells us that person will not pass on bad genes. Someone with blonde hair tends to be light so in essence they cant hide sickness. For men symmetry and muscles, muscles say he can hunt and provide for the family or fitness in general.Overall it is impossible to predict the exact phenotype of offspring but our body helps some traits can be activated in different enviornments and are expressed with numerous factors.

SO i conclude how does the fact that they in essence won the genetic lootery depict their promiscuity or intelligence.

lastly and un related the one on the left she is a victoria secret model why doesnt she get a stockbroker or something nick cannon ewwwww.

OK, who unlocked the cage and let #75 out??

75--are you done? I got to "cole" and then an overwhelming numbing sensation came over while I read the rest of your comment.....something about lootery and intelligence.....

#71 - yup!

I wish I was perfect too!

/sobs in the corner.

75--Yeah, every time I check out guys I make sure that they can hunt the wildlife in my backyard.

Calm down, they're all absolutely gorgeous. They make women like me feel like shit and that's all that matters!

Seriously these women are absolutely gorgeous, so if you're actually saying something bad about them, then its obvious you're just some ugly bitter fat chick.

So get back to eating your twinkie, fatty.

75, you make no sense

The Russian chic is weird looking, but then again I don't like teeth and inflated lips.

But, my initial reaction was.... having a cool name is 50% of being hot. Ha.

lol at all the ugly girls running in here to announce that they're not jealous. The heck you aren't, liars. "At least my boobs are big" -- haha, and theirs aren't? And nobody cares about the size of your boobs when you weigh a metric ton.

Oh and "If I had looked like that I wouldn't have developed my innate intelligence"... yeah, obviously you're so smart, to be bragging about yourself all the time like that. Let's all cower before you and your imposing genius mind. And it's definitely impossible to be beautiful AND smart. Could you whores stop being so freaking typical?

brazilian girls rocks!

ps> im a brazilian girl :)

Listen all you fat fools,

A true beauty is 1 in 1,000 - beautiful from birth and not just "cute and small." I work in an elementary school and out of all the kids there is only one truly beautiful girl. None of these girls are true beauties but that's pretty much the point. Hot is hot, beauty is beauty. So fat chicks, stop whining about how you're not jealous because even if they're not hot to your personal taste, this is the taste of our era. It'll change so just be patient. And if you're BEAUTIFUL (which I doubt) you'll always be seen as such, regardless of era.

#75
.....
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA.
I am jealous of these girls...except of the one with the claw toes.

Honestly, I like VS models. They always seem to have a bit more meat on them than other fashion models. They actually have asses, and breasts. They also look much more fit and healthy than than runway models!

And now that I think about it, VS models are almost always gorgeous to the nth degree. A lot of runway models you can tell only made it there because they starved themselves down to 90 lbs and are 5'11". You look at some of their faces and just shudder.

They're definitely hot stuff, no doubt about it. (Apart from the feet... they're kinda old looking and gross, except for the black girls). The only thing that brings down their level of attraction is that they're all alike. There's plenty of hot girls out there, so it'd be nice if they had some kind of character rather than just sexy and sweet. That's one of the reasons why I generally find actors and actresses more attractive than models. Actors and actresses are usually more distinct and have some kind of persona and personality about them.

@kathleen-

Yeah, well models aren't generally known for their sparkling personalities...probably why they're asked to wear clothes and keep their mouths shut! But they sure are pretty to look at.

Actors you can feel closer to because you see them as different characters, and can therefore relate to them.

Exactly. It's nicer to have someone who is pretty, has a sense of humour, class, and who can hold an intelligent conversation. Hot girls like that all seem the same to me and I can't imagine them knowing much outside the fashion world, so it's nice when you can find somebody with the whole package. If I was a guy I'd take someone a little shorter, a little less tanned and with a little extra meat on them bones and who has much more of a personality over one of these girls. I'm like that with guys though, I suppose.

#21 hehe, tranny hair.

We woman always get a raw deal.
Once in a blue moon we get one photo of some not too bad looking guy.
When there's a post about hot chicks (which happens all the freaking time) there's like a ga-jillion zillion photos of them.

Why do you think girls keep posting on here to insult the women in question and inform everyone of how hot THEY are?

Because we have nothing left people! We are trying to salvage what little self esteem we have!

Um, #85, do you realize what a humongous frickin' pervert you sound like talking about working at an ELEMENTARY school and taking inventory of how every girl there looks and that only one is truly beautiful. It's just creepy...

I may be the only one, but does anyone else find Karolina unattractive?

So fucking hot, I can't.....stop........mas......tur...ba.....ting..

i doubt those girls are half as stereotypical as the people commenting on this site. you can't be smart and beautiful at the same time? long legs are suddenly a bad thing? well fuck some people just don't like those type of sexy legs. some adult men enjoy fucking high school age girls. what's hot about that? hell if i know. my legs are the same size, and as long as the girls in those pictures-and let me tell you how many women of all sizes tell me they want my legs. and i never had to be on a diet to achieve them. and i'm not a stuck up bitch who thinks i'm better because of my body. that's like basing a person on what kind of car they drive. and i know some true pieces of shit who drive a hot ass whip.

I'm with you, #93. These girls look oridinary at best. I guess they're just famous models because they're tall and willing to make that annoying kissy face a lot.

And #95-you're almost too dumb and incoherent to be allowed to exist.

I think they are all hot. I wish I could have long ass legs like that. The silver heels & skirts rock and I love the drawstring shirts, very cute!!!

Kimberley from Girls Aloud is way hotter than all of these bean poles.

Alessandra makes me wonder how Keira Knightley would look: with mega-hair and a fake tan. The other three are above average, most definitely.

The Superfish guy's commentary reminds of those caricature males you get in films like 'Old School' or 'American Pie' who are rendered completely speechless/ incoherent by a beautiful woman.
It's like...'Durr, hyukk, drool'.
I know he's partly joking but, c'mon, have some self-respect dude. I despair.

That first pic looks like a pic I took after servicing 4 ladies at once at the brothel I frequent.

Wow American girls who aren't fat, short, and ugly? This is a miracle. Oh wait, three of them are not American, forget it.

Karolina is the prettiest of them I think that funny looking Alesandra is so overrated.

This just in: #96 is ugly, fat, and insecure. Guess what, fatty? These girls get paid to stand around be beautiful. wtf do YOU do? They are not ugly or ordinary. Stop being delusional, whore.

I totally agree with the commentary in the beginning, just have super models sell everything... why have regular sales people when you can have supermodels selling for you? What a novel idea indeed.

Also, are these supermodels wearing any underwear?? I doubt if anyone in that picture is wearing underwear let alone Secret Embrace underwear. There's nothing embracing those skirts... LOL. Anyways, I think the "I'm too sexy that I'm stupid look" is getting tired. They have these fake smiles that say, "Look at us, we are so thin and sexy. By the way, we are not really wearing the underwear we are selling. teehee."

Since when can you get away with wearing metallic skirts? Well, I guess if you're a supermodel. Damn it all to hell.

Why must they always bring the token negro along? 99.9 % of White men find negro women beyond repulsive.

Oh my God... I want to cum on their toes...

#106 you are retarded. How can 99.9% of white men find african-american women repulsive...hello have you heard of Hallie Berry? She's like the sexist woman alive right now. Oh and Black women are the most beautiful on the planet they come in every shade, some even pass for white. Brazilian women are a combo of African, Native Brazilian, and Portugese. Wow...you are so wrong, I have to laugh at your stupidity.

#106 you are retarded. How can 99.9% of white men find african-american women repulsive...hello have you heard of Hallie Berry? She's like the sexist woman alive right now. Oh and Black women are the most beautiful on the planet they come in every shade, some even pass for white. Brazilian women are a combo of African, Native Brazilian, and Portugese. Wow...you are so wrong, I have to laugh at your stupidity

what?!
brazilian women much more than a combo of african, native brazilian and portuguese. u know nooooothing about history lol
a huge part of brazilian population is european descendents.
and all of them r beautiful (not ncluding myself coz im modest lol)

wait... are these the victoria's secret models or the fanta girls?

I'm confused.

#111 funny...fanta girls

#110 Actually I do know a lot about history. Your right a huge part of the brazilian pop. is euro. descendents....duh mostly from Portugal. Which is where the Portuguese comes in...that's why in Brazil they speak Portuguese...Hello, so I guess its you who doesn't know anything about history...lol.

Sure there were prob. a minority of other european ethnic groups there, but the Ports. they were the majority in Brazil.

i'd probably even buy tampons if they came and whispered in my ear to buy them!