Feb 16 2007VIDEO: Paris Hilton flees autograph signing

This just made my day. This dirtbag deserved it.

Lol..

I'm surprised they didn't throw jews.

Could this be the beginning of the end?

The world is finally starting to wake up to just how insignificant this snag is? There may be hope after all.......

I was there and let me tell you, it was a big misunderstanding. And, by misunderstanding, I mean that we were supposed to chew the gum and then throw the used gum at her head. But, my German isn't so good. I must have said something like "Gayly toss the sweet treat at yonder strumpet then floss Elvis". Oh well, maybe next time I can try this in Bangkok. He he, he said kok. he he

I would have opted for a large milkshake...

I THOUGHT THIS FUCKING FAKE SLUT WOULD BE USED TO PEOPLE TROWING STUFF AT HER. I MEAN SHE ALWAYS GETS SPUNK SHOT IN HER FACE, SO WHATS THE DIFFERENCE? THIS BITCH SHOULD TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT THAT PEOPLE STILL "CARE" ABOUT HER NO GOOD JIZZ GUZZLING WORTHLESS PIECE OF HOOK NOSED TURD.

I must say, the fact that they were directly above her gave them a great advantage (direct hits; out of range of security). I, like justsmartenough, would have opted for liquids.

Sticky, brightly coloured ones. With a touch of ice.

Awesome. She looks like a penguin.

That look of fear in her eyes is the exact same one any guy gets when they wake up in the morning and realize they just fucked Paris Hilton. Raw.

She likes balls banging on her chin and she doesn't like lipstick bouncing off of her head? What's wrong with her? That's like the ultimate way a fan could say "You're Hot!"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I love German people.

That was classic. Did you see the bitch's reaction when the first tube of lipstick flew?

And the dumb broad continued to sign autographs!

I wish someone would have thrown Brandon Davis' ass over one of those balconies. I bet if his greasy ass hit her, they would've moved out in a more "timely" orderly fashion.

What a useless waste of skin.

All this does is perpetuate her fantasy that she is important or famous. Having her "people" rush her out in a frenzied escort complete with screeching walkie-talkies and secret service-ish looking dweebs running here and there just plays into her drama queen lifestyle.

I wouldnt buy this bitch a .25 beer on thursday long neck night.

DAMMIT, I wish I had high speed here at work. Now I gotta wait til I get home to see it. Sooooo.....is it funny?

We need to find the persons that did that and erect statues in their honour. They have done great work for the progress of mankind. Once those people are safe, release the cyanide gas on the rest of those plebeians for attending such an "event".

I actually heard people were throwing lit cigarettes at the skank. Classic . How I long to see Paris running through a german mall in flames screaming, to stupid to stop drop and roll. God that would be sweet.

I don't know why girls are screaming. WTF?

"Omigawd! Omigawd! A TALANTLESS SLUT! SCRRREEEEEEECH!!! SCRREEEEEEEECH!!!"

It would make much more sense hearing a hundred guys groan in ejaculation.

Sorry number 16-this isn't as funny as I had hoped
as Paris is so stoned it took her forever to realize what
was happening to her. She's an idiot-a rich idiot but
still an idiot.

That revolting turd probably struggles to scribble her autograph with just an 'x' - which pretty much sums her up.
Trash for trash!

Come on Perez...you're slipping. That is not the real Paris Hilton. That is the same woman that she attempted to pay on the Simple Life to pretend to be her. And if its not her look alike...she may want to visit one of those pricey spas her father has in his hotels, because she looks whoreanus

Come on..you're slipping. That is not the real Paris Hilton. That is the same woman that she attempted to pay on the Simple Life to pretend to be her. And if its not her look alike...she may want to visit one of those pricey spas her father has in his hotels, because she looks whoreanus

I could barely even tell they were throwing shit @ her.

They were hoping to get herpes samples to sell on E-Bay.

I don't really see why she made such a big deal about it and stormed off stage. It was like one person threw one little thing and she flipped out.

#18 LMAO. And ferrets. They should have been throwing lit cigarettes and ferrets at her.

Hey, AandO, from "The Paris Gets Trash Thrown At Her" blog;
You didn't know the video was coming out, did you? This isn't anything like you described it! You're outed! Looks like you had better find another employer, pronto!

#25- I wonder what the opening bid on that would be.

18. are we related? or just soul mates?, I am american who lives in Germany and also throw lit cigarettes at people who run away so I can't put them out on their skin! this is so funny what happened to this loser. Paris, ms wine in a can, Hilton makes us all look bad-for that she must be punished, and severely

I think rocks (nice hard ones) would have been more appropriate, maybe even bowling balls (do they have those in the EU?).

I would have thrown my semen at her. From close range. With extreme prejudice.

@30"Paris, ms wine in a can, Hilton"

OMG! And that's not just wine, that's nasty prosecco! That's like the Pabst Blue Ribbon of sparking wines. It's a cheap imitation; just like her...guess that's why she was chosen.

31--hand grenades......hand grenades would have done the job!

i would have thrown used tampons, the super flow kind...that would have been golden!

Lawn darts. Lawn darts would have been fun.

you know she's crying on the inside.

and is her bra supposed to be hanging out on one side like that the whole time?

This reminds me of when I was a high school student. My friends and I was standing directly above a beautiful actress, very similar mall setting like this video. We were actually contemplating to drop a spit on her head. I'm so glad now I didn't do it, since she's a very nice girl.

BUT if it was Paris, most likely I would have just done it straight away - to express my affection!

Hmm, I would have thrown a dildo at her. She could have caught it with her mouth and been much more entertaining than the sound of pigs being slaughtered. Oh wait, that was her singing? Whoops.

And exactly why is this girl is famous? She can't sing, she can't act, she has no discretion, and she's irresponsible. Heck, throw stones at Paris and at the parents who allow their children to go out there and scream at this girl like she's some kind of idol to be worshiped.

#22

I think Paris used to hire look alikes, but now she just kidnaps family members and pets. She puts them in a locked shower room with an electrified steel floor and threatens to turn on the juice if the victim does not submit to plastic surgery.

Then Paris rotates these doubles around the country to be sighted at different Hampton Inns. It is a great tactic to confuse her enemies.

I was really hoping for her to be pelted fucking unmercifully, so I'm a bit disappointed. But this gives me hope that soon, every single place she goes, people will start throwing shit at her, all 17th century-like - making her the town laughingstock, children hissing when she walks by, that type of thing.
More people who despise her should go to her various appearances and fucking drive this bitch into permanent exile.

Vienna's in Austria folks, and I believe it was Valtrex they were throwing.

I'm picturing this like a contemporary version of Glenn Close's final scene in Dangerous Liasons. The beginning of the end.

Damn, if that would have been in Germany I would have driven there with a car full of ferrets, bowllng balls and rotten diapers.

But Austria is too far away...

#14 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's the truth - however, I think she'd smell it before she saw it!

Well that was a whole lot of nothing. All you see is one little tube of lipstick.

I will never understand the appeal this no talent publicity whore has to people,famous for nothing and sitting on a huge inheritence from her nazi grandfather who cheated and stoled his millions from honest hard working people,she should only get anally raped by the black panthers and get rectal cancer.

Some people can make themselves puke without sticking fingers down their throat. Wish someone like that would have shown up.

"Hi Paris, sign this"...SPLAT!

I thought they were throwing trash at her to make her feel at home??

This is more entertaining than her "porn" movie's

All Paris did was say that the meal was good enough to be served for Jehovah. She can't see how she's making things worse. How can she make things worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!

LMAO!!! Oh god, thanks superfish!

Her reaction to the lipstick... PRICELESS. srsly, this made my weekend complete.

Did someone throw a tampon at her? They should make this into a movie, because this is pure genius.

i wonder if she knows how to cook?

Yeah that was pathetic. You have to throw things that are going to make an impact. Beer bottles, rotten tomatoes, etc.

Damn - I'll bet that the 4 people who posted here thinking that Vienna is in Germany are feeling a bit small right now.

#56 - yes, yes. the spread pattern is the key for maximum damage.

#52 - AAAAAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!! JUST WATCHED THAT ON DVD TWO WEEKS AGO. NICE ONE!
"Hey, Paris! Your nose is going to be three foot wide across your face by the time I'm finished with you!" HA-HA-HA!

#48 - In the dictionary under "Professional Celebrity", it has her picture out in the margin. Sad that this even has to be a subject of conversation. She needs to just disappear.

ha ha...only in europe do people really give wannabe stars like her the respect she deserves....zero!