Feb 27 2007Victoria Beckham is kind of a fat ass

FRIST!

sucked in ass, big feet. I wonder what that could mean?

so close damn

All aboard!

Oh I get it now, big head-smallass-big feet. Are these the new sexy measurements?

SKKAAAAANNNNNKKKK.....

Goddamn that is one ugly fucking person...
Cut yourself up a lot and be so boney that your hips could cut cinder blocks...

Fucking NASTY....

Her shoes look like goat's feet. It's a sign, for sure.

If that's fat then I wish all my girlfriends were fat too.

I want to kick this bitch in the vagina. HARD. (If that's what she has down there). I would find the sensation quite satisfying.

allright,let's forget about those 'thunder thighs'.Maybe she has a big penis?

This chick is so incredibly irrelevant. What did we do to deserve her being shoved down our throats on a daily basis, when she has no talent to speak of and does nothing? I don't get it. She isn't even attractive. Who is she paying?

In this case it's David Becham who squeezes the man-juice outta Victoria with his soccer thighs.

um. call me crazy. but this woman is totally not fat.

:?

ew. she kind of looks like michael jackson. and by michael jackson, i mean like back-from-the-dead-after-a-couple-centuries michael jackson! woohoo!

Calm down. Its a puppet.

why don't we try the vicoria beckham diet for a change? I'm sure lots or air and vicodin really isn't that bad. oh by the way, dont use trimspa or stacker2 or anything else like that. its only going to represent particles going into your stomach and next thing you know, you're doing the beckam's diet all wrong!

god that woman is disgusting. she has a little pig nose, i can't stand it.

Well I've had it with the ridiculous comments about women's weight on this blog. If she is considered fat by the narrator than he has a massively warped sense of reality. I will be taking this site off my favorites list and never visiting it again.

by the way, if victoria's fat, then im obese. someone save me! i wish i were 17 lbs too!

@18. please just for all of our sake, shut the fuck up

#12)Oops,it's 'Beckham'.*Deeply ashamed running as fast as possible away*

It's called SARCASM fuckers! OMG you are all losers

It's called sarcasm, guys.

Seriously now.

Oh how funny! I was still on the Jameson thing and I had just typed a post that Jenna, LiLo, and Beckham all must have went to the same place, and now there's a post on her. Orange is the new black!!!

She looks like she's about to so the Pee-Wee Herman dance. Frickin' fatty.

ugh...'DO the Pee-Wee Herman dance.' I should stop typing with my penis.

#18- well, you're clearly as sharp as a tack. i mean that. you've figured it all out. if victoria beckham is fat, which she is, then you are unspeakably fat. no one will ever love you. you don't stand a fucking chance. i know and you know what that means. and if you don't have a garage, heroine overdose is also a really messless way to do it.

I didn't know Victoria Beckham was a train conductor! I thought she was a model or something, in fashion somehow, or maybe a singer or something. And I don't think she looks fat in these pictures. Her thighs look thin, especially near the knees.

prettybaby...your wit astounds me. of course victoria beckham is fat. one's head has to be at least 3 times the size of one's hips in order not to be fat. her head is only twice the size of her hips. which means she is 50% fatter than she should be, which means she has to lose half her bodyweight in order not to be fat.

Holy shit. Anyone who thought this post was serious is monumentally retarded. AMAZING.

I'm going to stop all about Beckham.It's clear to me the majority of the commenters don't care about soccer.What's quite fair with the europeans,they don't care much about american football and base-ball as well.There're a very few american football-clubs in europe.Most of the players of these clubs are hired American (semi)-profs.After all these years these sports haven't still reached the big audience.What ever soccer gonna do in the U.S.A. David beckham and Victoria will be anyways the winners.

Dude. This chick kills me. She is married to the uber hotty David Beckham, has more money than she will ever spend, so she can pretty much do anything she wants. Could she smile just once??? How about hanging out with her kids? Could she just try to act like a mom for the pappaz once in a while? Lastly, why not hire a genius stylist so she doesn't look so cheap?

Who wrote this? It doesn't sound like the Superfish we know and love...what's going on? It reminds me of when this site first started out. It's a sad thing really.

#32, she says she hates the way she looks in pictures in which she's smiling. She's right to. She looks like a jack-o-lantern. A jack-o-lantern with a fat ass. ;-)

Well the game itself sucks, but I like it when the eurofag players fall down and grab their shins, which happens all the time. They're total pussies, sure, but they're in shape and as they roll around sometimes you can see up their shorts. But if they were real men, they'd put on football uniforms and get into violent - possibly paralyzing - collisions on every single play. Fags.

What is up with these super-anorexic girls (i.e., Posh and the Olsen stick figures) wearing those crazy black platform boots that make them look even more grotesque and super-anorexic? Relatedly, is the person at NBC who is putting her in charge of a fashion reality TV show on glue? She shouldn't even be allowed to dress dolls.

#35)I agree with you.Most of these soccerplayers you're talking about are south-european.They do this to win time or trying to make it look worse.It fucks up the whole game most at the time.

The best are the people arguing that she's not fat. PLEASE read #18. The DUMBEST cunt on the planet.

She doesn't have feet, just tapered, slender legs, with a few small barbs near the ends for surface traction.
Some aspects of the human form you just can't fake, so the ridiculous boots help her distract everybody from knowing her horrible, horrible secret.

Ummm. Yeah. Not anywhere near fat.

Pretty ugly outfit, bad shoes, ridiculous hat.

And extremely thin.

If you can't 'get' the CLEARLY sarcastic tone of this post then I agree - you shouldn't ever visit this website again. Or any other website, or anything written anywhere that uses humor, sarcasm or words that are beyond a first-grade comprehension level. Maybe you should just get some Baby Einstein developmental videos and call it a day.

Actually - here's another idea: Sitting in your garage with the door down and your car running helps with your ability to understand sarcasm. Seriously, you should totally try it.

aaaagh we got rid of her thank god, now I have to read about her on here, PLEASE no posts about this nasty stick insect.

Victoria BeckWHAT!?!?!?!

Who the fuck is this person?

Is she in porn?

You choose:

It is clear to me now that a 4th dimension has been opened up, either from a secret "Philadelphia Experiment" somewhere or from the total combined psychic energies of 4th dimension ghouls like we have before us now. If we could only learn their secrets, I believe we could perhaps master time travel.

-OR-

Nice outfit bitch!

Who can't get the sarcasm of this post?

Go back to fucking IMDB boards, please.

why is she wearing a change maker thing around her waist, does she work at a carnival??

#46 - thought they were chewbacca bullets?

the real question here is: if she does, in fact, get her fashion show a la ANTM on nbc, will she be more or less annoying than tyra? it's a tough call.

#46... Don't be ridiculous. She is a parking attendant.

Now THIS is scary...

Look at Victoria Beckham...Jennifer Love Hewitt...even Jenna Jameson. NOW...look at the bald Britney Spears. ACKKKKK!!!! It's like comparing an Oompa Loompa to Salma Hayak....

Umm, am I reading this right. The commentary under the pictures is supposed to be sarcastic, right?

I'm confused, I feel like she has no ass...right?

#18, obviously sarcasm is lost on you.

anyway, she looks like a caricature of herself :)

53rd!!! Looks like she's headed to the audition for the "Beat It" remake.

Is this sarcasm or am I missing something?

oink oink piggy piggy
go lose some weight, fat ass.

#51 Yes, it's sarcasm. She's so tiny.
Plus, I think she's got great style and I like her. The thing is most people don't get style these days because they are still caugh up wearing flared jeans and Abercrombie sweaters.

so they put on skinny jeans and sailor hats?

fashion is an epidemic fueled by elitism. the forerunners differentiate themselves from the trends, the trends follow.

given that there is only a finite number of acceptably wearable cuts and fabrics, the constant changing will become cyclical, drawing on elements already used in the past.

given that an increasingly instantaneous and interconnected world only allows the new trends to be found more quickly, the cycle will cycle at a faster and faster rate.

flared jeans are supposed to have gone out of style after the 70's, and then they came back in the mid nineties, with a less dramatic silhouette, and finally in the early 2000's came back again. leggings and big t-shirts are back, but once again, with a less dramatic fit.

if you understand the way the world is headed, you wouldn't make the sad attempt at an elitist comment which you just made. talking about trends is SOOOO yesterday.

we are approaching the PLATEAU, the nuclear fallout of generation x...

when novelty and innovation will finally be revealed in their own nature. as imaginary coevals of our most basic competitive drives.

how many times can we look at the same fucking oscar gown before we go crazy? i don't know, but i tell you,

NOW HAS NEVER BEEN THIS LONG

schack -- it's just clothes. I agree with you but at the same time your rant/speech/musings/pondering seem so pointless.
Make of it as you will.

you don't understand- my point exactly- that you can say that "it's just clothes," and that that doesn't mean you're a bitter poor person or a resentful ascetic (or both) is awesome

i'm really excited that this is where the world is headed...

but i guess it's my poor writing that causes you not to understand. i'll try harder next time.

i see elitism collapsing in on itself as an extension of the very vectors according to which it disseminates itself...

don't you think that when the sun blows up, it will be fucking beautiful?

Why does no one ever mention how fugly this chick is in the media? Plus she has no friggin body ! The only thing that could save her is if she can suck and swallow like an ant eater, cause she sure looks like one!

What's happened to this site ?
Hardly any updates. Did the Fish guy get a real job or what ?
And Schack's 'NOW' meltdown makes my complaints about Home Depot a while back a bit self centered and irrelevantly feeble. The prick.
(Posh or Scary ? I'm finding Frontline the last 3 weeks a bit scary - scarier than Jenna-Tito. And Carmen Electra ain't in this Scary movie)

(Link for those of you keeping score at home - even Jon Stewart made the last one...
while my IQ gently weeped)

Hey #57 You have no idea what I'm talking about, that's obvious. I'm talking about people who can't understand that people might want to wear something different from the flared lowrise jeans that have dominated for so long. Those people see others wearing skinny jeans and styles like beckham here and think she look horrible for that reason. You need to relax and not take this site so seriously because you are sounding so pretentious.
"don't you think that when the sun blows up, it will be fucking beautiful?"
You are sad.

Looks like some persons have no sense-of-humor whatsoever. "duh, golly verne, does this walking, talking penis look fat to you or is someone being a smart ass?"

#43 Posh Spice, and yes she is in porn. Her notoriety is midget stump porn. And no, she doesn't have stumps. She has twigs. The midgets have the stumps.

#35 LMAO...Soccer Fags! Which means she's married to a Fag. Which may explain why she rarely smiles. Except during the porn filming.

Schack I don't hate ya or want to piss anyone off but just relax. I'm just tired of people ragging on skinny jeans and people who dress like Vic beckham here just because they don't dress that way.

what is she, emo? she's wearing awfully tight pants.

I agree with #57 Mick
"Fashion is an epidemic fueled by elitism"
If you're overly worried about fashion.
Don't worry - no one's overly worried about you.
IE 'The world is going to shit - but as long as I look trendy...' ?
...not so much...

Posh Spice is my hero. yay!

# 69 I'm not over worried about anything, I just feel bad for people who are sad enough to pick on people for dressing differently them they do.

Mick... I agree with you, i get ya.
I hear what your are saying, alot of peeps make fun of other people for what they are wearing just cause those dress differently them themselves. It is beat. Schack you are right too people care too much about fashion but mick never said fashion was important.
I think posh look great. she does what she likes. I respect that.

Her fashion sense is sort of like her place in The Spice Girls.....irrelevant!!

#66 & 35 -I agree about the 'soccer pansies' thing. If they had fighting a 5 minute penalty, like hockey - you'd see the sport with a few less fake dives.
(And Zidane would be around)
(The hockey player Kim Clackson once bit off a guy's finger in a fight - I think that would cut down on the fake dives)

And as long as Vicky keeps buying her jeans from Winnipeg - she's ok with me !!!
(... She could smile though)

If ever in doubt and worried about fashion Schack and Mick.
For Sure! - Visit the American MidWest and the Canadian Prairies!
Your wardrobe will become as free as the New Iraq !!!!!
(Well...Ok - expect a few bombs)

I can take her more seriously with fashion than with singing....

#36... they all want to be a Bratz doll

which i heard is becoming a movie (with real people) produced and choregraphed by Paula Abdul

weird huh

#65 schack: i see elitism collapsing in on itself as an extension of the very vectors according to which it disseminates itself...

Mick, schack sounds pretentious because schack IS pretentious.

I personally don't give a flying fuck about some soccer "hero" (or football or tennis or checkers or any competitive shit), so her husband can eat my anal left-overs with a smile....

SUPERSTAR my ass-crack. NOTTTT. No one I've ever known has ever heard of his ass, so kiss-off Mr Nobody!

SHE can be cooked up for my next B'fast meal, that big PIGnose. I love some pork with hollandaise. =0

(Don't shoot the messenger kids...
I guess he fell asleep)

When the sun blows up it will be fucking amazing.
Not realistically though.

Are you kiddin me? Her thighs are fat. SF, you're the type of guy that makes girls go anorexic.

And Danklin - you must be working for the White House.
(maybe give a glance to #22 or 23...and don't vote)

Someone give this chick a burger please.

that can't look good naked. no way.

SARCASM.

IT'S REALLY GREAT.

AND COMES IN HANDY WHEN PEOPLE CLEARLY HAVE NO FAT ON THEIR BODY AND ARE BEING CALLED FAT BY A WEBSITE THAT CLEARLY MOCKS CELEBRITIES.

Any way, Vicky dear. Go eat a cheeseburger. Maybe two if you'd like to even compare to my amazing thunder thighs *slaps em and watches em jiggle*

My God...Check out those Curves!!! ewww, she's morbidly fat...Somebody get Burgers, French fries and chocolates away from that girl PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seariously i don't get the big buzz about David becham's hotness... he's too pretentious, that's such a turn off....plus has disgusting taste on women...i think the man is gay for sure...just look at Victoria AND YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT TOO...

Ah..the smell of sarcasm in the morning. Gotta love it..it's like fuckin coffee.

Fake tan, fake boobs, fake attitude ... oh, and WORST FUCKING SHOES EVER! Eat a cheeseburger bitch!

Dieter! "Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance, ... Would you like to touch my monkey? Touch him! Touch my monkey!"

I'd hit him.

She's Huuuuuuuuge (purse lips and "youre fired")

#41)http://www.ultimatesoundarchive.com/sa/play/port_lofi.cfm/sound_iid.1555

#91 - And the obsession continues...

She's cool.

What the hell is wrong with you people, this girl is not fat. good lord society adn what they call fat now a days is just ridiculous.

Dude, did your mother have any children that lived? Or are you just like a lot of people on here--so intent on having your message seen that you don't read anyone else's fRist?

It's fucking sarcasm! Sheesh!

Jesus.

The fact that this hog-nosed bag from hell is studying the intense wisdom of Scientology, alongside Ms. Katherine Holmes, is enough to make my appendix erupt all its toxins.

"Posh" is anything BUT. Her too-tight vests (worn without anything 'cept her bulging silicone luv sacs) are tired. The size .0001 skinny jeans are tired. The knee-high boots... same. Skin like pimpled pleather. A mouth more pursed than her own forearm on a "normal" shopping day. And shall I re-visit the swine snout?...

She... just... makes... me... so... damn... t-i-r-e-d *snore*

Pathetic wench.

Aww he's being nice for once, didn't pick up on the fact that the paparazo was a midget though.

She's channelling her inner Marlon Brando.
http://www.icicom.up.pt/blog/take2/marlon_brando3.jpg

The Beckhams are such poseurs. I think the Brits must've run them clear outta there.

That truth, combined with Tommy Cruise's Scientologic love-lure (he is blinded by Beck's pecs & the $$), allowed them to annoint America.

...She walks as if swiftly propelled by the baseball bat up her rectum.

I'll bet ya she's the dominant type.The only thing what's missing with her gestapo-outfit is the horse-whip squeezed tight under her arm-pit.

#96- please kill yourself you stupid bitch. ITS FUCKING SARCASM, YOU RETARDED FUCKS.

Jesus Christ.

And those shoes are fucking heinous.

I think she looks S&M hot. Too bad all the lesbians seem to dislike her.

LukeWarmwater: "I want to kick this bitch in the vagina. HARD."

^That's coming from a healthy place.^

LukeWarmwater: "I want to kick this bitch in the vagina. HARD."

I imagine that LukeWarmwater means "vulva", although he/she apparently does not yet have an adequate handle on the terminology of female anatomy.

I would like to see her run in those boots.

Wouldn't you? :P

Eh, vagina - vulva ... although I suppose with enough force and a pointy enough shoe ... either way the hilarity that ensues is pretty much the same. Personally I'd skip the kicking as it's so 1st grade, and go straight for the impalement on a 12 foot flagpole, rectally or vaginally. Now THAT's something that you could salute with pride!

STOP CALLING WOMEN FAT, YOU BASTARD. Obviously she is not fat by any stretch of the imagination. How would you like it if people went around scrutiniizing men's adams apples, and calling them ugly if they hadnt surgically removed them? All men have them- just as all women have thighs, you freak. Go ahead and make fun of wardrobe choice- we love that. But her thighs, which are normal looking? You are getting some serious bad karma for contributing to the negative female body image phenomena, you sexist dumbass.

@109, I totally agree that she needs a 12 ft flag pole impaled in her, rectally and vaginally. And by 12 ft flag pole I mean my cock. But the rest of that statement can stay the same.

I'd totally hit that, I think she'd be a fun time.

On another note, I'm still absolutely shocked at the number of posters that are seriously taking offense to her being called fat? You people still don't realize that the Fish was being sarcastic? Even after other people on here already yelled it to you? And you still don't get it? Wow!

Every time Fish calls a woman fat, an anorexic in heaven gets her wings (buffalo).

Those shoes CANNOT possibly be comfortable, and even if she does weigh all of 13 pounds, her jeans are so tight that you know her hoo-ha hurts when she takes them off!

OMG!!!! she may look like a dike but she's not fat!!!

and who cares if David is full of himself? If I got a hold of him, the last thing we'd be doing is talking!

She looks gorgeous. At least neck dow. What is fashion sense cupcake tummy,check,uggs, check, three shirts, check. Or being inspirations for designers. Remember when the olsens wore mini dresses with tights you guys said bag ladies. This outfiit is quiet stylish. When a guy does something they say that takes balls. It tells me something about a woman who can walk in heels.Skinny people eat the most its good metabolisms and in some cases trainers.Her husband definetly looks better than your avg "All American boy next door), josh hartnett,channing tatum,wenthworth miller,Tom brady with their big noses and vacant eyes.

its fricken hilarious that these two have moved away from the UK, where they were considered royalty (as all soccer stars and dried up pop stars are)

I looked for some photos of Victoria in her 'heyday' but unfortunately it looks like this IS her heyday. Fuck, hey? She looked like Skeletor even before she started embracing eating disorders. Ugly chick, no tits. Thin and dressed bizarrely was the only way to get attention...wonder what she'll look like when she's sixty?

Heres the pics. They're from a 'fan site'- another scary concept.
http://members.tripod.com/~nec_3/main.htm

I can not believe the pack of morons that think this post is serious. Half the titles on this site are sarcastic... which is why they're funny. Get a clue.

whoa...didn't bother to check since yesterday.

i agree with you, mick, for what it's worth.

i'm not sure caring about things is pretensious, but if it is, then i am...

fashion is more than just clothes, idiots.

#119 when novelty and innovation will finally be revealed in their own nature. as imaginary coevals of our most basic competitive drives.

It's tight pants and usly shoes, bitch!
Get over yourself!!!

I'm sooo confused. Is she fat or isn't she? My next meal depends on this.

David B should take those shoes and throw them out; never let her wear them again.

112--HA H........wait a minute.....how come my troll just made me laugh?

That bony ass broad looks like a gibbons monkey. Did she have a stroke or something? She has one goofy facial expression. She should be Sour Spice. As to being a fashion trendsetter? Puleeze... she is so full of herself most times she looks like a futuristic carnie.

And I suppose none of you have EVER worn something hideous and thought you looked good. Right.

The editors MUST be seeing something different than what they put online...what I see is by no means fat ass or thunder thighs....I"got it....the editors(or so they are called)have changed definitions of "FAT". They are "Hollywierd" types after all aka "brain dead" !

yeah, old, fat, oompa loompa.....very bad all around

i think she beautiful...
no like everyone says about..

Good grief! This pig nosed fashioniesta wannabe looks like she means business! Perhaps she's on her way to sing with The Village People and she's wearing 1980 granny boots b/c she's heard rumours that Americans let their dogs shit in public parking lots. i certainly can't think of a better explanation for this get up.

Omfg She's NOT fat. Is everyone such a goddamn critic that they turn a blind eye to THE REST OF AMERICA! W00t, let's pick on a skinny chick because she's rich and famous and totally forget that the next chick I'm gonna nails is probably gonna be 200+ pounds. BTW, she's famous for a reason. She IS beautiful and she IS fashionable. Ok, so she doesn't suit your taste, neither does half of the world, you jackass! The world of fashion is WIDE, so you're not going to love everything. Aside of that, she really did work hard to get where she is. Read up on her and stop being so goddamn judgmental. If anything, she should be admired for her strength and determination.