Feb 28 2007Victoria Beckham goes blonde

ha ha ha

moo

she looks sharp. ginsu sharp.

She isnt fat - what are you talking about?

Never let a guy with a "West Hollywood Love" t-shirt scoot over your car seat.

"When in Rome", welcome to L.A., you fucking hag! Won't be long before your fat bitch-ass is in rehab too.
Let the countdown to her downward spiral begin.....

Good thing she bleached her hair. Now I can can distinguish her from Kirstie Alley.

discusting

she always has cute hairdooooos...

I think her hairdo is cute and i love her shoes.

She comes across as a stuck up bitch but she has the paparazzi following her around 24/7 and that's enough to make anyone a bit grumpy. When they lived in spain they even had a guy that just sat outside in a car 24/7 just waiting to get pics of them as they came and went.

I watched a documentary on her and David's move to Spain and she comes across as a really nice person believe it or not!

she has no booty

Judging from the last two pix - to fit in better she needs some black stockings to go with 'sensibl'e winter boots.
Then she wouldn't be noticed at all.

Dude, are those Jerry Garcia's shoes? It looks like she puked up a box of Nerds(TM) and made him dance the jig in the vomit.

WTF is with the chick in the UGG's (pic 5)? I don't see any snow and it sure doesn't look cold.

What next?

Pink with a grocery list tattooed on her- wait-sorry-Drew and Cameron smokin' a fattie-shit.

never mind.

Armageddon, table for 6 billion.

I always wondered what a chemo patient would look like with a tan.

she used to be so pretty in her spice girl years :\ now she looks like all the other wafer-thin girls in LA

it's her posture that is so incredibly bizarre - is she constipated??

She's never been hot. Now she's a piece of jerky with silicone.

Posh Spice is still my hero.... why?.... because she usually has really cute shoes on.

I would break out my Mr. Magoo glasses and try to hit her micropooper, just to give her a proper welcome to the States.

of all the work this stick insect has had done, whyyy not fix that SNOUT she calls a nose? i can see her fuckin brain when i look at her pictures head on.

WALLY please pretty please with sugar on top - the dogs are mildly funny but PLEASE remove the old hag's photo - if I were 80 I would look better than that. Damn, you can be obtuse....

I like it!

21. ... with my microschlong, of course. All the while, David would pound my American ass hard enough to make King George smile.

She's fat alright... Phat! ;-)

where's Victoria's ass?I'll bet David is having sometimes wet dreams about having her two soccer-ball implants.What he's got now are the two poles of the goal.

Who is she, what is she? What does she do? She makes Paris Hilton seem interesting and deep, warm and lovely.

Don' be insultin' no cows, meng.

#22, Awwww that's what I was gonna say.
Oh well. Instead I'll say "Tell me what you want, what you really really want"
"I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want"
I wanna
I wanna
I don't know the rest...so....
In conclusion, I didn't know they made clothing in negative sizes?!? Weeeeeird.

I want a girl with the right allocations, who's fast and thorough and sharp as a tack, she's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair, she's touring the facility and picking up slack.

If I wasn't so fat I would like to be bent like Beckham.

i want a girl with extensions in her hair,
bamboo earrings, at least 2 pair.

Her husband makes me want to wreck a home.

my caterer wants his vest back, oinkface, and wants to know why all the olives are gone, and why there are bags of olive vomit in the dumpster.

There is nothing more nasty than a white woman with no ass. Yuck!!

flat-bottomed pig nose and canoe-sized philtrum

OINK OINK

Doesn't she now that those diet pills do have calories?! Moo, Victoria, moo!

Ugly blonde mop of hair, black clothing, bad skin, sunglasses, blank expressionless face, blobby nose...Andy Warhol is back!

does she ever, ever SMILE???
and why is she out and about with danny partridge?

If you don't know why this is news, why did you make it news?

Wow, in other news I took a massive dump today. Anyone wanna comment on that?

I just noticed, I've never seen a picture of her where her lips were closed. She's always got that mouth-breathing slack-jawed expression on her face, like P-Diddy. I bet she snores like a Stihl saw.

she is still super hot and I am glad she will be in North America more. Hopefully she goes Hollywood and starts leaving her bra and panties at home more when she goes out. We love you Posh! and by love, i mean in the back seat of my Grand Am tonight.

Wally, showing me your magical computer skills (although I am suitably impressed) is like Beckham showing Dakota Fanning his soccer skills - everyone knows he can kick her ass, but should he??

She's cute but better looking completely brunette. The streaks of blonde just don't look right on her.

I've got a genius idea for a hip new LA restaurant! One that only serves saline or dextrose fluids through an intravenous drip! It'll surely attract the living dead like Posh and the Olsen twins who are always looking to shed that baby fat.
For Britney, she can be hooked up to bathtub grain alcohol.

The blonde in her hair is extensions. They are fake!

#31 That link is the funniest fucking thing I've seen all week!

#41 Tits, I think your dump ended up on the link at #31...

Look at Davids' camel toe in the first pic.

That reminds me... gotta get q-tips.

Fat assss.... even her fucking shirt is gaping in the middle.

Pig nose.

who's gonna watch her stupid nbc show? i don't care if she dyed her hair (does any one?) she's so lame and frail, who gives a fuck?! someone force feed this bitch a big mac. god damn, then she'll look like something more than a skeleton.

wow... so that's how you wear jeans with 6" stiletto heals. That's sort of weird for some reason...

So, thats her husband with her? In the fairy shoes?

ahaha!!!

She's still a walking, talking penis. A walking, talking penis married to a fag in fairy shoes.

@ #10:

i agree, her hair is great.

but, the only reason she comes across as so stuck up and constipated is that she hardly ever smiles. 99% of the pictures of this woman are of her not smiling. she always has her face set on 'posh spice angry' and sucking in her cheeks to show off her cheek bones.

good we get it, Posh, you have great bone structure. now smile dang it.

(seriously, look up the pictures online. iwas trying to find one of her smiling to post the address. i found a gajillion of her looking like she is ready to kill someone and only 1 of her smiling. i would have posted the address to the one of her smiling, but it wasn't hosted anymore. maybe 'Posh Spice Angry' made them take it down. :(
too bad, it was pretty.)

People would like her better if she just lost a little weight.

Is the owner of this site nuts.

SHE'S NOT FAT.

That's freakin' random but hot.

How are you cool, if you look like everyone else who is trying to look cool, that is trying to look like everyone else that is cool?

#31 Libraesque, I want to find the person who took that picture of you and shoot them in the fucking face.

*Pokes eyes out with boiling daggers*

#58 it's called irony.

You guys are all nuts. She's smokin hot. some people will look for any excuse to criticise. this site has become so hypocritical its not even funny anymore. So pathetic.
to the rest of you that post comments with some sense, kudos. At least now I don't have to feel like a complete embicile for reading anything that's put on this site. Since there are still some (albeit few) people here with some common sense.

The rest of you need something better to do with your pathetic lives instead of ridiculing people who've already ammasesd so much in their lives that you could live a million lifetimes and still never achieve as much as them. GROW UP! you sad pathetic losers.

And to 62, its not irony, its called sarcasm. And its not even funny. Because then you have all these yuppies that come here and eat up every word this asshole tells them like its biblical. I'm not ranting at you, jsut clarifying for all thes eother morons out there that wouldnt know the difference between superficial and jealousy.

Would it would be irony if she died due to high cholesterol? or sweet sweet justice?

Ow man I love her :) It looks really good, she can pull of anything and I can't wait to see her show.

# 55 That's not her husband.

Google pic david beckham and start drewling. (she would never allow him to wear that :) )
He's a metro man, but so are all the diddy's and Jay z's, only less inovative. there is nothing wrong with a man taking care of himself. And for her, we can't all be obese can we. She had 3 kids and still manages to look like that.. But maybe you rather see Britney.

They're English, living the American dream.

ROFLMAO @ 41!!
Everybody talks about what a "fashion icon" she is, did anybody see that stupid fucking hat she wore to Tomkat's wedding? And would somebody please cram a pork chop down this bitch's throat?? What's with the anorexia look in Hollywood these days??

It is irony motherfucker. The definition of irony is when a word is used in direct opposite to its normal meaning.

And furthermore your smoking hot chick is probably anorexic according to experts (a show that was recently aired in Australia). She has significantly reduced her lifespan due to her low body weight and will probably not live to enjoy all that she has amassed.

I fear for the daughters you may raise one day.

Umm...that was for Marty #63

# 68, no, that is NOT what irony is. If you don't know what a word means, don't use it.

#41 - You took a massive Posh this morning?

The Beckhams finally have their US push, after years of obscurity in the American public eye. A reality show in the works with NBC and a team of hired photogs to take 'candid' snaps of Posh oinking piggishly as she exhibits the latest in fashion faux pas. Why does she always look like someone stuck a fucking lemon in her mouth?

Funny how her arms are costantly bent at the elbow - almost as if she can't straighten them. Like a locust, or a grasshopper, or a praying mantis.
I'm leaning towards locust, because they're the ravenous ones who will eat anything that stands in their way.

#70, I would love to hear your definition of irony.

oh, 46... if only i had checked yesterday! that's fucking brilliant.

eliminates all the social disasters associated with chewing and swallowing (looking like a pig, gleeking, spitting, chewing with mouth open, pausing for conversation, pausing to listen, masking discontent, feigning discontent...the list goes on)

#72 - You're right. She looks like she's about to do the funky chicken.

All I can possibly say that I have not before is that Miss Piggy certainly makes enough $$ to dress better. Her unco-ordinated blacks always clash.

Lo... she dresses so shittily.

DIDnT i see her wearing that FUGLY vest a month ago? (fashionista my a**)

What has this cunt done since spice girls??? Does she even speak, or just pose? Oh thats right...she spends 5 hours every day putting on fake tanner and make up in preparation for her day's jaunt around town soliciting the paparazzi. Get a life bitch!!!

I didn't think she could get uglier....huh? suprise surprise.

how fucking original is she

the fug chick next to her ( in uggs) has the same haircut as she does

the whole look is old, someone should tell her that people like new looks from celebs they see EVERY SINGLE DAY .

this is why she's boring as hell, heck, even her outfits don't change much.

WHY does she always look like she's looking for a place to take a dump?

#80, check and may I add, mate.

i think she is adorable. i would love to kiss her!

She's lucky because when she farts in public, only dogs can hear it.

blonde or brown or whatever, i'd hit it for sure! wouldn't complain if she added a bit more meat to her bones, but she's still fuckin hot.

I think her new hair doesn't look as good as before - it looks thinner for some reas....oh, I get it! she wants her hair to match the rest of her! never mind, she's fabulous!

I think it's so cute when someone calls someone else an imbecile and spells it "embecile."

BTW, Posh's hair looks like a combover in that pic. Is she losing her hair? And why is she complaining about too much media attention when she's about to star in a new reality show?

She is fucking hot

Does that pouty pig-nosed bitch EVER smile?

I don't know what it is(okay yeah I do), but Victoria Beckham scares the shit out of me. I can't even look at her without wanting to hide under my bed and hide

I find this bitch to be ridiculously ugly and mannish. I think it's funny that she's got all this money and likely spends it on her fake boobs, her orange tan, her hair dye, but someone needs to take a razor to that jaw line and maybe shave it down a little bit. Oh, and she should get surgery to remove that unsightly adam's apple. And probably surgery to remove her balls. Other than that she's just a perfect 10. Totally.

Hey #s 62 & 63...

Sarcasm is irony with attitude so you can stop bitch slapping each other this.

VB would be amost OK after a few pizzas and a name change. I fucking hate the name Victoria.

#46, I am with you. I'd add "Organic" saline drip restaurant, and have a few vodka drips, too.

But seriously, what does this woman eat?

Sorry to bore ya all but I'll be signing off soon, IRONY: expression of meaning, usually homorous or sarcastic by use of words normally conveying opposite meaning (oxford). Thanks lick lick. You've obviously got a brain brain.

(There are other meanings of the word also, I know.)

And by the way Victoria was once beautiful before she lost too much weight and put apples on her chest.

She must walk real funny around the airport with those high heels on. Poor woman living her life in pain and discomfort just to satisfy our greedy fashion obsessed culture. Well at least she's not fat but she's in America now anything can happen.

Get used to this annoying sight - the reality show is a 'Go'.

Ha ha! At least the UK has got rid of Ugly Spice! One down, four more to go...!

If she was anorexic she would be ammenorihic forgive my spelling. She has three kids they look like her and her husband. In between them she has been the same size so dont use the shes not pregnant know excuse She asys she has stretch marks. So ill come to the crazy medical conlcusion of shes not anorexic.

She looks gorgeous. At least neck dow. What is fashion sense cupcake tummy,check,uggs, check, three shirts, check. Or being inspirations for designers. Remember when the olsens wore mini dresses with tights you guys said bag ladies. This outfiit is quiet stylish. When a guy does something they say that takes balls. It tells me something about a woman who can walk in heels.Skinny people eat the most its good metabolisms and in some cases trainers.Her husband definetly looks better than your avg "All American boy next door), josh hartnett,channing tatum,wenthworth miller,Tom brady with their big noses and vacant eyes.

Dumb bitch. Someone told her it's US law that you have to have blonde hair to live in LA, and she believed it.

Josh Hartnett & Wentworth Miller are goregous so I don't know what you're talking about ... including David Beckham.

But whatever, Posh Spice is boring. Melanie B looks like she'd have better stories.

god, she's so old and ugly....how does david beckham spend a second with her?