Feb 28 2007Tori Spelling still super huge and pregnant

Welcome to Boner City. Population: Me.
A few more shots of Tori Spelling looking mighty tasty after the jump.






Welcome to Boner City. Population: Me.
A few more shots of Tori Spelling looking mighty tasty after the jump.





Reader Comments
1. wedge1 - February 28, 2007 10:22 AM
FRIST!
2. fergernauster - February 28, 2007 10:24 AM
SECONDMENT!
3. PunjabPete - February 28, 2007 10:24 AM
OMG - I think she ate David Green....
4. didey23 - February 28, 2007 10:26 AM
Holy COW!!
5. Nichole - February 28, 2007 10:26 AM
9021preggo
6. k naz - February 28, 2007 10:26 AM
CAN I GET A CANKLE SHOT damn
7. fergernauster - February 28, 2007 10:27 AM
Wow. Besides being more homely than a basset hound, she is now penniless & fat.
8. ph7 - February 28, 2007 10:28 AM
Must suck to be her.
She's always been ugly, but Dad's money was able to pay for some patchwork reconstruciton to hold it together for awhile.
Now, Dad's dead, cut her out of the will,a dn she's completely gone to seed.
No bouncing back from this. Her lips hangs open like a mental patient.
She got that diabetes look, too.
And she's fat, fat, fat.
9. fergernauster - February 28, 2007 10:29 AM
Is that their duplex?
10. TheHappyRobot - February 28, 2007 10:30 AM
i love fucking pregnant women. there's nothin' like fucking and gettin' a bj at the same time!
11. TashaVin` - February 28, 2007 10:30 AM
Calling a pregnant woman fat, when shes only fat because shes pregnant is just wrong. If she were fat before hand, sure, but SHES PREGNANT! Stupid ass mouthing off to he one of "them."
12. DingleberryJam - February 28, 2007 10:35 AM
what a hottie. Her child can one day star in a Garbage Pail Kids revival.
13. Baroness - February 28, 2007 10:36 AM
Does anyone else think there is a different guy writing for the Superficial today? The writing style is completely different.
14. wedge1 - February 28, 2007 10:36 AM
Relax, Tasha. Tomorrow's the first of the month - yippee!!!
15. Comment Police - February 28, 2007 10:40 AM
Back during the 90210 days and even afterwards when everyone thought she looked ugly, I always thought she'd be an awesome fuck! I mean, she was a bit weird looking, but she had the type of body that you had to figure was good to be hittin for hours and hours and hours. But damn she looks fucking huge! Pregnant or not, she's enormous!
16. arden - February 28, 2007 10:50 AM
Egads . . . I mean . . . egads . . .
17. wedge1 - February 28, 2007 10:52 AM
Nice potbelly! Is this her first time getting off the couch in months? Time to put down the potato chips and bonbons and do some running. What a fucking pig.
18. terry - February 28, 2007 10:52 AM
The bigger question that needs to be asked is, who is that fabulously fashionable man she's with?
19. Zoey - February 28, 2007 11:04 AM
Blimey.
Is that Keanu in the background of pic #1?
20. Sandrahrah - February 28, 2007 11:08 AM
her face looks like a blowfish... but she's always been ugly...
21. the boy - February 28, 2007 11:08 AM
The disturbing fact that someone actually impregnated that beast is a sure sign that the apocalypse is nigh.
22. 4DPants - February 28, 2007 11:09 AM
At last her enormous head looks in proportion to her body.
23. brujeriadiosa - February 28, 2007 11:13 AM
I was pretty hormonal....
If I had motherfuckers hanging out my house tryna get a pregnant picture of me...OMG!
I would have climbed the clock tower with a sniper rifle.
24. xXrebeccaXx - February 28, 2007 11:19 AM
Well I don't think she's that fat...I mean she's obviously very far along in her pregnancy. But the strange thing is that her head is very fat....well....it was huge before...but her head looks like a beach ball.
25. honeydew - February 28, 2007 11:45 AM
She's one of those unfortunate women who get butt-ass ugly when she's preggo. Wait....she's always looked fugly? My bad.
26. fritobandito - February 28, 2007 11:45 AM
Wow! Good thing they have ADT security so no one can break in and steal her Doritos!
27. fame is funny - February 28, 2007 11:50 AM
I do like her outfit however, it's much classier than say...brittney with bare feet and a 'who farted' t-shirt.
28. fritobandito - February 28, 2007 11:51 AM
No, No, she looks good for a pregnant......whale
29. Whammer Jammer - February 28, 2007 12:01 PM
What is she gonna do now that she can't rely on Daddy's power and money? No more TV shows for her. She may have to go out and get a REAL job, now that she's out of the will. She can't have garage sales all the time and expect millions.
30. mika85 - February 28, 2007 12:01 PM
those of you who can't appreciate the preggo body should never reproduce.
but yes, tori spelling is ugly.
31. bogdana - February 28, 2007 12:02 PM
This is the first time she's ever looked like a person who doesn't own a Y chromosome.
32. The Jenny - February 28, 2007 12:08 PM
She looks like my ex-roommate who used to fry imitation crab meat in a half stick of butter, and then rub her greasy fingers all down her fat shirt.
Oh God... please don't eat me!!
33. dafeedil - February 28, 2007 12:17 PM
#9-lol
Did she really get cut out of her father's will? That must have sucked.
34. Tits_McGhee - February 28, 2007 12:36 PM
FREE WILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
35. MrSemprini - February 28, 2007 12:40 PM
A harpoon, man! A harpoon! Quick now, afore she dives to the briny deep. Arrr. Quick now, or she'll sink us fair shure!
36. anti_babe19 - February 28, 2007 1:05 PM
She's a dude.
An ugly horse-faced one too.
37. lambman - February 28, 2007 1:09 PM
Fun fact:
"Horse Gestation: The normal gestation period of a pregnant mare is about 340 days, give or take ten days."
so get used to seeing this people
38. kate - February 28, 2007 1:10 PM
Despite how much I can't stand this spoiled homewrecker, I don't think she looks that bad. I have seen much much worse.
39. Hecubus - February 28, 2007 1:58 PM
I didn't know Penn Jillette had dyed his hair blonde.
40. Stink - February 28, 2007 2:02 PM
She might not have papa's money, but she'll always have a career as a Weeble-Wobble.
41. NipsyHustle - February 28, 2007 2:20 PM
this cow has a new reality show coming out about her and her toolshed husband opening a bed and breakfast. i can't wait for it to flop so she has to keep eating at KFC like he rest of the paupers
42. Grobpilot - February 28, 2007 2:26 PM
Holy shit! Somebody actually fucked that woman? He must have stapled his eyes shut to preclude the possibility of looking at her during that session.
43. wtf - February 28, 2007 2:44 PM
Is the baby Brandon's, Dillon's, or Steve's?
44. sayll - February 28, 2007 3:00 PM
She look just like Dilbert from the side, especially in the last photo.
I don't feel great picking on a pregnant person, but her face was awkward enough when it was thin...
45. NicotineEyePatch - February 28, 2007 3:27 PM
Poor Tori can't do anything surgical to rectify those ugly cow eyes. And the fact that she's pregnant only accentuates her bovinity.
46. NipsyHustle - February 28, 2007 3:43 PM
i'm sure the only reason dean mcdermott left his wife and kids to run off to tori's green pasture was because he thought he'd be living the pampered life. now he's got to lay up with this annoying and penniless heifer FOREVER. ah, karma is so divine.
47. Jedi Kevin - February 28, 2007 4:29 PM
Honestly? She's never looked better. I'm serious about that and mean it in a kind way. And I don't even like her that much. Maybe I'm just so tired of seeing all of the skanks on this site that it's refreshing to see someone who looks wholesome. Time to revoke my membership to Snarks International...
48. ellaminnowpea - February 28, 2007 5:21 PM
...don't tell me...let me guess....that's her wedding ring she's wearing around her neck because it no longer fits on her maple sausage link finger...
49. DJ Tanner - February 28, 2007 6:39 PM
I know it is really mean to talk about how ass ugly a pregnant woman is and how I never thought it possible she could look any more revolting than she already did, so I will just say her belly looks really cute.
50. A.V Phibes - February 28, 2007 7:20 PM
Now I know what Phillip Seymour Hoffman would look like in drag.
51. TashaVin` - February 28, 2007 7:55 PM
I think she was meant to be a Big Beautiful Woman. I think she was maybe way too thin for her frame back then. I think she's beautiful.
52. DrunkBlogger - February 28, 2007 9:45 PM
Boner City? Como?
53. SuperChic - February 28, 2007 10:52 PM
That outfit, what is she a pregnant mime? If I made that outfit, I certainly would not have intended for it to be worn by her. Not attractive, tsk tsk, not attractive at all.
54. RichPort - March 1, 2007 6:00 AM
Bohemian Flaptitties.
55. wtf - March 1, 2007 7:07 AM
She is so NoTorious
56. 86 - March 1, 2007 7:31 AM
Fat Albert Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
57. Clete - March 1, 2007 8:02 AM
#37 good one!
Tori - she is daddy's girl without the talent or cash. Her 'loving' husband would probably still be with his ex-wife if he had not seen the Spelling name attached to that package. I pity her ... she is another one who is at high risk for attracting a 'K-Fed'. Tori has a total bitch mother. Congratulations on the baby! I am not going to trash the baby. As to the outfit it is much more appealing then those women who wear tight t-shirts or belly shirts - that is hideous.
58. Punkgal - March 1, 2007 5:20 PM
I have no issues with Tori Spelling, she has always been ugly and weird looking.. as for her being pregnant good for her, its fun i loved being pregnant.
But her face has gotten massive hasn't it?? its like her chin melted into her neck and she has turned into "Jabba the hut" from Star wars all i need to hear from her is
"Wazza Dubba Jubeee Hans Solo"
59. Lindsay - March 3, 2007 12:37 AM
Pregnant woman are usually very beautiful, cute and adorable! Tori is not. She wasn't nice looking before she got knocked up. She has that scary face with oversized deep sunken eyes.. and that look that says "I'm gonna eat ya face!" Hope the baby doesn't look like her...
60. rho - March 6, 2007 5:44 PM
oh please! look at all the comments are not very nice!
Tori looks so pretty preggie! Good Luck!
61. HollywoodSnark - March 23, 2007 6:52 PM
oh god....please, no more...what is this the disgusting pic website now?
62. ....... - April 12, 2008 11:45 PM
She's sooooooooooo fucking grosss ewww. Who fucked that to begin with? hahaha