Feb 7 2007Tori Spelling is almost too attractive

Is she going to a funeral? Fatty

EEK!

I don't understand why someone would even dare breed with her. Forget overdose, forget homicide, forget famine...Shit like this is whats fucking up our world.

mmmmmmmm

I hate how most women use pregnancy as an excuse to gain a bunch of weight. According to doctors, a pregnant woman only needs to gain 15 pounds. Fucking cows.

I was going to say, ahh she's pregnant.....but forget it. She should stay the hell home. That's gonna be a interesting looking baby.

@3 its not screwing up our world. its only blending the rest of the celebrities in with the old, the bad and the ugly. for example: britney spears-beyond whoredom
ashley simpson-plastic surgery couldn't even help that face
fergie-sometimes ugly speaks for itself (or "herself")
see what i mean? our world is still the same.
~N@ughty

I've seen better legs on a diseased mule.... and face for that matter.

Picture #3 is Miss Piggy. Fake eyelashes, ringlet hair, blue eyeshadow, double chin, etc

I guess being ugly just wasn't enough for her.

Tori Spelling: Now with more fat than ugly!

lol

despite how horrible some of these has-beens have become, it's even more embarrassing to know that there's still some bored, lonely moron out there desperate enough to cram his hairy little burn victim finger of a penis into her wet catcher's mitt of a vagina.

that is the real crime here, folks. giving these fucking manitees self-respect and esteem to believe it's ok to be this way. if you're in a trailer park and work at bob evans, sure! but hollywood?

lol miss piggy...ahh the memories

@5... it's more like 25 pounds, but whatever.

@9... nailed it on the head. LMAO

She's carrying the baby in her chins.

A-goddamn-Men, #5. Being preg isn't not an excuse to be a total fatass. I just had my demon spawn 3 mo ago, only gained 14lbs and ate like a total cow. What are these girls doing to themselves to get so big? Christ on a cracker, I can't look.

Okay, she's fat. Most pregnant women are. But that nose in (small) picture #2--now that's just totally bizarre. Is that a nose? Nah, can't be.

And in the last picture, look at her husband. Are those black heads all over his nose. Yeck! How revolting!

A woman of normal body weight should gain 25-35 lbs during pregnancy. Check it: www.babycenter.com/refcap/1466

It's easy to lose if you nurse, too. What a buncha a-holes you are. :P

Poor husband. You know what they say - marrying for money is the hardest way to earn it.

This begs the question, who has the bigger head????

a. Tori Spelling
b. Pete Doherty

It's almost too difficult to decide on my own, so i'm asking for feedback.

She looks like John Goodman.

'Tori Spelling has sold the exclusive photo rights of her yet unborn child to OK! Magazine for a cool $250,000.00.'
Hell I would pay that too...monsters aren't born everyday.

#17 yeah that, but baby center sucks. go to kellymom.com.

btw, i gained 40 lbs when i was pregnant. and breastfeeding exclusively does help you lose weight, among lots of other things. but i digress...

yes, tori spelling is ugly. but respect the preggo fat.

@17... murmurzz: I've been there and I know. Different women, different weight gains. I gained a normal amount of weight (26) and I carried way out front. My belly looked like I was carrying a car and my boobs were gigantic, but everything else was normal. Some women don't look pregnant at all and some look like they gained 5000 pounds. Nursing helps with most everything!

Anyway, that said, Tori was ugly to begin with and pregnancy ain't helping. For lots of women, pregnancy heightens femininity.... not so much for Tori.

I firmly believe this baby will take the title from Heidie and Seals babies.

Nice hair, she looks like Farrah Fawcett. Farrah Fawcett's anal cancer, to be exact.

Her face reminds me of something, it starts with, Jabba and ends with, the Hutt.

hey maybe she has preeclampsia (a toxic condition in late pregnancy including sudden rise in blood pressure, excessive weight gain )
look at her hands they are huge too poor thing!

ok so we've established she looks like miss piggy, so now the big question...If you're able to masterbate and ejaculate while thinking or Tori..does that make you a candidate for beastiality...or maybe monsterality?

This woman is a pure cheap whore who couldnt keep her nasty legs shut. Fucking ugly fat bitch.

UGH the only reason this woman ever got in a TV show was her father, I think shes repulsive.

NO NO NO!!! SHE LOOKS LIKE ROCKO'S NEIGHBORS, the frogs!!!

On Rocko's Modern Life

muahahahaha

oh come one, she was always repulsive looking.
i thought she'd turn into a fucking chupacabra by now, but shes kept the scaryness to a minimal and I appreciate that.

Poor thing, after being jewed out of her inheritance by her mom, how can she buy a bigger pen for her growing family? I mean, house.

Hehehehe #31 you mean The Bigheads.

"Ed, oh, ED, ED!! what? am I TALKIN' TO MYSELF!?!? come here and rub some suntan lotion on my back, ED!"

Rocko rocks.

I feel sorry for Tori if the baby inherits her giant head.

And sorry for the baby, with such a monster as a mother. Can you imagine the taunting when she goes to pick him/her up from school?

The reason these Hollywood bimbos gain so much weight when they're preggo is because it's the only time they get to eat real food. Like hogs at a trough, they don't know when to quit. It's sad, really.

The amount of pregnancy weight to gain depends upon how overweight you are when getting pregnant! You can't sit there & tell me that a woman 50 pounds overweight should put on another 35 because she's pregnant. Here's how that turns out: gestational diabetes!

#28 - Miss Piggy & John Goodman. Them double chins are every man's turn-on. I wonder if her hubby makes her gobble like a turkey when he climaxes.

This is one ugly fat whore who couldnt keep her legs shut. Someone should cut her stomach open and shoot her in the head.

#38 {gulp}

Eh, whatever, I liked her show (don't know if it's coming back or not). It was actually pretty funny. And the main picture does make her look like a total porker but then the others, from different vantage points, not so much. She's carrying around a fetus, until she gets Big Momma big, she's not that fat. Some chicks can be hot pregnant (like whatsherface from "My Name Is Earl" and Heidi Klum) and others just get porky-looking. I think you're supposed to gain about 25-35 lbs, tops. Anything more than that is just overeating.

@37... wedgeone: I don't think anyone was saying that an overweight woman should gain more if they are pregnant. I think people are talking about normal body weight before pregnancy. I don't think Tori was overweight before pregnancy... if you don't count her huge head, that is.

What's funny is imagining her reaction to these pictures - especially while she's all hormonal. She'll think she looks terrible and freak out and cry, and her friends will be like 'um, actually, these are the nicest pictures we've seen of you in a long time'.

You can't blame the pregnancy. She wasn't an attractive woman to begin with.

If she wasn't super-producer Arron Spelling's brat, I'm sure this dynamic lady's acting talent and firey desire to succeed would have made her a star.

Of course, she'd be without plastic surgery, so she'd still have that big clown nose, and a flat chest.

Annnnnnd she'd have neither the brains nor the patience to have even completed high school, or to have taken acting classes, or gone on auditions, or made her own small films, or anything else.

Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd she'd be far uglier than this, far fatter, and be working as a cashier at Target. Look at her face in pic 1. Imagine her saying, "Um you want a bag? Uh, sorry, I have to ask the manager if we take that coupon. Yeah, I'll take it up the ass, but only if you bring more beer next time. Oh, wait, the liqour store is still open...go get some Viagra for yourself and we can go again. Hurry up, I gotta start my shift in an hour."

Do I get some love for also hitting the nail on the head? Well? Come on, people, a little respect, here.

Yeah, #40, she is a total porker.

Hey, wasn't this chickie on 90210 or something? The only one that didn't get killed off. That's what I meant, really. Does that make me a mysogynist? I'd like to know, really. I've heard so much about them, but I've never met one. Well, maybe I have and just didn't know because I've never been formally introduced to a mysogynist. Though, its not like you introduce someone based on their avocation...

"hello"

"hello, I'm your mysogynist for the evening"

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen. Well, pretty sure. I mean, it could. You could introduce yourself as a closeted papahotnuts, if you wanted to. Its a free country. Hey, are there any limits to the number of words I can use here before I get cut off? Just curious. Hey, I did it. I identified myself by a descriptive and not my name. Guess it can happen. Kinda by accident. Like when you mean to stab your ailing grandmother for her montly check but she tries to run and falls down the stairs and breaks her neck. Same result, just looks like an accident. Whew, gotta go. Sirens.

She does have sort of a big head. But I'll reserve judgment till I see her waddling around in tacky cut-off shorts, dirty old platform flip-flops and trashy-looking tops with no bra like pregnant Britney. At least Tori was kind enough to cover up for us. At least we're not being assaulted by her bare abdomen, ass, ta-tas, etc.

Thank you, Tori.

@39... tee hee

I like where your head's at #38.

She looks like she just ate a small child.

Her nose is a little dented in the last picture.

Mooooooo

Man that face - freaky. But it doesn't really surprise me that much because this girl never ever was attractive.
For some reason i just feel sorry for her. She seems like a nice person. Fat yes - but nice.

Her eyes are even fat..who can explain that

If anyone looks like Jar Jar Binks, it's Tori Spelling.

That poor baby doesn't stand a chance.....you just know its going to have those god awful Spelling eyes. I could barely stand to look at her back during my 90210 days but this is just downright unacceptable.

#52 - I agree, she does seem nice. She just needs to be about 10 years older and then she can be somebody's nice auntie, the one who always buys the most thoughtful gifts and cooks the best meals and you love to visit her except she makes you kiss her on the side of her face that has a mole with 3 long hairs growing out of it. I see her that way too.

Man! What a bunch of assholes! Can't you see she suffers from Ivebeencutofffromdaddysfortuneism?

#9 and #28 haha, miss piggy - don't forget that frequently reconstructed snout, oink oink! might need another redo, it's looking a bit pinched.

Lets just hope the baby is a girl...first born girls tend to take after their fathers.

Um...WiseMan??? WTF is wrong with you?!? Jesus Christ! What are you, some kind of a homocidal homosexual? You keep referencing keeping her legs shut. She doesn't have to, she's fucking married!!! Let's cut YOU open and shoot you in the head! Dumbass!

"Jabba no badda". She looks like a drag queen Hutt.

#44 her entire life flashed before my eyes, it wasn't pretty, kudos

I really can't see on this pics her pregnancy.She's making a suggestive gesture with her hand,on the first pic from the left,while she steps off the sidewalk.I've seen old age people doing the same thing.So i'm not convinced yet.On pic four even the guy isn't convinced yet.

She's so hot, I'd fuck her will stallion's cock.

Just a question:

Isn't America one of the most obese countries in the world? Why is it so surprising to see a fat person???
Oh yeah cos she's a celebrity - there not normal

Jesus Christ, she looks like Jiminy Glick.

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Regarding the comment of number 54-I laughed so
hard that I got chewed carrots all over my monitor!
Best comment of the day! Brilliant!

pregnant or not... she's ugly. why is she famous. ick.

On the other hand i think it must be a nightmare to have a mother like she has.I mean there's no way she's gonna spent all that money in her remaining lifetime all alone.I expect her mother maybe after a few attacks of insanity more to buy out all ebay.Maybe that's where she needs the money for.

Screech hit that back in the day.

yeaaahhh.. my post was supposed to say 24lbs, not 14. Victoria Beckham-me-not.

If she had Pre-E, she'd be on bed rest not out and about, I'd imagine. She was sicky skinny before this though, she I'm sure she took advantage of being able to pack on the pounds with out people saying much... except for everyone on here, of course ;)

Sloth love Chunk.

She looks like MiMi from the Drew Carey Show!!!

I see she gained some extra pounds?If that's right than they dangle on the spot where normally the jaw must be.

she is a pig in a human suit

#60 & #75 HAHAHAHAHAHA! {{infinity}}

How much make-up does one need to wear to cover up her potholes and pimples? Why don't you get rid of some of that double chin and lay off of the chocolate?

Ummm...I'm pretty sure that I own those exact same shoes, and they're from freakin' PAYLESS people(no, I'm not afraid to admit I shop at Payless if they have cute shoes, but I'm a student, not a celebrity)!!!

Number 60............You are an example of a slut. That fat bitch is going to add to the stinking population of this shit planet.

Number 60............You are an example of a slut. That fat bitch is going to add to the stinking population of this shit planet.

#60 WTG! Tell that moron off!

WiseMan...thanks...DOUBLY!!! Fucking idiot. But I'm glad you're sterile. Wouldn't want you adding to our population either.

#72, thanks for the laugh!

Isn't her nose still weird and ugly? I think it looks all wrong in her face. Like someone punched her and squashed it flat. Shes had too much surgery its a shame she can't have surgery to reduce the size of her head.

i almost feel too sorry for her to comment. Almost. She looks like Kirstie Alley after a facelift and dye job.

Put dick in mouth.
Don't look down.

#12-
please stop disrespecting the beautiful manatee. also try spelling it (get it? SPELLING?) correctly.

tee-hee. :)

"This is your last chance, Jabba. Release us....or die...."

Why is Rodney Dangerfield in drag?

Look at how messed up her nose is in the 4th small pic. She should sue whoever made her so ugly. Oh, wait, that would be God.

I'm still horrified by the fact someone actually banged this chick/tranny.

I'm not going to lie, I got chunky when I was pregnant. But that wattle-I mean unless she's carrying that stupid fetus in her neck, there's just no excuse for that giant lump happening under her chin.

Also she's retarded and I've always wanted to hit her. She has a punchable face.

What a beast, I mean there is just something disgusting about her.

I am not a fan of hers but calling a pregnant woman fat is stupid! Your body holds a ton of water when you are preggers. There's not much you can do about it. I had a baby last year and heard that people were calling me fat behind my back. i was really tiny before the baby and within weeks after i was tiny again. the only reason i looked fat was the waterweight. One day all of you will either be pregnant or be with someone who is and will feel really bad for those comments. pregnancy is not easy and it hurts when people say things like that when all you are trying to do is make a wonderful little baby.

oh yeah and number 5. pregnant women need to gain about 25-30 pounds to have a healthy pregnancy. do your research before you just make guesses and say it is what doctors say. a freind of mine only gained 18 pounds when she was pregnant and her doctor put her on a special protein weight gain shake for like 4 months cause he was concerned about the babies health. so please nver have baby. for the kids sake.

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YIKES! If I looked that bad I wouldn't go outside, unless it was to visit the plastic surgeon.

what kind of sick asshole would say to cut a pregnant womans stomach open. you are a piece of shit! it is a good thing that you are probably a pathetic loser who will never come close to having the chance to procreate because you'll probably never be able to convince a woman that your worth the 10 seconds it would take for you to finish or that your worth the emotional scar she'll carry around for the rest of her life. and if by some horrible act of satan you do have kids. take a good look at them and thank god for that blessing cause you don't deserve something so wonderful. and oh yeah...since when the fuck is a woman a slut for having a baby with her husband. to those who said that....your mothers are whores who probably don't think you were worth the 3 dollars she got paid.

94-You should be aware that more and more people are making a conscious decision not to breed, so your assumption is innacurate. You don't have to be ugly to dislike babies, and you certainly don't have to be attractive or special in any way to get knocked up-see this site for all the evidence you could ever want. If you wanna get deep, at least be real. Kthx.

I mean, I heart my kids, but get a grip lady.

Where's her chin? Her lips look like they're on her throat.

Wow, you guys are really innovative and witty! Bashing Tori Spelling's looks, how creative!!

Isn't it great to be able to say something nasty in an anonymous forum and have a bunch of other anonymous underachievers go "YEAH! FAT! BITCH! COW! SLUT!" Attacking women for their weight and looks is sooooooooooooo cool!! Throw in something about her sexuality, now that's comedy! Every woman in the world should come out of the same size 4 Miss Clairol blonde cookie-cutter! And like sex...no wait...HATE sex...no wait...

Just glancing at the first pic on top, is it just me or does she look like she's wearing a fat suit?

She looks like a drag queen. Her face is so manly with that big chin...and her hair is so bleach blonde and curly it looks like a wig. I bet she has to wear make up and perfect hair 24/7 so her hubby doesnt mistake her for the pool boy.
However..I wont dis her for the weight gain..I bet its not all that much..water retention can not be avoided when pregnant.

she looks like ursula from the little mermaid...

She look like my OLD Aunt Liz who is 78 years OLD!

Whats with all the comments about fat pregnant women?
Since men (and childless women) don't know what the hell they are talking about (15lb wtf) and are probably overweight themselves they have no right to comment.
Sure ok she does look like she blown up more than bloomed but thats probably just bad luck and water retention.
As for weight gain in pregnancy it completly depends on the woman's starting weight. The bigger the woman is when she starts her pregnancy the less she'll put on and the smaller she is the more she'll put on. I've put on 28lb in my pregnancy but since I was only 107lb to start with i'm probably still slimmer than most of the nasty commenting people here lol.
You can tell its just water retention people because of where she is carrying it.

WiseMan(that name makes me laugh), do you even know what the words slut and whore mean? Maybe you should think about going back to elementary school.

#105: Word.

I thought Barbaro was euthanized last week?

Number 102...........You are a pure cheap slut. Please keep your legs shut. This planet is overpopulated, so why produce more nasty sprogs?? You are an example of women that should have their insides destroyed.

Number 60......You are a sick bastard. Just becuase that fat slut is married doesnt mean she can keep on opening those nasty legs.

I'm thinking about having 10 kids, enough for two basketball teams. I'm very pregnant with my first nasty sprog. Yay, overpopulation! I just can't keep my legs together. I love being such a slut and a whore. At least I'm married though. Heehee!

#41 & 95 - "pregnant women need to gain about 25-30 pounds to have a healthy pregnancy"

Not if they're 25 pounds overweight when they get pregnant.

Please refer back to the first part of #37.

I say respect the preggo fat, too, except this is Tori Spelling, whom, I believe, invited Entertainment Bloody Tonight along to her ultrasound (EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK!).

So no respect for her. Attention whore.

oh...wiseman...did i hurt you fellings...awww.....it makes me so happy to see you get so worked up. i guess i must've made some accurate assumptions. and # 103...umm...i didn't say anything about ugly people. i'll just assume that was brain a fart. kinda like what wiseman's mom had when she decided not to go to the abortion clinic.

babygirl.......I just tell it like it is. Tory is a nasty fat ugly whore who coulndt keep those legs shut. You appear to be offended when I told the truth. A lot of women are whores, face it. You're probably one of them cum buckets.

it seems like she's been "pregnant" for years

oh my.. tori spelling looks like a beast. i mean i know shes pregnant but wow... millions of women are pregnant and they dont look like this. of course no one is a stick wen their pregnant but she looks like shes using her pregnancy as an excuse for gaining a lot of weight. WHAT A TURN OFFF !

#5....15 lbs??? you're wrong on that....

i like how you made it sound like you weren't talking out of your ass by saying "according to doctors" but you're still wrong. normal weight gain can be up to 30 pounds or more.....

she's pregnant.....some women gain more weight than others. who cares? why is this even news? she'll have a team of personal trainers working on her to lose the weight once she gives birth just like all other celebrities (except leah remini).

This makes me scared to get pregnant...yikes

OMG! Did anybody else see her nose? It looks like it fell off and somebody glued it back on and pushed too hard. Good god.

Wow... and poor Tori. If I were her, I'd get my tubes tied as soon as this one pops out. It's pretty bad when your face has cellulite. That's just f'n nasty.

Somebody invent a pillates for Tori's face. Her metabolism must have the productivity of Jerry's Kids...

please, stop with the ugly pics!

Tori Spelling has never been the least bit attractive, and now she's making kids. Poor kids. And she looks AWFUL pregnant & not pregnant. EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!