Feb 19 2007Tom Brady knocks up Bridget Moynahan

Britney looks a lot better in this picture.

yay! im finally the first comment. wow thats, wow loll. so hes with gisele, BUT another woman is pregenant with his baby.. wow he does have super sperm

awwww >=[ i got second. and where the heck do you see a britney> ?

Chick looks like a fine piece but the guy has long moved on.
She is of course thrilled to be now permanently tied to his millions and the payments he'll be making for years.

You gotta love how these women in their late 20s and 30s manage to get magically pregnant to millionaires.

Poor Tom, he's going to be stuck dealing with this woman now.

And I say that as a Jet fan.

nicole, not only were you not first, your second post (#3) shows that you have no sense of humor.

Her nipple is in a weird place.

Gisele got pregnant the first time she had sex that didn't consist of ramming a dildo up the guy's ass (so, right after she broke up with Leo).

that's to be expected, her nipple just went through a bad breakup

not implying that she's a whore, but Tom better get a paternity test before he shells out a cent.

i still don't get why he's with man face gisele. someone better talk some sense into this man. then maybe he could continue to win superbowls.

How much would that suck to find out you got your gf pregnant AFTER you had already broke up with her and moved on to a new girl. I mean, damn that has gotta suck for everyone involved, who try to move on with there lives after a breakup, only to then learn this news.

What a classy broad. She now needs to sign up for WIC like all the other single mother skanks.

Wait, she's 3 months pregnant? Didn't they breakup over Christmas New/Years? Meaning she was like 6 weeks pregnant when they broke up?

PS,

look at those two, that kid is going to be smoking hot!

I guess he's going to have to learn how to scramble.
He's never been sacked so hard in the off season.
I guess he shouldn't have gambled and 'punted'.
Ok. I'm done.

Well, it's better than if Gisele had gotten pregnant.

how cool is that? finding out you're pregnant AFTER you break up with the guy. so like...are giselle and tom gonna break up and him and bridgette get togetther? like for the KID???
~N@ughty

I only know 2 things for sure:

1. By looking at this pic, Tom Brady is obviously going to suffer from male pattern baldness, probably in the next few years.
2. #17 feels pretty strongly about his/her opinion.

The most ethical thing she can do is abort her baby, collect the body parts out of the Planned Parenthood dumpster in a sandwich bag, and then mail it to him like in that movie Se7en. He'll get the point.

If his forehead wasn't so goddamn huge he could get away with just shaving his head instead of revealing the thinning hairline. But either way he's fucking ugly as shit.

Maybe he's the father of Anna Nicole's baby, too.

#17 is just plain creepy. I think he heads his own terrorist splinter cell.

#17 & 19, you two should get together and go on a murderous rampage....sounds like you're dying to!!!
Fucking freaks.....
BTW, who the hell is Tom Brady???

Are these people famous? I know Giselle is a model, but what do these two people do?

I really do think she is hotter than Gissum.

Break up probably went something like this:

"Tom, I'm pregnant."
"Well, are you going to get rid of it or be a total bitch about this?"

Go Pats!

Gisele is a stupid man-faced whore who is nowhere near good enough for Tom. Lets just get that straight.

Second, if you think Tom Brady is ugly you are clearly retarded.

Third, if you don't know who either of these two are, you are even more retarded. Read a goddamned paper once in a while.

Tom Brady is an ugly fuck and this chick is better looking than Gisele.

Who the fuck is Bridget Moynawhawhohan?

Is she in porn?

I have a confession. I think #17 might be the father.

lucky fucking bitch

FUCKING WHORE WASTE OF SPACE! I CHANGE MY MIND AND DONT THROW HIS DICK TO THE LIONS. INSTEAD I TAKE IT AND REPLACE MINE WITH IT SO I CAN HAVE A BIG TURD YANK DICK INSTEAD. HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT! HE WASTES IT ON FUCKING HORSE FACED RETARD! LET ME HAVE IT INSTEAD I WANT ONE AND WONT WASTE LIKE HIM!

man, he's got a big fuckin'head

#34, LOOK AT ME! MY CAPSLOCK IS STUCK...oh wait, I'm just a dipshit!
14 year olds shouldn't be allowed to post. Go whack off inn the bathroom or something!

Brady goes deeeeeeeeeep!

@27

Hey genius! What the fuck kind of bullshit tabloid "paper" do you read where these two nimrods make headlines. Oh, and by the way, he IS ugly, and looks like a low-brow neanderthal.

can i just say something to "STORMY" i made a ">=[" as a joke you dumb jerk, i hope u come back and check this. and second off, i DO have a sense of humor, who the hell do you think you are? and BTW in case you forgot, this is for commenting about THE STARS, not trashing eachother so go to hell, and YOU get a sense of humor cause I was just kidding. dumb BIT**, you dont even know me

#40

nicole, it's going to like totally suck going back to school tomorrow.

Like, right?

They're both ghetto. This is what happens when you listen to too much rap music.

I've never been much of a Brady fan. Have you ever heard him speak? He has a slight case of mushmouth. And yet the thought of his super sperm made my pants move a little.

For some reason this thread is making me laugh alot.

Isnt she the bitchy bartender from coyote ugly?

Who are these assholes?

He told me he couldnt get anyone pregnant. Lying fucking bastard. I will have his forehead shortened for this!

Congratulations to the happy single mom - her family must be so proud.
I am glad two knuckleheads like Tom Brady and Gisele Buncheon (sp?) found each other.
Gisele is a shapeless horse face and Tom Brady is a jackass. Horse for horse.

#17/24/25/30/32/34 you need some mental help, and how bout a bigger vocab other than "horse face slut"

btw...shes hot, hes pretty ugly...so lets hope the baby gets her looks

Wait, why don't people know who she is? THIS SITE showed her MAKING OUT WITH HEATHER GRAHAM like on Friday, how do you forget somebody like that?

@50....this girl was with two girls kissing?!?!, I see thousands upon thousands each week I just can't keep track of every skank that comes along, sorry.

The assholes are a guy with an asshole on his chin and a girl who should have taken it in the asshole to avoid having chin-asshole's bunghole of a baby.

1. He's ugly, I don't care what you say. If he had more hair he might be better...but Seriously, he looks like Bill Murray with a nose job.

2. She's not that hot, but she's not half bad. So I'm not going to call her a horse faced skank.

3. Who the hell cares? Are these people famous in America? Because I've never seen them.

It must be awesome to be pregnant with a guy's kid when he's banging a supermodel.

#16 - No, Gisele & Bridget are going to get together for the kids sake. They can handle it. Tom is a permanent wingman now.
Or maybe he'll hook up with Heather Graham.

This is a man who leads a group of warriors. He was boning that woman on the right, who's old enough to be his mom, so I think he may have killed his dad. I only read the Cliff Notes version and there wasn't any mention of a supermodel on the side; schack...little help?

@53... Hey, lay off Bill Murray.

I really don’t understand why it’s so common to see pro athletes accidentally knocking up broads. With all the money these guys are making you’d figure they’d have their cocks wrapped in five domes in order to avoid the 18 years of child support payments. Guys like Matt Leinart and Brady should be especially careful. As a QB their entire job is to break through defenses. So it reasons that this would be engrained into their DNA. I bet Brady’s sperm stiff-armed Moynahan’s diaphragm while making a run to track down the egg for 6 points. Hopefully Brady doesn't try to resolve the situation by pretending he’s a punter and Moynahan's stomach is the football.

58- Instead of stiff arming the diaphragm, Brady should have dumped off to the Tight End.

I guess it was a 'screen pass'

Brady's very well hung, so after a few initial dumpoffs his tight ends usually convert to wide receivers.

Ban the wiseman TROLL! now!

It was only possible for her to tie herself to Brady's fortune because like a stupid man, he's digging her out daily without a condom and now crying the blues because she's pregnant. "Gee, how did that happen?" caveman Brady asks. Sounds like he should have been more responsible with his sperm.

Avoiding the "keep a nigga" baby trick is very easy: WRAP YOUR DICK TO DODGE "THE TRICK". Men need to be honest with themselves. Instead of fixating on how good barebacking feels, think about how shitty the next 18 years of payments will be. Weekends ruined cause you have to visit those little fuckers you didn't want. New trim is out of the question cause the fucking carseats you have to cart around are cockblocking just as hard as your bastards kids are.

You know when you meet a woman if you'd want to have kids with her. If not, "STICK YOUR DICK IN A CONDOM". If you choose not too and she gets pregnant, STFU doofus. You brought it on yourself.

No jokes about the quarterback sneak or the two-point conversion? Damn, ya'all are slipping.

If only Brady had been that accurate against the Colts. Oh, well, baseball season's coming...Go Red Sox!

#52 No one makes the case for mandatory vasectomies for football players like Brian Urlacher. Not only did that guy not dodge the bullet, he caught it right between the eyes. At least Brady knocked up a human being; Urlacher's ex was so skanky she whored herself for Michael "Lord of the Dance" Flatley. How he could hit that is beyond me.

Four words.

"Tom, you Da Man!"

Don't know who the guy is and don't care. He looks slightly Downs syndrome...but I totally agree w/#57 here and say: guys if you won't or don't want no babies, then wrap that dick in super-strength Glad Flexie trashbags! Shit, I give this same advice to my own son, given that his dad didn't do the same. Since that stupid fucking diaphram my ancient codger doctor gave me wasn't worth a plug nickel.

and for guy's who impregnate then leave a gal who's knocked up [list of celebs who do same is getting longer every day]: I hope your dick falls off. And for women who get preggers by some arsehole who leaves you: you need to be sterilized because you're a lousy picker of men and chose to get pregnant by a troll masquerading as a real man. And your womb booger needs to be picked before you spew it out, thereby collecting 18 yrs worth of payments for 9 months of spawn squatting.

Tom Brady is from...France...

Brady is a great quarterback for the New England Patriots.
Bridget is a lucky whore who just hit the lottery right between her legs.

So there you have it.

#43 you forgot #29. Tom Brady needs to put a sock on it. The world doesn't need another kid being neglected by his father. And looking at his Neandrathal fivehead, forget the sock and get a vasectomy.

She's 35 years old. She's lying. She's
not pregnant. She's doing the "Hail Mary"
routine. Tom, just ignore her...this is another desperate cry for attention!!

I realize that this is Superfish and normally I'm as superficial as the next one, but I can't help myself.

Did it occur to anyone that maybe, just MAYBE, she might keep the baby because she WANTS a baby? (As opposed to being a money grubbing whore.)

I mean, come on, she may not be worth trillions, but the girl's earned enough to live on without having to take a spot at McDonald's.....

i don't understand why some of you are attacking tom brady all of a sudden because the ex gf is pregnant. i mean, tom brady didn't leave her, he didn't break up the relationship, SHE DID!! so what if she's pregnant, it's not like she's poor and will be in line at the food stamp, or welfare line, geez! if anyone should be attacking anybody, it should be her. it's her loss and if she's pregnant...hellooooooooooooooo..file child support, it's not that hard.

#66--If she keeps the baby and only wants Tom to admit it's his and play father, I'd buy that it's all about the mommy role, because then she's not out for money and as you said, is financially capable of supporting the kid herself.

Otherwise, nope.

Wait a minute...you can really beat up a tiger?

Does anybody else know that she is hot?

Funny how she got pregnant about the time they broke up. Also, I love how it's his fault. Like she wasn't there, on her back, spread wide without a condom. Stupid Twat. She's really hot though. I actually like her even better than Gizsmell. I said Jiz smell. Funny.

Tom Brady is a douche.

Tom, may your forehead grow like the mighty oak!

Bridget Moynahan is way better looking than Gisele, without a doubt (and more talented). The bottom line is, this kid will have access to the best schools, the best vacations, the best of everything. Even if these two were still together, the kid would most likely be with a nanny alot anyway, because of their careers. Therefore, lets not feel too badly for the offspring. It will have the best of both worlds.

Why is everyone assuming it's Bridget Moynahan's fault? Why should the birth control failing, if that's the reason why she got pregnant, be the result of her not taking the pills? If Tom Brady was so firm on not getting anyone pregnant, he should have also used a condom. What a dork!

First of all, some of you people need a math lesson. There is nothing super about sperm that gets someone pregnant while they are dating. She is 3 months along.

Second, you sexist freaks out there who decided this woman (35 and successful at that) will bear and raise a child for money are fools. She has plenty of money, and I can just about guarantee you dorks out there criticizing her would be calling her a babykiller if she had terminated the pregnancy. Because for some reason you don't see women as human beings. There is a group therapy session out there with your names all over it.

geez....well, i guess bridget's got a steady paycheck now even though her career sucks...