Feb 20 2007Tom Brady and Bridget Moynahan fight, Gisele eats

So much for their supposed "break up".

maybe bridget's fetus was the appetizer.

What are they gonna do about Gisele's face?

nothing wrong with hitting and quitting...and keeping a baby in the process.

Reason why Tom Brady is as smart as a squirrel:

He leaves Bridget because she wanted to settle down and he takes up with Gisele, who dumped her longterm boyfriend because he wouldn't settledown. Sounds like Brady made the wrong choice. He should be banging Leo.

"And since nobody cares about Tom Brady or Bridget Moynahan"...

Are you serious? You're one of those guys who was never good at sports and tries to downplay its relevance in american culture (especially male, american culture). So go put on some more flavored lip gloss a practice your "Hit me baby on more time" dance routine and write another article on Brittainy's new hemoroid, with a snappy comment at the end. Pussy.

She could eat Bridget's baby. If she were a dingo, of course.

This is the first post about a celebrity I give two shits about. Put down the Late' and pick up a baseball glove once in a while. Pussy. So dismissive of people's interest in Tom Brady, one of the best ever at what he does.

@5... Tee hee!

Tom and Gisele have big... head.. face... things.

Nope, still don't know who this people are and still don't give a rat's ass.

Three years together and their birth control method fails the month they break up? Whatever the sequence of events, sounds like her attempt to get a commitment/ring failed.

These are boring people. And unattractive.

#6/8 - Ramblebrook, do you have Tom as your "fantasy" quarterback by any chance? Or do you play center for the Patriots and have developed a certain...closeness? (btw teh ghey name, why not just go by Rumblebutt?)

#11

women aren't so much concerned with the ring like they use to be back when having a bastard was a "bad" thing. now it's only bad if the father is poor. today a woman can have a "trap" baby and can live the good life without having to deal with "marriage" crap like washing your laundry, laughing at your stale jokes, and pretending you're the best lover EVER. hell, mick jagger pays $35k a month on the last bastard he fathered.

Brady never could call his own plays, and he obviously didn't expect the 'Hail Mary' cumming.

@8 I wasted many years playing baseball and basketball for the reason most american youths do, to please their pieces of shit "sportsfreak" dads.
In my experience the biggest fans are the fattest loudest douchebags who've never played a game in their lives. So cram it up your ass sporto.

Ramblebrook waved his limited edition genuine game quality football at Tom Brady for an autograph and got snubbed. He has now become Stan.

Who is that in the pic, Bridget or Gisele? Whoever it is, she's pretty hot!

#13- Good name sugestion coming from "Madden's Gay Busdriver". I'm not really even a Brady fan, just don't understand the man's dismissal of his celebrity because he doesn't care about sports. The guys still famous.
But if some hollywood whore (not even the Holy Trinity of Brittany/Lindsey/Paris) so much as leans forward and shows a roll outside a Starbucks, its front page fucking news. (btw, very gay name, why not just go by John Madden's gay butt driver)?

#6, no the fish is right, nobody really cares. just a tip, you're not supposed to apply the steroid cream directly to your forehead.

@16... AND the fans wear those dorky jerseys and whatnot. I mean, I've seen a lot of tubby guys claiming to be 'Brady' or whoever the hell. I didn't realize how much those athletes let themselves go in the off season.

"Support the team" - Putty.

#8...not sure how you equate a baseball glove with football, or are you thinking of more of a gerbil catching mitt

#14
What women? I was talking about the failed actress from the story above, go dust off your ERA crap somewhere else. As for the stale jokes, didn't see any, but here's one.

Knock, knock...Piss off

PS - in your senario, your HERO is having a baby to increase her income. Ring or not, Bravo

Bridgette, so much for that pathetic ploy to trap a man. Join the Mary Louise Parker, Liz Hurley and Scary Spice club.
Tom is a cad... all those steroids destroyed his pea brain.
Gawky Gisele... 14 lbs...wow what a blimp; now she needs to work on her face so she looks like the feminine one of the new loving couple. That face is harsh.

#16, #21 - You don't find it ironic that a bunch of shallow people that follow ever step of some celebrity (whose usually a fuck up) and then put their two cents in on a daily basis, can completely shit on the idea of being a sports fan or following a team and its players?
To the women, I know you guys live on gossip, so I get it. To the men, let go of your highschool years and the grudge you have against the Jocks that picked on you for wearing tight shirts and black nail polish. Not every sportsfan is that guy.

#22- not equating the two, just deviating from football to bring in sports as a whole. I have nothing to say to you, your comment was actually funny.

Brady's a PIMP.

Period.

@25... You're right, sports players are just as retarded as any other celebrity and deserve to be treated the same.

#23

you said:
"As for the stale jokes, didn't see any, but here's one. Knock, knock...Piss off"

i have to agree with you that was indeed lame and stale. you should really be proud. BRAVO.

i didn't say i condoned these women's behavior. i made fun of their perspective. you ASSumed you knew my intention and therefore you now look like an ASS.

stop taking things on this board so personally. it's not about YOU.
BUT, WAIT.....let me guess. some bronze-digger hit you up for child support cause you skeeted in her raw so now you have to pick up extra shifts at walmart to make ends meet. use your discount wisely. buy condoms then you won't have these problems anymore.

#17, wonderful. I don't care about these 2 people either. However I am a young vain female so the thought of Gisele morphing into The Blob holds immense satisfaction for me.

Who is Tom Brady? Seriously.

And, Ramblebrook, if his appearance on this site marks the first time you've been interested, why are you here? I just mention it because I wouldn't go to the Thinly Veiled Homosexuality Sports Blog and then be surprised when the regulars didn't give a shit about Britney's shaved head.

It looks like Moynahan tried the good ole 'keep a playa' baby and it didn't work. At least the cheques will be rolling in soon.

#28

skeeted in her raw - nice, back off fellas she's probably taken.

Must have hit the old "20 year old girl stepping out on her own" nerve cause you've got your A game standup comedy working now. Don't let Chappelle know you rip him off.

Anonimity is a wonderful thing, sure makes it easy to be brave. You are woman, hear you roar!

As for the - Lame in bed, poor, stale jokes, dirty laundry, walmart..

Your right, nothing personal there. Why would anyone take that personally? Especially when it is directed at them? Crazy stuff.

Big question would be, do you have a point? Or just another jab about the failed life and the poor job of a man you have never met? Have you ever thought of a morning radio show, add a horn to your shtick and you may have something.

Either way, why don't you get back to first year womens studies class at Akron State community college, oh yeah and piss off.

14 pounds is a lot of hamburger. She doesn't look emaciated so it must be true that the camera "adds 10 pounds". DEAR GOD!! that means Nicole Richie looks like Skeletor.

The only place Tom fucked up was staying with any of these fake ass bitches for more than one night.

Bang that ass, squirt it in her eye, and leave on the next thing moving.

They calculate BMI by weight and height, and to be "ideal" you have to score between 18.5-22.5. If she's 5'10, she'd have to weigh 130 just to hit 18.5, which means if they told her to gain 14 pounds she only weighs 116! Yikes.

116!!???

Lard-ass.

I don't....?!?!?are you the jock or the guy wearing the nail polish. Or maybe you are both? Who's the one who came here with a hard-on for some doode?

Oh, wait, I know who you were in HS, you were the one smelling our jockstraps and trying to "sneek a peek" in the shower.

Take it outside homo.

post #37 was in for #25, Ramblebrook our resident, ahem.....sportsperson.

#30 Good point Mrs. T. For one, I enjoy the nude/semi-nude pics of celebs, and I like the train wreck that is low self-esteem, judgemental women talking shit about people (especially about their weight) who look better than they ever will on the Thinly Veiled I Eat To Make Myself Feel Better Because I hate My Mom gossip blog.

#37- Be easy Buddy. Turn off the Depeche Mode and stop crying. i hit the nail on the head didn't I? I'm sorry, but I didn't have a hard on for some "doode", just surprised that no one gave him the same interest they would a no talent whore. I would say the same about Anthony Hopkins or Stephen Hawkings, or someone else at the pinacle of their field. Stop judging and get past the hate you've developed from the years of ridicule from the male community as a whole.

Ramblebrook... Ok, so Tom Brady is a great football player. Great. Well he's also a dick. He either a)knocked up his girlfriend of 3 years and broke up with her or b)found out after the fact and called her a whore. Either way, he's not exactly charming. I'd say the same thing about Stephen Hawkings or Anthony Hopkins.

she does NOT need to gain 14 pounds. that's ridiculous. that is why these people are famous. because they are not average-- which in our society equates bring obese. if you want to look at average people... watch tyra banks or browse through lane bryant ads. don't watch runway shows.

cheers to the skinny people.

#32

oooh, you are fun to play with. i see why all the ladies just love your two shiny pennies.

#32

p.s. in 2003 chappelle did s "skeet" skit but that was a YEAR after lil jon and the east side boys released the song "get low" which first introduced the term so TECHNICALLY, chappelle borrowed it from someone else so i really doubt he'll mind me using it now.

#41- Your arguement is actually rational and based on a valid personal opinion. You don't deserve an imature rebuttal.
Unfortunately, I think she did try the old have-his-baby-to-keep-him trick. And is therefore a selfish bitch (check #11). Way to set that child up for lifelong daddy issues and then spend the next 18 years telling the him/her how bad of a father he is.
If he left her before he knew she was pregnant, you can't hold anything against him unless he bails on the kid.
If he knew she was pregnant and then dumped her, he's a dick and I have to agree with Lustpockets at #34.

#40...You are still the one who came here with a hard-on for some doooooooode. It's right there, you are the one who brought up nail polish, and now you are the one who brings up depeche mode.

Come on, keep it coming, what else?

Ugh, Gisele. So played out. How about that commercial that her and all the Vicki's Secret Angels were doing for Valentine's Day, when they were describing things like the "Perfect Man" and their "First Kiss"?

And Gisele's talking about her first kiss and says in that ridiculously annoying accent of hers " ... and den, his teeth, dey hit with my teeth ... hehehehe". Yeah, really cute. They hit teeth. I'd love to present her with a brick wall and have her teeth hit that instead. Bitch.

Tom Brady is the starting quarterback for the NE Patriots. He came in for Drew Bledsoe as kind of a fluke when Bledsoe was injured, and they happened to win the Super Bowl that year. Oddly enough, that was the year Britney Spears went batshit for him and publically said so, and she was still even hot enough to hit then. He used to be pretty hot, so I don't know what's up with the Geico Caveman pics.

I personally think she got pissed when he hooked up with Gisele instead of weeping into his celibacy when she dropped him. Pretty convenient that she got pregnant about the same time he hooks up with someone hotter than her. Add to the fact that she announces it to the post and I smell attention whore.

Get a paternity test, man.

You know what, nevermind, my mistake, you don't have a gay crush on Tom Brady at all...

14 pounds?! she had to GAIN that to reach the 5'9/123lb thing? are you kidding me? i'm 5'3 and i weigh 110 and people still think i'm too skinny.

models are fucking gross man.

You gotta love chicks in their late 20s and 30s who magically get pregnant when the relationship is over.

And when the guy hits the door and then months later is in the news with another girl, she announces, announces mind you that she and her ex-boyfriend are going to be parents.

Way to go Bridget, you're all class. And by class I mean a whore who loses her birth control pills around Christmas because she knows there's not going to be a good gift or Valentines Day again with the guy.

She's playing the Lotto ticket. Dig in to his millions babe and pray your paternity test holds up with his DNA on it.

#46- You're right Slim. Hard on/respect for a man's success after going from an obscure back-up to winning the superbowl 3 times, same difference.
And I did bring up the black finger nails, tight shirts and Depeche Mode. They are all references to describe you in your formitable years, when you developed your hatred for heterosexual men and your penchant for shitting on skinny women to make yourself feel better.

#51- Sheva, you got it exactly right.

I think Ramblebrook missed two liiiiittle clues. One, the strikeout line through Tom Brady's name, and Two, the high level of sarcasm the writer was conveying in the original post. Re-read before you get in blog fights, seriously. The author's strikeout makes your first post a specious argument. And your failed analogies just waste time. Want to hate on hipsters and people that wear nail polish? Start your own blog. I read the comment section because 1/5 are funny--stop lowering the status quo. The website's called THE SUPERFICIAL. It's going to be about superficial celebrity news--so seriously let the author make the jokes.

#53 The only thing Ramblebrook missed was eighth-grade English. Fucking hoopdog.

Sorry it took me so long to respond, Ramalamadingdong...I had to truck downtown for a video shoot. Which obviously is impossible to validate in cyberspace. But it's funny that you chose the world's lamest insult while I was working. I love the "fat chick" comeback, it shows a complete lack of originality.

Keep up the good work!

I have a penis.
I am straight.
I would have sex with Tom Brady in a second.

To put it another way, if Tom came up to me and said "Look, I need you to have massive amounts of homosexual intercourse with me tonight in order to win tomorrow," my pants would be on the ground before he go to the last five words.
Most men in MA feel this way.

If this blog became solely about Tom Brady and his magic adventures, I would still read it. In fact, I would probably read it more times a day.

Ramblebrook - you know about Deadspin, right? The original commenters there, on a bad day, were 100 times better than the best here. They've opened up the blog to lots more commenters so it's hit-or-miss now, but in any given thread there's better stuff than a week's worth of material here. And by "here" I mean the Superfish back about 6 months ago.

55. Hi, my name's, ... "Tom". Though I'm not actually an NFL quarterback, I do like to watch football a whole lot, and I look pretty hot in my #12 Brady jersey.

So, what do you say, Joe?

@52, dude what I apparently failed to convey is this, IN MY OPINION, having participated in more than one sport in my youth, sports are IRRELEVANT and contribute NOTHING, ZERO, NADA, to the betterment of society.

Just like other celebrities sports people are whiny, overpaid and ultimately useless to the world.I'll admit, I still enjoy one hobby though (which some call a sport)it's drag racing and I've owned several 5.0 Mustangs (you'll just have to take my word for it) but do I come here and start masturbating to the NHRA Winternational's Champion? NO, cause it's ultimately a waste of time and money like all sports, and/or hobbies.

So, sorry if I don't get excited about Tom Whatshisface. This is the Superficial and that's what we do.

And to the rest of the whiners, there is one constant on EVERY FUCKING FORUM "the good o'l days gang" Things were always better some romanticized time ago. FUCK YOU, that's bullshit, you are the same kind of people who complained in the first computer newsgroup about the good old days when you would tape your comments on paper on the bulletin board down at the student union. STFU or leave 'cause you sure as hell ain't contributing shit.

#57 I am not going to have "formitable years". I run 3 miles and take vitamins and eat right. I might pay attention to Tom Brady if he poses in pantyhose like Joe Namath - I kind of remember that but I was a kid.

i meant #52

#55--Yeah, seen it, married it. Though my husband and his friends would be more: "Well, maybe not preseason or regular season, but championship? Sure. Let me get the lube."

The way I look at it, professional athletes deserve at least some props over quasi-celebrities like Paris because with them, it doesn't matter who or what they fuck, if they can't catch-throw-kick-hit or whatever they have to do, they don't make it to the pros.

And anyone who uses the terms 'drag-racing' and "Mustang 5.0" together needs to go buy a Mopar before they tell anyone else what's up.

keep it up tom brady, keep it up.

(i'm sure it's not hard...oh oh, another chance for a bad pun, should i? no i'll leave it be)

Hey "Brook", I've recently had the opportunity to be surrounded by that "relevant male american sports culture" you're talking about. They're digging ditches for my new landscaping. Glad all that highschool football practice paid off. At least they're more useful than this Tom Brady you speak of.

BTW, sounds like Brady is as much of a dumb ho as Moynihan. If you don't take responsibility for your own birth control, no sense in crying afterwards. Unless she hacked off his left nut and squeezed out the sperm to impregnate herself, Brady has only himself to blame.

Oh, dude...if only she did. That video would outsell ALL of the sex tapes.

whoa . . . massive cleft chin on that dude / chick!

BRIDGTE MOYNAHAN IS A STUPID WHORE WHO COULDNT KEEP HER LEGS SHUT. WHY DID SHE WANT TO FUCK THAT POTATO HEADED RETARD??? HE LOOKS LIKE A WINDOW LICKER. I HOPE SHE DOES THE DECENT THING AND HAS AN ABORTION. FUCKING SLUT.

@61....hahaha I'm not telling anyone if anything is up or down. And I've got nothing against Mopars, my grandma drove one, hell I remember having one of their minivans somewhere around here, very practical.

So Gisele, how does it feel? Not even being raised by perfect parents can prevent you from ending up with a douchebag of a boyfriend.

is kingnormandy's real name tom leykis?

#58 - ^5, man.

The sports culture goes to absurd levels of worship over activity that's really nothing but a stupid game.

And nearly every guy playing is an overpaid jerk with a hugely over-inflated sense of entitlement.

I hate to piss on the trolls but.... do they not realize that the "And since no one cares about ___blank___ here are some pictures of ____random hot chick___," is a VERY common Superfish segue?

My point is that it shouldn't be taken personally that "no one cares about Tom Brady". Get a grip. You're showing your ignorance of this site by being such a whiny baby.

ha ha...he got used - hard!