Feb 12 2007Tara Reid looks really smart

Doh...

I can't believe I used to want to fuck her...*shudder* although you have to admit she looked pretty damn fine in Van Wilder... oh fuck just shoot me now.

hard to know from the pic on the far left whether she spits or swallows.

Stupid chicks really put out.

Me likee.

I love that last pic

"Hey you guys, it's me! Tara Reid! I'm famous!.......You guys??"

So she's on the press, paparazzi and fan side of the fence...

""Like no, really I'm Tara Reid - I'm s'posed to be "the list", I'm famous, really.... let me in.""

p911gt10c - jinx buy ya a coke.

Trolley- Great minds thinks alike.

I'd rather listen to Michael Jackson's new single than look at this trainwreck.

It would have to be real dark in the club and I'd have to have just made a bet that I'd get blown in the bathroom. Other than that... (vomits).

I'd fuck this slut and spunk in her face just for the sake of it.

Lmao.

I have a question, How many years can pass before a person isn't allowed to reference a past job as a reason you should know them?

Example. How much longer can Tara reid say "I'm Tara Reid, I was in the movie American Pie" to try to get into a club?

You guys all suck!

Tera has 3 Major, major movies coming out this year. She is a big star and is just going to get bigger.

Land of Canaan (2007) (post-production) .... Amy
Senior Skip Day (2007) (post-production) .... Ellen Harris
Clean Break (2007) (completed) .... Julia McKay

OWNED

Anexio, straight to DVD doesn't count. I'm sure Circuit City and Best Buy decided not to include them in the pre-order system.

ZANNA IS A STRIPPER AND A WHORE!!!!!

Say what you will, but she's a super pretty girl, and could still carve out a decent career in romantic comedies.

she looks fine,

If she's SOOOOOOOOO unfamous why does this site report on every single thing she does? It looks like all she did hear was were a decent dress and show up for an event not looking intoxicated...somehow The Superficial thinks its news

#17 - You may be right. Just, for the love of my eyes, NO NUDE SCENES.

ZANNA IS A STRIPPER AND A WHORE!
BITCH GONNA SUCK MY COCK IN BODYMORE!!
I'LL BE BACK LATER SO I CAN GLOAT!
GONNA CUM IN HER FACE AND SLIT HER THROAT!!!

What's up with the dude behind her? He looks like a Dick Tracy villian; "FlatFace"!

I bet HE gave her a flatface.

@17

Ummmm. . .no romantic comedy actress should have a voice which betrays a two-pack-a-day and two-cocks-a-night habit. The country learned its lesson on Kathleen Turner.

She could star in Aliens IV. It'd be very believable when the little alien is about to pop out of her stomach.

You know, I used to think all the crazy shit Tara Reid did was some desperate cry for help from a tragic, lost soul who was desperately unhappy with life and herself. Looking in her eyes, however, I'm now coming around to thinking she's just borderline retarded.

re: #20 - "Comments will be moderated and obnoxious or promotional comments may be removed." I guess the key word there is "may"...

I know that's not the real Stallion up there...but nice try, fuckhead.

#20 - Email naked pics of yourself and your stool to people you don't know? No wait that's Wally.

RichPort troll in 3.... 2.... 1....

Zanna, don't encourage him by saying Nice Try. Encourage him by sending him a letter bomb or express mailing him anthrax. Or a vial of AIDS infected semen... you know, a virus to kill a virus.

ok, i love mocking the drunken hurricane of disaster that is tar reid as much as anyone else---maybe more, but we need to be fair here:

in the large photo she has a look on her face as though someone said something confusing to her, and she was just taken aback.

now, my guess is that a friend from the correct side of the metal barrier wanted to get her attention and yelled, "tara,you're on the wrong side of the bar!"

what tara clearly heard was, "tara, you're going back to mars!" and she thought to herself (which would explain the dumb founded look): "wow, i need to get smarter friends. i'm from jersey, not mars---duh...what a dumbass..."

@20 Your jealousy is showing........

I'm not as good at poems as my troll but I'll try.......

Wally likes cock in his ass
He's asked all of us
but we all passed
He crys like a little bitch
because he has no friends
Every single day
he swears it's the end
I wouldn't be surprised
if he likes boys too
I read something about him here
about a whole Boy Scouts troop
One of these days
he should pull that trigger
but much like his life
he just fakes it like a wigger.........

I can't get my hands on AIDS infected semen. How about AIDS infected sea-men?

Zanna, you leave Wally's dad out of this!

Insert Foghorn sound here......LOL

Hey, haters of Wally... you'd be pissy too if you lost your balls in a freak pepto-bismol misunderstanding.

@34Pinky- That's why I love you........

23--I'd never say something that pedestrian.

If you want to go off-topic for the thread, please take it over to Ferret's. Thank you.

My comments are the same as my favorite pastime: cutting.

#14 Anexio......

Her last movie Incubus, didn't even make it straight to video, they had to offer it as a download. Can you notice a difference there between her and somebody like say, Parker Posey that although her movies aren't blockbusters, are well regarded small movies. "National Lampoon's Senior Skip Day" won't be on two VERY important lists.
First List it won't be on
List of movies that critics like

Second list it won't be on:
Lists of movies that will actually open in a theater.

So there ya go. You can put shit into a pair of heels and a some blond hair extensions it's still shit.

Wally's pets are now emaciated.. or anally violated. Or both.

If you want to troll everyone on the thread, please take it over to Perez Hilton's.
Fuck you!!

Am I the only one that thinks this article is just filler between Anna Nicole posts?

I am so sick of Tara Reid and her big fake flapjack boobs. And vapid facial expressions. And drunken antics.

Tara Reid isn't very smart ofcourse.She took her remote-control from home with her and now she's expecting she can also open this gate with.On photo 4 from the left,finally the quartercoin fell when she realised her remote-control doesn't help.

(44)Life can be so disappointing...

What a beautiful disaster.
I love the way she keeps getting back on that horse. She's either very determined, very ballsy, very oblivious, or just plain DRUNK ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!!!

god can she look any more desparate? she is the poster child for "used up drunk skeet pit". why hasn't she died off already?

Is that Buzz Lightyear standing behind her in the the last pic?

lol, 48.

She has mad plaque on the third photo.
Egh, gingivitis.

Back in her prime I used to think she was pretty. Now I just... don't...

42--no you are not

this story is worthless

after seeing all these britney posts, tara's starting to look pretty damn good....and smart...and clean....this is a sick, sad day

To be fair... she has looked *MUCH* worse...

"C'mon guys...I'm really Tara Reid! Go find the the manager and he'll vouch for me. I'm famous and people like me!!!!"

Could I kindly request that smelly whore cunt Zanna #26 and her limp dick pussy-whipped boyfriend Italian Stallion #16 take their problems elsewhere?

What a couple of shitwads. Fucking pukes like these should get back together again and kill each other. Who needs asswipes like them on this site anyway?

#51 worthless?! Hardly. Be more observant. That damn cheap jewelry does not match that dress and it doesn't match each other. Her whole outfit looks like it came from a garage sale. She's pretty kind of. But PLEASE let this be a lesson on how NOT TO DRESS. God that outfit makes me SICK.

Hmm, she doesn't seem able to smile properly...

"17. Posted by CirceNYC on February 12, 2007 10:55 AM

Say what you will, but she's a super pretty girl, and could still carve out a decent career in romantic comedies."

If by 'Romantic Comedies', you mean; 'Soft Core Porn', I agree.

oh mi gosh. I wish i was as smart-looking as tara reid!! these pics are classic except this time she should have done the stupid face and shown her tits again to the world ;]
NOT.

WHAT A FUKIN SKANK

well she doesnt look totally wasted like in most of her pics.. but i dont doubt that she had a couple in her by the looks of the first pic

wat does she do now??wat is she known for that people remember or care about?? only thing i remember is the boob incident where they say it looked like a wolf chewed it sideways

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE NEXT PARIS HILTON
prediction:she will make a sex tape so she will be "embarrassed" and "mad" its everywhere in stores!!

Or...

she will go to jail

Her only options

She might as well have "I'm a moron" written with a black marker on her forehead.

this broad is just like every other skank whore in New Jersey bars.Drunk and easy,take a number.

Wow... now there's a winner. First she's scarred for life, literally with the far from perfect boob job and the warped liposuctioned tummy she's been blessed with. No wonder everytime this borad has a picture taken, she's never with a man. Tara, maybe next time only go for 3 lines of coke and not 4... especially on the night of the event... gosh!

Last suckers!!!!!!!!!!!

she's just a disaster