Feb 19 2007Tara Reid looks decent in her bikini

did she have salad bowls inmplanted into her chest?

She seems to be walking carefully as to not fall down.

oh snap! I was first? That's never happened to me. My life is now complete.

thank you Tara!!!! i always hoped shed turn herself back into "Vikki" from american pie and/ or whoever she played in van wilder!!!!
she looks HOT here! nice legs too. hot caramel on legs, my friends!

Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet, gentlemen...that ass needs lots of work.

Can you say, 'God Dahm'

I'd give her the old in out in a heart beat

I guess she's just taking a well deserved break from all those scripts she has to read.

Shouldn't she be covered up or something?

Plastic melts in high temperatures.

cocaine does a body good.

in other news, lindsay lohan still has the best coke in hollywood

I guess I could tap it without throwing up inside my HazMat suit.

No, you know what, I'm still gonna wait for a health certificate.

She looks half-human, half-monster. I'm scared. And amused.

Don't get me wrong...I'd hop on her in a second. That being said, however, her body still looks a little weird. It almost seems like she is in the advanced stages of recovering from liposuction.

Please, even that fat dude with the sunglasses is unimpressed.

She looks good. =]

It's like the universe is balancing itself out with Britney turning into a trainwreck and Tara Reid turning into a normal human.

I don't know if 'better' means 'good' in this case.

Severe case of noassatol.

She needs ass implants more than anything.

Good for her.

...slut...

Does this chick have a purpose?

#23...

Yes, she is a cum repository...

Fake Boobs: $12,000
Hair extensions: $7000
Lipo: $4500
Teeth Whitening: $1200
Swimsuit: $550
World still thinking you're an ugly, drunken, disgusting whore: Priceless.

You know how runners have those muscular butts with the side dimple due to all that training? Looks like Tara just bought herself one, albeit from a doctor and not from a fitness coach. First 6-pack abs courtesy of liposuction and now an attempt at a fit looking behind. Is she that adverse to exercise? Lazy bitch. It's still as flat as a pancake, though.

Nope - can't see myself around that stomach yet. Still looks deformed from all angles.

lol #23

Sorry ... #24, not #23.
jrz still has her funny moments though. ;^)

Hey #25, you stupid fuck,

The 90s called and they want their joke back.

C'mon, you goof. Priceless jokes? Why not try a wassup joke too.

Idiot.

Decent? If that's decent, I have the body of a grade A porn star.

Hey #25,

The 90s called and they want their joke back. Priceless jokes? C'mon you goof. Why not try a wassup joke too.

Lame.

See, you made me repeat myself. I need a latte and foot rub.

On a more on-topic note, Tara looks good. I'm no carpet muncher but I'd nibble that fur-pie.

Nice double up

and #29

congratulations on making fun of someone for using a ridiculously overused joke, with another ridiculously overused joke.

Are we SURE that this is Tara and not her little sister?

If it IS Tara, then just what is it she does? I seriously think that she very quietly flies around fucking wealthy Japanese businessmen. Because she doesn't make that much money anymore and yet is ALWAYS at some resort or another hanging out.

I think it goes like that....Hi, Yes, we rep Tara Reid...sure, uh huh, yeah, anything but kissing. Ok, winn Hotel March 3rd through the 6th, yes sir I've got that down, she'll be there.

Snap

I was there and let me tell you, her body looks great. Not up close, of course, the restraining order won't expire for another six weeks but thank goodness for telephoto lenses. And, by great, I mean that her body mostly stayed together the whole time she was out in the sun. Funny thing, she kept asking someone to turn the light down. The lifeguard said, "Umm, that's the sun." I think so, anyway. Boom mikes are so touchy. She says, "I don't care who's it is, just turn it down." So cute. You just want to pinch her little cheeks. And, by that I mean that we would all like to tie her to a large object and throw her into a pond. Or a big vat of oatmeal. Mmmm, with tapioca and vanilla pudding, yeah...

@37... "Umm, that's the sun." Well done sir.

#39 I agree. It's funny cause it's true!

>29, 31, 32<

What? Was the Dick Sucking Convention not in town today? Quit posting under my name you useless piece of shit. Go back to the dumpster where you were concieved and hang yourself.

Worthless troll.

Nice cover up

I wish an angry badger would bite Danielle in the pussy. That would be funny.

FUCK.YOU.

period♥

another train wreck ...have another cigarette or some shooters. Nice implants... they look more like goiters. She might want to invest in butt cheek implants and more lipo to give the appearance of a waistline.

Careful folks, Danielle is on her period. I think. Looks that way from here. Man, gotta clean this telescope. Anybody got a rag? I got plenty of spit.

46.

Seriously Fungus, get on with your sucicide attempts would ya?

I don't care she's still an uninteresting skank.

Basically she is just an very strange and angry little person who probably has not seen the sun in 3 years and the only people she can get one up over are the faceless ones she picks fights with here on the fish (who in reality are really only here to bitch about celebrities! Chur!) Oh the humility!

Isn't Tara just another Paris Hilton clone? Or just an average bimbo snail trail? Tis hard to tell the players apart anymore without a program. Of course Slitney Smears did step ahead of the pack with her new *"Neo nazi bookcamp makeover" (*Courtesy of Empire Records)

#49 I think she's about 12, too. She found that heart icon and uses it everywhere, even after "fuck you"! Wait untill she figures out how to dot her "i"s with it.

Clete:
Where is my damn response to my e-mail? I thought that would give you a Monday morning belly laugh. Gives you another reason for you and Air Force Dude to laugh at me.

She's still gross. Girls like this are a dime a dozen (at least around here). Very plain and boring.

She looks alright but she is still a stupid drunk.

Looking better than Britney Spears is not hard to do these days.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupp?

woooooooooooooooooooooooooosssssssuuuuuuuuppp!

I don't know what criteria we are supposed to be using to judge her value, but she is continually displayed in the public eye. She's not a good actress, she's not smart. Does she sing?

Well if she's to be judged on looks alone, she's a solid 6.5

Only decent movie acting she did was in American Pie when she got her beaver munched. She makes a better porn star than movie actress.

come on, fiddyfi, whip it out, don't make me beg

@57... Don't forget The Big Lebowski. She played a dumb whore really well.

Someone needs to say it for the record: Past roles, drinking history, Carson Daly etc. notwthstanding, she looks gorgeous.

@59...you are shitting me? She was in The Big L?!?!

I'm gonna check it out. That gives her automatic points in my book, man.

Once when I was a kid I had the misfortune of barging into a room at my family's beach house, and seeing my grandpa changing into his swimsuit. I know he was an organ donor, but I had no idea that Tara got his ass when he died.

does anyone else think she sometimes looks like a Who from Whoville?

It's too bad somebody stole her ass, it really tied her body together.

@61...Nope, not shitting you. When I first saw it I don't think it registered, since I had no clue she existed. I watched it again literally the other night. She plays the old, fat, rich guy's wife. She's not in it much, so she doesn't have a chance to ruin it.

#48 & 59 - Tara or DamYell?
#55 -
Chad: "Hey, Brett! What are YOU doing?"
Brett: "Sitting here watching the market recap, drinking an import."
Chad: "You are correct. YOU ARE COR-RECT!"

>^)

@35 Spindoc, there is NO way your theory is not true.

And the way she looks she must be doing some nasty, perverted shit, like fucking pygmies and bushmen or Yaks and shit. All for the amusement of asian and ex soviet bloc millionaires.

I think Britney and Tara are having a "Freaky Friday" experience.

her bellybutton is all fucked-up-looking, though.

i wonder how much money she has spent to look this "good"????

i bet her friends spend a lot of time helping her out when she gets stuck inside the toilet seat.

With a rebel yell she cried whore, whore, whore

I think the best for Tara Reid is a pitch and feather treatment.For sure it will give her career a boost and she'll feel herself very comfortable because it's her own culture.

great, #71 just conjured sid...i'm guessing "lipo in the wind" this time...

Also, BarbadoSlim... I went through the 'Huh, weird, I guess she's not all bad'. Then back to, 'Why did the Coens put her in a movie?' It's very confusing.

When did she get ass implants?

I'll suck yer cock for fifty dollars.

@74...I'm renting TBL as soon as possible. I just NEED to see how she managed not to fuck up one of my favorites movies. The Coen Bros. are gods they even managed to make me watch Julianne Moore.

She has saggy, fat kneecaps.

http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/02/tara-reid-bacara-resort-bikini-02.jpg

WISEMAN MUST DIE
What a fucktard

@76... The Coens are amazingly talented. I could go on and on. I was just as surprised as you are that she was in Lebowski. I guess they just knew a vapid whore when they saw one? Julianne Moore had a pretty good character, but then again they all did. Of course she had to be naked... I think it's in her contract.

@78 and 79... What the hell? Fricken psychopath.

I'm thinking about going to join Myspace.At least there's less spam...

It's like WiseMan flew a plane into the thread.

What a complete freakshow.

The Lowlands myspace-page...Yeah,maybe i've to do it.

Wiseman, It's bad enough that I get trolled all the time by some dickless, faceless pussy, but to completely destroy a thread with this bullshit is beyond ludicrous. I hope every member of your fucking Islamic fucking curry eating family dies of dysentery and you choke on ginormous piece of pork and when I say pork I mean horse cock, and when I say horse cock I'm talking about your terrorist brother who used to rape you with a caddle prod. I hope you fucking die! Astafalah Azeem!

Wow! The Koran is TOTALLY boring! No WONDER there are so many Pissed off middle-easterners. I mean damn, I thought the last season of "Friends" was bad!

#66- I was meaning DamnYell.

RichPort.......No shit. How did you know my brother use to rape me with a caddle prod. What the fuck is a caddle prod? I'm hoping you meant 'Cattle' prod, besides what we do in our religion is our business and you should show more tolerance.

#87 - what the hell is a "Pathetic wrethes"?

(86)Wtf,i was even not born in the lowlands.I'm gonna put my real name.

worse adminstration of a website ever!!

HEY WISEASS i have a nice vest for you to wear...

You should show more tolerance in not forcing your religious beliefs on to others who really couldn't give a fuck.

Number93....... Fuck yourself. A wrethe is something I wear around my cock when I fuck your mother.

#92 WiseMan,

Stop playing the "You should show more Tolerance" game.

You came in and disrupted a thread, called people turds and wretches, and even window lickers (huh?) and now you are pretending that you are just some poor little guy being attacked. At least have the balls to stand up instead of backing down like a 4 year old girl who just lost her dolly.

You attacked, you were attacked back and then you laid down and captiulatied after some crying about showing tolerance. Well don't worry, go back, run to your mommy and daddy, have a pork chop and it will all be better in the morning.

Number98.......I like grapes especially when your sister eats them out of my ass.

definitely time to go back on your meds, WiseMan -- the voices in your head will get quieter - I promise

#88 - Once again, not funny. I swear, you need some serious help here. Not even close to my style.

anyway... I didn't know that tara reid was all into allah

Spindoc.....who the fuck is laying down to anyone. Try this on for size. You are a cock sucking piece of shit dick turd swallowing ass stabbing commie prick cone eater!

Spindoc: Haha 'Window Licker'. Thanks for bringing that to my attention, it's brilliant. And I agree. Wiseman needs to log off his computer and lie down for a while.

Wiseman- Just because you know how to swear and use a lot of dirty words, it doesn't make you better than anyone else. In fact it makes you even more pathetic.

everyone just stop for a minute. what would allah do?

I think I've made my point

Is there any christian-freak who can put the old testament on this page?

#104 Sometimes you even fool me. Nice try once again. And your comment about me liking prison sex at the previous post couldn't be farther from the truth. Get a life assbag and stop trolling me.

What would Tom do?

what would Britney do?

He fucking posted it again? It bears repeating: WiseMan is a special kind of crazy. Since he's hit every thread with this crap...any chance he's a goner? I think this qualifies as 'obnoxious or promotional'.

WiseMan... you do know that this *isn't* a site about religion? And you do realize that *you* are the intolerant one? Isn't everyone that isn't Islamic supposed to convert or their as good as dead? Oh, I'm sorry, Islamic Extremists. You have a lovely way of recruiting people.

You do realize that there isn't an invisible man in the sky, don't you? Insulting? Well, it's my belief... I'm now imposing it on you. Tit for tat.

Anyways,i'm outta here and i'm gonna check some myspace-pages.Maybe when i find a good one i take it.

Yippie! He's gone!

Yo did WiseMan just say he lets chicks eat grapes out of his ass?

Fuck yeah Mr. Fish. Delete that WiseAss bullshit! Score one for the Fish. Now if only you would do something about my troll all will be well in Fishland.

#107 - Yes he did, but I don't think it was him, I'm pretty sure it was the same asswipe who has been trolling me.

Thanks, Mr. Fish! I go to the submissions page, make a request, and BAM! it happened.

Awesome!

Re: 104... *they're. And, sorry for my rant.

@108... I think that's only fair!

Thank christ. Can he log in again or does it block his typekey thingy?

The numbers are all goofy now.

grape... I'm not sure what the deal is. Seems there are more than one 'WiseMan'. Don't know if just the post was deleted or he was banned.

One thing more,if you're a really cool and hot chick and you notice at your myspace-page somebody without a profile-pic (pics are soon in progress) spamming you with 'add me',just add the person because it can be me!Okay?

Also girls if you've secretly a spare-part-boyfriend,don't add me.I like cool and hot babes sleeping naked not in their pyamas.

Dear Tara,

I heard you were down cause white men don't want you no mo'. Girl, it's alright. Pretty little blue eyed blonde like you is always Blue Chip to a black man. I don't mind that you have high mileage and excessive wear and tear. Your paint job is flawless. Come on over to the darkside.

Love,

Tyrone aka "Chocolate Thunder"

Maybe after all that botched plastic surgery she realised all she has to do to look good is to get a good personal trainer, and these are the results, she has a way to go but she is looking really good! I am happy for her!

Does anyone even care about Tara anymore?

....

That's what I thought.

Sheesh this isn't news. She was on TV somewhere stating that she had reconstruction to her belly due to the bad lipo she had that left the belly all lumpy and ugly.

Leaving only a personality-ectomy to cure everything else which is wrong with this girl.

Who knew it was possible that you could saw off your buttcheeks and sew them to your chest.

Though I am certain that posters have endured perhaps dozens of "real" RichPort posts, including his "Astafalah Azeem" post ( which is simultaneously hateful, desperate and gay enough to be undeniably written by the "real" RichPort ), this is my only post all day.

Congratulations and good night, Tea Bag, enjoy your new Internet "friends" ;^)

Whatever she did, it's good to see that she is getting back to normal. Whatever was going on before seemed really bad for humanity.

Looks good to me....good enough to jack off to. Like Mother T's corpse.

it doesn't even look like she has a belly button.... it pretty much blends in with her stomach. wtf.

She does not look decent!

She looks like a sausage. She has ugly saggy fake tits and no waist.

damn, I'm 54 and my stomach looks better than hers..... so much for lipo!!

Do those of you saying that she 'looks good' realise that she is 31 years old?

Yeah, she'd 'look good' if she was 51... but a 31 year old with a body like that should be ashamed of herself.

WiseMan swore at me. He's special.

@128... He's especially crazy.

Having said that, I feel bad for my rant. I look like an intolerant fool. I didn't mean to be a jerk to anyone but WiseMan. He deserved it, but anyone else reading it might take offense. So, my apologies.

#120. I did. I saw it on Janet Jackson over a year ago. She couldn't even look at her shoes without putting her chin into her butt crack.

#129 No apology from you necessary. And after being exposed to Sewer Mouth Wiseman, an apology from him wouldn't do any good. Every time he posts I feel like taking a bath. PLEASE! Trash Wiseman at any possible moment.

Wally I adore you. But you knew that already.

PandaPoacher -

Ashamed of herself? What the?? What type of standard are you setting here? What is a 31 year old woman supposed to look like? Yes she is 31 not 21!!!

yeah, but please, she still doesn't even come close to being hot enough to be a movie star...