Feb 6 2007Tara Reid falls down...again

tara-reid-super-bowl-fall-01-thumb.jpg

During the Ocean Drive Magazine/Market America party Saturday night, Tara Reid missed a step at the end of the red carpet and fell off of it onto sand. She immediatley blamed her friends for tripping her, but a source says:

"They were at least 5 feet away from her but she yelled 'You guys fucking tripped me.' Everyone was speechless."

She's like a child. I thought the alcohol made her like this but turns out she's just really really really really stupid. If they ran a brain scan on her the doctors would be like: "My god, this woman is dead!" And then she'd wave her fingers and be like: "No guys, I'm right here." And then she'd try to take a bite out of the lamp and the doctors would look at each other and nod their heads in understanding.

A few more of Tara Reid looking pretty decent after the jump.


Source


Related Stories

Previous Articles

Reader Comments

Word.

Surprised no one captured the beav shot.

Did anyone check her mouth? Maybe she was just trying to chew gum at the same time...

I've said it before... she reminds me of every small town in the world's resident welfare ho. Even the name "Tara Reid" screams small-town chainsmoking highschool dropout ho.

Conditioner would be a good investment for her. My friend is best friends with her brother... Her house is a total mess and she is always sleeping through the day

I'd like to jump on her, after she tripped, and hump her leg, I would

That snake pendant on her dress says it all. I mean, blaming your friends for being a dumb ass who can't walk... That takes talent.

The thing that bothers me is the way her toes go over the ends of her shoes. What's that about.

Tara, you have money... get some shoes that you won't fall in and that don't make your feet look huge!

"Ocean Drive Magazine/Market America party"

Wow. Look at that"red Carpet" at the high falutin' affair - its fricking red astroturf! with chunks missing! LOL. Looks like a ghetto promo.

I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact that she's wearing 8 inch heels in the sand either.

Picture #3 shows Ms. Reid with a bad case of "Hummer Knee". If she's going to be going down, playing the skin flute, she should invest in a pair of knee pads..

#7 She's been shopping at Shoe Carnival again... in the bargain bin! On %50 Friday!

OK, she needs a brain intervention. Who's in? OK, Hector, Gawain, Isolde, that's five. Right!

WOOOOOO WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
AAAALLLLLL ABOOOOOARD...
The trainwreck express will now be departing for Slutsville with stops at, Plastic Canyons, Worn Cooterstown, Drunken Ho, Dimpled Belly, and Used Labia. Please wash your hands upon entering and leaving the coach.
AAAALLLLLL ABOOOOOARD...

It's the experience of a lifetime - win a wild, sexy, and breathless two-week trip to New York City!!!

Not that Tara isn't a dummy, but she obviously fell because of those ugly-ass shoes.

#12 - Rich, awesome Andy Dick impression! That's exactly what he'd say about this.

What the hell is wrong with her legs?

her boobs are friggin' HUGE!!!! did she get yet ANOTHER bad boob job??

She obviously has no clue how to walk in those high heels.

No wonder she fell down.Look at the third photo from the left(scroll,scroll).If anybody gonna walk like this, like she's standing here,for sure you gonna fall.

Before the implants she was hot...
and didn't have such an attitude.

Fake ta-ta's, especially poorly done as hers, are such a turn-off.

she has the grossest legs out of anyones i've ever seen, in all of these pics.

Who's the trollop with the nice natural rack in pic 5?

If the title had said "Tara Reid Falls to Her Death" then I might have been interested in reading this story.

Ugh. What a ho-bag. She's probably high, or drunk, or both, or hopped up on GOOF BALLS!

She's starting in a new movie called "High Heels, Pigeon Toes"

Here's how I'll always remember her:
http://www.celebgonebad.com/images/tara_reid_6_l.jpg

What happened to that sweet girl in American Pie??

Man she used to be so cute,

I caught a bit of "Urban Legend" the other day and seriously didn't recognize her. Check out the movie poster lol.

http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/15/A70-7889

lol

Seriously, she looks pretty decent in these pics. I mean, decent in a "I'm gonna do some freaky shit to you" type of way. And the fact that she's such a ditz also, you could basically do whatever you wanted to that body. Not bad.

#26 - damn she looks good in that pic, it's a shame how much she's changed.

I shagged her back when she was hot.

T. Reid was great looking up to a point, still has a shadow of it left, now is going through that N. Jersey raging alcoholic-aging thing

who is that chick in the background? what a (natural) rack on her, lid ain't bad either

that full-length pic top-row looks like one of those baby foals taking its first faltering steps immediately after birth

she might be a dry drunk by now

That gin blossom is coming along REAL NICE.

When was the last time she actually worked? I mean, can anyone remember the last film they saw her in?

In a word: expected.

Those shoes are downright ridiculous. Look at her feet in the 3rd picture... her toes are doing the toe-version of a white knuckle clutch!

A video message from Edna Bambrick. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Me9P2YvkuE

Alright alright, I submitted a couple of kinda interesting things to the superfish over the past couple of days but instead we have "Tara Reid falls down". Okay.

#36 - OMG you're awesome hahahahaha!!! That is so friggin cool that you are "in direct communication" with the Lord. So what, you have like a dedicated phone line straight to the big guy that lets you talk to him? Think I could give him a call. I'd love to hear his views on internet pornography. I'd also love to hear more about how internet pornography causes other evils in our world, like global warming, terrorism, and liberalism (seriously, that one of the "evils" in our world)!

But that youtube video was friggin awesome!!! I highly recommend others watch it!!!

And by the way, I was wondering who the other "co-leaders" of the CLAMP were, and I was quite surprised by what I found out (wikipedia is never wrong haha):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CLAMP

That's quite the group you've got there hahaha.

perhaps it was because of those awful shoes she was wearing..

and was the superfish guy kidding when he said "tara looking pretty decent after the jump"?? because her outfit is terrible, her hair is disgusting, and her face doesn't look good at all. she has definitely looked better in the past.

How is she still considered a celebrity? wtf has she done besides me an alcoholic and get cheap and disfiguring plastic surgery?

Here Edna, have a cake:
http://tinyurl.com/2dfaxx

@ blondewithnobrain... she didn't have another boob job, she apparently got the bad one 'fixed', but who knows, she probably figures in for a penny in for a pound and went up another cupsize o.O
I'd still gladly don a strap-on and fuck her senseless though...

@ blondewithnobrain... she didn't have another boob job, she apparently got the bad one 'fixed', but who knows, she probably figures in for a penny in for a pound and went up another cupsize o.O
I'd still gladly don a strap-on and fuck her senseless though...

I appologize for the double post, my computer has been giving me some problems as of late, sorry about that.

Nice Outfit, I didn't know you could still buy used costumes from the movie "Clash of the Titans"

Nice Outfit, I didn't know you could still buy used costumes from the movie "Clash of the Titans"

i don't know... that cleavage looks pretty weird. look closely, there's a wrinkled flap of skin next to where the "breast" actually balloons out

#3 & #8 - lol.
For you ass clowns who are all thinking how hot she is, let me send you a little reminder of the plastic surgery nightmare:
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2006/12/28/tara-reid-st-barts-bikini-11.jpg
That includes you, Mr. Fish!

What is she still doing in the B-list arena? Hasn't she plummeted down the hillside into oblivion yet?

#10 - Good observation Dr. - that shit looks like 4 kneecaps. And what's the the bruise on the big toe? Some Shaquille O'Neal sized dude step on her foot while blowing his load on her face?

"with the", not "the the".
My bad!

Why are we surprised at these bitches falling 2 their knees? thats kinda of how they have a carrier in the first place!!!

#26: is celebsgonebad affiliated with superfish? otherwise it is just one giant rip off- EVERY article is scammed from this site. pathetic, either way. and i thought iwatchstuff already shamed superficial.com by association

What's with her huge, deformed man thumb? it looks like she got it enlarged so she could hitchhike...

or maybe so she could use it one herself when she can't get a man.

Well, when you have only so many brain cells....

Her friend needs a bra. Seriously.

Thumbnail #3.... She doesn't seem to know how to stand.

I thought she died from alcoholism? I'm surprised she can even walk from doing all that drinking and drugs.

You guys have to give her a break, for trying.

There is no hour of the day when she isn't drunk. They should just push her around in a wheelchair with a cupholder for her beer.

I don't really like her dress here but she looks decent for once. Not so trashy as usual.

Pics 3,7,8 reveal why she fell. Somebody snapped on her Barbie-Legs all funny.

yes, one more time...on her head now...

Post a Comment

Please keep your comments relevant to the post. Inappropriate or promotional comments may be removed. Email addresses are required to confirm comments but will never be displayed. To create a link, simply type the URL (including http://) or email address. You can put up to 3 URLs in your comments.