Feb 8 2007Sienna Miller puts makeup on her butt

1st.

whats your point?

Maybe the make-up artists just couldn't tell which end was which.

congratulations on being first...

(no irony here)

god. how long til her 15 min are up?? this bitch has been nothing but hype and i am already fucking sick of her face..

i dont have stretch marks actually. never have. so sienna can eat it.

I never, ever heard of this bimbo until I read that Jude Law was stepping out on her with the girl from the Minute Mart or something like that.

I thought he was gay.

I start to develop some sympathy for this Sienna Miller girl.Many other girls would say they didn't wear make up at all.

meee,
What are you doing tonight?

i'm trying to construct a humorous remark here, that her makeup ended up on someone else's butt too (meaning her face was.. well you got it)

any help anyone?
getting back to the shitty-fuck job, any takers run with it

i have them but not on my butt.

my butt is glorious and perfect.

Did she get makeup on her teeth, too. They're looking a little yellow.

I'm pretty sure I don't have stretch marks, but I rarely examine my own ass really closely, so I could be wrong. I think it is a bit presumptuous of Sienna Miller, one of the worst-dressed women in entertainment, to assume that because she's got stretch marks (from what, exactly? inquiring minds want to know), that means every other chick in the world does as well. Restrict your comments to your own ass, Sierra, don't be talkin' about nobody else's.

Seriously, who is the cum-catcher with a bad dye job, and why would anyone care? Nice to see in this day and age that actresses can still claw their way to the middle and fuck their way to the bottom.

ur penis is in its natural state? so that means it's...um...big? hey! did i give u my phone number??? lmao
~N@ughty
seriously, u want it???

(9)Hey Ted...Let's have at pm 8.00 some dinner.Don't forget to take your purse with you.
(11)I expect anything but all the Superfish female posters have a glorious and perfect butt,ofcourse.

I wonder if they can spray something on Cisco Adler to help him out....

I thought most women had small stretch marks around their hips, no? Did her butt also experience a rapid growth spurt? Is this woman famous for anything other than dating Jude Law?

#18 uh, yes, putting makeup on her butt

And who is this? Like, how do these people become "famous"?

I barely even know who this chick is and I'm sick of her. Die please.

who would belive this crap all they want to do is gossip and it is all a lie they just wanna has normal lives but these perverts are taking pictures of there asses!

who would believe this crap she just wants to have a normal life but still have a career and here these cameras are taking pictures of her ass

No stretch marks anywhere on me, either. Nice attempt to bail out you and your saggy butt though, Sienna.

She should donate enough of this stuff to fill a bath tub for Kirstie Alley.

Just another reason why hot women should NOT bare children.

She is a nobody. Don't post anything about her.

She's so ... unexciting. I don't understand why everyone dislikes her.... unless it's because shes such a boring nobody... then I guess that makes sense.

Does she have children? I have no stretch marks.. Either she lost and gained and lost a bunch of weight or had a child... WTF??

#17 that was a good one!

She's nothing special.

Slightly modified Sienna quote could be used by Cisco Adler...

"They spray makeup all over your body so you don't see the stretch marks that we guys all have on our junk. One day I'll wake up and my nuts will be on the floor."

Too late, Cisco.

Sorry, I meant "Sienna" with two Ns in that last reference, not with two Rs.

Anyone can get stretch marks (men and women) pretty much anywhere on their bodies (behind, hips, anywhere on the legs, upper arms, boobs, belly, even on the inside of your elbows) . You can get them from gaining and losing weight in a short period of time, having a baby, lifting weights (rapid increase in muscle mass)and having a growth spurt (so you can get them during puberty just by growing taller, and not getting fat). Some people have a genetic predisposition to get stretch marks. Some people are not. For all of you who don't have stretch marks, well good for you. Pat yourself on your back. For all of you who do have stretch marks, well...so does the Rock (check out his shirtless scenes in Walking Tall), Salma Hyack (on her boobs, very obvious in a lot of photos) and plenty of other super sexy celebrities have them, too. It's no big deal. I don't understand why people make such a deal of it.

Anyone can get stretch marks (men and women) pretty much anywhere on their bodies (behind, hips, anywhere on the legs, upper arms, boobs, belly, even on the inside of your elbows) . You can get them from gaining and losing weight in a short period of time, having a baby, lifting weights (rapid increase in muscle mass)and having a growth spurt (so you can get them during puberty just by growing taller, and not getting fat). Some people have a genetic predisposition to get stretch marks. Some people are not. For all of you who don't have stretch marks, well good for you. Pat yourself on your back. For all of you who do have stretch marks, well...so does the Rock (check out his shirtless scenes in Walking Tall), Salma Hyack (on her boobs, very obvious in a lot of photos) and plenty of other super sexy celebrities have them, too. It's no big deal. I don't understand why people make such a deal of it.

Anyone can get stretch marks (men and women) pretty much anywhere on their bodies (behind, hips, anywhere on the legs, upper arms, boobs, belly, even on the inside of your elbows) . You can get them from gaining and losing weight in a short period of time, having a baby, lifting weights (rapid increase in muscle mass)and having a growth spurt (so you can get them during puberty just by growing taller, and not getting fat). Some people have a genetic predisposition to get stretch marks. Some people are not. For all of you who don't have stretch marks, well good for you. Pat yourself on your back. For all of you who do have stretch marks, well...so does the Rock (check out his shirtless scenes in Walking Tall), Salma Hyack (on her boobs, very obvious in a lot of photos) and plenty of other super sexy celebrities have them, too. It's no big deal. I don't understand why people make such a deal of it.

All women have stretch marks on their asses? How come? I thought only women who gave birth had them.

Sorry for the triple post. I'm having technical difficulties here. Not sure if it's me or my computer.

"She is a nobody. Don't post anything about her."

She's famous for two things 1) fucking Jude Law; and 2) fucking that guy from Star Wars on camera during filming.

She's your typical Hollywood whore (huh...I mean actress...) who got where she is by opening her legs to the right people.

I thought that was pic of Rebecca Romeijneinjnnnn.

she looks 35

40- HOW DARE YOU Rebecca Romijn is one of the most beautiful women in the world.

Sienna is like a taller older Olsen twin

42 I beg to differ.

The only thing they could spray on Cisco Adler 2 help him out would be like rat poison!!! lots n lots of it

Cause that thing between his legs gotta be the biggest badest n ugliest New York subway rat i ever seen!

probably you ted...from LA. CALL ME hot stuff!

Look - what is the All We Girls B.S. This girl is HALF my age and I don't have any freakin stretch marks on my arse. Speak for yourself not on behalf of ALL We Girls - geez-us-h!!

Does that mean that they sprayed makeup on her snatch to cover up those stretch marks also?

Who in the hell is Sienna Miller again? And WHY is she all over the tabloids? Gees. Who effing cares.

Nice yellow teeth. Disgusting.

Meee,
I love you. Thanks for the great dinner and wine. You're right about having no hail damage on your ass too. Very impressive.

I cant wait to see "Factory Girl." It looks like a blast...a blast of stinky make-up fart. Let's all boycott this one for all the animals that had to get tortured just so that we wouldnt have to see Sienna Miller's real nasty skank ass. (PS I really don't care about animals but I want a reason to make Sienna Miller poor again)

To all the chicks here who are posting that they don't have stretch marks.

No one cares, You post it and than feel so good about yourselves because famous Sienna does and you down. OH Wow!
As much as I hate this broad, I respect her for admitting she has flaws. I have flaws, everyone does.

oh my god, youre all so damn rude...im sorry but i dont believe that none of you have stretch marks..even glamourous super models have them, growth spurts, overweight, underweight, it all leads to the road of stretch marks..i think its because shes British that youre going on like this.Get over it, shes hot, shes stylish and yes, she once had Jude Law.

She is beautiful but she has rather a lot of "laughter lines" around her eyes for someone so young (24?). Too much sun.

I've done it. I don't have stretch marks on my behind but I was trying and failing to hide a tan line.

See, the difference is that Sienna is a skanky ass freckly-orange nobody with bad hair and I am beautiful and brilliant. So instead of trying to hide her hideousness, she should instead try and set herself on fire.

The "stretch mark" story is bullshit. She needed the makeup to cover the bruises from my balls smacking her ass. They probably had to superglue her cooch to keep it from floppin open too.

Still can't understand why people like the author think having a big penis is so great. The average vagina is only 3~4" deep, so what are you supposed to do? Leave the rest out in the cold?

Sorry Sienna, but girls who don't fluctuate in their growth or WEIGHT GAIN don't get stretch marks!!!
I sure as hell don't have any! gross.

sugarpuff, not everyone has stretch marks. Those of us who have been healthy and active all our lives don't have random weight gains!

thanks ted! you are a STUD and i will let all the other ladies know how great you are in bed.

I blush.

The average vagina is only 3~4" deep?? WTF. that is bullshit. you dont know much about vaginas do you #58

id say it is about twice that deep and i learned that from biology in high school so dont question me lol. plus since i have over 7in of manhood and my gf can take it to the hilt i know that cant be true

well i do hate ppl that brag about there penis size constantly, it is stupid and gay... but usually it is just joking around... and sometimes it can be funny

id say this chick in the above pic could (and does) take at least 12" to the hilt, balls deep, 3 or more times daily

good luck #58 on maybe seeing or touching a real vagina one day.

well, thanks for ruining all the fantasy men used to have