Feb 9 2007Rosie O'Donnell is a fake bitch

What a fake bitch.

HAHAHAAHAHAA i hope Rosie feels like shit for this

And 2nd also.

And FOURTH also.

Man, that is just messed up.

rosie makes me want to kill thousands.

Rosie, just hurry up and choke to death on some carpet.

Or a tuna fish sandwich. Whatever.

Don't like Rosie but she made a good point.

Also, I wouldn't say Rosie was a fake bitch, I'd say she's a real bitch.

Not a fan of Rosie's at all. HOWEVER, I agree with what she said. I was and am sick of seeing Anna Nichole, sick of that creepy attorney who hangs around here. She was a drugged out skank. The only thing Rosie did wrong...she shouldn't have released a statement about her after her death...you weren't her friend Rosie, nobody gives a shit what you think about her death unless you were eating her out and fell on her and THAT was the real cause.

I also think that Rosie's makeup team should get an emmy for making her look like less of a lumberjack.

This fat dyke is such an annoying bitch whos opinion should mean absolutely nothing and does'nt in my eyes.....Are you with me people!!!!

Oh man oh man...I can't WAIT to see what she says when Donald Trump dies!

If Rosie was on fire, I wouldn't piss on her.

So, Rosie makes a fool of herself once again by sticking
her foot in her over-sized mouth-why is this news worthy?
Why aren't there more posts about the asshole behaviors
of men-Superfish guy-you need to dig a little bit harder
for your stories.
That's all.

Can you say foot in your mouth?
Looks like Rosie just may be a little Nostradumbass! A round one! (that smells of fish)

Let's see....

Rosie is complaining that she is tired of seeing an overexposed, overweight, undertalented B-list celebrity in the news all the time for no good reason?

Hello, kettle. You are Black.

Sincerely,

Pot.

uhhh how is that fake?

On the show, she was just speaking the truth. She wasn't insulting her. It's a fact that the woman couldn't even speak properly! And then she says she feels bad for the baby. Nothing fake about that.

It's not like she went on to say she'll miss Anna deeply and was a good friend. Please!

I hope this pimply-assed lesbian feels like total shit for being such a goddamn phony - what a pile of shit -

how about everyone needs to get off this fucking story in the first place?

Seriously, Anna Nicole's death is being covered like the President was just fucking shot --

she contributed nothing to society except for masturbation-fodder once upon a time.

this makes me wonder just how close i'll come to puttin a gun in my mouth if i ever got my wish & Paris Hilton were murdered (or choked on man-chowder, which would seem a bit more appropriate).

Rosie O'Lezzy now has one less set of boobs to lust after so no wonder she's sorry. She probly was made at ANS when she was alive cuz ANS would not put out lezzy style. Now O'Lezzy has regrets. Speaking of regrets, now the owner of Stupidficial will have one favorite celebrity to trash. / end rant.

Not to worry... Rosie has a date with double meat Hogie and the Grim Reaper....

Time is our friend....

Like all fat ugly women (who can't get a man) she has to try compensate with humor or wit. WTF is she considered a celeb for anyway? The average blogger has more interesting and insightful social commentary without the delusions of grandeur this bitch assumes. They would have more readers to their blogs as well. I wonder if she will dedicate a shitty poem to Anna?

that is one ugly fat dude in the red shirt.

What a fat ass bitch, all she does is talk shit... I hope she eats the words that came out of that always open mouth of hers

What Rosie said yesterday was TOTALLY true. Tragic that Anna had to die on the same day, but it's just coincidental. Praise Rosie for having the guts to point out the chaos that surrounded Anna and her child.

She is SUCH a bitch. I don't know why she hasn't been stoned to death yet. She's said enough fucked up things to deserve it a thousand times over.

May as well give the Vid link...
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9d95b8b3a3

If Rosie was taken down by this, it would be WONDERFUL... Of course, we don't have that kind of luck....

#16 - That's it right there

I agree #17. Not that I like Rosie, but I don't think she gives damn about Anna more than she did two days ago. Her words only indicate sadness for the child.

She should just go away. Ill be suprised if she still has a job after this. Or maybe not...

Oh wonderful...now what Rosie wishes for is coming true. She didn't want to see Anna Nichole anymore, and BAM, it came to pass. I don't know if Rosie has voodoo dolls or Santeria beads, but whatever the case, this is an immediate danger. Next thing we know, hamburgers will be the size of Trump Tower, Trump Tower will crumble to the ground, and every hot girl, straight or not, will be required to walk around covered in chocolate sauce. All because Rosie threw her lucky penny into the right wishing fountain.

just another fake asshole. the other day the entire country was making fun of her and now everyone is saying the exact same shit as this chick. this world is full of nothing but complete morons.

Id still french Anna's dead rotting corpse complete with nasty gases releasing from every opening, before Id lay a finger on the nasty stinky filthy pig Rosie O'Donnell.

The only thing that gives me any comfort regarding Rosie is to beleive that hell is actually a 24 hour a day treadmill. Run Pig Run.

How is Rosie fake?She said what everyone has thought for a long time.Anna's speech had become increasingly slurred and she looked drugged out everytime she was on TV.Just because she died doesn't make what Rosie said wrong.It was the truth and if it wasn't Anna would be alive.It is tragic and sad no matter how you look at it, and to release a statement stating that is not fake.

#20 youre an idiot. what the hell are you talking about?

Rosie's annoying and her statement is self-serving, but what she said earlier on the show was what true Fishers think. That's why we don't stop bashing ANS just because she forgot to breathe. I think it's time to link to a sister site, thesuperwussy.com, lots of current commenters would like that better.

There's nothing wrong with saying 1) Anna Nicole was leading a fucked-up life, and 2) but nonetheless she is sorry that she died, AND feels very sorry for her daughter.

I feel the same way. I am terribly sorry for Anna that she died, but feel even worse for her daughter. And yet, Anna brought it on herself with her drug use.

I wonder who's next: Lindsay or Britney? No, I wouldn't want either one to die, but it wouldn't surprise me if they did.

Well, Anna Nicole watched that episode of the view and was so distraught over what Rosie was saying about her that she took like a hundred xanax. See all Rosie's fault!

"What a fake bitch."

Hmm, I wonder who is posting under my name.....I have a pretty good idea who it is......get a life, would ya?

She/he/it sucks ass and no one wants to look at her/him/it much less listen to her/him/it.

Having said that... Rosie suffers from bad timing. In more ways than one, but most definitely here. And it couldn't have happened to a nicer person/dog/pig/thing.

Kudos to Anna for that one.

I just read that ANS won't be buried until after they do the paternity test shit in another couple of weeks.

Damn, how much ice are they gonna need to keep her from stinking up the place? I mean really, the bitch was a whale.

Speaking of whales, Rosie looks like Tom Arnold in this pic.

#16 Truer words have ne'er been spoken. Rosie is probably happier now that there's one less celebutard to contend with. ANS the media whore had nothing on Rosie.

Ha ha. I love seeing hypocrisy in action.

In the context I see it in here, it seems like she's talking about how it's tragic that the baby has no mother, not that Anna Nicole is dead.
Plus, she never said she wanted Anna Nicole dead, just that she was sick of seeing her in the media.

There is a huge difference.

Oh come on!!!

This story is totally lame. Somebody made fun of Anna Nicole Smith before she died? What a shocker!

Rosie was 100% right on this one, lots of people were sick of Anna Nicole and her constant "scandals" and other cries for attention. Every comedian and talk show host in America AND EVERYBODY ON THIS SITE made fun of Anna Nicole endlessly, at least Rosie was classy enough to express sympathy that the woman died.

Rosie was also 100% right to say its sad that substances were likely involved because they have clearly been the cause of Anna's death.

lambman thank you, well said.

#41 yeah james brown has been in a funeral home for over a 100 days now.. that shit must be naaaaaasty

Everybody needs to stop saying this is tragic for ANS's baby. This is the single best thing that could have happened for that child. It's like having a life-in-prison sentence overturned. Does anybody really think whoever adopts her will do a worse job than Anna? I know, let's ask Daniel...anybody got a shovel?

@ 48 "let's ask Daniel...anybody got a shovel?" ROFL OMG I don't remember the last time i laughed so hard

On December 15, 2006 Elizabeth Birch, Executive Director for the Rosie's For All Kids Foundation confirmed that $50 million dollars from her five year contract with the Rosie O'Donnell Show were donated in an irrevocable trust to charity.

You are SOOO right. It is totally out of character for Rosie O'Donnel to show compassion for a child. What a fake bitch!!

I'm not morning Anna and I agree with #48. It's hilarious that Rosie got herself into this and it suits her. I can say that I was making fun of ANS just a few days ago and I don't feel bad for having done it. Rosie did it and a few hours later ANS is dead. That's hilarious! It's true, I can actually agree with Rosie for what she said yesterday, but it's ironic coming from her... no one wants to see Rosie's big mug either. And now... we're all going to get ANS day and night. Rosie is ridiculous for saying 'poor baby'. She shouldn't have said anything about it today, but she has to be lame and think she has some sort of say in what happened.

Rosie always has and always will be a bandwagon-jumper-oner.... oh hey, sorry for the pun! jumper-on'er...get it? 'er like "her" because she is a lesbian...

Jamie

@50... Yes, she's fake. She didn't give a damn about ANS' baby yesterday morning. At least, I didn't hear her say anything about the baby yesterday. Nor did Rosie say, 'Anna, I'd like to offer you some help.' She made fun of her like everyone else. Giving to charity doesn't make you a great person despite everything else you say and do. It makes people like you *think* she's great and therefor she can say and do anything thing she likes because of it.

@50 it would also be for a tax deduction

It is hardly the point that one day she is taking the piss and the next she is saying it is a tradgedy that she is dead but that she is an opinonated slob that can't even stick with what comes out of her own mouth. What is more fake than changing what you think just to try and get attention for yourself at every opportunity.

I coulda told ya that, after I watched A League of Their Own on the East Coast on HBO-West, right after the Soprano's.

BTW Michael Jackson has given millions to children's charities - does that make him a voice for what is good for children?

with the title "R. O'Donnell is a fake bitch" i though someone had finally confirmed what that mysterious bulge in the front of her pants was

and what is that R.O.'s primary demographic again?

oh my god. you people are such hypocrites. even after ANS choked on her own vomit you all had horrible, nasty things to say about her (that were actually pretty funny but you're still all going to hell). And most of you are clearly loudmouthed and probably gross and fat so leave Rosie alone. She didn't do anything different than we're all doing. Anna's dead. No one really cares and no one will be affected by it except her baby who, no matter what family she winds up with, will have a better life than she would if she stayed with the Vicodin train wreck. Rosie just had the balls to say it publicly.

@58... Ummm, and she tried to take it back today. You are right about her having balls though, but not the kind you're thinking of. As far as the going to the made up fairy tale called hell... well, you can't go there twice, so...

#58 Fuck off and read Rosies blog why don't you? Loudmouthed sure - but what comes out of mine doesn't run back in to emerge from my arse at a later date like Rosie's does. Probably gross and fat? Only one person defends someone who is gross and fat with comments like that and that is who is gross and fat. As for had the balls if you are confirming that you have been there you are one sick individual.

Anyway I knew it - she has posted a poem of sorts in her same weird way on her blog about Anna and looks to have turned the comments off - what a piece of crap. www.dirtydisher.com

sorry it is www.thedirtydisher.com I should have got it right

Ok... I love your site, and I read it every day; however, I just have one thing to say:

Don't you think it's pretty hypocritical for a person who makes their living poking fun at, and criticizing, celebrities to get on someone else's case for doing the same thing?

If Britney, Lindsay, Paris, Nicole, Keira, Kate Moss, Pete Doherty, Hillary Duff, or Kirstie Alley were to die tomorrow, what could we expect from you?

I 100% agree with you, 'fish.

It IS funny though that Rosie always seems to put her foot in her mouth and has to put out ANOTHER heartfelt statement.Sheeeeesh!

Rosie O'Donnell is full of shit, like always.

62: it would only be hypocritical if the Superfish publicly said that he loved all these celebrities personally and would never ever say a mean thing about them.

For such a god-damned dyke you'd think she'd have the balls to admit she didn't care much about Smith's passing. I would've respected her if she came straight (ha!) out and said "yeah, I'm an asshole". The two-faced shit is sick. Like the above post about Chyna...get ready, folks. The next few days is gonna be a parade of C and D-list celebrities calling press conferences with CNN to remind the rest of us they're still alive, oops, I mean "express their grief". Never mind if they'd never even spoken to her, or they saw her at a party once; they want us to know that they're feeling very sorry too.

Damn you, Hollywood. Up against the wall already.

66- What are you talking about "it would only be hypocritical if the Superfish publicly said that he loved all these celebrities personally and would never ever say a mean thing about them." 62 was making the excellent point that what Rosie did was no different that what this site does. This site makes fun of anna every day, and the she died and it talks about it.

Rosie criticised Anna and then Anna died and Rosie said she felt bad for the baby.

this dumbass cow gives lesbians a bad name. SOmeone needs to feed her a SuperGlue sammmich

Impeccable timing! Way to go Rosie...

Yesyesyes.

That disgusting fat bitch [Rosie] needs to die already. I can't stand seeing her fat jiggle everytime she talks.

Dumbass bitch. RIP Anna Nicole =[ A lot of people put you down, but you were definitely one of the most beautiful women in the world. I just hope you're up there with your son.

How about Rosie being the new lovepartner of Britney?I'll bet Rosie is gonna teach her some freaky stuff...

To be released soon,the Rosie and Britney sextape.The video was found in a deserted basement.

If this has already been mentioned, my bad, but I don't have the time or desire to read all of these posts. Has anyone considered that Rosie could be the father? Stranger things have happened. Hi Meee.

Or perhaps, Ann Coulter? Peter check, peter check, ooh, ahh. Peter check, peter check, ooh, ahh...

I agree with the commentator. Rosie O'Donnell should switch places with Anna.
Not that I was a fan of Anna, but I'm so tired of this over exposed fat bitch. She gives big girls a bad name.
I wish someone would do a Heche move on her. And, I hope Fatty Fatt Fat's children grow up, and chop her ass up into little bite sized pieces...
Yes, I miss Yahoo Message Boards...

She was a fucking whore who couldnt keep her legs shut. Instead she spewed out a couple of nasty sprogs. Good riddens to bad big titted rubbish.

Wow you guys, I just have to let you all know that all the gay jokes, and the fat jokes, and the "Rosie has balls because she likes chicks" jokes really super-duper funny.

What I like most about them is that they are so classy and insightful, and they don't make any of you seem like ignorant ghetto dumb-asses.

They're really clever and original too. Fat people have probably never heard jokes like that before. And Lord knows lesbians have never been accused of being men before either...

Keep it up guys, and one day you'll be writing jokes for Michael Richards!

#78...
I'm vomiting from the laughter from your joke...Care for some ?

#78....amen sister.
On this site, because I'm a lez, I apparently am fat, hairy, wear birkenstocks, wear flannel, don't shave, I run away screaming from dicks and my parents don't love me!!

#7 - agreed. Being that she's as large as Mama Cass now, the least that she could do is to choke on a sandwich or something.
#16 - A-FRIGGIN'-MEN!!
#21 - Sounds like a winner to me!
#33 - Hell for Rosie will be getting locked in a room with Chippendale dancers & no furniture except a bed that has been pissed on 25 times.
#78 - Hmmm . . . after reading your thoughts, I was able to figure out who you really are. Mr. Dover, I presume? How are your brothers Neal and Bob doing?

Why would #80 think that "Ben" is a chick?
Les - what part of your self-description is inaccurate? After all, I'm sure that your parents love you (though I'll bet that they're not too proud of your lifestyle choice - it got them booted out of the bridge club when word got out).

Is it just me or can Rosie's eyebrows be further up the middle of her forehead? She is really starting to resemble Jonathan Winters now. I wish that her neck would swallow her head so that we could be done with this waste of oxygen.

#81.......FRIGGIN'........I guess junior high let out early today huh dorky mcgeekson

#81 Jonathan Winter ... lmao ... well played!
#82 lesbianesque...jeeeezuz, do you come here for any other reason than to crusade your Nickelodian wit?

#79 - Just make sure you don't choke to death on the vomit.

#80 - I know exactly what you mean. Becaue I'm Gay it naturally stands to reason that I wear high-heels, have promiscuous sex with as many strangers as I can, and I also molest children. The world is full of idiots, isn't it?

#81 - Mr Dover? Oh, because my first name is Ben? As in, Ben Dover... wow. I haven't heard that joke since High School... Junior year even. That sure brings me back... *sigh*.

At least by Senior year most of the idiots in my class had moved on calling me "Ben Gay."

I used to find the names kind of funny, acutally. Now they're just tired and pathetic. I've upped my standards, so... up yours. :-)

(PS - I could get into a whole thing about how being Gay is not a choice, and ask you to recount the day you made out your list of pro's and con's and made the concious decision to be attracted to the opposite sex, but that's slightly off-topic and probably way over you head anyway... so I won't waste the time.)

shut the fuck up plonk, or I'll have to go off on that red brillo pad hair of yours and those hick overalls

Ben, you're a very wise man to realize the limited intellect here. Let me share a charming little story. I had some douchebag here say she wished someone "would flick AIDS on you"
As juvenile and absurd as the comment is, I was offended. To cover her ass she claimed she worked in fashion, that a lot of her co-workers were gay, and even had AIDS and they thought the remark was funny.............I told her if she ever actually knew a gay man or woman, they'd beat her ass down.
THAT'S the kind of shit you'll encounter here on the Fish

#58 you stupid misinformed drama queen. She did not choke on her own vomit. You borderlines love to say people choked on their own vomit. (1) Hallmark of rightsided heart failure (heart attack) is vomiting. She couldn't choke on her vomit-she was already dead. D-E-D dead. (2) the vomit was in her mouth because it had no where else to go. (3) any noises made that appear to be attempts to breathe are "agonal respirations" and do not serve to put oxygen in the lungs, it just a reflex action and the person is still dead and going to STAY dead. Keep reading the news (not the Enquirer) until you get your story right.

#84 - Thank you!!! Thank you!! from a heterosexual female. Your delightful remarks may be fruitless (no pun intended darling) because people who are ignorant and proud of it stay that way til the bitter end. If it's any consolation, their lives are usually pathetic enough to be a punishment.

I really can't stand her. She has no talent whatsoever and has no place on television. She should be a lunch lady, that's more appropriate.

lambman, I was with you until you referred to Rosie as "classy". She's less classy than my posting name.

Rosie needs to stop whining and dissing everyone, does she ever stop?? There are better ways to get jokes.She used to be funny, then she got annoyingly angry and rude. Rosie, grow up and stop being so hostile towards people.

Oh my GOD!!!!

#85 if you have to insult people can you please try to be funny or witty and not sound like a rabid dog every time you write something on this site??
i can almost picture you foaming at the mouth and snarling at the screen!!!
Hey its not your sexual orientation that gets people to say "absurd and juvenile" things to you but rather your lack of humour.Why do you still put an appearance around here to "encounter that kinda shit" on the Fish ?
Do everyone a favour especially yourself-get a hobby or attend anger management classes or read a joke book or something!
You are one boring obsessive idiot!

She was talking about the child.

And at least she didn't go out on a limb and say 'Anna deserved death'. I'm sure she would have been crucified by the same hypocrites who recently let out a chuckle when Anna died.

now i hope barbawawa have the ballz to put a muzzle on this licker...

The problem with Rosie, is that someone else was on the news more than her for the first time in a long time. What's the matter Rosie, give up on Donald? The worse thing the VIEW did was to bring that person on the show and let her open her mouth.
Anna was BEAUTIFUL, HEAVY, SKINNY, whatever; she was a knock out. As far as Stumbling over her words, SHE LOST HER SON!! She is going through this HUGE "who"s the Daddy" fight.
YOU ROSIE, wouldn't know what it is to CARRY A CHILD, GIVE BIRTH,then have it completely gone. Have the world watch you day and night; Just to catch that one photo out the 750 that you took that would bring shame to the star for one reason or another. That's the price for being Beautiful, Different, Happy, Out-going, and being Anna Nicole. I REALLY believe that when she lost her son, she NEVER accepted it, NOR got-over it. And now with the new baby and all that trouble.........and her past life style her heart couldn't take it anymore.
Anna, you are right up there with Marilyn,
a face, a look that will always be
remembered.........At least with Marilyn,
there wasn't ROSIE shooting off her BIG HUGE UGLY MOUTH.......

I looked at the video and what she said wasn't all that bad, but fuck Rosie O'Donnell anyway. She's a self-righteous hypocrite.

80. If I unleashed my mammoth man-muscle from the suffocating confines of my trousers, you would tremble in awe and, dare I say it, fear! He has his own name, and zip code. Hell, we even have different birthdays, ...

( mindless shit about cumming in buckets deleted )

what was I saying? Oh yeah, I am a fucking horse! Really! What?!?

Poor Rosie~ She says what everyone else wants to say but are afraid to. Shes a female Howard Stern. Sorry but I have to agree with Rosie even though it's unpopular. The truth is Anna Nicole WAS getting out of control, tanked up on drugs or alcohol or a combination of both and it was happening every time you saw her.It WAS getting old and Anna Nicole had become a laughing stock of the entire world. The problem is that Rosie had the misfortune of speaking on the very day Anna died and THAT'S what everyone is so upset about...and let's face it, the only real reason Rosie still has a job on "The View" is because the show's ratings are at an all-time high and they keep her around for the shock value. Her timing was impeccable and believe me that shows producers don't give a rat's behind about anything but the ratings~in which case they're laughing all the way to the bank.

It is bad timing and that is all. She expressed concern for the baby, but she never said that all the things she said about ANS weren't still true.
The funny thing is that Rosie said she was sick of seeing ANS on tv, but now that she is dead, she has been on tv more than before. This weekend, the story was being covered on almost every channel.

"FUGGLES" ..... nice name, did you get that off Sesame Street?
What YOU need to do is get a new mantra, every time you post , which is only to TRY and insult me (which means you're really one of the regulars posting as someone else) you post THE SAME thing..rabid dog, foaming blahblahblah
I think it's probably you that needs to get a hobby etc......since you posted at 5:30 AM on a sat

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Ever since Rosie came out of the closet, she has been one trouble-making and opinionated BEE-ATCH! She started sh*t with, Star Jones over her dramatic weight loss; Rosie it's none of your damn business how she lost weight, your fat ass needs to lose some. Then with Kelly Ripa, because she put her hand over Clay Akins mouth, so what! Then with Donald Trump, over Miss America; jealous bitch! And now, Anna Nicole Smith! Rosie, you really need to think before you speak. You have gone from the "Most Loved" tv personality, to the "Most Hated!" Get a damn life! Barbara Walters, your show is going to go down the tubes because of this crazy and lonely DYKE!

Mink, ....yea, no. Look at the people she attacked, Star Jones, Donald Trump, Anna Nicole, ALL OF THEM people the public pretty much despise and ridicule. And the fact that ratings for the view are up 55 percent since she started, and Rosie owns 5 houses means she's crazy.....laughing like crazy all the way to the bank

where have I read that before?

Every time Rosie opens her mouth or I have to look at her stupid face on TV or in a magazine, I hate her even more. And yes mom, I do realize "hate" is a strong word. Unfortunately in this case it still isn't strong enough for the way I feel about Rosie O'Donnell.

It is surprising to me that there are so many people who continue to make excuses up for Rosie. But gee, isn't it odd that she feels so bad for an intellectual midget like Spears. And the post on #9 really showed the intellectual deficit in some people who are Rosie munchers...Anna Nicole a skank....hmmmm...gee...that poor troubled girl (Spears) with no panties on and letting the world know it. Of course, Rosie wants her to live with her because she looked at the exposed Britney over and over and over....drooling all the while...yeah, I am sure she wants to live with Britney. She saw her kiss Moandona and wants a little for herself. Shut up Rosie, you are a a bigot yourself, except of course, unless it is about the gay population!

wow, rosie actually says something nice for once

I use to like to watch Rosie on her own show, But after it went off the air I can't stand to watch her on anything, She's become such a hatefull bitch..