Feb 26 2007Pink wears bikinis too

That's a man, baby!

Loves the vag'

yeah and i dont care how much money she has, shes white trash.

Pic #4 Hey dad check out that chick! Think she'll like my snaggle tooth as much as you do?

Can we have a man-off between this thing, Biel & Diaz?? I think Pink takes the cake but the other 2 aren't far behind. She also has a cock.

Do you think she has breast implants?

Hah "she's" sportin' a strap-on.

That looks more manly than when she is fully clothed...

that girl could fuck your fucking brains out...

and, p.s., folks- she's so healthy and fit that she probably doesn't care whether or not you think she's attractive.

it's a shame when paranoia and psychosis are nothing but the neurochemical effects of starvation.

it's insulting to ppl who are really crazy :x

Her appealing personality makes up for whatever she lacks in the looks department.

Wow! She looks like Eddie Izzard!!!

I want a breast reduction!
I think little boobies look nice. :)

oh and 9th!!!! wooo!

Why does she have the Bill of Rights stenciled on her forearm?

Did she cheat on a high school civics test and it never rubbed off?

Since when are women who keep in shape considered to be men?

If that's the case, Nicole Richie should damn near be an extra in The Full Monty.

I mean, Pink has short hair, barely there boobage, no ass and....hmmmm.

Whatever, she still looks like a female.

If she took her top off and you took a picture, you could put it on a milk carton and get 42 leads.

Eh...ok she isn't the most girly looking. But damn, she is in good shape. She looks healthy and tough, and she's the first to admit she isn't "pretty" like Brit Spears (used to be...lol).

I would like to see her and Biel arm wrestle in the center of a circle of masturbating midgets. The loser would have to be gang-raped by the Lilliputans while the winner would have shit covered marshmallows flung at "her" by monkeys in drag. In this fantasy, #11 would get eaten by sharks and spit out because despite it's putrid fishy smell, sharks don't eat pussy.

It's just the odd hip bone structure.. like michaelangelo's "David"...

..and you gotta love Captain Suck-gut Beerbelly she has loping next to her.

This bitch probably does a thousand crunches a day... while this guy is sucking down his 26th Miller Genuine Draft. What is wrong with this picture?

I took off the rest of my clothes except my panties and
went back to the living room. Schack had opened a
bottle of wine and poured two glasses, sitting there
as demurely as you please, straight backed and legs
together. I accepted the glass and took a sip, gazing
at her body. Breasts, A cup plus a bit with dark nipples,
aureoles full. Stomach flat and smooth, legs ditto,
toenails painted a bright pink. 'Oh God, am I dreaming?'
I thought. "Better?" Schack asked, drinking from her glass.
"Yes, thank you," I replied, taking a sip from my own.

"Do you believe in love at first sight?" Schack asked.
"Sometimes," I replied. I wanted her in the worst way,
but my fears were raging in the back of my mind,
wondering whether this was a ploy designed to get me to
admit I was a lesbian and then broadcast it to the
world. I waited for her to speak again, uncertain of her motives.

"I do," Schack said, putting her glass on the coffee table
and scooting closer to me, rubbing my knees. Her hands
slid up my thigh onto my ribcage and cradled the bottom
of my breasts, the fingertips brushing my already firm
nipples. She pinched them gently and said "So
beautiful." I threw caution to the wind, leaning forward in
search of her mouth.

I see a bulge in those shorts. EEEEWWWWWW. She is one ugly what ever. And that tats make me hot......

Dooode seriously, are we gonna get a posting of a someone who ISN'T a transvestite today, at all?

Man, I said earlier that I felt sorry for the little troll whose only sexual experience is jerking off to video game characters that have big boobs but at this point it is becoming slightly disturbing. Freak, table for one please!

@20....ahem,...get a room, and I want first dibs on any and all videos including all subsidiary rights in perpetuity.

#20 has a chafed dick and rugburned hands.

I'd rather look at someone who's in shape than someone who's ribs and and elbows could slice you like Freddy if you accidentally bumped into them. Doing 800 crunches a day is a better example for young girls than shoving your finger down your throat.

And since the guys are always saying how us girls are jealous of all the celebrity chicks we talk trash about, I think the tables have turned. I think you men are hating on Pink because she's in better shape than you & could most likely kick your ass.

Pink < Jessica Biel. True.

All that cash, and still she has to get her ink done at Alcatraz. Nothing hotter than a McChick that does her grocery list just north of Swatchtown.

Her tits fell to just above her hip line. WTF ARE those things anyway???

Pink has character.

And she looks mighty fine.

i'm having trouble reading the tone on your second post and the setting of the first, biatcho...

i prefer weed to whiskey and whiskey to wine,
and i'll take a girly man any day before i take a manly girl. i don't see why that should preclude the possibility that i think starving is stupid.

you wanna know the only difference between "man" and "woman" (note that i did NOT say "men" and "women")?

men confuse themselves for god, while women confuse their boyfriends for god. both have got something right, and something terribly wrong.

but go ahead and cram me in your box, if you want.

Shack, #20 is not me, it's the trollish one so don't get your panties too damp thinking about it.

I thought this was Matt Damon until I scrolled below the neck. Now that I know this is supposed to be a female, it makes me want to vomit it's so sexy.

anne heche on steroids.

20. ... unlike my rugburned dick and chafed hands.

she looks fit and healthy

she's not very pretty, but she's not ugly either

Is it just me? I think she looks fucking awesome. Mind you, I'm a girl and maybe that makes the difference, but damn if she isn't the hottest thing we've seen on Superfish in awhile.

MUCH better than "loose lips" Britney, firecrotch Lohan, balltastic Denise, STD petri dish Holly, and fatfatFAT Mariah and Tyra.

let me fix a couple of things:

"she's not very pretty, but she's not ugly if testing shows she's actually male"

"It must be me - I think she looks fucking awesome, but I realize if I were a guy I'd have to avert my eyes before my penis shrivels and drops off."

she looked pretty at her wedding to the man of MY dreams.
she seems like a down ass bitch that would kick yer ass just for fun.
buuut... whats with those frikkin penis muscles?

hello a

good to see you over here
it must be confusing
for people that
dont understand
our love

they are not important
love you babe ))

Pic #4..wow she makes that man look feminine hehe

my ex-boyfriend thinks she's hot. He's a moron though.

#42 your ex boyfriend must like men

Pink's body reminds me of a toned-down Brad Pitt from Fight Club.

LOL @ # 42! Yep, he's gay hon.

The Wheat side of me likes Pink's boobs and her womanly qualities.

But the frosted side likes her Penis and hard hard body!

I've always liked Billy Idol. Who knew he looked so good in a bikini?

This completely changes my mind about the type of people who support PETA.

Surf's up Dude!
You can practically see the walk. It spells B-u-t-c-h.
And yes, she beats up every dude she's gone out with.

Ok so she's no beauty queen but she has always looked like this - i don't get why people are so surprised??? She's one fit bitch and she's the kinda person who wouldn't give two shits about insults about her.
She is so much more of a role model for girls compared to the other trash that is out there.

She's a dude.
But I still like him.

#48-why you trollin?

Jessica Biel would be wise to enlist Pink as her 'friend'-get a load of those penis-sized sausage fingers.

Let's see - loud, borish, looks like a guy. Definitely a role model for my girls.

biatcho.....why is wally the troll painting you to be a lesbian in all his posts......must know something we don't know????? After all, according to jizz, that whole gang "knows eachother personally, not just online"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

explains your crush on me. OH btw, I never told you how cute it was the other day when you squealed "look, she's back!!" when I had been gone from the fish for a week

aaaawww

Penis!

she is gorgeous. not your typical beauty, but that is what makes her hot. she works what she's got and looks great.

@54...somebody here? has a crush on you?!??!!?

I find that very difficult to believe...

Nah correction.
She's a tough ass bitch and I'd so do her.

#53
Is a musician (up for opinion but she does make songs so it counts), doesn't go apeshit, is fit.
Hell yeah she's a good role model.

#20 -- is that you, Wally? You're pretty decent at writing erotica.

As for Pink being a good role model, I'm with #53 (who I'm assuming was being sarcastic), I think she makes an awful role model for girls...

Now for boys, that's a different story.

I loved this guy in the Jackass movies.

Yes, she's a perfect role model - for Martina Navratilova's kids, maybe. They already dream about having a penis just like mommy's.

its just her and her hand tonight

Hey Lezbot - were you talking? It sounded kind of muffled, I couldn't really understand you. Take your girlfriends Silver Bullet out of your mouth and speak up!

Take a look at Rick Shroeder now!

I wonder which cologne he wears?

Biatcho you know how I know you're gay? You know all about their toys.

Her humongous calves and ankles are driving me insane. She has the body and stance of Popeye the sailor man. {{Oh I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
I'm strong to the finish
'Cuz I eats me spinach
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man pooooooo poooooooooooo}}

I bet she would toss olive oil's salad

wow, i can't believe i'm entering this lesbo war, but (in defense of biatcho, who i consider something of a cyber-friend), may I say that I am totally straight and know all about sex toys. It's not just gays who use sex toys, genius. Lots of straight couples do too.

Hey Missionary Julia - you know how I know you're fat? You've never had an orgasm in your life and don't know to bring fun toys into the sexy party. Dykes aren't the only ones that use dildos you inexperienced chub, I feel terribly sorry for you.

OMG, it's The Damon! How do you like them apples!

Bob Hasko
www.TeesMyBody.com T-Shirts

#60
Why do you think she's a bad role model for girls? I think she's a good role model for boys and girls. You can be both. As long as you're strong (strong meaning steady) and happy.

biatcho, we are, i believe on the same page. However, that means we are soon going to be linked, as lesbians, in the small mind of Julia.

#73
Well you could be right about her being a positive role model and all...her tattoos do have nice words and pretty pictures.

Uhh.. I mean, yeah, she's fit and all, but it just looks weird. Good for her for being healthy.. but she's got what my friends and I call the "penis muscles". Like where it looks like her pelvis is popping out & down below that too.. they point towards the crotch - we call those penis muscles.. which I've only ever seen on a MAN. Swimmers and wrestlers usually have them.. MALE swimmers and wrestlers (if there is even such thing as women wrestlers). So, uh, this picture really freaks me out.

Is that Eddie Izzard?

word twzz, and lesbifats is going to have erotic fantasies about us as well that Wally will type up for all to see. Funny thing is, my husband actually checked out some of the stories and when I told him about the fat lesbian I had been linked with he almost threw up. If I'm gonna screw another chick she has to have at most 8% body fat!

What is it about lesbians that can't let hetero's be hetero's... always trying to push their dyke agendas on everyone else because of their own insecurities. To each his own I say. Well, sometimes.

The first thing that went through my mind after seeing the picture but before reading the headline was "Why is Aaron Carter wearing a bikini?"

#75
Oh please. I know the site is called "Superficial" but really now, if you're talking about role models you need to focus on character. A well bred Miss America winner can still be a pedophile while a rocker with her tongue pierced can teach your kids to be smart and protect themselves. I hate the saying "Don't judge a book by it's cover" but it applies in this instance. Not to mention the fact that she really doesn't look that trashy.

Could we get a new thread please?!?!

This is getting lame.

#78 -- I'm with ya. To each his/her own. I just want it shoved down my throat.

(that sounded really dirty, btw)

lol -- freudian slip. I meant, I don't want it shoved down my throat.

twizz

#78 - there's no need for that type of intolerance and hate speech. If you say that you're hetero and you know a lot about toys because that's what you and your husband need (desperately), that's ok with with me. I'm not trying to push any agenda. In fact, I love you (and twzzlrgirl, I guess). A lot. A whole lot. Like, it's a little scary.

Missionary Julia, I hope you think of me the first time you ever have an orgasm and that I ruin the whole experience for you. Take a hike, chubs.

I don't fucking know you?

I fucking know you.

I FUCKING KNOW YOU!

(tm) Timberlake

#75 - God - what century do you come from - Your like a grandma that thinks that everyone with Tattoos is a "bad" person.

It's the 21st Century - stop being so fukn judgemental

#83
hahaha but as for your #82 post I think it's a generalization that you were responding to. Very few people actually shove their sexual preferences down your throat. (That doesn't sound right but you know what I mean. =P) It's been the case for quite some time that it went the other way around, and it still is. The lesbian/gay community is often not accepted. But I know it does go both ways.

Yaaay for #87

B (can I call you "B"? as a pet name?) - one thing - you and your husband might want to try taking off the training wheels, so to speak. Just one time, see what happens. Probably nothing, but then you can plug everything back in.

#86.

Hey Maxi Fag! I see AA let you out early today.

I think gays and lesbians mostly don't want to get beaten up, but it happens a lot, starting in high school. Pretty unreasonable, huh?

Shes wearing shorts in fear that her cock might get exposed

Missionary Julia, what exactly are training wheels?? I haven't had sex on training wheels in years... so coming from someone with your complete lack of sexual experience please do explain? I fear that my explanation of it to you would leave you running back to the convent you came from.

I'm not sure when having short hair and an athletic body meant you're a lesbian...I guess that means I'm gay too...my husband's going to be so sad to find out that cutting my hair has changed my gender preference.

#84 "no need for that type of intolerance and hate speech"? That's a big fat fucking laugh, coming from you.

I've always thought that she was an extremely hideous and weird looking butch. She's arguably the ugliest lesbian in L.A.

#96 - oh good lord, you're not going to start whining about planes, towers, and terrified scurrying of doomed rats, are you? I'm already laughing.

#89 Stop being such a cheerleader you convict. You can do that behind bars but not out here you fruit. And we don't use the word Def anymore.

#87 suck on 89

so...

hello pink

do you hsave a plan ?

where will we go fromhere?

why noyt help the homeless?

or maybe a f r i c a ?

Missionary Fats, you're going to have to do a WHOLE lot better than that, you speckled crotch cricket.

LMAO-

speckled crotch cricket

HAHAHAHA

#99
Oh darling that was so mature, you absolutely convinced me of your astounding character. Plus your arguments about why Pink is a negative role model blew me away. You sure as hell proved me wrong.

#98 I don't have to, you'll put your size 12 in your own stupid mouth without any help. What's wrong, slow day in Canada today? Oops I forgot- they all are.

B - congrats, you know how to impress all the right people.

#88 - that's true....i agree with you. It's gone both ways, but for a long time the heterosexuals were pushing an agenda over gays/lesbians. I was more responding to those on this site/post.

:) And yes, I make Freudian slips quite often! Keeps my friends on their toes.

Twizz

#104 - good one. You are an excellent "me-too" type of person. Perhaps others besides my beloved biatcho will chime in, and then you can follow along afterwards.

Missionary Fats, I don't need to impress anybody. Just feel the need to shut the assholes up that are ruining what used to be a really fun place to waste the work day away. Speaking of wastes, have you commenced with your stereotypical suicide bombing yet?

Ah yes, "used to be"...on behalf of everybody who's crapping up your site, I'm very sorry. Who do you want to get rid of first? Should we put the Japanese back in their camps, or go all the way back to slavery?

To Twizz,
Well seems we agree so I really don't have much to say on the subject anymore. lol

And I think we all do, it was kinda his point =D. That and your mother is the root of all problems which is ridiculous. But my opinion on historical psychologist is completely irrelevant.

Hope you have a nice day.

-Bella

biatcho, "to each his own" you are kidding, right?

was it, or was it not you who, for no particular reason, stalked me on the internet, found my Myspace and saw I was a lesbian then came to this site and out of nowhere started calling me a big fat hairy dyke?????

don't be a fucking hypocrite you intolerant cunt. You're homophobic, own it or shut the fuck up

No shit, for a split second, I thought that was Eddie Izzard (whom I LOVE).

Oh, and btw, I think Pink looks awful. Not because of the short hair or tattoos, but I think she's just unattractive. However, I have a lot bigger problem with, say, Kirsten Dunst, who sets herself up as some cutie when she's really frickin hideous. I deal a lot better with someone like Pink who isn't out there trying to pass herself off as something she's not.

Hmmm....a serious post from me. I must not be drunk enough :)

#111 -- no offense, but is it really stalking if you are out there on the Internet with a picture/profile on Myspace? If anyone can find it, then someone looking doesn't mean you're being stalked.

#17 - Biel would win because she would grab Pinks' very odd looking love handles.

BIATCHO - Juliabella said she loves you. I know that doesn't mean much from someone who thinks she's from France, but she IS making an effort. Tommorrow she will decide that she doesn't like being beat up and will go annoy her family for a few days. Patience isn't your virtue but maybe you're really good-looking. My point is, JULIABELLA DOESN'T GET IT AND NEVER WILL - WHY DO YOU TRY??

Now i know why she calls herself Pink.It's a desperite referral to her female being.

i don't know of any one woman that would want to be as masculine (sp?) as this. unless you were one of those creepy steroid-driven body building no jennifer-love-hewitted (he)man.

is she a creepy steroid-driven body building no jennifer-love-hewitted (he)man?

Pink is gorgeous. She is ripped and her husband Corey Hart is cute too. He had a big hit in the 80s with I Wear My Sunglasses At Night.

I think Pink is a great role model for young women all over, lesbian or not.

lol -- i just noticed the skulls on the bikini....holy crap.

Having a high testeron-level Pink?

It was February 26th, a cool, blustery Monday, one which I'd thought would be like others. The shouting, pointing, pushing and shoving, wild yo-mamma/no yo-mamma calling of names, and then

it came; though

2007, a mere thirty-seven days new

a voice,

hey babe

lovefrog

froglove

lovefroglove

the reprieve diminished, pardon revoked
listen: Herbie, he spoke

I've spent to much time here already, but #118, please tell me you're kidding about the corey hart thing. Please.

#117
You spelled masculine right.

twiz, when the bitch-ho found my myspace, it was under my actual name, NOT Libraesque like it is now, so....you tell me if that qualifies as a stalker. She had to look long and hard to find some connection.

Girls with high testeron-level=girls who fuck your brains out,true story.

woodhorse - thank you for noting the olive branch I presented earlier to my beloved B. I thought it was a complete failure, but it provoked your comment, and now I think I love you. Truly. Madly. Deeply. Your own impatience licks me with the red flame of passion, just as your letters scream, caps-like, to my very soul. I will remember this day. Always.

#126 REALLY fucking slow day in Canada.

The Corey Hart that Pink married is NOT the 1980's singer, you fruitloop.

Please tell me you were kidding, and I'll retract the fruitloop comment.

#127 - yes, that's how we tag our days in Canada, slow, slower, and slowest. Slowest, for example, would be a day in which somebody said the same thing repeatedly, and for some reason bothered to type it in a box and hit a "Post" button. Possibly just to see if the ol' caps key is still working? Outstanding.

#129 Pity they didn't similarly tag you.

#130 - good one! Yet "they" would be "we" if such tagging were to occur, yes? Self-alienation is not among my many faults, although my beloved B might disagree, had she not run in fear.

Yes, twzzlrgirl, she is married to Corey Hart.

DUH

Alright LesbiFats, first of all way the fuck back when when you got your ass torn apart like shredded wheat by about 50 people on here, such as myself, re: Angelina Ass Kising that you do so well, you were the one who kept asking me how I knew you were a dyke. I specifically told you I don't know, nor do I care! I was just ASSUMING you were by how militant and angry you became towards ANYBODY that disagreed with you, re: Angeline Jolie Ass Kissing.

You became so enraged & borderline psychopathic about how I "knew" you were gay that you started spewing all sorts of shit to me, verbatim "What, did you look me up on the internet on MySpace?". Naturally, I didn't at first but I love to take any opportunity to make fun of some ahole who actually uses myspace to post their life to a bunch strangers on the internet. And all I had to do was google "Libraesque" and there it was. I was not the only person who found it & made fun of it, and hopefully after tonight I will not be the last.

But seriously, psycho, you truly need to have your head examined. You always seem to forget the things that you say to people that provoke their hatred for you, and then somehow always spin their words around to make it seem like we're the aholes. Well, that's your deal (to each its own) but don't dish it if you casn't take it lardass.

Now go hang with your little buddy Missionary Julia and teach her how to use a dildo, it sounds like she needs one in a serious way. Misery loves company and you two are some of the more miserable things I have ever come into contact with in my entire life.

#132 -- DUH -- Pink is married to Carey Hart, not Corey Hart.

Corey Hart is in his 50s by now.

I stand by my Fruitloop comment afterall.

See? Now that's tolerance in a form so prototypical it's virtually definitional. In fact, Merriam-Webster's webbot already cut and pasted that comment into the next version of their lexicon. Can anybody wonder why I love the B so? Sower of tolerance, giver of wetness, silver egg of freedom. My bosom. That's where you are.

Missionary Fats - oohhh, look at me, look at me. I'm running with fear. Fear of your evil fembot gynocracy (voice of Stewie from Family Guy.)

And woodhorse, might I ask you to kindly refrain from butting into things of which you are not privy to? Don't read these posts if you don't even see your screenname written in them...K? I don't even know what the fuck you are or why you are even involved in this????

Oh now I get it, Missionary Julia - when exactly did daddy divorce mommy? and how long was it before mommy started ignoring you because she blamed you for chasing daddy away? It's all starting to make sense now...

#124 and 133 I have to say I do remember this - you pretty much gave up everything in the way of clues, even that you were adopted, yes? And then even started calling yourself Lesbianesque to show how you diddn't care. There's no way anyone can stalk someone off this site, you have it back to front here. Why did you do it if you don't like people to comment to you?

OMG! Are you guys fucking for real with your idiotic little cyber-fighting? Is that really what you want to do all day? I hope to God that you all have jobs and are at work and bored like me, and not wasting your time at home when you could be doing something else, like say GETTING A FUCKING LIFE, and not just sitting at the computer for hours on what time I would KILL for--FREE TIME.....

Like I said, if your screenname is not acknowledged in a post don't read it. Move along...

Neh, these posts are for anybody who wants to read them. Anybody can read them if they want to...don't know why they'd want to, some of these are pretty fucking stupid, and some of you need to grab yer helmets and go outside and wait for the short bus....where was I going with this again....?????

I'm GLAD you just proved to this site that you really are a homophobic cunt.

So let me get this straight, you assume that everyone who disagrees with the people who post that aj is nothing but a media whore are....lesbians?????
I guess the world in general are lesbians, because the fat ugly insecure people here are the only ones who bash AJ and her humanitarian efforts.

And like I said, my Myspace WAS NOT "Libraesque", it was under my first name. I only changed it recently, after YOU or one of the other douchebag psychos here posted a link to it. But keep making up stories.

And pretty much everyone in the universe has a Myspace page, EXCEPT people like you, who are fat, ugly and boring with nothing interesting to say, which is why you could NEVER have a Myspace, because there you'd be, just like your Xanga:

no pictures of yourself or any friends. you're fat and ugly and have no real friends

no blogs, because you have no life, you do nothing but get drunk and pass out every night I'm guessing

and the only "friend" you would have would be "Tom"

You,jrzmommy,richport and the rest of the revenge of the nerds gang here are all the same
you hide behind anonymity so that you can call everyone here every name in the book

SO like I've said before gorgeous, skinny, hot etc...Biatcho, until you have the balls to post a picture of yourself you must know that everyone pretty much assumes you're an obese, ugly, grotesque loser, right????

Don't forget I sling pizzas too! Man, it's been a slow Monday for pizzas.

#136 too late. you acknowledged me. your bad. no I can't "kindly refrain" because I think it's funny to be obnoxious. Obnoxious, not offensive, get it?? Maybe you don't.

#142 That's silly - who says you have to post here under your myspace name? There's no law about that. I wouldn't ever use mine here because peopel go off on other posters who disagree with them - and even you didn't use yours at first as you say. Now it's like you want a reward for doing that and everyone who doesn't too is a terrible person. And everybody who doesn't have a blog isn't boring - if you have a full life you don't have time for one! You sound like a very confused person and if you post your pictures and personal facts, fine - not everyone has to post their so you approve or not. And everyone who doesn't do it is not ugly, that's silly, too. I'm just bored at work but you sound like a full-time angry person.

WOAH. wait a minute... whats wrong with getting drunk everynite, passing out and then posting blogs about it the next morning while having yer morning patron?

I think you're confusing obnoxious for stupid again. "your bad".

oh and P.S. maybe you are thinking of something else... cuz the myspace i've been to has plenty of fat, ugly, worthless fucks.

biatch......good comeback, I thought you'd throw out your old standby
"I'm not posting a picture so you can masterbate to it"

It's actually better the way things are, you call me an ugly fat hairy dyke etc etc...then people can go to my page and see that I'm SO NOT, and then they can realize, just like I do "that Biatcho, she must be a Jumbo Schleechum cuz she's too much of a pussy to post pictures"

So keep it up Mz Annonymous Biatcho, also the shit you throw out all the time about peoples parents not loving them, because what you're screaming loud and clear is
I'M PROJECTING

Eurogirl, please don't "talk" to me anymore, you're borderline incoherant, and you clearly don't comprehend much.
the 80 at the end of your name is that your IQ?????

"Pink wears bikinis too"

That's nice. Now can she *stop* wearing them, please? My eyes are starting to bleed.

Yes, Lesbifats, once again you are right and the world is wrong. Perhaps I can publicize my life on the interweb for a bunch of strangers to feel some sort of mortifying self justification but I am actually OK with myself and don't need to do that. If you do, that's totally awesome. Just makes you that much more of a loser.

And you know, I would love to put up a picture of myself just to shut you the fuck up, fer christs sakes. I can't on this website because I work in this industry and I can't have my face shown for fear of losing my fucking job. If you are so desperate to see what I look like I am sure we can arrange it in a not so public forum.
Does that please your self-loathing soul mein douche?

Your rantings are reading very familiar to me, you sure you haven't been out trollin' recently. Is that how you roll?

I specifically enjoy the part about the anonymity of those you hate here, all of whom, coincidentally, have been trolled, by some DOUCHEBAG.

My post was meant for the Bulldykesque

is that the real slim shady?

no dis-respect biatch.....but......"this industry"........the internet-gossip-rag-blog industry?
hhhhmmm, lets see here, your actual name is posted on your Xanga page, as well as your screen name.....and the city you live in....where you claim you HAD a picture posted at one time, but you.....took it down, and now you claim you're worried about losing your job......

yea, not buying any of it

you want to send me a picture...privately...something tells me it would be of your sister, you know, the one who got the looks

but HEY, I'll play along, tell ya what, I'll join Xanga, you can send me a picture of your pretty sister.. I MEAN you, and I swear I'll be totally honest about how gorgeous you are

#150 It's the year I was born. Put a "1" in front of it - that's YOUR "skinny jeans" weight. Recognize it now?

SlimFatty, I'm not some psychotic loser that would "troll" anybody. Shit, it took me about three days to change my name from Libra to Lesbo, Typekey SUCKS

you and the other revenge of the nerds kids keep me out of you and Wally's drama

157...HA!, that was actually a funny comeback

You are so jaded & angry that it is beyond even trying to rationalize with you, fats.
Apparently you just harp, that's all you do is harp. You have zero substance, zero personality and your very existence is the reason animals eat their young. But I bet you're great at parties!! (For being the lone, angry fat chick that everybody talks about and wonders how you got invited in the first place).

Pink has a dink.

@158 you are the one who's ranting, and if Revenge of the Nerds is your favorite flick, more power to ya. Personally, I'm more of a Better Off Dead fan.

Her lower torso has always terrified me. wtf? Only extremely athletic males should have a well-defined "V" like that. And lol at her tattoos.

That's a MAN, man!

Please remove #142 and ban her from the site. She obviously thinks shes smarter than the rest of us and she's way too verbose for anyone to read her useless, PC, sanctimonious babble. Someone please stick a penis in her mouth and show her who's boss ASAP. Thank you.

Pink's deodorant is strong enough for a man because it IS man's deodorant.

No, Secret, Suave or Lady Speedstick is not gonna control that testosterone fueled rank. This dude needs Right Guard superXtreme with a tar strip.

Remember back in the "Misha smokes weed" thread I said that a story about Thora Birch doing nothing would be sexier and more fun?

Remember that?

Well, I'm taking THIS story as a personal insult.

Pink is a nobody, never-was, has-been.

Pink is disgusting.

Pink is doing nothing.

Pink looks like a dude and has no tits.

THORA BIRCH, on the other hand, has been in at least two great movies (American Beauty and Ghost World).

Thora is not disgusting.

Thora does not look like a dude.

Thora has a natural monster-sized rack, which is a little lopsided, and she hasn't corrected it. THAT is how natural her big tits are, my heterosexual friends. They are THAT natural.

Now, then...a pic and story of Thora getting in and out of her car makes more sense than this, mmkay?

Got it?

OKAY?

DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND?

PINK=REPULSIVE

THORA=NOT REPULSIVE

GOT IT?

GOOD!

Oh my God!

I almost feel threatened by her existence. (Love the big, thick ankles.)

She's got a tough look on her face because underneath those shorts, a cock the size of a your forearm is solidly slapping back and forth against her thighs.

That cock......is her own!

I didn't feel like reading 167 posts, so I don't know if it's been said - but how does someone who was married (?) to a guy that owns a tattoo shop get such shitty ink ? They look like some blind dyke did 'em in prison.
Oh and @167 ... I love the cankles too.

It's her favouritie part of her day.

While still flaccid, she attaches the little chain to her circumcized Prince Albert, and pulls it between her legs and up the crack of her ass, and fastens it to the waist of whatever clothing she's wearing.

If she sees a girl walk by that she likes, and then goes to the bathroom, she's really attending to herself for a furious jerkoff session before the strength of her huge cock tears itself right out of the piercing.

That's our Pink.

"I wrote and recorded "Sunglasses at Night" in the summer of 1983...I just turned 21...I was working in what was at the time my musical mecca, England. Eric Clapton had just played dobro guitar on one of my songs and I was hanging out at Pete Townsend's house chatting with him about the best London studio rooms and his favorite vocal mic pre-amps...cool...Heady times for a kid from Montreal with a dream ......So "Sunglasses at Night" was my first ever single from my debut album "First Offense"...It was a last minute addition to the disc...After it was released in November 1983, my life and the world around me changed forever.A major hit song was born, International success...cool....Was it the melody? or the lyric? Was it the video driven imaging? Luck of the draw or simply the sound of the times?...I suppose it was all of the above and none at all....From Bob Hope to Wyclef Jean the song struck a chord and understanding this alchemy remains mystery to us all...Fast forward to the summer of 2002, I get a call from my record label Sony who ask me if I am interested in participating on a remix/recut of the song?...It seems to be the season, as several new versions of the track were being sampled/reworked and regrooved for release around the world....I thought about it and decided I would resing the vocal. Sony hooked me up with Original 3. This is our collaboration together...In my opinion nothing will ever replace the magical innocence of the original but then again this is not the purpose here...I'm always searching for discovery that intention can't find...cool again."

–Corey Hart
http://www.coreyhart.com/

(1) Biatcho actually thinks she can tell other people what to do? She thinks she can do this on Fish? (2) She has made herself the spokesperson for the world?? Biatcho you psycho screamer. You are one of those people who think they've won an argument simply by having more decibels in their speech. In other words, you are one of those offensive, stupid screamers. Yuck. It is good you are OK with yourself, it is not like you have a choice, you don't have anyone else.

Sorry, I nodded off there for awhile...had the strangest dream...
about my beloved B...

There was a special look in Biatcho's eyes that
seemed to reach out to me. We stared at each
other for a long time and suddenly found our
lips touching. It was more than a touch. Her face
pressed against mine and I returned her fierceness
with my determination.

My tongue probed her mouth and I found her eager
tongue waiting in ambush. We explored each other's
secrets as our clothes seem to float away. Somehow
we ended up on my bed trying to be one person.
Trying to know everything about the other one.

I felt her hand move across my naked hip and my body
wanted to pull her inside me. Her long fingers slid
over my ass and stopped inside the crack between
those two cheeks that were no longer hiding in my
panties. She squeezed my round globes and I felt a finger
move toward my asshole. I heard a sound and realized
it was me. It was my lust and passion crying out
for her embrace.

I found her hand and guided it down my stomach
toward my wet pussy. I pushed her hand into my silky
bush and held it there until she grabbed on to me
between my legs and started moving her whole hand
back and forth. I felt her finger on my clit first
and then she slid it inside me. She started moving her
hand back and forth with a constant pressure that
said she knew just what I wanted to feel and she was
so right. Her finger moved in and out of the flame that
was between my legs. I opened myself up for her.
There didn't seem to be an end to it. I floated off
to some place far away from reality. I could feel
tears well up in my eyes. Happiness was so wonderfully
strange. Her mouth covered mine. Her insistent
tongue entered my mouth searching, probing, exciting.
Her other hand touched my tits.

I had orgasms before. There was a time that I thought
I invented the orgasm. But, never anything like this.
My body exploded from high to high. I kissed her breasts,
her nipples, her pretty lips. My finger moved over
her face, cheeks, neck. Yes, oh yes. I lost track
of time and never knew when we fell asleep. We woke
in the morning still in each others arms. We woke
to a good morning wake up kiss that was the first
of many more to come.

We woke up in love.

Sorry, I had more Corey info but it didn't show up.

Stay tuned to the Superficial.com for all your latest Corey Hart news.

#174 What the holyfunkinell was that?

Uh, woodhorse, I think this is why biatcho didn't want you telling her juliabella "loved" her. For what it's worth, I think she overreacted some, you're funny, not obnoxious. This is like the fights at my family reunions but more fun.

Thank you #126, you made my day, again. Don't know how you do it....

Smells like Hepatitis.

Cake!

Hope to see you around flanattack -? tu hablas espanol?

#166 Sid, Thora called again. She's still gay. And you still can't watch.

I just noticed!! She doesn't have her navel pierced! That can't be possible! Everyone in California has their navel pierced! This is some kind of impostor! Well, Super Detective Semprini is on the case!

Somebody give me a lift?

So woodhorse' weakness is that heshe can't stand being dominated and owned by strangers apparently. And takes things personally. And then jacks off when another stranger gives heshe a pat on the back. Man, that's hilariously pathetic. I bet you're one of those sensitive pony tail types who "creates" poetry and wears a lot of black and has a desperate crush on Martin Gore and/or Morrissey.

I'm thinking maybe hormonal imbalance? Too much testosterone in her system?

Biatcho wins. Go to a few comedy clubs L-esque, read a few books, then go watch a few sitcom DVD collections. And after you get all of your material ready, annoted, categorized, and contemporary, you'll still lose.

How do you spell out a blood curdling scream?

It's disgusting but by boyfriend thinks shes hot, whick i think makes him at least a little gay

Missionary Julia, were you at one point or are you currently someone's mail order bride?

Biatcho - she who talks loud, carries a big stick but can't wield it: i am so dominated by Wally and one of my biggest weaknesses is when he picks you up and flicks you around like a marble in a pinball machine. Don't know those people you mentioned at the end. WTF is wrong with sensitive you fucking retard pit bull?

And maybe Tuesday will be a better day for slinging pizza - lol.

heh heh... "what's wrong with being sensitive?" Oh my lord, that made me cry it was so funny!

didn't get it AGAIN. you are sad.

I love lesbians. Especially because they come from an island in the mediteranean sea.

very funny, mia - is that the island drew and cameron are at? looks like they are having fun.

I hope not, for the love of the great people of lesbos island...

barbado, I think that #166,171 & 174 would be considered rants, but keep posting comments only about me, it just makes you look like the fucking asshole you really are

And Ritchie, do you and Biatcho have ANY idea how pathetic you sound? "Dominated" "Owned" "Winning"

jesus christ, what are you, 12????
I'm so embarrassed for you!!!

well, not as embarrassed as I felt for all you sad sacks when I paid a visit to the Ferret one day
oh my god, so pathetic!

6:00 a.m. "HI I'm here, where is everyone!!!!"

2024 posts later, and I aint lyin' here people, and it went something like this

11:57 p.m "o.k., well I'm tired I'm going to bed, g'night everyone!!!"

hahahahahahahaha, so fucking funny, and yet, so sad. Rich, you biatcho and the rest of your pathetic group remind me of that group of losers in Say Anything, sitting around the parking lot at the Gas & Sip on saturday night, only with you guys it's online...and all day,....and all night

But keep thinking you "own" people, it's .....entertaining, really

#196 - Wow. I see someone touched a nerve. And the funniest part of all is that you cuntinue to respond. I cun't understand why. Have you ever cuntsidered that maybe it's... you? I mean, cun't you see the cuntradiction? You read all of these posts about people you cuntsider pathetic, but you read them all. Thanks for the laugh, cunt.

For the record, I never thought you were a troll. You love yourself WAAAAY too much.

Wassamatter Lesbianesque, are you bitter? Perhaps if you weren't such a douchebag your entire life people would want to include you in their group.....not US of course, because you're a wall-eyed Yetti with no manners....but surely if you tried to be less of a self-righteous bitch SOMEONE would welcome you.....

#196 And yet, YOU. CAN'T. SEEM. TO. STOP. MENTIONING. IT.
For someone who doesn't care you sure seem to be obsessed, Lee Harvey, get out much?

Bitter, table for fat please! Do you ever just fucking give up? Just shut your goddamn piehole already. And if you're gonna talk about 12 year olds, was it not you that, for 2 weeks while I was on vacation and not even logged on to The Fish, were fucking going on & on about how you owned me and had me "banned" from the Superficial??? Cause I am pretty sure if I had the time I could go back and find that shit you useless doucherag.

and woodhorse, go hang out with your puppy dog and learn what teabagging really is you naive little twit. Then write a poem about it while you're listening to "Everyday is like Sunday" and biting your pillow.

OH LOOK! the gangs all here, but.....where's Biatcho, oh yea, I guess it's the lunch rush on the east coast

no ritchie considering your post, it was me who touched a nerve

oh, poor sad jrzmommy.........you just admitted you consider yourselves a....

group

....you actually said "US" that is so, so sad. Please tell me you're a REALLY REALLY young mother...like 16...

and #199, who the fuck are you, and what the hell is it exactly THAT I KEEP MENTIONING that's got you in an all caps tizzy.

As far as the pics of Pink goes, that's scary. As far as the whole pissing match here goes, that's just sad. Remember that getting into arguments on the Internet is just like competing in the special Olympics -- even if you win, you're still a retard.

I look at all the posts and I think that some of you guys actually like to argue and you only come here to satisfy some superiority lack.
If you don't care about (like you spend most of your time to say )other posters opinion and have better things to do (like you also spend most of your time to say ) well why don't you stop to talk and act for once? It's not difficult to ignore someone... I think that if some of you can't get over it it is because you are liars and you really don't have better things to do.

you know what's really cute biatch, you coming on here and asking me if I ever give up, when you're the one anxiously waiting for me to post something so you can comment on it.
You get a gold star for being the first person to post here today though

uh boy
go ahead biatch, 202 and 203 are all yours

Um.....yeah......you just described a group of people who hung out and chatted during the day together...what the fuck else to I refer to it as in the first person plural you fucking half-witted, bitter fuck up?

Or is it a nominative possessive?

#201 Who the fuck are we? We're "US", Libraesque - all of your lovers who've left you over the past 10 years because you're a bitter, obsessed harping Angelina-asskissing narcissist with an insane desire to prove irrelevant shit that just takes up all of your time. We tried to add your optometrist - the one who tries to get you to wear your glasses so you can see what you really look like on myspace - to this group but he ran away screaming.

202--and posting mean-spirited things about the accomplishments of the physically challenged makes you a complete fuckwad.

"US"

ha-ha!

#208 - nice try, jrztroll. I'd never post something as hypocritical as that. Everybody here knows I've ripped everyone and everything at one point or another.

#202 - You're right.... whew... I feel much better now. Wanna fuck?

Do you have barren womb syndrome, Lesbianesque? You also seem to be quite obsessed over me being a mother. You're probably one of those psychopaths who would kidnap a baby out of the nursery at a hospital and then tell everyone it's yours.

#212 The kid escaped. He's one of "US" now.

Troll in #210--you'll have to go dig through the archives.......I'm not sure if I ever made fun of retarded people. Have I? Hmm...I've called people retards, but I don't know if that qualifies........

Lesbiafats wants desperately to have her turkey basted but the docotr couldn't get past all the fat rolls & hair so they declined her case due to piggish obesity.

Les, wwwwhhhaaaat? was that supposed to be.......funny.....or????

And jizz, face it you fucking loser, everyone on this site that isn't in your "group" knows what you biatcho, rich, slim, etc. are. you're pathetic people who think you "own" people online, you come on here and pat eachothers backs whenever one of you posts something exceptionally nasty. You jump all over posters collectively like a bunch of rabid dogs. I'm feel sorry for your kids

#215 The baster went limp. True story.

I think Pink is a great person. She is unique and self confident.
I personnaly think that her body is unfeminine but it is a matter of taste. But what is that ''she's not a good role model for kids''. She doesn't fit in the beauty standard, she is not skinny, she is not stupid, she wrote songs about the wasted child of hollywood. She's a better model than many others because she doesn't try look like all the other pop singers. What is a good role model? ( And I don't say that she is the only and ultimate role model, juste not a bad one...)

Spoken like a true crybaby, Lesbianesque. *clap clap clap* a true crybaby with no friends who feels left out......

don't you worry your hydrocephalic head about my kids, either, Crybaby. You just worry about your obsession with them and getting the help you need to get over your barren womb. Hey--maybe get a puppy?

jizz, barren womb syndrome, are you fucking kidding? Do I .......know you? Oh wait, that would be a NO, so you wouldn't know if I have kids or not.
And YES it's disturbing to me that someone as nasty and hateful as you seem to be has children. That you clearly can't be providing them with an enriched environment since you're on the Fish constantly
You have the heart and soul of a serial killer, I feel sorry for them.

And my gosh, you are in a foul mood today, Lesbian....i thought for sure this picture of Pink would guarantee sunshine and lollipops for you today....what gives?

Yes, clearly you assume every woman who posts comments is a stay at home mom with kids....clearly they couldn't be somewhere silly like school......clearly your driveway doesn't go all the way to the curb.

People shouldn't make a beauty standard out of everything. They find something attractive and it become THE most attractive. You can think pink or jessica or britney or petra are great, you don't have to denigrate all the others. Diversity is so fun.

poor jizz
poor sad jizz.
jizz, are you talking about "real" friends.....cuz that would also fall under the category of the "you don't know me" thing
or......are you talking about your kind of friends, you know, internet friends.....
on a gossip site
that you've never met
that you don't talk to except on the Fish

..but that you feel all warm and fuzzy about, and consider yourselves "US"
????????

People shouldn't think that having a baby make them saint. Especially when they're trying to prove that they don't have to pay attention to those kids because they are at school. Also especially when they said that their kids were 3 years old in some other story. That's kind of young for school.

you just can't seem to give it up....the us thing really got to you. damn....you're creepy.

who is this mia person and why is she talking to herself????
SHUT UP
jizz and I are playing ping pong

um, do you really think i need to prove something to you here mia? hee!

Wow for a hard core dyke I would think Labiafats would be a little more in tune with her outer fembot. Just because a woman has kids doesn't mean she can't have a job you fucking nit wit. Geez, just because you aren't allowed to get married & have a kid of your own because you're too old & that well has dried up doesn't mean you have to hold it against us breeders.

#225 mia, kindly just STFU. No one said anything remotely like that and no one's kids are 3, you moron. Just go back to talking and playing with yourself.

seriously, Mia....you're ruining our game.

for once I agree with fats, mia you're not gonna get the attention you're craving so go bye bye now.

Lame attempt at trying to distract away from the fact that you called yourselves "us"

and got laughed at!!!!!!

I'm still wondering what else I should call a group of people......you said, "Rich, you biatcho and the rest of your pathetic group " so, clearly I'm part of that grouping of people, and when referring to the first person plural (nominative possessive? damn!) what else should one refer to it as? Ugh.......enough...this is boring.

And I must have missed the laughter....

#223 Pretty lame that you think that counts for something.

OH!! wait a minute--I see what's happening....you're going to hinge on this like you did when you allegedly ran Biatcho out of Dodge.....this is one of your bizarre imagined "victories".....aaahh, okay.....okay.....Yes, yes, I said "us", I'm so embarrassed...the laughter is deafening....yes...I need to leave now completely humiliated for saying "us".....yes.....okay....

oh look jizz, one of the gang came by to defend you!!
Thanks for proving my point bitch-ho, you dumbass.
And I know you're a New Yorker and real cosmopolitan and all that, so I'm kinda suprised you don't know that I can get married.
And ONCE AGAIN, I gotta say, why would you assume I don't have kids? Cuz my name isn't something cutsey and lame like jrzmommy.
Big Dallas fan there jizz?????

hu... what?
Ho! sorry jrzmommy! I didn't mean you... sorry that you felt attack by me. You know, there are lots of women out there who have children. Don't be upset every time somebody speak about creepy unresponsible mothers. Really, I was talking to that 16 years old drugs addicted girl that keep coming to my bookstore, trying to convince me that her child don't need attention because he is at school. (But I know the poor girl lies because she said last week that her son was 3 years old)

So I just assume that she created that ''kid'' story just to excuse her excess of fat, but she is clearly not smart enough to stay coherent in her lies.

Or, she created that ''kid'' story just to give an explanation to why she keeps calling herself ''mommy'' in random situations when nobody gives a fuck.

#238 It's assumed you don't have kids because people like you eat their young.

#239 mia, that story is just not believable because to work in a bookstore you'd have to know how to read.

Cassée...!

mia.......are you talking about jizz?
jizz is a 16 yr old drug addict with a 3 yr old kid????????
oh wait it can't be her, cuz you see jizz claims that even though she's birthed herself 6 illegitimate crack babies, she's the only mother alive that doesn't need control top undies for her post baby flab

you see, jizz is skinny, and perfect and beautiful...there's no proof of that, but just ask her!!!!!!

I suddenly feel like I'm watching a freak show.........and Mia is the gigantic bitch that steps on land mine and everyone applauds with reckless abandon as she is blasted to smithereens........

240......honey, you're not funny, and you stole that line from biatcho, someone who's completely un-funny

and your english improved there for a minute, Wal.......I mean "Mia".

That is really an original joke. When you go rent a movie, do you also make jokes about how you weren't able to rewind the dvd?
Wait! wait... Do you know the one about a guy in a restaurant that said ''no'' to the waiter when he asks ''do you want the bill?''
That's a good one...

Mia what? Mia Douchebag?

Who is wal...i mean mia?

241
My story in unbeleivable because of the bookstore part? My God! You're a Genius by proving all the rest of the story...

And why do you say I can't read?

(i'm so thrilled to see another occasion to clame that I speak french and that's why i'm making typos. I really love myself.)

uuuuuhhh.
I'm not diggin this thread anymore
I'm out

see ya round the campfire motherfuckers!!!

And yet further proof that L-esque acts exactly the way she looks in her myspace photo... hideous.

@196...You just figured out I'm an asshole, you disappoint me. I thought you were made of sterner stuff than that, you are coming apart . I know what you are doing now, you are balling your fists, you are angry, you don't know what to do. You have been destroyed, Ported, Biatchoed, Mommied and Slimmed.

I'll leave you with this, EVIL WILL ALWAYS WIN because good is DUMB.

#255 And sometimes dumb is just...mia. #251/2

I'm glad, I'm good.

#257 Not the same thing. And thanks for proving my point.

It is called a syllogism
If good is dumb and I am dumb, then I am good.

I agree with post #163,
I've never seen a v that deep on a female,
even on an athletic female. Check Jackie Warner out from Bravo's Workout, that woman has like 3% body fat and she doesn't have a v like that. Nor do the photos I've seen of those scary gals - Female bodybuilders.

It was killing her that no one had responded to her for about a half hour....she was just waiting and waiting and waiting.....

Are you talking about yourself jrz(what the fuck is that)mommy? Because the description is quite confusing... I was having a ''conversation'' with a very unpolite boy and nobody take care of yourself. So I assume that you are talking about yourself.

She looks like my boyfriend when he was a teenage (except for the little feminine part)

On a final note, Yes I am a Lesbian and yes I was ass raped by my brother who was gay at the time, I know it was my fault for wearing my hair too short.

I lived next to a dumpster in West Hollywood on Shoreham Drive. Sylvia was my bitch and she would do all the panhandling while I attempted to suck dick for cash. I realized this wasn't a good idea when after my first day I made 38 cents and Sylvia scored a bag of cheesburgers. Bitch.

OH MY GOD, I finally got "trolled"

Listen, Wally, I don't even "kno