Feb 26 2007Petra Nemcova and James Blunt hate their fans

FRIST!

First!

As confusing as this union may be, it's still doesn't match the headscratcher of Ric Ocasek and Paulina Porizkova. In fact, Ric Ocasek and any woman with sight is a headscratcher.

YIKES... what the F is she doing?

Damn! Second! Then fourth!

Another loving Czech woman.

Who are these people?

It's really sad when people say "First!" and they're not even first. It's like a high schooler bragging to her friends that she made the color guard, but she didn't.

weird, that's the story I used for my anticlown application...its like I'm psychic

if there's a post on Bette Midler calling Lohan a slut we'll know the "looking for new writers" means they need a story idea hehehe

holy mother of god in heaven and on earth at the exact same time.

talk about a real no-talent ass clown...

Okay, random I know, but check out the random chick's clamstrip knee cap in the third picture far right

It must be tough when your biggest claim to fame is that you didn't get killed in a tsunami.

James Blunt has had one song that I know of. The song where he stalks a chick on the subway and basically is a creepy bastard.

Glad to know they keep playing that stupid song at weddings.

FRIST!!

LOL

Her dress is so shiny.

And I guess they didn't notice, or maybe they're assholes.

One word: WTF?

He's trying to act cool, but his "can you fuckin believe it???" eyes give him away.

I went to Ocean City NJ this past summer and this chick signed like a dozen autographs and pictures for some random restaurant - they were all over the wall...
So basically, Jersey boardwalk "publicity" is worth more of Petra's time than assisting a fan whose foot she just broke...
It's a sad, sad world

Petra Nemcova is an attention-whore. She'll last as long as the camera keeps panning on that dude in award shows.

Petra Nemcova is an accomplished tennis player. She is the first Russian female to attain the #1 ranking in the world.

She's hot but obviously still fucked up from banging her head against that tree in the tsunami. That's the only conceivable explanation why she lets that twisted little British troll put his pee-pee in her.

i think she looks like a super sexy chipmunk.

#20: that's exactly right. Every time I see a pic of her making that googoo smile, I try to put my finger on which small woodland creature she resembles.

Holy cow! I got FRIST and I didn't even know it. Wow, I am stealth. Universe, you've done it again!

Uh, I'm drawing a blank here, I don't know who the fuck these two buttholes are.

Wow the next thing you know he'll be drugging Petra with oxycontin and viagra, oh wait he already has...James Blunt is EVIL

#23 Eh, they're just buttholes....they'd be better off putting up a picture of you and me and making up a sweet story....you know, random people

This isn't ANYWHERE NEAR AS FUNNY as the photo of the guy whose foot they ran over which is on Dlisted. You should have run both photos, Fish. I mean, this guy is really PISSED. Imagine having to be famous for that shit.

Czech women must all be blind or they're taught from birth to hitch their wagon to a guy with money. No matter how toll-like he might be. Isn't Trump's wife Czech, too?

This is what scientists call the "steve nash syndrome". Pretty women who date short hairy men based on the size of their wallets...oh i'm sorry, I meant all whores in Hollywood. Carry on.

He is British, he more than likely has a very large schlong. She went thru the trama of the tsunami a few years back. a big one and a head injury, mystery solved.

I know it's cool to come out here and purposely pretend not to know the celebs in the stories, but seriously...

Who the fuck is James Blunt?

And with a name like that, why isn't he more cool?

eh, She's okay.. I wouldn't use the word Hot but she's alright.
As for him though, He's a freak of nature. Seriosuly, He is so ugly it's almost sad. I usually find british guys to be the best looking ones but this guy is nasty.
Plus, this is the most dressed up I've ever seen him look. He always wears jeans tee-shirt and motorcycle jacket. He's a loser and his music is shit.

I think he's hotter than hell but she's a butterface. Nice body butterface! Seriously she is a moon face.

As for running some dumbass over, with that camera around the guys neck he was not 'just a fan' he was papparizi. He is lucky James wasn't driving a tank.

Oh, I hope the guy sues Blunt for every cent he's ever made off that suck-ass song, "You're Beautiful". His voice just makes me cringe like hearing nails on a chalkboard.

who the fuck is that butthole and why is she with him? She must've hit her head on that tre harder than they let on; I think she's damaged or at lest blind. I love how no matter who the woman is, there's always some chick on here who will comment she's not that hot. Sure honey.

29. Your comment seems to imply that to be British is to be well-hung. I believe your statement to be non sequitur. Blunt is as likely hung like a bug.

Nemcova broke her pelvis in the tsunami, and hung on to a palm tree for 8 hours to live, but she had no head injury.

Logic does not offer a convenient explanation. Yes, a woman hot enough to make your eyes hurt is willingly having sex with a hobbit.

To me it looks like she's storing nuts in her cheeks for winter.

Hey maybe it's his nuts, that's why he whines so high on that song..makesya think.

Hey, well that guy who got his foot run over now has the ULTIMATE autograph!!!!
A story he can tell for the rest of his life

She acts like a Czech version of Britney Spears...EuroTrash run amok on foreign shores.

#18 What the hell are you smoking? She's not even Russian, ya douche!

who??????????????????

He is not so bad, not great, but not fugly. Fugly is for CarrotTop and Brian Peppers. She is pretty but not terribly interesting looking.....

Petra has more quality then every American female cunt put together. You just won't find an American girl that looks or acts like her. It's like trying to find a unicorn or leprechaun: it's impossible.

I have no idea who that dude is but I think Petra is totally and completely gorgeous. I would love to meet her and when I say "meet her" I mean that I would like to put my penis in her stinky places, thanks.

I'd say something snarky, but pro wrestling's on and I need to satisfy my latent homoerotic fantasies first.

cheats on his girlfriends, looks like ass, sings like he got hit in the crotch, runs over fans.....WHY IS HE FAMOUS?!?!?!?!

They just don't belong together, it's like someone has taken two seperate pictures and merged them together.
She looks Hollywood he looks more Hollyoaks.

Ahahahahah! Serves him right for being a fan of the Blunt. UGH.

This entire "bit" works on the presumption that at some point in time, someone somewhere said "I am a Petra Nemcova and James Blunt fan". I have a tough time imagining this.

If James Blunt didn't hate his fans he would stop singing.

I wish her long lost sunami fiance suddenly reappear and slap her with his soggy dick.

I wish her long lost sunami fiance would reappear and slap her with his soggy d!@k

Whoa, whoa, whoa people! What's with the wave of contempt? You shouldn't try to pour so much water on their starlit fire. This earthquake of criticism and the resulting deluge of negativity is strange and unwarranted... it's not like she left he boyfriend to rot on a beach while she sexed it up with Blunt. Her fiance left her to pursue a career in deep sea diving. Don't you know her career is hanging on for dear life on the proverbial palm tree? I'm sure she feels like she's swimming against a torrent of destruction. Go easy on her. Geeeeez...

18--what's the word I'm looking for.....what is it.....oh! Yeah....DUH!

She mistook James Blunt for a huge blunt shaped like a man because she was just looking to get high

You people are insane. His music is amazing - Get off the bandwagon and use the brain you were given, and don't just go with the flow and say the same shit as everyone else. Besides - Are you better looking than him? and her? No, I'm not, but it's like all she has going for her is her boobs (note how they are on display, intentionally - Like Hey, look at THESE, not him! (not that those arent almost great boobs, anyway))

@55...Are you crazy? Is that your problem?

All that I can say about James Blunt is... who? Not only have I never heard of him, my therapist has never heard of him. My therapist makes me nervous. If you look, it says THE RAPIST. And, I am not comfortable with that unless I can get some Percodan. Or Xanax.

Hey, who is her chiropractor? She's got to have a serious hunch from slumping next to that shrimp. What is she, like 2 feet taller than him? Throw him back in the midget pool, lady.

Well, I think anyone with sight can see why he's with her. I'm sure she has other lovely qualities, but the most important ones are right below her chin (and I guess she's pretty good looking, too). As for him, he's OK, he's not a troll, IMO. There's a fairly long list of British dudes I'd rather hook up with than him, but whatever. To each her (or his) own.

Oh, and she is WEARING that dress. Nice.

I love how tall chicks always have to strike the most retarded poses to keep from looking taller than their midget boyfriends.

James Blunt should be caned.

#57

"The rapist for 500 alex"

"That's Therapist Mr. Connery"

It gives hope to all us commoners. (like James the one hit wonder is not a commoner at this point in time). Her boyfriend who perished tragically in the tsumani was gorgeous. Now she is happy with James? Whatver! Good for her and he hit the big time.

Um, the dude with the broken foot was a celeb stalker blocking the car with his body and pounding on the hood trying to get autographs to sell on eBay to feed his drug habit.

Shoulda backed up and hit him again.

No way no how anyone convinces me that Petra ain't the bomb.

European girls like her have America ho's beat.

I love how she kept him in the first two, but then shoved him away for the last ones. Haha. He is uggggly and I hated his damn song.

#55 your the one who's brainwashed, his music is shit and his voice sounds like a 2 year old. His lyrics sound like a greeting card.

Why are you continually tormenting us? Must we constantly be reminded that this megahot chick is dating the kind of dork that even Mr. Rogers would make fun of?

shes stunning hes a freak who got famous on the back of one lame song, why?

James Blunt looks like Charles Manson's kid, just slap a swastika on his head and they could be father-son twins. The creepy photo with him and Petra looks like he's going to take her home and chop her up in itty-bitty pieces and then make another song, "your beautiful, your beautiful, you taste so good, yum-yum."

please, sue the hell out of them...please