Feb 14 2007Paula Abdul has never been drunk, honest!

Fruit!

If she's been a MAN she's been drunk.

NO.

She's a wack-job and 1/2!
But she has worked hard-
got to give her credit
for that.

FREAK

Crack is whack! I make entirely too much money to do crack. If I do crack... show me the receipts.

paula abdul = diarrhea

LOL... and I never screw off at work writing silly things on this site......

Unlikely.
I think it would be impossible to sit through the show if you weren't drunk.

@9... Hilarious. And oh so true.

Worked her ass off, my ass.

She can't sit still, she's slurring her words and using exaggerated hand gestures. She'll be checking into the hospital for "exhaustion" any day now.

If it aint drugs or alcohol, it must be a tumor, which is cause for celebration. Thank god for cancer.

Didn't she go into rehab when she was married to Emilio whatshisface? I was barely paying attention to her at the time, but wasn't that the story? She's claiming she's NEVER been drunk? That's like saying she's never lied or been late to work or taken more than 15 items into the speedy checkout lane. If you're 40-something and you've never been drunk, there's something wrong with you.

Props to #9, I second that. That's the only way I'd watch it.

She is trying to get by on a technicallity. She says she has never done "recreational drugs"

Oh give me a break, Doctors in L.A. will prescribe celebrities ANYTHING they want. How is it that a normal person has to go through a strip search just to buy cold tablets at a pharmacy but all these celebs are getting addicted to prescription painkillers. The fact that they have ENOUGH painkillers to get addicted shows that they have their doctors under their thumb.

Paula should answer the THIS question "Has she ever been in an impaired state do to either alcohol, recreational OR PRESCRIPTION drugs" That loopy bitch wouldn't answer THAT question I'm guessing.

Oh, and Tom Cruise likes big dick.

She and Whitney Houston should hang out.

So she's admitting to being a fricken ding bat. The question should have been, 'What the fuck is your problem?'

Is it considered recreational if you pop 6 vicoden since they were prescribed by the doctor???

She married Emilio Estevez on purpose, of course she's been drunk and high and cracked out and fat.

people who have been intoxiated during their careers: dick van dyke judy garland kevin federline.. if these gus can pull it off, so cant p.dully

She's never been drunk? Geez, that makes for a kind of boring life. At think everyone at least once in there life has to have one of those experiences where they get really hammered. Where's the fun in getting to look back on your life and realize you never once got trashed? Or is she just lying about the whole thing?

"Tell me someone who is into partying and or doing drugs that could have done that"

Hmmm...what about the Rolling Stones ? Aerosmith ? Metallica ?

Ok, kids... so, the lesson here is to drink as often as possible.

She's too high to realise she's drunk..

I'm puzzled by this notion that she's 'done' something. 20 year career of what? She used to dance and 'sing' like 20 years ago. Then she was huddled in a cardboard box for all I knew. She came out of nowhere for the American Idol crap-o-la.

SHE'S A NASTY PIECE OF SHIT.

WOw I sure hope what she's doing is on sale on black market ebay soon, I want some absenthalchohweedhashamaredbulltarded!

Heavy pain killer abuse causes exactly the symptoms we saw in that clip: The fidgeting, the slurring, the incoherence. Reminds me on Anna Nicole.

Wouldn't it be a beautiful Spring if we could start the year off with a series of celebrity suicides?
Lindsay, Britney, Paula, and (if their is a God), Katie fucking Couric!
Ahh... I can dream.

Honestly (and this coming from someone who HATES that peice of shit show and its peice of shit judges) Paula looks and acts like Michael J Fox used to....right before he came out and told everyone he had Parkinsons Disease.
Im telling ya, look for the announcment at the end of this "Idol" season.

She's a useless cunt, and is obviously full of shit.
Also, has anyone read the thread of posts on US Weekly under the "source" link? someone should send Edna over there...

Ok I finally watched this clip and I am convinced it's Blair's cousin Geri from Facts of Life, not Paula Abdul. Cerebral palsy is nothing to make fun if but in this case I'm all for it.

Whoa.

maybe they use sum1 elses voice on American idol and put it over her voice so she sounds annoying but sober

it explains y she avoids public speaking and cameras

Oh ya, she's TOTALLY sober. I can't understand why anyone would think otherwise. Ah huh.

"Just look at my 20-year career."

What?

"Just look at my 20-year career."

What?

I'm also for granny panties, Valtrex, supersized fries, butt sex and dwarf tossing, not necessarily in that order.

Except for the time I had sex with her at halftime of the Lakers game, on the court, when she was a Laker girl.

-Kurt Rambis, 1943

Don't you proofread your posts? Look again, you typed 'year' instead of 'minute'.

It looks to me like a stroke or transient ischaemic attack.

Yes, Paula, your 20 year career that includes Vibeology and an eating disorder. You peaked with the Laker Girls.....it's okay to get loaded now.

What's even more amazing is that she is still a virgin. TRUE STORY: when she was in Santa Fe with her then-husband Emilio Estevez, they didn't have cash to pay for their restaurant tab and Emilio had to leave her for a hostage until he came back with cash as the restaurant wouldn't take their check. Then he divorced her.

# 39..... I was thinking the same thing. Left sided droop, talking almost as bad as Dick Clark, and that almost Parkinsonism-type movement in her chair... either Myasthenia Gravis or TIA/CVA.

ha ha....skeletor has never done drugs? one look at the veins on her arms tell a different story...

shes not on drugs or high on american idol its a disorder she got from her plane crash and cheerleading incident leave the poor woman alone!http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2005-04-20-paula-abdul_x.htm go to that site it explains everything trust me

shes not on drugs or high on american idol its a disorder she got from her plane crash and cheerleading incident leave the poor woman alone!http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2005-04-20-paula-abdul_x.htm go to that site it explains everything trust me

whys everyone so nasty? what has paula done to deserve such hate? i never heard of any scandalous behaviour from her & you guys are shredding her. i watched her show to see what all the fuss was about, she seems like a nice lady. -but the metal plates in her neck : i would understand if shes on pain killers for that, i had a chiropractic adjustment go wrong & have been suffering with a neck injury since. it is living hell i tell you. & what ive got wrong is nothing compared to paulas misery. she would be in constant pain & discomfort & nobody would know it by looking at her. screws drilled into her fragile vertibrae, i dont know how she copes. it is extremely draining to have a neck injury; as well as emotionally stressful. she pays her ppl to do a job & they dont do it, id be upset too. i noticed that paula puts her whole heart & soul into her projects, so i understand her dissappointment when it doesnt work out. imo she is underappreciated, & i think her assistants take their job for granted & dont understand what a priveledge it is to hold a position like that..if only paula would pick me! ill pack the comfy jammies for your plane trip =P

What a bunch of fucking losers, talking trash about someone just because they're pretty and successful. So what if she claims she's never been drunk? It's probably true, and it's one of the reasons she is better than you. I suppose it'd make you feel better if she admitted to getting wasted and doing something really slutty like you have done.