Feb 23 2007Patricia Heaton braless see-through

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There are a few ways to make for a really hot see-through photo. Being 48-years-old isn't one of them. Patricia Heaton showed up to the opening night of the Los Angeles production of Wicked without her bra on in a see-through top. To be fair, the top wasn't see-through until the flashes started going off, but shouldn't she know better by now? She's got like all those years of wisdom. And dentures. And whatever else it is old people like to brag about having. Uncontrollable bowel movements?



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OMG... where was her stylist??? Why didn't she call me??!

FIRST !!!

I think she needs to focus more on getting her ears pinned back

CRAP !!!

Actually you're number two on this sexy number!

I'm always though that Patricia Heaton "AKA" Debra was a seriously hot MILF! Maybe that's why I watch Everybody Loves Raymond every night :D

How come you can see her breast on the right and not the left?? And don't tell me it is the light b/c the last pic she is looking straight ahead. Hmm...
Ps- I think she looks great!

She looks like one of those characters from the Muppets.

How does it go?

"I think I threw up a little in my mouth"

Nice figure, looks like J. Lo in 10 years in that third pic...It'll be interesting to see if she'll be horrified to see these pics given her conservative viewpoints.

Dahm i delayed my post, 2 look at her tits, and i missed first :(

Does she suffer from mononippleosis? What's up with the one nip? Does the other teat resemble Telly Savalas' head?

The milks gone bad.......

It's funny that the top is only see through on one side. It's like a third eye down there or something. I guess it's more creepy than funny.

It's powdered milk by now.

Coming from a fucking retard who posts this shit to try and ruin threads, fucking fuckstick..............

#10, she was on Conan recently and walked out on to stage wearing jeans (IIRC) and a Conan O'Brien sweatshirt. I was like WTF, I stayed up all night for this?

Turns out, she was set to wear a dress with a plunging neckline and when she put it on in the dressing room before coming out, she felt to embarrassed to wear it b/c her boobs were halfway hanging out.

She'd probably go into convulsions if she saw these pics :-)

@14 What's a matter? Not getting enough love from prettybaby, she still gives it to me.......

P.S. She's got a hot siter too.............

aaaaw, is the little man mad?

Whats up with the black tights and the turqouise necklace?

@7 - It's the way the dress is cut. There's an extra drape of fabric on the left side (our left, her right).

MIWF

mother i wouldnt fuck

tittays!!!

She's had a tummy tuck and a boob lift. Did she not have enough left for the ear tuck?

Id still baby batter those saggy fuckers

That dress looks like a bathrobe. Is she so old that she forget to change out of her bathrobe?

Ms. Heaton looks alot better than most women her age and you may think she's old but there are alot of old farts reading this that wouldn't mind her warming her feet on them in bed. I agree that the ears could use some work or at least camoflauge but what disturbs me most is that she appears to have two breats and only one nipple.

I think her breasts look great. Def had some work done.

nipppllls!!!

I wonder if she felt sexy when she left home that day... what's next? Ray Romano in a Saran Wrap Speedo?

@1, i'm going to assume that someone named "stylebites" would not be a good person to call as a stylist.

@2, i love when that happens to people. posting "First" is so pointless and stupidly annoying, so it makes me smile when people look like even bigger dummies for doing it and actually being second.

you know what, there was a time towards the end of everybody loves raymond, after she had all the surgery and stuff, where i would watch the show and couldn't help but think that she was one damn fine milf! i would have gladly caught a quick glimpse at her nipple back then. but this pic here, just doesn't do it for me. what a shame.

I'd do her.

@22 the term is milf, not miwf. milf shouldn't have to be explained, everyone knows what it means. miwf, that's just plain wrong.

@26 and everyone else knocking the dress, i may be wrong about her intent, but has anyone seen Wicked? cuz if you've seen it, the green dress and black stockings and shoes and the whole style of the outfit make perfect sense. i'm going to assume she dressed that way in the spirit of the production.

Everybody Loves Nipples.

Actually, she should pick up a bra at Albertsons....

conservative bitch with ugly nipples

excuse me. nipple*

She looks looks like a frickin' Keebler Elf with those ears & that green dress and the horrifying knockers.


Shouldnt she be protesting an abortion clinic somewhere?

The nipple got me started, but to rub one out I needed to think also about her postmenopausal genital shrinkage, gray pubic hair, and incontinence. BOIOIOIOINGGGGG!

She looks like a retarded string bean.

LMFAO @ #12!!

LiLo wannabe

Until I scrolled down to see the whole picture, I seriously thought she was wearing a fucking bath robe! What a fugly dress!

I think she looks pretty and I usually can't stand the sight of a scientologist. Well, let me rephrase that - I can look, it's hearing them that is like nails on a chalkboard.

I dislike her for so many reasons. mononipliosis is the least.

I've always thought that woman seemed a little off : weird comments on weird interviews, pissed about everything ...
Now, all the world has the proof

#s 49-51 - Britney, is that you calling us retarded fat scum?

Patricia is suffering from Anorexic Big Head Disease (ABHD). Sad to see it in someone so very, very ancient...

we have lives, projection is a fickle thing.

Still smokin' hot, though not looking her best that night.

i dont know...call me crazy, but i lke it

www.carpemundus.com - hag chasers

Old people? Since when is 48 old? Honey, I'm 43 and most girls in their 20's and 30's these days wish they look as good as I do (without any surgery or enhancements too). Granted, I got lucky with the sexy Mediterranean genes, but still. My 33 year old boyfriend sure as h*ll agrees. So, don't be knocking the sexy WOMEN, you ageist dork.

That said, I don't like Patricia Heaton much either, but her body is better than Lohan's, Britney's, Kim Stewart's, Paris and Nicki Hilton's and half of the Hollywood no talents, half her age, any day. Her outfit is horrid though.

I haven't seen such a ugly woman in a long time.It must be some pregnant primate-species which they found somewhere deeply in the jungle.The missing link?

She's OK. I've seen her look better when she has the red hair. But she is a good actress. Her role as that anal-ambassador to Yemen in that 911 film last September was well-done. She's OK, not too old yet, but that green-granny dress isn't helping.

Oh look, her titties are winking!

omfg DYING at "Everybody Loves Nipples"!!!

Woodhorse, are you sure she's a crazy scientologist? I thought she was Catholic.

diavolobella: "Since when is 48 old?"

-------------------------------------
Since the dawn of time... Maybe 3112 when the life span jumps to 130 years- THEN 48 won't be old.

I'm sure you're lovely but you're a hag next to my mid-20 fox. Mediterranean genes or not:)

Damn do I ever find it amusing to see people yelling out "FIRST" when they are clearly in second or third place..absolutley
pathetic! ...and btw, who the hell is this hag?

Why so mean people? It's called ageing gracefully - yes shame about the nip slip but it's just a nipple! it's not exactly flopping out of her dress. She is the same age as my mum and if anyone talked about her like this i would kick their ass!
Have some respect for her cos we will all be that age one day.

Uhhhh...excuse me...

#62 And when we are we'll be fucking smart enough to wear a bra.

Jeez, cover up the beer baloney nipples lady I'M EATING HERE!

Pride of Chucky, trust me, you wish. Most people think I'm no older than 25 at age 43 and demand I show my driver's license to prove it. So, trust me if I look this 25 at 43, when I was your age I was 1000 times hotter than you are now, and right now I'm still 500 times hotter than you are. You can't win, so give up, child.

I'm sure when you are 43 you will look every bit of it. Either way I'll still be richer and smarter than you, even when I'm 100.

66 show us a pic, so that we may judge.

@35 LMAO

She should know better than this. There have been too many photos of celebrities with see-through clothes on the red carpet.

61, Lighten the fuck up. Did you miss the whole "frist" thread? It was pretty funny actually. Ah, forget it.

You should hope your boobs look this good when you're 48. Patricia is a hot milf!

"That's no nipple!"

#70, anyone can buy a set of tits like that. That is what she did and she admits to it. They are fake, just like her personality and her President.

Alright, this isn't funny. Which one of you stole her right tit?

One night a woman's breast came to a man's room and
began to talk about her twin sister.
Her twin sister this and her twin sister that.
Finally the man said, but what about you, dear breast?
And so the breast spent the rest of the night talking about
herself.
It was the same as when she talked about her sister: herself
this and herself that.
Finally the man kissed her nipple and said, I'm sorry, and
fell asleep. . .

Man, I am so jealous of Jrz. At least her troll is funny & entertaining. Mine is a borish assipe. Nice job up there, nitz.

the cheese is old & moldy.

where is the bathroom?

You know it's the real RichPort because I'm FUNNY!!!

#72
i was commenting on her boobs. i don't care if they're fake, they look good.
leave it to a brain dead "i'll say whatever libtards tell me to say" moron to bring in bush on the subject.
now, go back to your big #1 pencil and leave us adults alone.

You know it's the real RichPort because he's got his head up his ASS!!!

I think she looks pretty cute even the nipple is perky.

stupid anti-stem cell research bitch.

I never watched this bag-of-hag on tv. She is a BushNeoNut. It won't be long before she is on PTL. That or she'll be doing infomercials. By the way, I heard her say she got the tits for her 50th Bday. Yuck.

She could use a Shamrock spooge shake on her face.

Americans love the Idol!

All you lame idiots will be 50 one day. Remember what an a**hole you were when you are wishing you had a woman that looked like her.

Let's ask Michael J. Fox what he thinks about her middle-aged tits. I'm sorry, this woman is so ugly on the inside that I don't care if she "goes Britney" and follows this see-through act with a look up her skirt and the horrors contained within. She's a horrible human being and not worth the time it takes to look at her and say "SO FUCKING WHAT."

#84 Nobody here is gonna be that desperate at 50, hon.

Yes #59, sad but true, she's BFF with Priscilla Presley, Kelly Preston, and the gigantic Kirstie Doughboy that trampled the city in Ghostbusters.

BIATCHO & JRZMOMMY - do you also suspect that #66 is really JULIABELLA?? You know, the argumentive one with the fake french accent??

Dang....I will never watch Everybody Loves Raymond again. Too many nightmares...

#78 NotTheMomma,
You are obviously a slob. However, you misread me. I am not a liberal. I just don't like idiots (Heaton and W). I am actually a Christian conservative. I hate gay people, black people, poor people and really poor people. I can, however, lick my own penis, follow religious leaders who hate gay people (but are actually gay). Jeb in 2008. We need to stay the course! I love you NotTheMomma.

she is a vulgar human being, against anything that even remotely gives humankind hope. she and madonna should have their asses booted to the west bank in the hope that a bomb blows of those saggy tits

She bought them she might as well show um! But she just killed her chance to control the Republican party! Or maybe she was trying to hypnotizes us with her robot tits... wow I already feel myself voting against stem cell research LOOK AWAY!!! Save yourselves...

I see her scare

#87 I think you are mistaken. Maybe you are confusing Patricia Heaton with Leah Remini the fat chick on "King of Queens." She is a Scientologist. Patricia Heaton is just a generic wacko.

#66 - I think "Mediterranean Gene" more linked to the wide mental distortion field that you, a 40 year old, sees a twenty year old in the mirror.

But hey more power to you...

And - "my mid-twenty fox" wasn't referring to me darling, duhhh..... :)

how can anyone not find her beautiful. her face is flawless! and she's wearing green b/c of wicked

Definite MILF action!

her earlobes are actually sagging more than her boobs. weird.

Patricia Who?

Is she in Porn?

Repulsive, disgusting fanatical-Catholic pro-life bitch.

And ugly fuckin' nipples too.

sorry, but i think when celebs think that theyre not cared for anymore, or the paparazzi isnt chasing them for pictures, that they just do some extreme stuff like show off their nipple, only for more attention, this doesnt seem like a mistake at all

I'd fuck her hard...

...in the ass!!

Yeah, I fuck pretty much anything. Yes, you guessed correctly: even your mom.

Probably not the first to say but I would definately hit that. She is the only reason to watch Everybody Love Raymond. I can't stand Ray, by the way, so the title is wrong.

god, she is a NERD!

Looks like she's wearing a bathrobe...maybe it's alzheimers and she forgot to change

#94 my bad. Why do they look alike to me? Now I don't even know who this woman is other than "the woman who wore the fugly green dress". Guess I am not going to get a job covering "Who Plays The Wife". I don't watch TV, gossip columns and the news are more fun.

Ha, here's a fact for those who worship the God of Youth, your going to get old... if God doesn't whisp you away before your 25, so duh duh, everyone gets older...DUH. That is something you can't control, so making fun of age makes you sounds like you are an insecure idiot.

NOW, with that being said, her age has nothing to do with this picture... yeah so you see some nipple. OH MY GOSH, is this a post of 12 year olds, tee-hee, I see her nipple. C'mon... are you that stupid? Go travel somewhere like France, actors and actresses show off tits everyday... by the way, have you seen your own tit yet? Anyways, so she has a see through green shirt revealing some of her nipple. I guess I'm not seeing the BIG deal here...

@107...
First of all,
Nobody here's going to france, why? Because we enjoy personal hygiene and we are not Al-Queada loving socialists. You got that comrade?

Second we make fun of everybody here, if she didn't want to be made fun of she shouldn't have gotten old.

BarbadoSlim, Ahh, can you just smell the insecurity in the air? When one reacts so defensively to another's post. Diversity is the spice of life, mon ami (that's French btw).

You may want to talk to mom and dad though, the "Al-Queda loving socialists" comment with a twist of "Comrade" was absolutely hysterical. Let's get serious though, a couple more years of home-schooling may be needed yet to turn you into that Nazi you've been itching to be. May I suggest some brain washing CDs from Itchin-tobe-aNazi.com? I hear you can get some good propaganda techniques from recovered Hitler diaries too. Oh Wait, that would mean you would have needed to travel a bit, and learn to speak another language than DUH, like German...

I get all the spice I need from the love of the good ol' U S of A sweetcheeks. And as for all that foreign paraphernalia you seem to be peddling, no thanks, help yourself to it so you may use it on all your world travels. (that's american for cram it up your butt)

#110, BarbadoSlim, OK, OK I got you now, not the coldest beer in the fridge are ya?

America/American (history), I'm sure you get text books in home-schooling from ma and pa don't you? But "America" is actually a melting pot of various diverse cultures that... gasp... came from different parts of the world. DUH. So when you use these very limited references [my cheeky smirk inserted here] of America, NOT actually sure which America you are referencing... hence the term "melting pot" you silly silly ape.

Actually, on second thought, I need to give apes more credit than what you've been coming up with. HAHAHA [insert laughing at you here].

BTW your paranoia of different cultures is ignorant, and is actually UN-AMERICAN to be an idiot. Don't dumb down Americans, we're actually pretty smart and well versed in our collective history and worldwide. Using the ploy of "Anti-American" in your logic and language doesn't prove you are any more American than me, it just shows you are a silly bigot.

The coldest, sweetheart, and feel free to love all the apes you want, that's still not gonna make me change my mind about france or the fact that this creepy old hag (back on topic) should not be showing her old saggy tits. And as for America, everybody knows I'm talking about the only one that counts,('cept for you) the rest is just parking.

Have fun on your next trip to Buttholia or Assghanistan or wherever the hell it is you travel to.

@111 SuperChic, there is no reasoning with a fanatic.

@106 this green woman is the shrew from Everybody Loves Raymond. Not to be confused with the shrew from Home Improvement. Those are the two I always get confused! I don't watch any of these sitcoms either so I am not sure how I know this stuff, except that they show over and over in reruns here in Assghanistan.

Wow she looks good .. definitely she's MILF .. I would hit it if my wife looks like her when she was 50 years old

FIRST!!!

Regarding the one nipple thing.. I think one of her nipple guards fell off.

And her boobies are surprisingly perky for a 48 year old. Now we just need a nice brown bag for her head...

Her boobs are definately perkier than her earlobes.

This women could run around butt naked, in stilletos leaving trails of freshly picked rose buds and she would still not have an ounce of sexy. She should of just worn a bra. Her face and ears makes me giggle and her body and posture cause me pain.

Mr. Skin has another one for his website...

A tad too old to be going bra-less dumb old bag.

Serious man shoulders.

I would gladly do her. More than once.

no, please....no more

You're a bunch of wankers. She is simply
gorgeous where ever she is or whatever she
wears. I wish I was in Davids shoes.

I remember her from Everybody loves Raymond and I thought she was hot. I am glad we finally got a little peek since she is so "proper". I still like her.

The priniciple goes: If you've got it, flaunt it. If not, shut up and sit on your arse.

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