Feb 23 2007Patricia Heaton braless see-through
There are a few ways to make for a really hot see-through photo. Being 48-years-old isn't one of them. Patricia Heaton showed up to the opening night of the Los Angeles production of Wicked without her bra on in a see-through top. To be fair, the top wasn't see-through until the flashes started going off, but shouldn't she know better by now? She's got like all those years of wisdom. And dentures. And whatever else it is old people like to brag about having. Uncontrollable bowel movements?
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1. stylebites - February 23, 2007 10:10 AM
OMG... where was her stylist??? Why didn't she call me??!
2. Lobo - February 23, 2007 10:10 AM
FIRST !!!
3. carrie bradshaw - February 23, 2007 10:10 AM
I think she needs to focus more on getting her ears pinned back
4. Lobo - February 23, 2007 10:11 AM
CRAP !!!
5. stylebites - February 23, 2007 10:11 AM
Actually you're number two on this sexy number!
6. Mazda_3s - February 23, 2007 10:12 AM
I'm always though that Patricia Heaton "AKA" Debra was a seriously hot MILF! Maybe that's why I watch Everybody Loves Raymond every night :D
7. sassi_chic - February 23, 2007 10:12 AM
How come you can see her breast on the right and not the left?? And don't tell me it is the light b/c the last pic she is looking straight ahead. Hmm...
Ps- I think she looks great!
8. danielle - February 23, 2007 10:13 AM
She looks like one of those characters from the Muppets.
9. Richie Rich - February 23, 2007 10:14 AM
How does it go?
"I think I threw up a little in my mouth"
10. yertle - February 23, 2007 10:14 AM
Nice figure, looks like J. Lo in 10 years in that third pic...It'll be interesting to see if she'll be horrified to see these pics given her conservative viewpoints.
11. jpjrocks - February 23, 2007 10:16 AM
Dahm i delayed my post, 2 look at her tits, and i missed first :(
12. UNWASHEDMASSES - February 23, 2007 10:16 AM
Does she suffer from mononippleosis? What's up with the one nip? Does the other teat resemble Telly Savalas' head?
13. Italian Stallion - February 23, 2007 10:19 AM
The milks gone bad.......
14. 23apples - February 23, 2007 10:20 AM
It's funny that the top is only see through on one side. It's like a third eye down there or something. I guess it's more creepy than funny.
15. alaskanchicsickle - February 23, 2007 10:20 AM
It's powdered milk by now.
16. Italian Stallion - February 23, 2007 10:20 AM
Coming from a fucking retard who posts this shit to try and ruin threads, fucking fuckstick..............
17. Mazda_3s - February 23, 2007 10:20 AM
#10, she was on Conan recently and walked out on to stage wearing jeans (IIRC) and a Conan O'Brien sweatshirt. I was like WTF, I stayed up all night for this?
Turns out, she was set to wear a dress with a plunging neckline and when she put it on in the dressing room before coming out, she felt to embarrassed to wear it b/c her boobs were halfway hanging out.
She'd probably go into convulsions if she saw these pics :-)
18. Italian Stallion - February 23, 2007 10:23 AM
@14 What's a matter? Not getting enough love from prettybaby, she still gives it to me.......
P.S. She's got a hot siter too.............
19. alaskanchicsickle - February 23, 2007 10:24 AM
aaaaw, is the little man mad?
20. RussianMafia - February 23, 2007 10:24 AM
Whats up with the black tights and the turqouise necklace?
21. Cat - February 23, 2007 10:30 AM
@7 - It's the way the dress is cut. There's an extra drape of fabric on the left side (our left, her right).
22. combustion8 - February 23, 2007 10:30 AM
MIWF
mother i wouldnt fuck
23. sk8trgurl69 - February 23, 2007 10:34 AM
tittays!!!
24. alaskanchicsickle - February 23, 2007 10:35 AM
She's had a tummy tuck and a boob lift. Did she not have enough left for the ear tuck?
25. doomhammer - February 23, 2007 10:36 AM
Id still baby batter those saggy fuckers
26. S.P.F.R.S. - February 23, 2007 10:43 AM
That dress looks like a bathrobe. Is she so old that she forget to change out of her bathrobe?
27. Alice Ann - February 23, 2007 10:44 AM
Ms. Heaton looks alot better than most women her age and you may think she's old but there are alot of old farts reading this that wouldn't mind her warming her feet on them in bed. I agree that the ears could use some work or at least camoflauge but what disturbs me most is that she appears to have two breats and only one nipple.
28. rrd - February 23, 2007 10:46 AM
I think her breasts look great. Def had some work done.
29. leezastudio - February 23, 2007 10:49 AM
nipppllls!!!
30. RichPort - February 23, 2007 10:58 AM
I wonder if she felt sexy when she left home that day... what's next? Ray Romano in a Saran Wrap Speedo?
31. Where's Waldo? - February 23, 2007 10:58 AM
@1, i'm going to assume that someone named "stylebites" would not be a good person to call as a stylist.
@2, i love when that happens to people. posting "First" is so pointless and stupidly annoying, so it makes me smile when people look like even bigger dummies for doing it and actually being second.
32. Where's Waldo? - February 23, 2007 10:59 AM
you know what, there was a time towards the end of everybody loves raymond, after she had all the surgery and stuff, where i would watch the show and couldn't help but think that she was one damn fine milf! i would have gladly caught a quick glimpse at her nipple back then. but this pic here, just doesn't do it for me. what a shame.
33. dave - February 23, 2007 11:01 AM
I'd do her.
34. Where's Waldo? - February 23, 2007 11:04 AM
@22 the term is milf, not miwf. milf shouldn't have to be explained, everyone knows what it means. miwf, that's just plain wrong.
@26 and everyone else knocking the dress, i may be wrong about her intent, but has anyone seen Wicked? cuz if you've seen it, the green dress and black stockings and shoes and the whole style of the outfit make perfect sense. i'm going to assume she dressed that way in the spirit of the production.
35. GooniesNeverSayDie - February 23, 2007 11:10 AM
Everybody Loves Nipples.
36. GooniesNeverSayDie - February 23, 2007 11:11 AM
Actually, she should pick up a bra at Albertsons....
37. RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors - February 23, 2007 11:15 AM
conservative bitch with ugly nipples
38. RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors - February 23, 2007 11:19 AM
excuse me. nipple*
39. biatcho - February 23, 2007 11:21 AM
She looks looks like a frickin' Keebler Elf with those ears & that green dress and the horrifying knockers.
40. Devil Is Chrome - February 23, 2007 11:27 AM
Shouldnt she be protesting an abortion clinic somewhere?
41. daniel radcliffe - February 23, 2007 11:32 AM
The nipple got me started, but to rub one out I needed to think also about her postmenopausal genital shrinkage, gray pubic hair, and incontinence. BOIOIOIOINGGGGG!
42. beautiful-x-crash - February 23, 2007 11:33 AM
She looks like a retarded string bean.
43. The Mortician - February 23, 2007 11:36 AM
LMFAO @ #12!!
44. veggi - February 23, 2007 11:39 AM
LiLo wannabe
45. rockdust - February 23, 2007 12:09 PM
Until I scrolled down to see the whole picture, I seriously thought she was wearing a fucking bath robe! What a fugly dress!
46. woodhorse - February 23, 2007 12:09 PM
I think she looks pretty and I usually can't stand the sight of a scientologist. Well, let me rephrase that - I can look, it's hearing them that is like nails on a chalkboard.
47. kidpahl - February 23, 2007 12:12 PM
I dislike her for so many reasons. mononipliosis is the least.
48. Skönflicka - February 23, 2007 12:14 PM
I've always thought that woman seemed a little off : weird comments on weird interviews, pissed about everything ...
Now, all the world has the proof
49. biatcho - February 23, 2007 12:26 PM
#s 49-51 - Britney, is that you calling us retarded fat scum?
50. onecritic - February 23, 2007 12:28 PM
Patricia is suffering from Anorexic Big Head Disease (ABHD). Sad to see it in someone so very, very ancient...
51. kidpahl - February 23, 2007 12:36 PM
we have lives, projection is a fickle thing.
52. Mootiwan - February 23, 2007 12:38 PM
Still smokin' hot, though not looking her best that night.
53. carpemundus - February 23, 2007 12:55 PM
i dont know...call me crazy, but i lke it
www.carpemundus.com - hag chasers
54. diavolobella - February 23, 2007 12:55 PM
Old people? Since when is 48 old? Honey, I'm 43 and most girls in their 20's and 30's these days wish they look as good as I do (without any surgery or enhancements too). Granted, I got lucky with the sexy Mediterranean genes, but still. My 33 year old boyfriend sure as h*ll agrees. So, don't be knocking the sexy WOMEN, you ageist dork.
That said, I don't like Patricia Heaton much either, but her body is better than Lohan's, Britney's, Kim Stewart's, Paris and Nicki Hilton's and half of the Hollywood no talents, half her age, any day. Her outfit is horrid though.
55. Lowlands - February 23, 2007 12:57 PM
I haven't seen such a ugly woman in a long time.It must be some pregnant primate-species which they found somewhere deeply in the jungle.The missing link?
56. UNCLE NED - February 23, 2007 1:05 PM
She's OK. I've seen her look better when she has the red hair. But she is a good actress. Her role as that anal-ambassador to Yemen in that 911 film last September was well-done. She's OK, not too old yet, but that green-granny dress isn't helping.
57. WTFiswrongwithUppl - February 23, 2007 1:06 PM
Oh look, her titties are winking!
58. WTFiswrongwithUppl - February 23, 2007 1:07 PM
omfg DYING at "Everybody Loves Nipples"!!!
59. Miss Irregardless - February 23, 2007 1:09 PM
Woodhorse, are you sure she's a crazy scientologist? I thought she was Catholic.
60. prideofchucky - February 23, 2007 1:13 PM
diavolobella: "Since when is 48 old?"
-------------------------------------
Since the dawn of time... Maybe 3112 when the life span jumps to 130 years- THEN 48 won't be old.
I'm sure you're lovely but you're a hag next to my mid-20 fox. Mediterranean genes or not:)
61. Amy3000 - February 23, 2007 1:21 PM
Damn do I ever find it amusing to see people yelling out "FIRST" when they are clearly in second or third place..absolutley
pathetic! ...and btw, who the hell is this hag?
62. LilRach - February 23, 2007 1:28 PM
Why so mean people? It's called ageing gracefully - yes shame about the nip slip but it's just a nipple! it's not exactly flopping out of her dress. She is the same age as my mum and if anyone talked about her like this i would kick their ass!
Have some respect for her cos we will all be that age one day.
63. Truthseeker013 - February 23, 2007 1:33 PM
Uhhhh...excuse me...
64. sexybitch - February 23, 2007 1:34 PM
#62 And when we are we'll be fucking smart enough to wear a bra.
65. Stink - February 23, 2007 1:38 PM
Jeez, cover up the beer baloney nipples lady I'M EATING HERE!
66. diavolobella - February 23, 2007 1:46 PM
Pride of Chucky, trust me, you wish. Most people think I'm no older than 25 at age 43 and demand I show my driver's license to prove it. So, trust me if I look this 25 at 43, when I was your age I was 1000 times hotter than you are now, and right now I'm still 500 times hotter than you are. You can't win, so give up, child.
I'm sure when you are 43 you will look every bit of it. Either way I'll still be richer and smarter than you, even when I'm 100.
67. alaskanchicsickle - February 23, 2007 1:51 PM
66 show us a pic, so that we may judge.
68. Niecy - February 23, 2007 1:59 PM
@35 LMAO
She should know better than this. There have been too many photos of celebrities with see-through clothes on the red carpet.
69. WTFiswrongwithUppl - February 23, 2007 2:03 PM
61, Lighten the fuck up. Did you miss the whole "frist" thread? It was pretty funny actually. Ah, forget it.
70. NotTheMomma - February 23, 2007 2:22 PM
You should hope your boobs look this good when you're 48. Patricia is a hot milf!
71. WTFiswrongwithUppl - February 23, 2007 2:39 PM
"That's no nipple!"
72. Ted...From LA - February 23, 2007 2:51 PM
#70, anyone can buy a set of tits like that. That is what she did and she admits to it. They are fake, just like her personality and her President.
73. Ted...From LA - February 23, 2007 2:52 PM
Alright, this isn't funny. Which one of you stole her right tit?
74. biatcho - February 23, 2007 2:55 PM
One night a woman's breast came to a man's room and
began to talk about her twin sister.
Her twin sister this and her twin sister that.
Finally the man said, but what about you, dear breast?
And so the breast spent the rest of the night talking about
herself.
It was the same as when she talked about her sister: herself
this and herself that.
Finally the man kissed her nipple and said, I'm sorry, and
fell asleep. . .
75. biatcho - February 23, 2007 3:00 PM
Man, I am so jealous of Jrz. At least her troll is funny & entertaining. Mine is a borish assipe. Nice job up there, nitz.
76. brujeriadiosa - February 23, 2007 3:04 PM
the cheese is old & moldy.
where is the bathroom?
77. RichPort - February 23, 2007 3:10 PM
You know it's the real RichPort because I'm FUNNY!!!
78. NotTheMomma - February 23, 2007 3:27 PM
#72
i was commenting on her boobs. i don't care if they're fake, they look good.
leave it to a brain dead "i'll say whatever libtards tell me to say" moron to bring in bush on the subject.
now, go back to your big #1 pencil and leave us adults alone.
79. RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors - February 23, 2007 3:29 PM
You know it's the real RichPort because he's got his head up his ASS!!!
80. kamihi - February 23, 2007 3:40 PM
I think she looks pretty cute even the nipple is perky.
81. its better than bad its good - February 23, 2007 3:58 PM
stupid anti-stem cell research bitch.
82. jFp - February 23, 2007 4:00 PM
I never watched this bag-of-hag on tv. She is a BushNeoNut. It won't be long before she is on PTL. That or she'll be doing infomercials. By the way, I heard her say she got the tits for her 50th Bday. Yuck.
83. supafreak - February 23, 2007 4:01 PM
She could use a Shamrock spooge shake on her face.
Americans love the Idol!
84. Carrie in Key West - February 23, 2007 4:23 PM
All you lame idiots will be 50 one day. Remember what an a**hole you were when you are wishing you had a woman that looked like her.
85. Kevin_FederSwine - February 23, 2007 4:24 PM
Let's ask Michael J. Fox what he thinks about her middle-aged tits. I'm sorry, this woman is so ugly on the inside that I don't care if she "goes Britney" and follows this see-through act with a look up her skirt and the horrors contained within. She's a horrible human being and not worth the time it takes to look at her and say "SO FUCKING WHAT."
86. sexybitch - February 23, 2007 4:39 PM
#84 Nobody here is gonna be that desperate at 50, hon.
87. woodhorse - February 23, 2007 5:10 PM
Yes #59, sad but true, she's BFF with Priscilla Presley, Kelly Preston, and the gigantic Kirstie Doughboy that trampled the city in Ghostbusters.
88. woodhorse - February 23, 2007 5:16 PM
BIATCHO & JRZMOMMY - do you also suspect that #66 is really JULIABELLA?? You know, the argumentive one with the fake french accent??
89. Smackage - February 23, 2007 6:40 PM
Dang....I will never watch Everybody Loves Raymond again. Too many nightmares...
90. Ted...From LA - February 23, 2007 7:11 PM
#78 NotTheMomma,
You are obviously a slob. However, you misread me. I am not a liberal. I just don't like idiots (Heaton and W). I am actually a Christian conservative. I hate gay people, black people, poor people and really poor people. I can, however, lick my own penis, follow religious leaders who hate gay people (but are actually gay). Jeb in 2008. We need to stay the course! I love you NotTheMomma.
91. its better than bad its good - February 23, 2007 7:56 PM
she is a vulgar human being, against anything that even remotely gives humankind hope. she and madonna should have their asses booted to the west bank in the hope that a bomb blows of those saggy tits
92. mkk511 - February 23, 2007 9:01 PM
She bought them she might as well show um! But she just killed her chance to control the Republican party! Or maybe she was trying to hypnotizes us with her robot tits... wow I already feel myself voting against stem cell research LOOK AWAY!!! Save yourselves...
93. alanon - February 24, 2007 4:08 AM
I see her scare
94. TaiTai - February 24, 2007 5:47 AM
#87 I think you are mistaken. Maybe you are confusing Patricia Heaton with Leah Remini the fat chick on "King of Queens." She is a Scientologist. Patricia Heaton is just a generic wacko.
95. prideofchucky - February 24, 2007 6:01 AM
#66 - I think "Mediterranean Gene" more linked to the wide mental distortion field that you, a 40 year old, sees a twenty year old in the mirror.
But hey more power to you...
And - "my mid-twenty fox" wasn't referring to me darling, duhhh..... :)
96. iheartjoshblue - February 24, 2007 10:14 AM
how can anyone not find her beautiful. her face is flawless! and she's wearing green b/c of wicked
97. sharpei dude - February 24, 2007 1:08 PM
Definite MILF action!
98. meee - February 24, 2007 1:53 PM
her earlobes are actually sagging more than her boobs. weird.
99. BarbadoSlim - February 24, 2007 2:35 PM
Patricia Who?
Is she in Porn?
100. HollyJ - February 24, 2007 2:36 PM
Repulsive, disgusting fanatical-Catholic pro-life bitch.
And ugly fuckin' nipples too.
101. nicole - February 24, 2007 3:49 PM
sorry, but i think when celebs think that theyre not cared for anymore, or the paparazzi isnt chasing them for pictures, that they just do some extreme stuff like show off their nipple, only for more attention, this doesnt seem like a mistake at all
102. Cruzadas - February 24, 2007 6:29 PM
I'd fuck her hard...
...in the ass!!
Yeah, I fuck pretty much anything. Yes, you guessed correctly: even your mom.
103. greatestntheworld - February 24, 2007 8:16 PM
Probably not the first to say but I would definately hit that. She is the only reason to watch Everybody Love Raymond. I can't stand Ray, by the way, so the title is wrong.
104. cole007 - February 25, 2007 5:23 AM
god, she is a NERD!
105. anotheruselesscomment - February 25, 2007 5:30 AM
Looks like she's wearing a bathrobe...maybe it's alzheimers and she forgot to change
106. woodhorse - February 25, 2007 6:25 AM
#94 my bad. Why do they look alike to me? Now I don't even know who this woman is other than "the woman who wore the fugly green dress". Guess I am not going to get a job covering "Who Plays The Wife". I don't watch TV, gossip columns and the news are more fun.
107. SuperChic - February 25, 2007 9:57 AM
Ha, here's a fact for those who worship the God of Youth, your going to get old... if God doesn't whisp you away before your 25, so duh duh, everyone gets older...DUH. That is something you can't control, so making fun of age makes you sounds like you are an insecure idiot.
NOW, with that being said, her age has nothing to do with this picture... yeah so you see some nipple. OH MY GOSH, is this a post of 12 year olds, tee-hee, I see her nipple. C'mon... are you that stupid? Go travel somewhere like France, actors and actresses show off tits everyday... by the way, have you seen your own tit yet? Anyways, so she has a see through green shirt revealing some of her nipple. I guess I'm not seeing the BIG deal here...
108. BarbadoSlim - February 25, 2007 10:06 AM
@107...
First of all,
Nobody here's going to france, why? Because we enjoy personal hygiene and we are not Al-Queada loving socialists. You got that comrade?
Second we make fun of everybody here, if she didn't want to be made fun of she shouldn't have gotten old.
109. SuperChic - February 25, 2007 10:41 AM
BarbadoSlim, Ahh, can you just smell the insecurity in the air? When one reacts so defensively to another's post. Diversity is the spice of life, mon ami (that's French btw).
You may want to talk to mom and dad though, the "Al-Queda loving socialists" comment with a twist of "Comrade" was absolutely hysterical. Let's get serious though, a couple more years of home-schooling may be needed yet to turn you into that Nazi you've been itching to be. May I suggest some brain washing CDs from Itchin-tobe-aNazi.com? I hear you can get some good propaganda techniques from recovered Hitler diaries too. Oh Wait, that would mean you would have needed to travel a bit, and learn to speak another language than DUH, like German...
110. BarbadoSlim - February 25, 2007 12:41 PM
I get all the spice I need from the love of the good ol' U S of A sweetcheeks. And as for all that foreign paraphernalia you seem to be peddling, no thanks, help yourself to it so you may use it on all your world travels. (that's american for cram it up your butt)
111. SuperChic - February 25, 2007 1:55 PM
#110, BarbadoSlim, OK, OK I got you now, not the coldest beer in the fridge are ya?
America/American (history), I'm sure you get text books in home-schooling from ma and pa don't you? But "America" is actually a melting pot of various diverse cultures that... gasp... came from different parts of the world. DUH. So when you use these very limited references [my cheeky smirk inserted here] of America, NOT actually sure which America you are referencing... hence the term "melting pot" you silly silly ape.
Actually, on second thought, I need to give apes more credit than what you've been coming up with. HAHAHA [insert laughing at you here].
BTW your paranoia of different cultures is ignorant, and is actually UN-AMERICAN to be an idiot. Don't dumb down Americans, we're actually pretty smart and well versed in our collective history and worldwide. Using the ploy of "Anti-American" in your logic and language doesn't prove you are any more American than me, it just shows you are a silly bigot.
112. BarbadoSlim - February 25, 2007 2:19 PM
The coldest, sweetheart, and feel free to love all the apes you want, that's still not gonna make me change my mind about france or the fact that this creepy old hag (back on topic) should not be showing her old saggy tits. And as for America, everybody knows I'm talking about the only one that counts,('cept for you) the rest is just parking.
Have fun on your next trip to Buttholia or Assghanistan or wherever the hell it is you travel to.
113. alaskanchicsickle - February 25, 2007 8:23 PM
@111 SuperChic, there is no reasoning with a fanatic.
114. TaiTai - February 26, 2007 2:45 AM
@106 this green woman is the shrew from Everybody Loves Raymond. Not to be confused with the shrew from Home Improvement. Those are the two I always get confused! I don't watch any of these sitcoms either so I am not sure how I know this stuff, except that they show over and over in reruns here in Assghanistan.
115. Funny Videos - February 26, 2007 2:52 AM
Wow she looks good .. definitely she's MILF .. I would hit it if my wife looks like her when she was 50 years old
116. kidpahl - February 26, 2007 6:57 AM
FIRST!!!
117. cayana - February 26, 2007 7:55 AM
Regarding the one nipple thing.. I think one of her nipple guards fell off.
And her boobies are surprisingly perky for a 48 year old. Now we just need a nice brown bag for her head...
118. alaskanchicsickle - February 26, 2007 8:04 AM
Her boobs are definately perkier than her earlobes.
119. llllllllll - February 26, 2007 8:04 AM
This women could run around butt naked, in stilletos leaving trails of freshly picked rose buds and she would still not have an ounce of sexy. She should of just worn a bra. Her face and ears makes me giggle and her body and posture cause me pain.
120. Clete - February 26, 2007 1:47 PM
Mr. Skin has another one for his website...
121. Clete - February 26, 2007 1:47 PM
A tad too old to be going bra-less dumb old bag.
122. belle - February 27, 2007 3:58 PM
Serious man shoulders.
123. MisterBater - March 6, 2007 6:53 AM
I would gladly do her. More than once.
124. HollywoodSnark - March 23, 2007 10:47 PM
no, please....no more
125. Bartsy - April 26, 2007 8:31 PM
You're a bunch of wankers. She is simply
gorgeous where ever she is or whatever she
wears. I wish I was in Davids shoes.
126. Michael - June 7, 2007 7:54 PM
I remember her from Everybody loves Raymond and I thought she was hot. I am glad we finally got a little peek since she is so "proper". I still like her.
127. Karay Kis - September 16, 2008 3:30 AM
The priniciple goes: If you've got it, flaunt it. If not, shut up and sit on your arse.