Feb 19 2007Paris Hilton looks like hell
Paris Hilton lost her mirror in Vegas over the weekend and showed up on the red carpet for her 26th birthday party at The Hard Rock's Body English sporting weird blotches on her chest and a super messed up nose. I mean, Jesus, what is that? She looks like she powdered her nose with fingerpaints. And are those burn marks on her chest? It's like right before she showed up she decided to box a kangaroo using only her collarbone.
A bunch more of Paris Hilton looking like her body is falling apart after the jump.
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1. rmeno - February 19, 2007 2:43 PM
why does she always have bruises all over her arms???
2. Charm - February 19, 2007 2:43 PM
i have nothing witty to say, what are those marks from?
3. crazybroad - February 19, 2007 2:45 PM
So close to first. Oh well.
4. Binky - February 19, 2007 2:45 PM
Those are old 'hickies' from the Austrian Oprea guy
5. Binky - February 19, 2007 2:45 PM
Opera*
6. pirhan - February 19, 2007 2:46 PM
Freaky.
7. crazybroad - February 19, 2007 2:47 PM
The herpes is migrating!!
8. Binky - February 19, 2007 2:47 PM
Of course I've seen similar from a paint ball gun - either/or.
9. RussianMafia - February 19, 2007 2:48 PM
Snow white she ain't. Wait.. snow=coke.. Ah ha!
10. misterveryze - February 19, 2007 2:51 PM
A)Wiseman, you're a fucking retard
B)Maybe those marks are from acupuncture
C)But more likely its from tumbling with nice guys from the GGW crew
11. foxyloxy - February 19, 2007 2:51 PM
aren't they marks from cupping therapy - she must need detoxing
12. tito - February 19, 2007 2:53 PM
So much for the rumors that she had surgery to fix her eye.
13. stylebites - February 19, 2007 2:55 PM
The marks on her chest... looks like an initiation ritual. Will our darling Paris be Scientology's newest recruit?
14. dharma - February 19, 2007 2:56 PM
i dont really care about this looser im just posting to say WTF @ #8
15. JungleRed - February 19, 2007 2:56 PM
Hey, Superfish guy, "Wiseman" is ruining your site. Plus he's a total nut job who's probably dining on the entrails of some homeless person he's killed and stuffed into his refrigerator. Little help, please?
16. JungleRed - February 19, 2007 2:58 PM
Wow, that's service. I just posted my complaint and Lo! the offending scripture was removed. I wish my real life worked like that. Sigh.
17. dharma - February 19, 2007 2:58 PM
ok some one SMART just removed the previouse #8 wiseman's comment
18. Binky - February 19, 2007 2:59 PM
#15 WTF is my evil twin.
(I guess the Fish guy finally glanced at his site and found an eraser)
19. dharma - February 19, 2007 3:00 PM
@ #17 junglered how did u read my mind?
20. endometriorama - February 19, 2007 3:02 PM
AIDS RASH
21. wedgeone - February 19, 2007 3:02 PM
#13 - True. True.
She's so coked out / smoked out that she can't remember how to properly apply foundation to her face & chest.
Maybe Britney and Paris could be in the next Pink Panther movie sequel. Peter Sellers & Steve Martin had to act like a complete train wreck, but to these two, being a train wreck comes naturally.
The Professional Celebutard Strikes Again. Starring Paris Hilton as Inspector Clousette, and Britney Spears as Chief Inspector Dumbpuss.
Damn.
22. dharma - February 19, 2007 3:06 PM
@ binky the superfish guy should also use that eraser to permantly erase paris from this website forever cause honestly nobody cares about this bitch she could have 3rd degree burns on her face
23. N@ughty - February 19, 2007 3:07 PM
Who knows? maybe she was in the sun too long, realized it had been 12 hours, stepped out, looked in the mirror and said "I'm so hot." but i wonder if she meant literally...?
~N@ughty
24. misanthrope - February 19, 2007 3:09 PM
Ugh, WiseMan is a dick.
I think those marks are from something called 'cupping'. Gweneth Paltrow had them on her back a few years ago. That doesn't explain her face though.
25. coachres - February 19, 2007 3:14 PM
#20 nailed it: H.I.V.
26. Chloebelly - February 19, 2007 3:17 PM
Okay, I'm pretty sure that the marks on her chest are from the Chinese medicinal treatment called "cupping". But, I have absolutely no idea about her nose! Doesn't she have anyone looking out for her to tell her when her makeup has gone drastically wrong!
I wonder....did anyone else notice that the right side (our left) of her bottom lip looks like it has a sore she's tried to cover up with lip gloss!
27. SinnersterSaint - February 19, 2007 3:17 PM
it also looks like she's losing an extension...
28. my_electriclove - February 19, 2007 3:17 PM
Her hair extension is sticking out of the side of her head.
29. karifarrell - February 19, 2007 3:22 PM
Suh-WEEEEEET!!!! We finally got rid of WiseMan?!? About freaking time!!!
As for Paris....I think maybe she just gets her ass kicked all the time for being a drunken idiot. She probably has a bruise on her nose and overdid it trying to hide it with makeup. Tried to hide the chest ones with glitter bronzer? Who cares. She's yucky.
30. kristi - February 19, 2007 3:23 PM
isn't it just bronzer she forgot to rub in?
31. Smackage - February 19, 2007 3:24 PM
are you really trying to imply that she usually looks much better than this?
32. karifarrell - February 19, 2007 3:26 PM
Oh, wait! Maybe those are marks from when people threw things at her in Austria. Wow....she didn't Feel that back then? Those are some good painkillers...
33. herbiefrog - February 19, 2007 3:26 PM
didnt she owe someone...
...an apology?
34. ravensavage - February 19, 2007 3:32 PM
It looks like RINGWORM! Seriously... you can see that she tried to cover it up with some kind of sparkly gold makeup. Any kind of hickey would not just look like a ring. She is nasty enough Im sure it's ringworm.
35. jessamyn - February 19, 2007 3:34 PM
look close. it's not from cupping.
she def just was riding to the event in her limo and said to herself "i need more bronzer on my chest" and is so stupid she literally just took the sparkly bronzer brush and beat it against herself.
i also am loving the hair extension poking out on the left there. you can even see where its clipped in.
classy to the max.
36. nico - February 19, 2007 3:37 PM
that is definitely from cupping, I had a friend who showed up at the beach with those marks all over her back...
37. Chloebelly - February 19, 2007 3:44 PM
Ha! #35. I didn't even notice the hair extension poking out. I...can't...stop...staring...
:)
38. woodhorse - February 19, 2007 3:47 PM
I've worked in the medical field for 20 years and have never seen a case of ringworm that bad - not even on animals. Maybe she doesn't understand that you RUB IT IN not SNORT THE ANTIFUNGAL CREAM.
39. karifarrell - February 19, 2007 3:50 PM
Yes, they do cupping on the back...I don't know about the chest. Besides, since when does SHE give a damn about her health? Doesn't make sense. I think someone poked her hard with the end of her broomstick.
40. woodhorse - February 19, 2007 3:51 PM
God Bless #10, #15, #17, #24 - I was ready to never come back Fish. I hate that slime Wiseman - he is too sick for public exposure.
41. grape - February 19, 2007 3:54 PM
Oh my god, it's too brilliant to even comprehend. It IS bronzer, I'm sure of it. Pretty sure you don't do cupping on your chest. And that hair extension. Looks like the tail off a rodent. Oh wait, she is a rodent. She has the right nose for it. She's gonna gaff a 500 pound marlin with that sucker sooner of later.
42. woodhorse - February 19, 2007 4:01 PM
Nope: looked at all the pics - I vote ringworm on the chest, coke smear on the nose.
43. grape - February 19, 2007 4:03 PM
Maybe that's how big ringworms get when they are fed lots of coke and sperm?
44. Tehlilmuffin - February 19, 2007 4:03 PM
Yeah if you look closely the brown rings are from bronzer that she apparently put on with a baby food jar... and as for the foundation on her nose yeah I don't really have an answer for that
45. holly_golightly_84 - February 19, 2007 4:06 PM
those look like cupping marks...Chinese medicine drs usually do that b4 acupuncture. and you can get it done on the chest.
46. Kat - February 19, 2007 4:07 PM
Umm..hickeys??
47. Dobbson - February 19, 2007 4:10 PM
shroomin + getting ready for a party = powerful good times.
48. eXtasyStef - February 19, 2007 4:16 PM
The mushroom tattoo is supposed to go on her forehead.
49. majikthise - February 19, 2007 4:21 PM
no, those are impact bruises from me turkey slapping her when she choked on my meat. she LOVES the cock..
50. Truthseeker013 - February 19, 2007 4:22 PM
I'm forced, in the interests of the Greater Truth, to defend Paris. Those blotches are a form of acupuncture, using glass bowls heated and applied all over the torso to draw out bad humors. eriously. Now, if you'll excuse me, self-flagellation with a chain saw is now in order for me...
51. Truthseeker013 - February 19, 2007 4:24 PM
I'm forced, in the interests of the Greater Truth, to defend Paris. Those blotches are a form of acupuncture, using glass bowls heated and applied all over the torso to draw out bad humors. Seriously. Now, if you'll excuse me, self-flagellation with a chain saw is now in order for me...
52. amaritimer - February 19, 2007 4:27 PM
lol, those marks are from the 10 ft pole people are touching her with!!
53. eXtasyStef - February 19, 2007 4:33 PM
#50, several people have posted that, and it's most likely true. Now you can have fun like the rest of us and make up stuff that's funnier than the truth.
54. NipsyHustle - February 19, 2007 4:35 PM
http://cavemancrib.com/
55. AnnoyingPseud - February 19, 2007 4:36 PM
If that's some sort of treatment on her chest & arms, then she needs legit treatment from her faux treatment!
And it looks like it was just a moment of not rubbing in the concealer and or facial glow crap that celebs love to slap on.
56. 4DPants - February 19, 2007 4:37 PM
Look at the facial expression on the guy in the background of pic #3. I'm pretty sure he's thinkin' he's too sexy for his shirt.
57. Scrammy71 - February 19, 2007 4:38 PM
I am so tired of having to continually see her face plastered all over the media outlets. Do I dare to dream of just one week without Paris Hilton? What do you say Superfish? How about making next week (26 February - 4 March) a Paris Hilton free week?
Anyone else in favor?
58. zooinhere - February 19, 2007 4:41 PM
Thats totally lip prints on her chest!! You can see it in the first pic, some are clearer then others. Looks like someone was having a little girl on girl fun for her bday.
59. fritobandito - February 19, 2007 4:47 PM
Check out the hand in picture 3. The person on the other end of that hand is pointing at her saying "what the fuck is all over your face and chest bitch?" At least thats what they should have said! Maybe if more people would point and laugh or ask her what the fuck she wouldn't go out looking so half- assed.
60. danigirl - February 19, 2007 4:48 PM
oh those marks are from me...i held her captive and used her as a science expieriment...my project was finding a way to cure aids...she failed and sadly will die.
lets celebrate.
61. BarbadoSlim - February 19, 2007 4:56 PM
Ugh, ridden hard and put away ....sticky.
62. Stink - February 19, 2007 5:19 PM
I dunno...does your face get beet red after you snort coke?
63. sassafrass - February 19, 2007 5:19 PM
I have to agree with #58... those definitely look like lipstick marks to me. Seriously, I thought all that glitter went out about 8 years ago. And can none of these skanks afford better hair extensions?
64. Bugman4045 - February 19, 2007 5:20 PM
Kaposi's sarcoma (KS) is a kind of sarcoma caused by Human Herpes Virus 8 (HHV8) in which cancerous cells, as well as abnormally growing blood vessels, form solid lesions in connective tissue. KS was historically very rare and found mainly in older men of Mediterranean, Jewish or African origin[1] (classic KS), or patients with severely weakened immune systems, such as after an organ transplant (immunosuppressive treatment related KS). In the early 1980s KS began to be seen in AIDS patients. This led to the belief that AIDS weakened the immune system. The infectious agent responsible for all forms of the disease is known as Kaposi's sarcoma-associated herpesvirus (KSHV).
65. no1justminda - February 19, 2007 5:34 PM
It looks like she tried to cover up the marks on her chest with glitter, probably not the best idea.
66. NipsyHustle - February 19, 2007 5:35 PM
#33
apologies are expected from people you care about. nobody gives a fuck about paris except the cavemen who keep banging her festering poon. i'm so glad i'm not a man because apparently despite her pit being as toxic as chernobyl, men STILL keep risking their lives and dignity to boldly go where EVERY OTHER MAN HAS ALREADY GONE BEFORE. how any man can stick his penis into that acid vat is astonishing.
even if anyone wanted an apology from her, she should first apologize for being a herpes infested attention whore with a grape for a brain. Actually, if she would just keep her legs closed, I'd consider that enough of an apology.
67. Doxes - February 19, 2007 5:43 PM
It looks like she might have had hot stone therapy with rocks that were just a tad too hot.
http://www.pioneerthinking.com/fr_stonemassage.html
68. NicotineEyePatch - February 19, 2007 5:43 PM
KS lesions are usually dark brownish black, don't look like rings, and don't show up in clusters. Someone beat her with the blunt end of a vibrator. Why they stopped while she was still breathing is beyond me.
69. Stink - February 19, 2007 5:54 PM
Paris needs to shaves her head. Then she'd be hawt. I'm legally blind, BTW.
70. baby jesus - February 19, 2007 6:08 PM
you bitter shoulda coulda wouldas are crazy - this girl is hottttt! any straight guy would tap that in a split second. homos.
71. Troller - February 19, 2007 6:18 PM
Somebody summarize what Wiseman said
72. Vanessa - February 19, 2007 6:19 PM
She's also got a herpe on her lip.
73. hollywoodbitch - February 19, 2007 6:22 PM
I know what the marks are, they're from "candling." Usually it's done by a chiropractor. They heat up a small glass candle holder, and then suction it to wherever you have some pain or problem. I've had it done on my back. It leaves nasty red, round hickey marks. I wouldn't go out in public with candling marks so proudly displayed.
74. Troller - February 19, 2007 6:24 PM
Pic 11 - looks like one of those bite marks/cup scars/whatever is on her right thigh, too.
75. BarbadoSlim - February 19, 2007 6:33 PM
@71...not much to summarize, just picture him prancing around and screaming like a Kansas City faggot.
he was annoying, and not funny.
76. fritobandito - February 19, 2007 7:09 PM
Bruises from Cisco Adler's balls?
77. karifarrell - February 19, 2007 7:10 PM
#75 PLUS, HE LIKES TO KEEP HIS CAPSLOCK ON, LIKE DRUNKEN FUCKING IDIOTS DO....heh heh
No...he wasn't funny. Not funny at all.
78. Juliabella - February 19, 2007 7:13 PM
He's annoying, but I admire WiseMan's commitment to his beliefs. These days you don't see that kind of commitment by fat Americans. Except when they're diving for that last helping of buttermilk pancakes.
79. RichPort - February 19, 2007 7:16 PM
It's obviously 'Ringworm' check out the pic's.
http://www.fungrx.com/?gclid=CML7irz9u4oCFTzqJAoduHczuA
80. whackjob - February 19, 2007 7:18 PM
What is this now, Dr. Drew's mass-moronies medical speculation website? Everyone knows the technical definition of cupping is what is done by one's palms under my balls. Candling, well...thats a whole 'nother thing for sickos like me.
81. schack - February 19, 2007 7:23 PM
To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to sleep;
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come
When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
Must give us pause: there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long life;
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bodkin? who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No traveller returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus conscience does make cowards of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. - Soft you now!
The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
Be all my sins remember'd.
82. Booger - February 19, 2007 7:36 PM
Definitely looks similar to cupping - and yes it can be done on the chest to alleviate respiratory problems like a cold or pneumonia - but usually cupping leaves a not so random pattern.
it does not look like any case of "ringworm" fungus that I've ever seen. If it were truly ringworm, any person who came into contact with her will likely be infected... what's new.
83. Binky - February 19, 2007 7:50 PM
Wiseman almost made me support the war in Iraq
84. harrypooter - February 19, 2007 8:04 PM
#81 The purpose of that was...what? You get an A for cut and paste, asshole.
85. DrunkBlogger - February 19, 2007 8:23 PM
You ever think that you guys are helping contribute to the insane acts of celebrities such as Britney Spears when she shaves her head?
86. lovescontroversy1 - February 19, 2007 8:32 PM
Definitely from cupping... and she intentionally wore a chest revealing ensemble (again i ask myself, what chest- this girl has none) to spark controversy just as she did the time she walked around for days covered in bruises (makeup) because "nick carter beat her ass."
that white boy couldn't possibly beat anyone's ass. it would mess up his manicure.
87. eXtasyStef - February 19, 2007 8:34 PM
Hah, if Brit was reading this, she'd be trashing Paris right along with us.
88. danielle - February 19, 2007 8:39 PM
The bitch ain't got no game.
I'm not saying I'm a supermodel, but I sure as hell am better looking than that skank-ho.
89. celebssuck - February 19, 2007 9:13 PM
They are lip gloss lip marks, like some crazed whore was smooching her chest.
90. kathleen170 - February 19, 2007 9:15 PM
Dear DrunkBlogger,
She shouldn't be looking at the internet if all she ever reads is terrible things about herself. The internet is a way for anyone and everyone to speak their mind. She should know better than to come online and check out celebrity sites. What the fuck does she expect when she doesn't wear underwear out in public? She sure as hell doesn't get any respect for me. That bitch needs to put down her booze, take the needle out of her arm, and go home and raise some proper children. Once she learns to respect herself and respect her family then she'll start getting respect from the public. It's simple as that.
91. kathleen170 - February 19, 2007 9:17 PM
*from me.
92. kathleen170 - February 19, 2007 9:18 PM
Oh, and Paris Hilton's eyes bother me. They're extremely close together and one of them always seems smaller than the other. As for the marks, who knows? Maybe she wanted some attention since Britney and Anna Nicole Smith have been hogging the spotlight recently.
93. WileyJay - February 19, 2007 9:36 PM
If you look real close at photo #3 it appears that she may have had a square patch or something covering her left eye and the skin color is somewhat lighter.
94. Binky - February 19, 2007 9:49 PM
Turned on Letterman for the latest Britney and Paris news and saw a Citco ad.
Seems Hugo Chavez supplies low cost fuel to needy Americans. The prick. Shouldn't he be invading somebody ?
If these worker drones can stay warm they might not get hooked on drugs or join the military !!
Iran ? No. Later. My bets are on Venezuela for a little 'shock and awe'!
95. Binky - February 19, 2007 9:51 PM
(Forgot the link)
96. lovescontroversy1 - February 19, 2007 9:54 PM
a closer look and it does appear to be some sort of a patch causing the strange color on her nose... who thinks this is the result of too many nose jobs... can we say michael jackson...
97. TrannyGranny - February 19, 2007 10:10 PM
I originally wanted to say those were my ball marks.
Then I remembered I would rather drink diarhea out of a homeless mans ass thru a Mickey Mouse straw than see her disease-hole in person.
98. PaisleyMoon - February 19, 2007 10:11 PM
RINGWORM! EWWWWWWWWWW!
99. cayana - February 19, 2007 10:12 PM
#81 - get thee to a nunnery. Now.
100. TrannyGranny - February 19, 2007 10:12 PM
Oh, and idiots......here is the link. Been out of state off the net for a few months.
Seriously, swallow grandaddies cum once more, makes for a splendid gene pool.
101. danielle - February 19, 2007 10:16 PM
88.
Look you fucking troll, get a life...preferably your own, and quit posting under my fucking name. You're not funny needledick.
Move along now and continue your pathetic, useless knob slobbering lifestyle, ya got that?
Whoever the fuck you are, move along and post under your usual names.
102. TrannyGranny - February 19, 2007 10:20 PM
Danielle;
for the record, I find you fucking hilarious. In the posts I read recently. Again, been off the net a while.
Apparently everyone else thinks you are a cunt.
I think you are a funny cunt, so rock on!
103. cecily - February 19, 2007 10:22 PM
She probably had that cupping thing done. I'm not sure who it was but there were some pictures that came up in the past and there were these weird marks on their back. That's what it was. Maybe that's what Paris had done.
Personally, I don't see how that could help but then again I don't have millions of dollars to spend of frivolous things like cupping sessions.
104. cecily - February 19, 2007 10:23 PM
Orrrrr maybe she got back with Nick Carter.
105. Binky - February 19, 2007 10:23 PM
Re:94
" Chavez ? He can be dealt with. Wait till he tastes a couple of bunker busters," said one military spokesman.
" Then see how much aid he sends us."
(Oh. Sorry. Paris forgot to rub in her nose stuff etc)
106. TrannyGranny - February 19, 2007 10:27 PM
Out.
107. 23apples - February 19, 2007 10:27 PM
in the last couple pictures as well as the "cover picture".. (you know, the big one above the story), you can see one of her hair extensions popping out the side of her head on her right. her stylist sucks for putting one where it cannot be hidden by her natural hair.. it looks so bad.. she should go back to short hair, its one less thing for her to worry about. she can't even put makeup on correctly let alone fix her hair.
108. 23apples - February 19, 2007 10:29 PM
nevermind... i guess you can see it in basically all the pictures, not just the last ones
109. Genevieve - February 19, 2007 11:05 PM
Ok, it's definitely some kind of ringworm or fungal infection. Candling or cupping is never so localised, with 4 or 5 circles all bunched up at the same small area.
110. surpasshosting - February 19, 2007 11:53 PM
She does NOT have a SKIN problem.
She put SPRAY ON bronzer on her chest and arms, but did not rub it in. And she didn't rub the foundation in her nose. It looks like someone was helping her get ready and sent her off too soon. If you are getting ready in an area that is not lit very well it's very easy for this stuff to happen.
Don't any of the girls posting here know anything about makeup and bronzers? Sheesh.
111. surpasshosting - February 19, 2007 11:59 PM
Well actually the bronzer is probably in a stick, like this one: http://www.sephora.com/browse/product.jhtml?id=P2866&categoryId=B70
112. B.Dippy - February 20, 2007 12:00 AM
Yeah it actually does look like ringworm.
113. surpasshosting - February 20, 2007 12:03 AM
No.
114. Shiroi Usagi - February 20, 2007 12:47 AM
That nasty girl has definately got massive chest ringworm.
Surely she's got enough money to pay someone to go buy her some antifungal cream? Or maybe all her staff/family/friends aren't telling her it's there, and it's some sort of big joke on her.
115. justifiable - February 20, 2007 1:50 AM
#78 If I have a commitment to pound your fat Canuck ass, how's that? Since I didn't finish thatlast pancake, why don't you dive and eat it out of the dumpster behind IHOP, since all you're good for is licking up our leavings.
116. heyheyhey - February 20, 2007 2:07 AM
115--78 doesnt have to, its national pancake day today and that means ihop is giving away free short stacks from 7AM-10PM. yay!!!
...no, I am not fat (on the outside at least)
117. madcow - February 20, 2007 4:29 AM
The rings are from 'cupping' or fireplay. It's a practice in BDSM where you basically have a little bit of fire in a cup and that creates suckage with the skin when you pull the cup off. That is the only thing I can think of that would've caused those rings.. unless she has giant ringworms from having an orgy with a group of pigs in a trough or something.. another highly likely scenario
118. doodee head - February 20, 2007 5:36 AM
#97, 100, 102- Now those are TrannyGranny.
119. mimi_bleet - February 20, 2007 5:41 AM
You guys are fucking morons.
The five or so people who said it was makeup are right. Take a look at the SECOND PICTURE. It's also supported by the fact that obviously the stuff on her nose is poorly applied foundation. In the second picture, you can see that the circles are really bronze/glittery, hence the fact that it's just bronzer she was probably too messed up to spread properly.
It's not fucking "cupping" or ringworm. Since when does any kind of skin irritation make your skin bronze and not red? Anyone here who said they are in the medical profession and didn't guess that needs to go back to school.
120. V - February 20, 2007 5:53 AM
Looks like a fungal infection on her chest from a tanning bed.
121. nicole - February 20, 2007 6:15 AM
whoa, whoa calm down "mimi_bleet". stop cursing. but this morning i woke up, went to google and went straight to the superficial to see what stupid stars did what. and here it is. it looks like paris hiltons nose was bleeding and it just fell onto her chest. probably it was bleeding from the coke sniffing.
122. CtheOxford - February 20, 2007 6:22 AM
amen to "mimi_bleet" it's obviously just badly applied makeup.
she should seriously fire whoever her makeup "artist" is
123. SøgneSara - February 20, 2007 6:40 AM
Jøss, Did no one else notice that they're lipstick? Someone just kisses her chest with lipstick on.
And it's shimmer cream on the nose, she has a diamond shape around her eye that continues onto her nose.
She didn't do the whole experimental thing right. Try it BEFORE an event, not during.
124. TheFall - February 20, 2007 7:17 AM
Actully I think those are cuppings, I had them done when i was in Asia.
125. Josh_Lavarn - February 20, 2007 7:19 AM
Glad her lazy eye is getting worse. She looks more like Chris Burke every day. Bad karma she deserves for being such a whore.
126. schack - February 20, 2007 7:48 AM
#84
the purpose of that was to post a fucking masterpiece on an otherwise pretty boring thread, to see if anyone would recognize the first line from some stupid cliché and keep reading...
i'm not really sure how one could NOT read that and be at least humbled, if not greatful.
but the bathos of america's ruined psyche returns. so...
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *beats chest and farts* you muthrfucking rotten-cunt-eating microdick. maybe if you make enough money someday you can buy yourself an island where these pathetic, raging rats-in-cages won't be able to get their little paws on you.
p.s. karma is the stupidest fucking thing i've ever heard of. getting away with murder is the name of the game. and you know if you were in paris' company, you'd endure her contumely, for the chance she might bestow her power on your sad ass
127. lustpockets - February 20, 2007 7:48 AM
Kaposi Sarcoma secondary to HIV virus. Say goodbye Paris.
128. wedgeone - February 20, 2007 7:50 AM
#50 - did you really mean "bad humors. eriously." or "bad humor. seriously."? The latter I could understand - she is chronic bad humor!
#57 - No can do - knowing how often Paris demonstrates her retardedness is what we live for!!
#68 - agreed. Blunt trauma to the chest until her heart stops.
#70 - obviously you're the AntiChrist because you lie like Satan!!
#92 - That's because she has "wonky eye" as our friends in the UK put it (or was that Australia - I don't remember exactly). Known as lazy eye in the states, hers is being aggravated more and more by the colored contact lenses she wears. Her eye doctor has publically stated that she needs to stop wearing them, but out of her own vanity, she has refused.
129. whitegold - February 20, 2007 7:50 AM
#119 - While I hope not to be a "fucking moron" in your esteemed opinion, I will still offer a response that, unfortunately, goes against your all-knowing wisdom. Did it ever occur to you that the reason the irritation looks bronze rather than red is because she was attempting to cover it up with the glitter?! If you actually look at the pictures, she clearly has some circular markings on her chest that are redish and textured and appear to be bruises / rashes / skin irritations. She then clearly applied lots of glitter directly over top of those irritations in order to try and cover them up. The glitter / bronzer is simply a cover up, it is not the cause of the marks! If you had big marks on your chest, would you not attempt to cover them up with make-up also? So what do you think is more likely, that billionaire Paris went out in public with poorly applied bronzer / glitter causing distinct circles on her chest and nobody said anything to prevent it, or that she has some sort of disease / rash and is attempting to hide it with make-up?
130. schack - February 20, 2007 7:50 AM
bad karma is the impotent murderer's wishful thinking
131. wedgeone - February 20, 2007 7:52 AM
Oops. Publicly, not publically. My bad.
132. Clete - February 20, 2007 8:14 AM
Enough... she was born a Hilton so what...she is nothing else. She should take off those heavy fake lashes so she can open her dopey eyes, next get a nose lift so that droppy tip doesn't get bitten off by her big yap...Put those big floppy clown feet to use & just keep walking...go shave her head...get pregnant by Tom Brady...go into rehab...go take care of Tinkerbell. I am sure there is a new more interesting crop of people to ridicule. She is a bore and a whore. NEXT!
133. Superevil - February 20, 2007 8:33 AM
#57 I'm pretty sure last week was completely Paris free.
134. Clete - February 20, 2007 8:38 AM
As to the mystery marks it is probably an STD... why try not wearing a plunging neckline, plus that would give her back a break - she has to arch her back like a contortionist to stick out her bony rib cage. Girls who are still in the training bra phase should cover it up.
135. bedbugsandballyhoo - February 20, 2007 9:05 AM
That is the worst case of ringworm I have ever seen. Maybe it was spreading to her nose and she tried to paint over it.
136. whitegold - February 20, 2007 9:05 AM
Honestly, I just read somewhere that Paris celebrated her b-day party with midgets, donkeys, a monkey AND Nicole Richie! I don't know which of those "guests" are more bizarre. But I'm actually not making this up! What a strange, weird party that must have been?!?!
137. Clete - February 20, 2007 9:21 AM
#136 good post. Probably the reference to midgets, donkeys and a monkey were actually all references describing Nicole Richie. Knockneed Bitchie is all of the above; she is more fun than a barrel of monkeys smoking pot & taking vicodin. I guess Ms. Hilton has to shell out big bucks for outrageous entertainment, no one would celebrate her birthday just for her. Too bad it is all about the money.
138. whackjob - February 20, 2007 9:37 AM
Luv the haughty, superior tone of the intellectual raving in #126. Especially the use of greatful instead of grateful, which I believe is about fifth grade lernin.
give it a rest Cletus.
139. psycgirl - February 20, 2007 9:37 AM
You would think Paris, being so self-absorbed, would read these sites and realize that *EVERYONE* hates her. There's not one single "I love Paris!" comment on here...
140. lovescontroversy1 - February 20, 2007 9:45 AM
is that danny bonaduce she's chatting up in the 4th photo. because HE knows a thing or two about good skin.
141. woodhorse - February 20, 2007 9:52 AM
#43 - you should get a research grant!! that was a brilliant observation.
142. kamihi - February 20, 2007 9:53 AM
cupping shes had cupping, a new age crap treatment for people with way more money than sense.
143. RichPort - February 20, 2007 9:57 AM
I love Paris!
144. woodhorse - February 20, 2007 10:01 AM
YEAH!!#129. Absolutamente. She got the ringworm from one of her serial pets that she doesn't take care of (probably during sex) and tried to cover it up. She was so distracted by covering up the ringworm that she forgot about the coke smear on her nose. NO SHE DID NOT DO CUPPING. Not unless CUPPING GETS YOU AS HIGH AS COCAINE. BTW, Hi Wally.
145. 23apples - February 20, 2007 12:44 PM
123 - i see the diamond around her eye.. but what the fuck is it for?? i don't get it. and i thought the bruise looking things looked like kisses, too, but theyre so screwed up looking!! maybe she just wanted it to look like she had a bunch of hickeys.. in the actual shape of a mouth.. fuck i don't know, its paris hilton
146. wtfiswrongwithppl - February 20, 2007 12:52 PM
Okay Superfish... Why is this NEWS??
Paris Hilton ALWAYS looks like hell. She even creates it for everyone else... just look at Britney Spears now.
This is like posting "Lindsay Lohan is Still an Alcoholic after Rehab". Oh wait... I saw that too.
147. Nimuë LaMer - February 20, 2007 12:56 PM
The things on her chest are bronzer/makeup she applied with a brush. Probably didn't let her moisturizer absorb completely before trying to apply the bronzing powder... it's NOT from cupping.
The schmear on her nose is jizz she tried to wipe off and it smeared her foundation.
I'm not defending this skank, I'm defending the cupping stuff.
Laughed my ass off when I saw she was stood up at her birthday party! LOLOLOLOL!!!!
148. k naz - February 20, 2007 4:04 PM
DID ANYONE STOP TO ACTUALLY LOOK CLOSE...ITS LIPSTICK PRINTS!!! You can totally see its sparkly fucking lipgloss lol. She probably had someone do it on purpose, and ended up looking like a fool.
149. tundrababe - February 20, 2007 4:25 PM
It looks like someone was airbrushing bronzer and stopped it a few times on her chest. She needs to hire an image consultant or something, she can't even use a mirror.
150. WTFiswrongwithUppl - February 20, 2007 6:37 PM
Still LMAO@that hair extension getting ready to fall out!
151. BeaGass - February 20, 2007 11:03 PM
cunt can't dance.........i don't care what ANYONE sez.
152. BeaGass - February 20, 2007 11:16 PM
#66?......it's a MAN thing.
153. Lowlands - February 21, 2007 7:48 AM
I don't know who was sitting lately on her chest,feeding her penis.But that must have been one 'windy' guy.
154. kristynn - February 21, 2007 10:06 AM
THANK YOU #110.
i'm an esthetician and that is definitely not ringworm. not even close.
bad blending + the light catching her makeup the wrong way = the 'spots' you see in those pictures.
155. Punkgal - February 21, 2007 2:34 PM
Why does that guy look like he is whispering in the ear of a Manequin??
Looks like some fucked up Department store window..
156. mimi_bleet - February 21, 2007 9:11 PM
Dear #129,
I understand that you would take offense, but I'm sorry, but those marks are not "textured." That appearance of texture is only the reflection of the glitter in the bronzer. I not only have personal experience with sensitive skin, but I also have experience with very shimmery/glittery makeup. The makeup for the 'circles' is just very concentrated, almost giving it that appearance. The 8th picture provides a good perspective.
157. P Willy - February 22, 2007 4:33 AM
I'm almost positive she is doing meth I mean those have to be chemical burns. As for her nose it's falling through. The meth is eatin her up.
158. jenni - March 1, 2007 2:51 PM
This information is according to MSN.com. Paris showed up to an event and immediately the crowd starting throwing lipsticks and various other things at her while shouting "boo." She was escorted away and went to the hospital where she only suffered from minor bruises and bumps. The reason she is wearing that outfit revealing the bruises is because that's what she was wearing when they started throwing things at her.
159. HollywoodSnark - March 24, 2007 8:36 AM
she's always looked wrecked as hell
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