Feb 15 2007Paris Hilton gets trash thrown at her

woo fucking hoo.

cigarettes, tissues, and lipstick, but no valtrex. what ungrateful fans!

I wanna throw garbage at her too!

And by garbage a I mean shoulder fired missile.

I don't understand why she doesn't get the same reception in the US.

I don't understand why she doesn't get the same reception in the US.

People should throw trash at her wherever she goes. It should be second nature to anyone who isn't her.

Great. Paris is on the Africa bandwagon. Tell us more about these 'people who need help', Paris. It's news to me and I get all of my news from you.

That's Paris for you.

"she plans to go to Africa this year." That gives her 10 months to find it on a map.

Africa's being devastated by an AIDS epidemic.

And on that note, Paris should take an extended tour of the dark continent and have as much sex as possible with the locals.

#9 - She already has. That wonky eye is the result of a Tutsi cumshot. Must be all the grass they eat out there.

Slim, i think that's a given.

Maybe they were just trying to make her feel at home since she's so trashy?

I would have liked to read that someone screamed "Go back to Whore Island!" or something along that line...she's nas-tay.

Why would she be offended by trash when she IS trash?

It's bad enough she actually has to be Paris Hilton, but seriously, pretending she actually loves classical music? Get real. I'm sure Chopin loved to writhe around on a beach and sing complete crap, while pouting at the camera, of course.

LOL #10.....maybe she should let a Hutu give her a cumshot in the other eye that way it will match the jacked up one...AND she can show everyone how she is impartial to all cultures and ethnicities. Then she will really show the world that she wants to help.

What a pity she didn't take her sister Nicky along with her.She could have explained to her all about the interior-architecture.

She has brown eyes but she wears contacted lenses and dyes her hair blond. I guess she's aiming for that bogus "Nordic" look. Additonally, as everyone knows, she had a (rather poor) nose job. In sum, everything about her is fake.

Something tells me she thinks Africa is a club in an urban area... with an open bar and free lines in the bathroom.

i would have loved to thrown trash at her too.

Local officials in Vienna were horrified when Paris arrived in Austria and said to the press: "G'Day Mate! Put another shrimp on the barbie!"

She is so tragic it makes me want to cry. Or incinerate her.

The last Austrian to trash Paris was Hitler. History is so cyclical.

SHE IS NOTHING BUT A HOOK NOSED, AIDS INFESTED, FAKE SLUT WHO SHOULD BE FED TO THE CROCODILES AND HIPPOS.

Paris is trash but once a Nazi state will always be a Nazi state.

9 & 10 LMAO!?!!?

Oh god, that was funny.

Africa is in for another strain of disease. Or several.

To borrow from "The Princess Bride":

"All hail the Queen of Garbage! Boo! Boooo! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

#22..that is too fucking funny..and true

Maybe Paris outta ask the ParisExposed guy to sell her her passport back

#22 - Excellent historical geopolitical humor.

22 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
clever motherfucker

#22

THAT WAS THE BEST POST EVER!!!! no one can top this one.

everyone get back to work. there is nothing to do here.

They should have thrown tampons.

#10

we could only hope this racist cunt would have sex with an African. They have instant AIDS. Infection in under 5 minutes on contact.

Yup #22 nailed it, he went historical on our asses.

Kudos

look what we did rich!!

#22. I knew there was a reason I stuck around the office today....to read that! Now my work day is complete!

She'll come back from Africa holding a swaddled bundle telling everyone she adopted a baby. Only when when she pulls back the blanket, it'll be a marmoset. With herpes...

Is it just me or does Paris Hilton resemble Big Bird? OMFG .. she looks like a damn bird!!! Why would anyone be attracted to Big Bird??? Bird fetish maybe!!!

The most shocking part of this story is....

SHE HAS FANS??????

OK.. Which one of you homo's bought her cd????

@22... Genius. How did I miss your comment? Well done.

Oh maybe there is justice.....

#9, #10, #22 - this day is day the Lord made and you improved it - nice work!! RichPort, BarbadoSlim, and UNWASHEDMASSES play one-up-man-ship with God and win!! Yeah, team!!

Not to get too technical here, but Paris was never trashed. Those cowards never put up a resistance, just rolled out the welcome mat and let themselves get fucked. Oh, nevermind...the analogy is still apt.

Yeah, #22 was pretty sweet.

I just wish that when people throw trash at Paris, they'd throw stuff like anvils and toaster ovens and concrete blocks. Cigarettes, tissues and lipstick? Why not cotton balls and feathers, too? Damn...

And I think Africa has been through enough. The last thing they need is Paris the heiress parading around pretending to be concerned about the poor downtrodden in an attempt to help her image.

I just LOVE picturing people throwing garbage at her. The only thing funnier would be if they were flinging poo. Like monkeys. Well, I guess there will be enough of that when she goes to Africa.

@ 22 - LMAO!! You have restored my faith ...

22: Yeah, that was pretty damn good, I gotta admit...

3: I still liked yours better

Too bad nobody threw an anvil at her like the Coyote.

"'As a celebrity, you can really make people aware of what's going on in the world,' she said."

Aren't there ANY real journalists out there? I mean, they're supposed to be "objective," and not take sides, but they've already taken a side by decididng to quote her and give her ink.

It's like having a rampaging pedophile on Regis to share his falafel recipe.

Hey, like, maybe he makes a good falaphel...never mind the raping children part. Let's focus on the cooking, okay?

When Paris starts babbling about "helping," any quotes offered should not be presented without, "Paris Hilton has wasted more money on sex toys, cel phones, private jet fuel and cocaine in the last week than the average African will spend in his lifetime."

44: Yo, we were writing at the same time...we were on the same wavelength :)

I really think this is going to start happening to her much more often and in the US too. She as a huge backload of bad karma that's going to hit her like an asteroid. I know if I saw her out anywhere I would hurl verbal abuse & anything I could get my hands on at her.

hopefully when she goes to africa somebody will record a video of her dancing around in a village, just like madonna did on one of her visits. unfortunately the villagers will be saying the same thing in their native tongue - "too stringy."

Jrz, just like old times... Nipsy was right... UNWASHED shut this thread down. Everyone go home.

who is paris hilton again?

I WOULD THROW MY SHIT AT HER......................................................I WOULD

I WOULD HAVE THROWN MY SHIT AT HER

I WOULD HAVE THROWN MY SHIT AT HER

@43... Holy crap! Well done.

WHO is a Paris Hilton FAN?? How can this badly behaved racist slut think she has FANS?
#22 was good but I kinda liked #20 too ;) Nice one

I'm kinda surpirsed she didn't say "I love Austria, mate, throw another shrimp on the barby"

Of course that movie was probably a little deep for her tastes..

"She's in such denial you could push her down and pee on her while yelling: "Take that, you useless whore!" and she'd laugh it off and tell everybody her fans love pulling pranks on her."

No, she'd probably enjoy it.

Hell, she likes getting fucked in the butt for coke and that's right down there with getting pissed on.

Now she's going to Africa?!?!? My oh my, those poor Africans! They are already dealing with an AIDS epidemic and now they will have to deal with a herpes outbreak as well?

Maybe she will start an African Paris Hilton Fan Club. But instead of little membership badges or patches, she'll just give out cold sores.

#22-Holy shit! SHAZAM!!!!!

Whore only wants to go to africa to save her from the " nigger " comments. " oh wowie i said nigger, lets go hang out with africans, that'll make it better righ.. oh look sparkly..." She doesnt know about the people in need, but i DO know she's in need of a bullet to the brain, then perhaps a trip to the sun...but ofc, a wise blonde once said " humans CAN walk on the sun, we just need to go at night! "

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time
#63- LMAO

#22 -- hysterical. you made my day.

jrzmommy -- i got in on the juliabella bashing on the last thread -- but it was too late. When you start bashing her again let me know.

How could they tell the trash from Paris???

OMG! I WAS THERE, I SAW HER!!! Lots of young people (CROWDED PEOPLE) waited for hours to get autographs from her, and the autographs hour normally "takes" 1 hour but it "only" took 30 min. Lots of people (esp. BOYS) never get autographs from her and got disappointed, that's why they threw her scratch papers, cigarette boxes etc. I just saw her on t.v Live @ the OPERA BALL. She's wearing yellow silk gown. The Interviewer asked her if she likes OPERA BALL, and she answered "Yes, It's a new experienced to me, and we never have like this in L.A" bla.bla.bla....She Looks PRETTY though. She'll also celebrate her 26th birthday here in Austria @ ISCHGL Tyrol (Then Later in Las Vegas). She'll play the DJ as well, and only rich people can afford the 230 euro or something, for the entrance. *lol*
P.s: Sorry For My English

If I would have been there I would've thrown my jar of recalled peanut butter at her...
#9 - wonky eye - that's too damn funny
#22 - you need to run for president, that was brilliant!!

I would give anything to have the chance to chuck something at Paris Hilton, namely a brick!
Lets see if she thinks thats "hot"

what a pathetic excuse for a human, i swear her father should have "blown her to the sheets" that night, save the world the pain and torture of having to look at his Satan spawn children.
I have never been so ashamed to be in the same species,
And Anna Nicole is the one who's dead.. damn i wish they could trade places.

Hey, is that Al from Happy Days?

speaking as a beige person from the South, we just barely are being forgiven by our darker brown skinned friends for what went on in the 1800s: if Paris goes to Africa I will never get these guys to be friends with me and I will never hear the end of the bitching and it will be 2307 before we have desegregated schools again only this time it will be the beige people who have to sit at the back of the bus. For the love of God, someone stop this walking disaster.

Next week there will be home movies of her getting the hole raped off her by one ofd those little bush monkeys!!!

Lame....

Well, say what you will, she does have a good complexion.

They should cut to the chase and just throw HER in the garbage.

@66: Don't apologize for your English. Appologize instead for helping keep this tasteless skank alive by particiapting in her media events. And weep. Weep for your countrymen if they actually clamour for the autograph of this human filth.

As a true member of her class, Paris radiates a sense of entitlement.
You proles, on the other hand, are filled with nothing but seething resentment and rage.
Now go, go play in traffic.

Throwing trash at Paris Hilton... Isn't that redundant??

Someone should have at least thrown some antibiotics.

serves her right, fucking racist.

#22 - Kudos!

#23 - what did crocodiles and hippos ever do to you?

As for her trip to Africa, it's unlikely that she'll go anywhere that needs "help" (oh, to have her blown away by an AK toting rebel) - she'll probably just go shopping in Cape Town or the Northern Suburbs of Johannesburg.

People... AIDS is a PANDEMIC.

She is

a nasty

cheap slut

who sucks

and guzzles

jizz covered dick

like a somalian eating

monkeys and rats

someone

please

put

that

cunt

out

of

its

misery

now

SLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT.

Could she be anymore vacuous? I AM TOTALLY GOING TO AFRIKA TO SAYV TEH BAYBEES BECUZ I LUV BABESE YAY! I always think she's a joke. She was created by scientists and mtv as a huge social experiment.

@66
Elliot, or whichever one of Parasite's minions you happen to be, don't you ever get tired of degrading yourself by spewing out this nonsense to try to make her look good? I bet you had to go shower after that one.
P.S. Go back over to x17. They love you guys over there. You're the only things that keep those ass kissers up and running.

lame is that danielle didn't make it as the black Paris. I'm sure she has the right clothes for it and puts out every chance she gets. what she needs is a good hotel chain - i hear the french are trying to unload motel 6.

Really subtle with her redemption campaign, isn't she? This girl really and truly is a certified idiot.

as much as i hate Paris, i really like that dress!! does anyone know where it's from??

(cue answers like Herpesland and Whoresville)

Herpesland L'idiot on Rodeo

:)

I have read that she got that wonky eye from a botched plastic surgery. If this is true, it is one teeny, tiny step down the karmic path.

She looks like Meryl Streep in these pics! (sorry Meryl)

And her nose looks HUGE!! I thought she got that fixed???

Damn, sorry I wasn't there to toss something at her too... like my lunch.

"As a celebrity, you can really make people aware of what's going on in the world".

I'm glad she's here to impart her understanding of world problems. That's probably why she got herpes.

#101. Scary, that. If she is indeed a social experiment, didn't we all fail....?? She must be returned to the freezer until the next generation.

Paris never said that classical music was boring.

Goddammit, she is starting to look like Big Bird to me.....

or maybe the Chicken Lady from the Kids in the Hall.

Yecch >:P

Can you imagine being the ambassador to Austria, getting pulled out of an important meeting because stupid Paris Hilton let her passport expire?! I hope he at least got a blowjob out of the deal.

Looks like Paris finally learned how to tastefully apply makeup. Between that, the somewhat subdued wardrobe and the talk of charity, I smell an image makeover.

As some of you already said...I was wondering...Fans? Does this girl have fans? Really? Do you know someone who call themselves a Paris Hilton fan? And if they do, why??? I´ve sure never heard of one...

Bleargh

BLEAAAAAARGHHH

Of course she has fans! Hitler has fans so why shouldn't she!

Im ready to take poor Paris' crack addicted african monkey/marmoset love child, and care for it after her vagina explodes from all the unprotected sex she'll be having. Will the marmoset baby be needing a valid passport as well?

ha ha....trash getting thrown at trash!