Feb 28 2007Paris Hilton drives on suspended license, gets towed

FRIST!

Maybe she'll get her re-hab paid for.
In jail.

With that outfit shouldn't there be the legally required nipple slip?

Someone's not doing their job.

Frouth!

She looks hot. So hot I'd like to wipe my ass with her. Meh.

God bless old wonkey eye. She looks like an 80 year old carrot.

More alarming is her skin color. Maybe it's the lighting, but she looks like Magda. And she's not even out of her twenties yet.

She and Jenna Jameson are apparently from the same Beef Jerky planet. These photos are not good news for my night terrors. Hot.

She hadn't been in the news for a couple days so she had to do something. My normal everyday Chevy has automatic headlights. You'd figure a freakin' Bentley would come with a guy that says, "Excuse me, but I believe your lights are not on." Or, as Fish said, open your freakin' eyes!!

And I love how her reps give an excuse for driving with no lights, but no excuse whatsoever for driving with a suspended license. That's not a big deal at all.

If it weren't for her daddy's money she'd be a fluffer for Ron Jeremy.

Funny how "Elliot Mintz" has become a household name.

@ 10 - she's better than that! Maybe Peter North.

1. If any of us Great Unwashed was busted driving on a suspended license, we'd go to jail.

2. Paris, Jessica Simpson, and Posh Spice should have a sunless-tan-off. It'll be an Orange-strava-Ganza!

Hey Paris, Having your boobies out doesn't count as turning your headlights on.

Why the hell isn't she in jail? I mean I know why but that sucks.

Is she STILL driving in the same car?In the meanwhile i bought myself already a next Camry.It's a really good one this time because the car-salesman told me it was only driven before by an old age woman.

@15: She sucks. And swallows. That's why she's not in jail.

LOL @ 13

A small point: Paris apparently got hooked up not by the LAPD, but by the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department. LAPD still wears those Navy blue uniforms that I remember from the days of "Adam-12," when poor Paris would definitely have been let go due to her family money. Nice to see things have changed.

That isn't LAPD...that is LA County Sheriff's towing her sorry ass. If it was LAPD you would expect a lot more brass, and even the Mayor showing up for a press conference.

eeeew she looks like Jenna Jaymason

Jesus, look at her skin. She seems to be taking a page from Jenna's book.

@ #1 - I seem to have started a trend. I hope Bill is enjoying the attention.

Kind of surprised that a $200K Bentley doesn't have the same auto-on headlights like my $25K Taurus.

On a related note - she ought to dump the Bentley and pick up one a Lexus LS. voice-controlled GPS navigation, traffic-aware cruise control, auto *everything* (even parking)... as long as you can pronunce the word "home" you'll get there no matter how drunk you are.

Think of the savings in towing and impound fees! :^)

What a stupid stupid whore. If she would simply take a limo everywhere she wouldn't have to keep going back to court. But then I guess she wouldn't get to meet all those cute cops and lawyers.

If I had her money I would never drive again... I would sit in the back of a limo and the only legal problems I would have would be for littering when I tossed empty beer cans out on to the road, lol.

So she can spend $200,000 on a car (or whatever the lease payments are, probably more than my house payment at least), but still can't spend the $25,000 on a flunkie to drive her around while her license is suspended? Hey cheap beotch, think of all the extra time you'd gain to do blowjobs in the back seat!

Is it just me or does Paris look like a cheap Chinese PVC blow up sex doll in the middle picture?

I think we are missing the real issue here. Virgin Megastore? Who buys CD's anymore?

OMG I have a corolla that automatically turns on my headlights when its dark! I thought Bentley's were top notch...I guess not. Paris has been looking really beat down lately...yikes her skin on that 2nd pic looks really rough!

Sorry I can't tell you what happened exactly but Paris had just dropped me off at the Jack-In-The-Box around the corner before my shift started. Always enjoy meetings with the boys in blue. Whoops, gotta go... ah nuts, just the microwave.

To all the "Open your eyes" comments...have any of you looked at her eyes??! They are permanently glued 3/4 shut with bong resin and dried come. Mintz oughta use that as an excuse for this useless skank.

Damn... 200K for that piece of shit... My 27K Jeep has lights that turn on when it gets dark......

Stupid cunt.........

Alas, there is a God.

Again... always with the stupid f*cking phone/Blackberry/Blueberry/Strawberry f*cking cell phone contraption shit thing glued to her ear. I can just hear the conversation now... "Daddy... Nicky... Mommy... like, KinkaJou Poo Poo... somebodies please, like, get me out of this messes NOW! They are, like, being, like, mean to me!"

So, she's speeding in the parking lot, with lights off? In the PARKING LOT? Hmm - I thought if you got pulled over in a parking lot and got ticketed then whomever (county, state, city) would have to maintain services on the parking lot. (IE Running the stop sign in the Kroger parking lot will not get you a ticket, b/c it's private property.) Maybe it was a city/county owned lot. Either way, WTF man, why isn't she locked up? The celebrity "Elite" status of it all is shit.

Awwww...MrSemprini knows EVERYBODY!!!!
Poor Paris, she looks so dumbfounded in that pic. "Why does everything bad always happen to me???"

a woman this dumb doesn't deserve to be driving such a fine automobile.

She needs to hire a driver or have Cesar Milan teach her dog how to drive her car.

i'm positive that not only does everyone here speed, but everyone here has driven away from a parking lot and forgotten to turn their lights on. big deal.

How stupid! Even my Volvo has auto-on headlights! And apparently so does her Bentley:
"dusk sensing headlamps" (taken from edmunds.com)
Her single brain cell must have thought it would be a good idea to turn this feature off. Or maybe she let her angry kinkajou do a tune up.

Could this bitch be anymore orange?

Sheesh. Were you born orange? No.

So stay the fuck outta the tanning salon.

Oh my, goodness.... What do you feed a troll? I have no idea what karifarrells eat. Something nummy, I'll bet... like kinkajous. Yeah... mmmm yeahhh

For $200,000 you would think it would have one of those "turn the lights on automatically" deals. I have a $7,000 truck and it does it.

and there goes that freaky round thing on her chest again! right under her necklace, the same round spot/bruise that was on her chest at the Vienna ball thing, what is that? Valley girls hitting her with their finger, screaming "Stay away from my man, beotch!"?

I love it when bad things happen to her.

Orangutan. I don't know why, it's the only word that comes to mind.

Yes. Orangutan... But number 7 hit it right on the nose. She is Magda!

its not just cuz she is a celeb that they didnt take her to jail. one of my friends was pulled over while driving with a suspended license and he didnt get taken to jail. they didnt even tow his truck. they let him go but made someone else with a valid license drive. and he got a ticket. but thats it.

Despite how much I hate this girl, She does look good in that photo above.
I don't know if it's so much that's she's stupid or doesn't care.. I think she believes she can get away with anything because she's famous, even though she's really a nobody... or Maybe she doesn't care because she has so much money she can pay to get tickets and have her car towed. The risk of getting caught isn't a big threat when you have alot of money.

Ok, we all know she's stupid, and Elliot Mintz should know she's stupid, so why the hell didn't he say "Now Paris, let Nicky or Stav or Tator Tot and Small fry drive, cause you ain't got a license for a while! Do you understand??? No drivee!" Why Why Why didn't they stress that to her?

Is that cryface I'm seeing? Do automatons have the ability to produce tears? Jeezy Creezy!

Doesn't matter how much cash this bitch has, she will always be low rent. DUI, driving with suspended license, more STDs than the CDC. Now on top of all that it is very clear that she is NOT going to age well. When she looks this rough at 26, god only knows what she will look like at 46!

LOL @ everyone's comments, you all took the words right from me....

except #36, that was just lame.

#28 lol

She reminds me of Jenna Jameson.

When is this useless piece of feces gonna pull an Anna Nicole?

3rd time Wally - please name your price to take down those photos. I doubt I can pay but I want to hear your explanation....

I love MrSemprini! Marry me?

#36- I'm positive I'd know if my license was suspended you dumb bitch.

Thats so sweet Murmuzz. How did you come up with such a cute name? Were you dictating and just fell asleep? heh heh, he said dic

I just want to pluck that one nasty hair extension right off her head.

Dear Fish... Get something that does nto allow trolling while you are at it...

God may exist after all.... Paris might have a date with the pokey... Um.. Jail. I mean jail...
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20070228/D8NIUU880.html

to save some time, the fish should just start every day with an article saying "paris hilton does stupid shit today" and post a random picture of paris hilton looking like a nob. that should pretty much cover our paris hilton fix for the day, and it'd be pretty accurate reporting also.

Why are there so many pictures of bitchs catching flys?

btw paris hilton is driving a fucking sweet car! what the hell is she doing behind the wheel of a car like that?

Paris Hilton is "Police Woman"

Hello... going jail anyone?

sick car though

I can't believe that she wasn't breath-tested for alcohol, especially if she was speeding AND on a suspended licence. It's not like she's new to blowing, plus I really really really wanna see her go to jail.

#36

You are choosing to ignore that everyone here does not drive under suspension for DUI. Everyone here would lose their job without the right to drive a car, if they don't lose work for simply being charged with DUI. Loosing work could make us homeless in a month if we lived and paid rent on any of Hilton's properties. Also, I'd be damned retarded to ever consider spending $200,000 of my money on any stupid car.

Paris has it coming. Nobody is allowed to get away with acting like this forever.

I hear she could get 90 days in jail. Of course, she'll get out of it and the sentence will be suspended, but is she smart enough to make it those 90 days without getting arrested again? She's asking for it. Her day is coming.

The real fun will be to see her forced to go 90 days without her drugs.

47, because all of those sycophants are on the fucking payroll. Same reason why nobody 'stopped' Nicole, Britney, Lindsay, etc. from doing *insert ridiculous behaviour*.
All these bitches are the breadwinners of their little tiny circles, and not too many people on the good side of the cash are going to suggest anything that might anger Their Royal Douchenozzles.

#60 - good story. 90 days in the clink could be just what she needs PLUS she'll return to a normal colour!

From the article - Elliot Mintz said "When she called me, she asked if her license was suspended," Mintz said early Wednesday. "If that's the case, she and I are unaware of it."

*rolls eyes* Good Lord, what next!

#69 - it will be fun to watch her AFTER 90 days... no blue contacts and hair extensions that are completely messed up. Plus she'll be a washed out shade of orange... with intermittent blue bruising from all the beatings.

i don't remember who p'shawed the "speeding in a parking lot", but all rules of the road apply also to parking lots. it doesn't matter anymore about whether it is private or public owned.
she won't do any time, though. she'll get public service and will wrangle her way out of that. happens all the time. unless your license has been revoked for non-payment of child support. then you get to drive for free.

ahem. off soapbox.

I also heard that she left her cell phone and purse in the car. She had to walk like 6 blocks, penniless, to one of her dad's hilton hotels to make a phone call. What the hell kind of country is this that rich people have to walk anywhere against their own volition. I could expect this kind of crap in Rhwanda,where rich people cant even afford cars, but not here in the United States! As an American multi-millionaire myself this story is not only outrageous but also a depressing reminder that we, as an American community, still have a long way to go before can finnaly call ourselves civilized. Los Angelos spends all this money on health care for the poor people, even though poor people hate hospitals so they never use it and the money is waste anyways. They need to be spending money for roadside phone service phones every 1/10 of a mile that would require a finger print scan to activate them. And only rich peoples finger prints would be in the database.

did she actually graduate from highschool?

or kindergarten?

i mean, first she doesn't put gas in her car. and then, she is surprised when it stops going.

then, she doesn't put on her headlights when it's dark outside.

wasn't it her friend/not her friend nichole richie who was caught driving on the wrong side of the road?

i wanna see both those idiots on a new show:
the simple life: traffic school.

You'd think a fucking $200,000 car would have automatic lights, or you could just say "lights" or "boobs" and they'd come on.

I'd much rather read, "Paris Hilton drives on wrong side of road, gets killed."

#1, learn how to spell you fucking faggot.

Just kidding, I was trying to be mean. Did it work?

I know what she's saying on the phone. She's calling her boss, saying that she's gonna be late for work, and her boss is telling her to get to work early every day so she won't be late, and then Paris is gonna swallow her words and wonder to herself how is she supposed to get up an hour early every day just in case this *might* happen, and then she'll go to work on the bus and eat shit from her supervisor who is one year younger than her and then she'll go home and spend all her spare money on a cheap bottle of wine and she'll drink it alone and get drunk and accidentally sleep in and go to work late again and then her boss will ride her ass again and Paris will lose it and scream at her, in a moment of desperation and honesty, and tell her that the day before cost her enough with the tow job, and she isn't going to go to work an hour early every day because that's ridiculous and she'll expect her boss to be human and see her side, but she won't and Paris will get fired from her telemarketing job and escorted off the property while all her shit is collected in a cardboard box and walked out to her by the old security guard as Paris stands by the nearby bus stop and then she'll go home and wonder how things went so bad, and then she'll go hang out at the nearby coffee shop where all her friends at work go for lunch and she'll tell everybody what happened and leave them all her number and email on the same card and then later that night after work nobody will call or email her and she'll realize all those people were just at-work acquaintances and then she'll try to get another job but she's feeling terrible and can't sell herself and she realizes she just wasted another three years doing telemarketing and she was fired and can't use it on a job resume and she'll start drinking all her employment insurance and then get desperate and try to be a stripper but on her first night, some asshole from high school sees her, laughs, and humiliates her and she can't bear to be out there again, so she quits that job and she didn't even get paid for her first night of stripping and she's had her dignity crushed and day shows up and she has no money to party and her little circle of work friends don't show up and her other school friends are all married and too busy for her and she gets drunk on cheap wine all by herself and in a moment of weakness hangs herself dead in her bedroom.

Oh, wait...she's rich.

She's on the phone ordering an even bigger and fancier sports car, and calling her high-priced lawyer who always makes sure rich people don't go to jail.

The End

If Shakespere were around today Paris Hilton may become his greatest tragedy. Sge is an absolute disaster - her new found taffy coloring truly shows off that dreadful honker she calls a nose and her hands have the elegance of a couple of anvils. The celebutant phase is ending, throw her stupid ass in jail.

Why did they let her walk? If any of us drove on a suspended license we would be freaking arrested. This is b.s.

She should get those herpes checked out.

She'd have to go to the jail some months.
www.philton.org

She'd have to go to the jail some months.

# 26 and even worse, who would buy her cd?!

I love how she's looking more and more like the washed up wh*re she is. The lack of attention is degenerating.

ROFLMAO @ 31!!

Check out the gormless look on her face in picture two...looks like the LAPD gave her a labotomy as well as a ticket though I know they couldn't have done since its not like she had anything in hr head to begin with..

MrSemprini: You're so random. Me likey. Call me?

lay off the self tanner sweetie

Money can't buy class or common sense. All that money still can not make her attractive either. Shapeless and ugly.

Paris Hilton is rich. Why is she driving her own car? She pays people to do everything else, so why not hire a driver? That's what rich people do anyway, especially rich people with a suspended driver's license.

I so hope they put her in jail for her sentence, Orange jumpsuits would not go with her gross fake tan.

I am guessing though because of her wealth and popularity (god it hurt me writing that one)she wont go to prison and my tv and magazines and websites will be tainted with her disgusting face forever more

Put her skanky ass in the slammer for a few days. Look out jail bitches, princess with the smelly vajayjay is coming your way.

She's looking pale...I think she needs some sun.

reminds me of one of the gals on "beauty" nd the geek, tangoed nd panda eyed

a $200,000 car that doesnt automatically turn on the headlights?

what kind of idiot drives around without their headlights on? please, just take her to the pound and put her down