Feb 16 2007Niciole Richie charged with DUI

She couldn't tell she was going the wrong way with those groovy night-vision glasses?

She has Bette Davis eyes.

So, when will welding masks catch on? She's wearing big girls sunglasses. The prison guards are lubricating as we speak.

Maybe someone named Laquisha will force feed her........

So she was booked for Driving Under Ideal Weight?

Nightsticks??? The most she could manage would be a greased toothpick.

Eight posts!

Seems like quite the busy news day for the superficial.

what a slut

"So here's to hoping Nicole Richie gets convicted."

HA!

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Now THAT is funny!

Seriously, can you lay off with the new stories for today? One more and my song thing gets knocked off the bottom. Thanks.

Come on Superfish, you work hard; you've posted stories and video. You deserve a break. We've got enough for the weekend.

When I saw the picture, the first thought I had was that we have confirmation on the existence of alien intelligence. Then, reality hit. This is a down day...

She should be charged with felony assault for subjecting us to that outfit.

i love it when bad things happen to fatties.

Sid, you were a minute late with your post.

Good luck with your song thing though.

#9 something tells me you'll repost it...

Is she going for the Mr. Magoo look or Hans Moleman from the Simpsons?

she probably won't learn her lesson, but at least she'll have to stop wearing those ridiculous glasses in jail.

Willy Wonka was drivin drunk?

How many pairs of glasses does Nicole have? D:

All the posts are because Fish himself is worried that tonight he'll have a very vivid dream about Harry Potter's clenched ass.

could it be fate, the flecks in our eyes are mirror images, and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned?

Before she goes anywhere, she's gotta lose in weight what, for the sake of virtue, she has to gain.

Which basically means she'll more than have disappeared, before she can safely say she's not FAT.

If anybody pokes something in Nicole Richie's nightstick hole they're gonna pull out a stub.

There's acid in there baby! Acid and used gum...oh and bugs. Theres bugs in there too.

that one was for you, my little unipole

There's not a prison that can hold her. That skinny biatch can slip through the bars, and crawl thrugh a hole in the chain link. If she's spotted all she has to do is turn sideways ! She'll be a regular HO-dini !

Oh My God, Nicole Richie may go to prison !!! Oh nevermind, she's not thin enough to do any magazine covers anymore and her glasses are getting more ridiculous by the day...Nicole, we know it's you ! You are the only person whose shades are bigger than the actual body :) Ta Sweety,
Erin;)

Wow, insignificance wears owl glasses.

dirt chicken. you are too right. i bet she could swim out through the pipes, anorexic shawshank style

@23... Maybe they'll give her a Hannibal cell, without the air holes. Crap, but then there's the drawer thingy.

Adds a whole new meaning to bug-eyed.
WTF is up with the ridiculous Elton John deification?

foiled again!

@ 26 Yup ! Just flush her narrow ass down the toilet, and coast through the pipes to freedom.

Maybe she'll finally pick up some weight in jail. They give you three hots and a cot.

Bug in jail.. Buzzzzzz

she's cute. i'd do her.

I thought the bratty girl didn't make it to Willy Wonka's shrink ray...

She looks like Jeff Goldblum in THE FLY. That means she's NOT "fly", she's fugly.

Get off her jock already.

Jack Handy: Thank you.

Actually, I went and visited that thread after it got wiped off the main page, and people were still replying.

LyraBelacqua suggested humiliating myself a little and singing it to a record store. It's a good idea.

Thanks to all who helped :)

There's a lot of love here. I know we like to have fun with the celebs, but there's some good folks here :)

Yay :)

Give a hoot! Don't pollute! or, Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

#38 you are old! I should know...

Omfg. That pic. I scrolled down and I was like OH! SHIT! Wtf is that? The Fly?

are you kidding me? she won't see a day in jail. she'll get community service, and she'll pay her maid to do it for her while she goes to france or something.

When your just famous for being a party girl its eventualy gonna bite you in the ass,stupid bitch

Will someone please throw this skinny little slut a cheeseburger? Bitch needs to fatten up a bit!

#18
she owns over 300 pairs, I read somehwere.

I like nicole richie, I can't really exaplin exactly why but I do. I don't hope jailtime on anyone but she does need to get it together and stop doing harmful things to herself. She's not as bad as she use to be at least.

She looks really good. Blonde is best on her.

Misogynist piece of trash.

Man you guys are rough!

Why oh why do these tarts insist on wearing those STUPID looking sunglasses?? It makes me feel like pulling them off their makeup caked faces and forcefeeding them to her!

I almost overlooked this post but finally i found it.I recommend those securityguards to take bigger nightsticks. otherwise they could grab by her by mistake in a reflex,thinking it's their nightstick.

~49~It's 'grab her by'.

Those fucking portholes she's wearing are bigger than her fucking head! How does she hold her head up without her neck snapping???

Jail time ...get real....no chance. community service....maybe but doubtful....Take her lisense

I feel so sorry for Nicole. She seems like such a nice person caught up in the dangerous side of the celeb lifestyle.

What a cow. I can't even see the bottom of her collarbone anymore.

she looks like a fly...yea...with those glasses on

Should celebrities even be allowed to drive? It seems they aren't very good at it. They should all just have limos drive them around.

This may be a little old for this crowd, but is Hobo Kelly Nicole's Mother?

#44 - your use of the word "exaplin" and inability to locate the " , " on your keyboard explains why you love NR so much.

At this point, we'll see what level of a "Professional Celebrity" you have to be in order to be above the law. Watch this case closely, and if she gets the same jury that the Rodney King cops had, expect another riot in the streets.

holy crap. Look at those glasses. Either she has a super heavy prescription, or her eyes are HUGE! Maybe she's going for a Woody Allen look?

hi, i'm new

I love nicole. idk what you guys are talking about.

She forgot to take the glasses off after to going to one of those super cool 3D movies.

please, put her in jail...please?

Ms. Super-Rich Richie should have clear lenses in her glasses so she can get a good look at the inside of her jail cell. And is it just me, or are her glasses on upside down, just like her brain?