Feb 23 2007Mischa Barton smokes some marijuana

oh good god

who the fuck is that dude

Good on her

haha..that is really funny because i got to school at unca in asheville, nc, and a few months ago mischa was in town filming a movie and she was staying at the grove park inn. one of my friends happens to work there, and she had to take food up to mischa. when mischa opened the door, it smelled like mad weed and her eyes were all red...so the next day my friend had to clean her room and she found her stash and smoked some of it! haha.

Is she driving while smokin her doobie?

Puff puff give give....you're fucking up the rotation.

Well, it's no umbrella.

he's the fat, unattractive, lesser known brother of jake gyllenhaal.

I see she's removed her dentures in order to get maximum suction when she takes a drag. Hard core.

Breaking news-Britney just got kicked out of rehab for punching a nurse!!!

#4

ahh yes, asheville. everytime i've ever been there i have smoked some sensational green. mischa still looks like a giraffe. but hey i've smoked with pigs, dogs, snakes, kittens, monkeys and asses so i think i could burn one with a giraffe.

We will find out later that she did not inhale. In which case the boyfriend still makes no sense.

...suck the chrome offa trailer hitch ? yup...

Is that Howard K. Stern?

well, considering shes still with or was with the gross disgusting cisco adler, you have to be on drugs, the guys a douche bag, so like i said before, point proven you gotta be high or smoikn somethin to go out with the losers she does. dumb hoe!

Is she gonna be busted, or is that legal????

judging by the dudes she's seen with, it's obvious that this is medicinal marijuana, for a persistent problem with her eyesight

fuck yeah, weekend, pissed on my desk i'm outta here

(not actual urine just showing disrespect)

I'm no expert on marijuana, but isn't it possible that it's just a rolled cigarette?

Although, I don't know anybody who makes a pained face like that after inhaling tobacco smoke...

she lives in california and could possibly be getting it legally prescribed for anxiety or other phsyical issues.

16. No, I'm pretty sure it's a felony to date a dude whose face looks like a dog's ass.

Hopefully Mischa will move onto bigger and better things (heroin) and we can watch her spiral out of control. Once Britney is 6 feet under, I'll need another train wreck to entertain me.

Man I read about this way early today on another site....

This site is sooooooooo slow to get some things posted...

Mischa should be executed by a firing squad using bows and arrows for this.

THIS IS THE NEW AMERICA!

I don't even know who she is.

I like cake.

ganja is NOT news.
this ho is retardedly boring.

oh and she dresses like a parody of a hippie.
she needs a crown of daises.

Ugly boyfriend. Ugly dress. Ugly shoes. Ugly habits.

Wow, she's a winner...

What an attention whore! Is she even working anymore?

ew

in photo #1 she's just having a after sex smoke and those indentations in her cheeks are from cisco,s balls resting there while in the 69 position...sick..but funny.

I've seen ONE movie that she's been in (The Sixth Sense) and if it wasn't for imdb, I wouldn't have even remembered that. She needs to attack a SUV or wear clown make-up or stand buck naked in front of a horse for me to take notice.

Cake is good.

Is it true what #10 said? That Britney got kicked out of rehab for punching a nurse? God I hope so!

# 30...yes!
Maybe she has to get high because she's trying to forget Cisco's Kooky Circus Genitals smacking her in the forehead....

I wonder is she ever has flashback from being tea bagged from another room.

When she's sniffing lines of blow, then make sure to let me know. 'Til then, this is typical Amero-puritan news, no?

Hey smelly bitches,what she's smoking could be also normal tobacco.There're some tobacco brands which you've to roll your own cigarret manually.Everebody got his own preference ofcourse.But when i take a peek at the third pic,i think also it's marihuanna.Lookslike they having some funtime!

Hmmm... the last time I checked this was illegal. But then again, Mischa lives in the Land of the Free, right? So she is free to... ehm... not do what she wants.

Great...

California must be a great place!Walking around in t-shirt in februari!

No wonder Cisco's ballsac is stretched.Must be the hot Californian weather what made his testicles drop down.

Heh well, i've never seen such a big rolled up before containing only tobacco... Either she just really loves that stuff.

Let's hear it for cake.

Fucking RIGHT ON!

YEAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*Lookslike they having some funtime!*

Miss Swan is that you?

I could really use some 4:20 right about....now!

hey lowlands...when was the last time you saw someone smoking a cigarette like that? sorry, you just failed weed college.

@42

I'll take you shopping! My credit score is 420, you can get anything you want under $100........

We'll smoke some tree and fuck too......

D . U . I

that guy looks like the only word in his vocabulary is "munchies"

You think she'd be fatter from the munchies, maybe she's combining it with meth to keep that lovely skeletal zombie look.

Mischa who?

what is "tea bagged"???

Every single person in show business smokes weed. Most people in general smoke it...big fucking deal.

She needs to conceal that shit more though. When I smoke a J while driving, I make it seem like I'm smoking a cigarette. This is what's going to get her busted in the near future, and if only anyone gave a shit about her, we'd probably love to see it.

she's got to be blind and deaf.

that's the only conclusion i can come up with.

This is all we get for the whole weekend? I saw a guy at the park smoking one over on a grassy knoll. He looked about the same as her. Boring.

Who are these homely people and why haven't they been arrested for DUI?

My bet is that she rolls her own cigarettes. Mischa Barton is a faux hippie and most faux hippies roll their own.

The guy is Fran Kranz. He's an actor who went to Yale. Sadly, he has always looked that way.

obviously noone here has smoked a hand-rolled cigarette or joint.
the resin content of tobacco is different from grass so it burns differently.
that is grass.
i'm curious what the other white thing in the picture is...

This is puzzling... Smoking weed is supposed to give you the munchies and yet she looks like a walking skeleton. Which leads me to believe that she's either bulimic or sucking the glass cock along with her weed.
Eat a hamburger you scarecrow looking cunt.

that's fran kranz, yale graduate '05 and he had a small role in the trailer to 'hitch.' i think he got cut out of the movie.

Don't bogart that joint, beeeeotch.

Shit, no wonder Shaggy is always hungry...he's smoking doobies in the back of The Mystery Machine!

Rokay!

How many buttons does a dress need, Misha?

she looks like she stepped straight out of asheville. fucking disgusting faux hippies.

62. She almost looks like an Ashville native "trustafarian", a rich white doper who slums, pretending to be a rasta hippie. She needs a hemp hat and a lot more pit hair to complete the look.

*Asheville*, fuck

It's funny how celebrities get to drive around blatantly smoking marijuana and all they get is a picture taken of them.
Minus the saggy balls, I believe Cisco even looked better than this chum.

She's smoking the Chronic (not to be confused with the bionic). Judging by the way she's sucking on that fattie, I bet she could pull a man's kidneys out through his cock! Dirty little Hollywood whore.

Wow, could you suck that any harder? Wait, nevermind, don't answer that... And that guy looks like the half rat-half man "Scabbers" from Harry Potter.

She has sex with him.....that's all I can think of right now. yucky

lol how boring.

I could picture this little fraud being featured on an episode of COPS:

"Mobile Home Residential Area, Domestic Dispute"

You can tell it's the real RichPort because I'm FUNNY!!!

As I said under Angelina Photo post, JRZMOMMY & LIBRAESQUE are hot but I'll pass on BIATCHO. really enjoyed the romantic posts, well-written, I don't think I'll change my religion but I am considering an experimentation...... thanks for the ideas.

If Fish posts a picture of this guys' genitals, she'll quit dating him, too. Mischa doesn't like anyone knowing what she sits on. On the other hand, she lets anyone see her suck, right out in public....

I hope this fucking whore ends up in a single car rollover and dies. Seems like she doesn't give a fuck about endangering other people by smoking weed and driving so, fuck her. All these fucking hollywood assholes think they're so far above any law the rest of us have to follow. They all deserve any bad shit that happens to them, especially since they bring it upon themselves. Fucking waste of space.

Testing!

I'm not even going to PRETEND to understand why Mischa Barton is a "celebrity." She's like David Spade with a vagina. Is it because of that ridiculous P.O.S. show "The O.C.?" Is that why we're getting "Mischa Barton smokes a joint" stories instead of Dead Anna Nicole and Bald Britney Goes Berserk stories? Maybe "Screech" made another "Dirty Sanchez" video...has The Superficial EVEN BOTHERED to check? NO. We get dickless David Spade puffin' a fat kid and THAT'S IT. I need to go lie down somewhere. I'm THAT upset.

This one is particularly worthy of scorn because she actually thinks she's hot shit.

But she ain't shit. She's not even interesting enough for internet porn.

i hate her. the oc is gone because of that selfish bitch!

#49...tea bagging is where nuts get dangled in ones face.
Mischa WAS dating Cisco Adler, whose nekkid picture was found (among other things) in Paris Hilton's unpaid storage locker and posted here.
VIEW IT AT YOUR OWN PERIL!

Speaking for myself and seeing it mentioned DAILY in just about every topic posted here...Cisco's Kooky Circus Junk has scarred US ALL!!!

I cannot imagine THE HORROR Mischa (or any chick for that matter) experienced when he whipped that bucket of nuts out!
OH, THE HUMANITY!!! You'd be smoking, too!

I don't care what this butt-ugly cunt and her low-life boyfriend get high on as long as they stay off the highway when they are loaded. Fucking irresponsible shit-for-brains celebrity scum is what she is.

Can I get a job approving these messages?

Fuck, I hope at least you're gonna weed out Richport and other people who steal usernames.

WEAK!

Where's my fucking post? Good thing I saved. Try again...

My long post won't get posted. WTF???

It's not all that long.

I don't believe she smokes weed... she weigh more then 90lbs. That my friends, is a prison cigarette.

test

No, it's weed...look who she's with.

It's totally weed. The car is probably made of weed, with that asshole around.

I removed the myspace, and squished it. WTF??????????????????????????

Sorry, I'm making comments to whoever is reviewing this. I can't make a long post :(

Seriously... 12 hours with no updates??? Who the Fu¢k is Mischa Barton and why should I care?
MORE BRITNEY INSANITY ! ! ! !

What the fuck is she wearing? Oh, that has got to be the curtains from That 70s Show.

What the hell is she wearing? Leftover curtains from that 70's show?

Hey, what's up with the new theme on the site's main page? Platex and Soccer? It's like I'm rumaging through some repressed homosexual high schooler's locker.

it's weed.

she's skinny because she's too apathetic to eat after getting slapped around by those bozonga balls all night...

thanks for teabag info, am doing my best not to remember Cisco's 6th appendage. I am too stupid to keep myspace - when I tried to use it, I kept getting a "you have to be a member to contact this person" and myspace wouldn't fix it and so I quit, not knowing how to fix the problem myself. We should all revolt and have a second site to post more interesting junk when Fish if off doing whatever he does instead of putting up walking jokes for us to make fun of - you know: you can feed us a fish everyday or you can teach us to fish (which I did for CM BTW)......

#63 too funny, "trustafarian" - I was ignorant that Asheville was "special" until today. Is it a town full of borderlines??

maryjane is actually good for you.

all natural herb.

God actually delivered it on the 6th day and said enjoy the brainfood on the 7th day and relax.

Please America RELAX AND CHILL OUT. Quit being so damn GI Joe. Where's the peace and prosperity? Pass the herb and get to work.

ps. Isn't strange we outlaw a weed plant? Odd.

I think we should outlaw crabgrass. I hate that shit.

I'm willing to bet that, like most hipsters, she doesn't bathe often.

#96 while I agree that it shouldn't be illegal, I feel the need to point out that oleander is also a "all natural herb"....

#97 THAT DID IT. Cisco "tea bagging" her and her not bathing - she is officially gross now. I thought Nicole Richie made a good move trading Paris for Mischa but obvious now is that it was a lateral trade...(no pun intended)(damn you jrzmommy)

I'd still put it in her bum.

So THAT explains the way she dresses.

I'm not exactly surprised. I met her sister Hania through an obnoxiously wealthy former friend. We went to her house (first thing that made me jealous) and smoked some of her awesome weed with her (second thing that made me jealous). I also found out through my obnoxious and loud-mouthed friend that Hania and Mischa are recovering coke heads, though I wouldn't call them "sober".

There's no such thing as a recovering cokehead they are a myth, like a straight interior designer, or a Jake Gyllenhaal that doesn't enjoy the cock.

Ok, now here's the ugly? truth, and I'm just gonna say it and come clean. You will see this ONLY once in the history of my posting so love it or hate it... Somewhere in all of us, some little-wittle part inside of us, we want to BE that picture. "THAT" celebrity, being talked about, so we settle for taking 10 min. of your day to sign up on The Superficial, so you can chat chat along side of their drama. Makes us feel a little closer to the action. But makes our own personal drama seem soooo booooring I know, I know...

Here's the thing.... I just want to say if you are doing weed in your car. And yes, people do, more so than the statistics will tell ya btw, but if you do weed in your car, I hope it is some damn good bud. Because that picture looks like she is enjoying it. Don't you agree? Considering she's out in CA, I'm sure she's got some killer bud.

And for all the Holier-than-though-Saints out there worried about their life, getting in a car accident with a weed head celebrity, you know there are more regular folks on the roads who drink alcohol than smoke weed in their cars?? So not to worry my friend, you have more of a chance to getting struck down dead by a non-celebrity drunk than a weed head celebrity. So... worry your pretty little head no more... I hope this factoied helped.

#95, asheville is disgusting. it's full of trustafarians and really butchy lesbians. my college was pretty much a bunch of freaks lumped together because they didn't belong anywhere else, with the exception of a small number of decent people. and the people in that city that aren't the so-called "trustafarians" are just pure mountain white trash from the surrounding communities.

Man, that takes me back. Smoked me some excellent Thai weed back in the day, let me tell ya.

What a powdered sugar gum drop dummy dumb head!

#107 are you stoned??

Looks like #104 goes all lez for stinky trustafarians.

Honey, nobody wants to be Mischa Barton, not even mischa barton.

#109, you again... let's keep it to Mischa, ok? I thought I got rid of you in the last post... your baaaaaaack. Anyways... if Mischa wants to smoke weed in her car, what-ev-er, I agree you need to take something if you are gonna hang out with that loser. The guy she's with, now you were talkin about hygiene and France?? Ummmm sweety, looks like this one needs a few baths and a couple of shaves. Who is that?? Is he playing a homeless person, they practicing a movie script or something? Seriously.

I'm not going anywhere I'm a regular here and getting "rid" of me is beyond your abilities.

However, keeping it to Mischa, agreed, this dude looks like a grade A hipster loser.

nobody cares if mischa smokes pot.

update with something interesting, superficial.com

This IS pretty lame to leave with on Oscar weekend.
((#110 I'll vouch for Barbaro - he's been here before.)
Did these Fish people just give up or what ? They're going out with a whimper...

(Of course everyone associates "Mischa Barton" with the Oscars - so maybe there's a sublime connection)

(The worst thing about HD TV is you get to see everybody's yellow teeth.)

(Oops I guess Barbaro (SP) was the horse. Sorry. Not good with names. This guy's still a bit of a mystery - but I'm sure the comments are fine)

84. ... and prison cigarettes always remind me of prison sex. And prison sex reminds me of my 325 pound Samoan cell mate named Nate, ... Good times.

95., 105. Asheville can be an interesting place, and the mountains and nearby rivers are absolutely beautiful. I visit often.

That said, I wouldn't live there. meradee pretty much nailed the population, except for the growing uber-rich mcmansion-building segment. And yes, I have seen bumper stickers that claim, "Asheville, 10,000 Lesbians Can't Be Wrong!"

Wow, a big D–MINUS to the Fish for leaving us with this crap for the weekend.

Oh, and for anybody who missed Cisco, here ya go:

I'm so bored I had to go get a link for that. Micha is 21...she looks like she's 40 or something!

I thought Cisco was like 35, and he's 28.

Fucking people. I still didn't know who these assholes are until I had to dig up that link.

Oh, fuck...against my beter judgement...here's the link:

"Cisco Adler and Mischa Barton are still together, according to his rep–"

This nobody has a "rep?"

"Barton’s rep was not immediately available for comment."

She has a "rep?"

Yeah, she has a rep.

She has a rep, because while you're busy working at a job, she's doing THIS.

"Oh, I know it doesn't matter, but can we get a comment about your asshole boyfriend's nude pic?"

"Um, yeah. Uh...you're from E-something? Here's this number. I gotta go."

"Hello? Yes, I'm E-tainment weekly, and we just wanted to know if Misha could comment on–"

"Uh, yes. It's...it's been a very controversial time for Misha. Misha needs some time. You understand, of course. Misha is busy, and I'm sure Misha has a very good reason for...for...ahhhh...for whatever it is she'd doing. She has to review new projects, which is very, as you can imagine, very taxing, and ummm...Misha needs time for Misha. I'll do what I can to contact Misha as the next opportunity arises. She will be issuing a statement, and it will be soon...it will be soon. Ahhhh....ummm....Misha....uhhh......"

Fucking people! One movie or TV show, and it's like winning the fucking lottery. And, yes, celebs don't get in trouble, for the most part. You gotta be screaming at cops like Mel or driving the wrong way on a highway like Nicole to get yourself in any shit.

Smoke your weed, you fucking rich hippie.

21 years old. Never have to work again. 21–for fuck's sake!

A rep! That fool has a representative!

Dammit!

And, Mr. Ugly Package's dad produced and directed Cheech and Chong's Up in Smoke, so, failing those connections, asshole would be pumping gas for a living. When you click his band's dotcom, it takes you to his myspace:

I wanna get paid for this post.

Guy looks like the dude who married the girl from Friends

Fuck is this lame.

Jeez...

Okay...it was the links. I took out the links and it worked.

Damn technology.

Hudson didn't thank American Idol. Of course 'Simon' told her she was in over her head...
Simon and O'Reilly - Just give'em a clean Tee-shirt and wait for the spew... but reality may ake a holiday)

Vanna :Shhhh... My advice is a 'T'
Binky : Fine - I'm willing to go with that.

I think the Spaghetti Western music guy might have forgot Chef Boy-R-D - but nobody else.
And Clint's Italian obviously rocks.

( Sid and Rich troll - I think we may have to carry this discourse - to further civilization - and kill a bit of time)

Sid - I fell asleep half way through your last post.
Try and work in some more: T&A, communism, Ebert relativism, Carroll Quigley, Citco etc.
(Dreamgirls = gayer than Idol...not that I've seen the show....but it's probably ok 4 chics)

Hummm....If Mellisa thanks her 4 kids - where did my gonads go wrong ?
(The odds say I should have like 40 kids here to cut the lawn)

IE. Kreskin says I should have relationships !
(the perv)

Binky: It's all about the banksters, baby.

Did I mention cake already?

Yeah, I did.

Y'know what would be more fun, sexier, and more interesting than THIS?

A story about Thora Birch doing nothing.

Imagine this, for a Fish story:

Thora Birch buys groceries, goes home

If you've ever wondered what Thora Birch looks like shopping for fruit and floor polish, this is it. Unfortunately, everything she picked up was no bigger than your fist, so there's no juxtaposition between big melons in her hands and the ones on her chest.

A few more of Thora putting things away in her shitty little Toyota Echo after the jump.
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Beats anything with these losers in it.

Am I right?

Damn straight I am.

ANS didn't make the Academy dead roll... ?!
How could they forget Naked Gun (whatevernumber) ?!
She's dominated the news for weeks. Wait a sec.
Have we been misinformed ?

Awesome. This just raised my opinion of her big time :)

#127 Sid, Thora Birch just called. She's gay. And no, you can't watch.

Sexybitch, thou art a cruel mistress.

#117 - WHEW! I thought something happened to you. I heard that some idiot doused his throat in steak sauce andf started insulting the mother of uncaged jaguars, pretending to be them and calling them all extra gay. We know how homophobic large cats can be. I'm just glad you're still around. Some of us were beginning to forgot what it felt like to literally smell shit just by reading shit.

RichPort, i will agree that asheville is a nice place to visit, but once you've lived there, it's not exactly somewhere you want to return to. =( my boyfriend lives there and that's still not enough to make me want to go back.

#133 - I didn't comment on Asheville, though I would never visit any place that sounds like Assville, unless it was filled with Latina calendar girls and novella stars in tenuously attached micro-thongs. That was Fake Richport. You may want to direct your comments to him. Many thanks.

134. She did ;^)

my bad, real richport...i wasn't really able to tell the difference =/

Smoking pot while driving is always smart. Wow.. Is all of Cali that stupid? I already knew L.A. was a crap hole but seriously.

actually it's probably medical marijuana.....she really needs the munchies!

im glad you shared that with us one month later