Feb 7 2007Mischa Barton and Cisco Adler not broken up

DAD?

her self-esteem is even lower than his left one.

balls.

those are the hugest fucking balls i've ever seen. where does he put them when he's walking or having sex or doing ANYTHING AT ALL?

oh god that's hot.

I thought he was just holding Anna-Nichole Smith's tits between his thighs!

I don't think anything could have prepared me for that. The Fleetwood-Mac Rumours album cover comes to mind...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:FleetwoodMacRumours.jpg

oh god that's hot.

oh dear god its saggy ball man

I'm gonna go out on limb and say his favorite song is AC/DC's "Big Balls". Seriously, by his puny arms and dangling balls it looks as though he suffered a double hernia which went untreated. Mischa must be sooooo proud. Aside from looking like a gay homeless hippy, he also sports the worst balls since the inception of the WNBA.

The body of a 12-year-old, the balls of an 80-year-old who has worn boxers all his life. Seriously, what does he do with them when he has to take a dump? Because you know they'd be dangling in the toilet water.

If he's gonna pose like that, he should be holding a bottle of Captain Morgan Rum.

Hey Mischa:

"Got a little Captain in you?"

If he's gonna pose like that, he should be holding a bottle of Captain Morgan Rum.

Hey Mischa:

"Got a little Captain in you?"

oh god that's hot.

ooooooooomg is it possible for balls to hang that low and crooked?!

i will never have sex again. thanks, cisco.

Oh, so they're still together, at least these two dirty stink pigs had the decency to warn the population.

Break out the gas masks folks.

its like his balls are attached to his body with bungee cords

Yeah but - Can he tie them in a knot ?
Can he tie them in a bow ?
Can he roll them over his shoulder ( like a continental soldier) ?*
Inquiring minds want to know. (Thank G not mine)
(she's got to quit milking him -or they'll pull off)
*(BYO campfire)

had to post again, that has to be the most disturbing thing i have ever seen

so when they have sex he has to wear like 3 condoms?? triple penetration is so hot.

wasn't this picture found amidst paris hilton's personal items?

and oh my god.. those balls!

WORST NUDE PICTURE EVER! THANK GOD FOR CLOTHES.

Must be hot in that room. And he's hot.

Please tell me this bent gumby motherf*%ker holds his balls underneath his chin when he's taking a shit.

I AGREE WITH NUMBER 23

I am permanently scarred for life. There are no words to describe the horror that we have all just seen.

THE HORROR.

I've heard this is what happens when you mix Bud and Coke. I guess the pic proves it.
(And look at the chest on him! I bet Mischa wishes she had a rack that big )

Do you think those are the ones David used on Goliath?

i have to post another comment again.
DAMN ARE THOSE SAGGY.
it's really funny how people are posting comments about the picture and not the..headline/story. :P

It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again...

this dude looks like he wants to kidnap fat chicks in the back of his late-70's Ford van.

That's called a fucking hernia folks! It's also extremely G-A-Y.

The rep is just trying to make sure Saggy Ball Man doesn't have any more bad press. Mischa totally had to have dumped this fool. Maybe they had never had sex and when she saw this picture, she realized what she HAD NOT been missing. Step away from Sag-o-rific!

wow i just threw up a little in my mouth...thanks for that...

I will NEVER forget that image! I can't stop laughing! I don't know who that guy is or anything, but DAMN!!! How'd those balls get like that?!? BTW, besides being M.B's boyfriend, is he famous? (for something other than having balls longer than his penis)

do your balls hang low..
do they wobble to and fro.

oh my gosh. that is so disgusting.
i regret clicking.
i have never seen such saggy balls in my life.

wow i just threw up a little in my mouth...thanks for that...

do your balls hang low..
do they wobble to and fro.

oh my gosh. that is so disgusting.
i regret clicking.
i have never seen such saggy balls in my life.

I could really go for hot steaming cup of tea right about now.

Ok i know i m not bringing anything new 2 this all out freak horror we got going on over here but god fucking jesus damn it!!! Dude shit aint good when your sack is bigger then your damn penis! All i keep seeing is Mischa chocking on these bad boys, and every time i do my soul dies a little bit.

***sprays screen with Lysol***

HaHa, this pictures great. That's the funniest thing I've seen all week.
Either it was so hot in that room or his balls are just the largest ones I've ever seen.

Like most guys, he just assumes that they look pretty good and that someone else really wants to see them.

For the love of gawd...that is without a doubt the most repulsive example of male flesh i have had the misfortune of having burned into my retinas....

Thanks for the laughs..these comments are terrific!

There. Is. No. God.

I can't get this look of disgust off my face. I need to flush this image out of my head with lots and lots of alcohol. There is absolutely nothing even remotely attractive about this picture... he must be punished for being the most unattractive naked person EVER.

I want to cry.

......ewwww.

Look likes he wanna get his salad tossed.Any girls getting anxious?

Nice saggy balls. How attractive. I would be embarassed to if I was Mischa Barton. Why is she dating someone like THIS?

HAHAHAH @ #41! I wanna do the same thing right about now!

Ditto @41

i have seen national geographic pictures of tribal members who have smaller potatos than this guy. and they literally carry their tools in their tools in their 'ticles. really...go look, i'll wait.

i have seen national geographic pictures of tribal members who have smaller potatos than this guy. and they literally carry their tools in their tools in their 'ticles. really...go look, i'll wait.

i have seen tribal pictures of guys in national geographic with smaller potatos than this guy. and they actually carry tools around in their 'ticles. really...go look, i'll wait.......

What I love is the pile of cocaine on the table.

I hope to God that's photoshopped! I was laughing so hard when I opened the picture, my coworkers thought I finally snapped. That's the best thing I've ever seen on Superficial.

please send Cisco Adler to that tribe you found in National Geographic. He can be their ruler. And he can be there, not here.

he really looks like he's imagining himself leading the Rose Bowl parade. Guess all the gay guys will be dressing up as him for Halloween now. Cisco Sac Covers will be on sale.

That has to be photoshopped. Speaking as someone with large balls myself, nothing about Cisco's junk hangs right. Even big nuts don't hang like that unless you're 80 years old or have weights suspended from them.

This photo also gives a new, and rancid, meaning to the expression, "low hanging fruit."

Sad thing is, he's posing like he's proud of his equipment.

Funny, I didn't notice the coke, the hideous ball sack distracted me.

All things being equal: this is no different than Pam Anderson's huge mammary 'nads that she displays at every chance - gay guys back me up here - Cisco should be a poster pin-up by Dolly Parton standards. Janet Jackson's 'nads are so blown up it looks like she pasted her ass on her chest. Why is that attractive? (not to me)- (Cisco neither). Rich Port is probably his love slave after seeing those pics.

I

CAN'T

STOP

LAUGHING

!!!!!!

His balls don't skeeve me as much as the Wal-Mart tube socks. Do those come in a multi-pack?

I believe that sac should regarded as a deadly weapon. Goliath was killed with one of those.

They also kinda look like that stress reliever ball thingy you twirl in your hand...{{shivers uncontrolably}}

Click the link, ... then insert your own joke about the people who ride RichPort, especially the gay pimp who claims "They Call Me Big Daddy!!" ;^)

somewhere a troll is rubbing one out to this guy's pic

Looks like one of those Salvador Dali paintings..

Why, why, WHY?!?

My eyes need bandaids.

Cisco Adler's rep should spend less time releasing statements about Cisco Adler's dating habits and spend MORE time convincing Cisco Adler to go see a urologist, ASAP. Or a plastic surgeon. Or Ringling Brothers. Or Ripley's.

Poor Cisco Adler.

PS Who is Cisco Adler?

Is there such a thing as a coconut hammock?
He's in need of some major surgery - I can't imagine what that would look like at 80.

i'm hoping that next time he shaves his balls he just slices em right off. it must be.... delicate skin since it's empty, loose flesh suspending them. i think i threw up a good 49 times after seeing this picture.

Damn...

At least he kept his socks on. If his balls look that bad, what must his feet look like.

I'm into chicks now. My heterosexuality is gone. Possibly forever. :twitch:

That looks like two watermelons in a tube sock.

#73-LMAO

Who is the poor, poor soul who snapped this shot? How does this even happen? "Cisco, why doncha get naked so I can use this new camera of mine. Leave your socks on, I don't want your dirty feet on my table. I just dusted yesterday."

Oh, how nice. His balls look JUST like my cocker spaniel's ears.

Yep, that did it. I'm a lesbian now!

Nice socks. Haven't seen socks like that since gym class in 1985.

@70 Dali! You are totally right. Surreal.

OK, I haven't really seen that many men naked so my question is...

Is this normal?? Is there something wrong with his nads? That is TRULY the ugliest thing I've ever seen - and I used to work in a nursing home. Really.

And why does he look so proud??

Dear Jesus...I want to gouge out my eyes with a fork...I hope for his sake he dosent have a cat... o.O

My eyes! Oh my eyes!!!

Oh my fucking hell. You know, I might have been a lesbian if I didn't find vaginas so disgusting. But this is the kind of wang/ball combo that could swing me back the other way.

When your balls are bigger than your dingaling, it's time to put the cameras AWAY and spend the rest of your life hiding in a cave in afghanistan or idaho or something.

One Hung Lo

OMG...they look like a golf ball in a tube sock!

Do your balls hang low can you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow?
Do you get a funny feeling when your hanging from the ceiling?
You can never be a sailer if your balls hang low!!

yo cisco, HOWS IT HANGIN???

somebody get over there with some duct tape! Hurry! and wear gloves!!

he needs a bra for those things.....

This guy could tea bag someone from the next room.

Fancy a game of Swing Ball, anybody? I think we could have a doubles match!

My balls looked like that once, but its because I whipped them out while in a whacky house of mirrors. Good times.

That sac looks like that time I put oatmeal in my old tube socks. I beat the hell out of my cat with them for shitting on the rug. I wonder if that's what he uses them for? Remember that guy from Silence of the Lambs? Dead ringer...

#28, 41 & 70 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy Jebus. This disturbing image is now permanently burned onto my brain. How can this guy walk, screw, or do anything without tripping over that ginormous saggy nutsack? Misha, you are welcome to this screaming hot mess.

Can you at least make the link names slightly more ambigious for people at offices or who are married? nude-balls is not something I want in my history, both at work and home :P

Need air traffic control for those things.

Seriously this pic goes on my refrigerator.

This guy is the reason I will now become an alcoholic. Must.....erase....image.....from.....brain! *chugs a bottle of vodka*

#10 "Aside from looking like a gay homeless hippy"
PURE GOLD.
Seriously, this guy should get tested for testicular cancer. I only took a quick look, but I think only tumors make your balls look like that.

If I was a man and looked like this down there it wouldn´t even come to mind to pose nude and take a picture. I would have a hard time to show myself naked, to anyone...ever!

That´s the reason why this must be photoshopped...can´t think of another explanation...

This is sick and wrong on so many levels. What did Mischa do to deserve that?? I know her body is scrawny and cellulitey, her ass flat, her personality vacuous and her talent nanoscopic but ...

... oh wait, there we have it.

The good news for this guy is whenever he's gonna need some serious skin-transplant.The surgeons don't have to search to long for extra skin.There'll be certainly enough to transplant his whole face.

I laughed so hard I...
I've soiled myself.

so if he does the "helicopter" dance, do you think he ends up in a knot?

Funny frickin comments oh here!! #84- ha!

Day-ammm!! WTF? Hahahahaaa! That's all I will say.

I just puked in my mouth

If he and mischa do it doggystile, does she have to wear a protective facemask?

Puppetry of the Penis has to see this guy's resume, he makes 'the hamburger' and 'the Eiffel Tower' look like child's play! They'd hire him for sure when they saw him stretch that shit out and replicate:

The Crusades
Hot Air Balloon
The Last Supper
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
Planet Earth
Sally Struthers
A very sad clown

After seeing the un-edited picture. I went through all 5 stages of grief in the span of like 15 minutes.
Denial-"no fucking way is that real"
Anger-"Who the fuck would put this pic on the
net?"
Bargaining-"Please dont fucking be real."
Depression-"I can't fucking go on, his balls
are haunting my dreams"
Acceptance-"okay, fine. Micha's boyfriend has
elephantitus. Life will go on,
I've made my fucking peace with
it. Atleast I'm not the one in
bed with him.

#110 Jenster, I take it you're familiar with "Death and Dying" lol

I never imagined that teabagging could result in a subdural hematoma.

He did the helicopter once and gave himself a concussion... at least that's the rumor.

OMG
WTF?
That's one nasty picture

i never want to have sex or eat again. i've permanantly lost my appetite.

Lance Bass just saw the photo and is no longer gay.

It looks thirsty.

Somebody really dropped the ball on this one...

why hasn't he been submitted in the guiness world book of records????

#12,that's hilarious.
#84, I kinda hope he DOES have a cat.

For my mental health I've made up excuses for why his balls are the size of my head... maybe bigger.....

the least disturbing is that he has a 1 inch dick... lets go with that one.

the other one is that he has 12 inch long balls.... a possibility i don't want to think about.

*shiver* yeah i think im gonna go be a nun now.

Wow, I wasn't expecting to be that shocked. It's not like I've never seen a naked dude before...even kind of gross naked dudes. But I clicked the link and audibly yelped loud enough that my boyfriend had to ask "what?"

I said "HOLY CRAP, THIS GUY'S NUTS ARE LIKE TEN MILES LONG!"

He wisely went back to what he was doing and did not check to see for himself.

I've always wondered if there really was such a thing as elephantitus...and thank you (ugh) for proof!

looks like his stuffs got tangled in Britny's thong
thong dong along schlong

looks like his stuffs got tangled in Britny's thong
thong dong along schlong

looks like his stuffs got tangled in Britny's thong
thong dong along schlong

Did anybody else see three balls in there? I mean that's get if he wants to hide stuff in there. Jesus is it that bad for Mischa?

Isn't there some kind of surgery available? It's like he has scoliosis of the ...

JESUS CHRIST! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

OMFG! I haven't stopped laughing since post #38. This has got to be the best thread I've ever read on this site.
So do you think that Capt. Jack Sparrow here has names for his nads?
- To and Fro?
- Jupiter and Saturn?
- Black and Pearl?
- Port and Royal?
- Dauntless and Interceptor?
- Will and Jack?

-wedgeone and RichPort?

please for the love of god someone tell me a normal mans' genitals DO NOT look like that! his balls are huge and they fuckin sag lower than his tiny dick! if they're supposed to look like that then i'll fucking go lesbian or somethin

I'm having a tea party tomorrow night, would you like

one lump or two?

#132 - No it is not normal. There are a number of possible explanations, and not a single one of them is likely to result in anything other than retching.

For those of you wanting to be even more grossed out: http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=465

@134 OMFG

Dude's got some serious figs...

He could be Weird Al's crazy brother

"Guess he's just too white and hangy"

It looks like they're trying to run away from him.

Pretty much reminds me of one of these, only if it had been spawned in hell: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Newtons_cradle_animation_book.gif

LOL @ #41! that was great.... hahaha

"I know it's hot in here but put on all your clothes!"

I swear to God I'm laughing so much I can hardly see. With the expression on this idiots face, and his three peckers, this has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen, and you guys are killing me with your comments. Fucking hilarious!

Damn... imagine if this was the first male genitalia you had ever seen. That could turn you off on men forever. I guess you can't really help what your junk looks like, unless he's been doing something odd with them that makes the nads look like that. Maybe he has Mischa tie them around her waist and then swing gently for a few minutes as some sort of extreme foreplay. Hey, it could happen.

This and Anna Nicole's sad-ass death are the top stories of the day. How sad. And pretty fucking hilarious too.

OK, I'll admit. Those are some hot balls ya'll.

I will always regret the day I clicked to see more. I keep seeing it in my head every time I think about sex. Maybe that's how other people abstain from sex - they look at pics of really nasty ugly people naked.

Looking at this picture killed Anna Nichole!

These are by far the most hysterical comments I have ever seen on a thread- #27, #47, #110, I have never laughed so hard in my life....... and it all started with "I'm not up to date on the Bible but I'm pretty sure his balls break at least seven of the ten commandments" - priceless!

I did not know balls like that existed. I am traumatized. Whoever mentioned the Rumors album art-- amazing call.

Do your balls hang low? Do you tie in a knot, do you tie in a bow?

all i can think of is the massive ass slapping you'd get doing it with him.....

ewwwwwwww......

as you're busy spraying the screen with lysol #41, can you please remember to get my eyes...wait no, that would be terrible, because then i'd be forever reminded of the horror i've just experienced--somehow i just can't stop staring...i regret clicking...

thanks for ruining my life, cysco

Ew. Those are some craaaaazy balls. They probably swing up from underneath her and slap her right in the face when they're doing it doggy style!

This is the funniest group of comments ever.

I saw a sac like that once....on an elephant...at the zoo.

Dude could really use the nut bra:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dk-fqspAEG0

wonder if he squashes his nuts getting out of the car... thats just abnormal.. he was probably mad that everyone he knows makes fun of his weird balls and small penis

Do your balls hang low do they wabble to and fro?

My god... somebody get string and tie those suckers on right. Man... I bet he really feels it in the summer and has the sticky ball/leg syndrome. YIKES!

RE # 7(crystallj.) : fleetwood mac rumours album cover- i looked it up, and laughed harder than i did at the 1st pic. ur a fucking genius. u should run this site!!!!!!!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/FleetwoodMacRumours.jpg

CRISTALLJACKSON 4 PRESIDENT

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/FleetwoodMacRumours.jpg

ooooh sweet jesus.

these comments are a life saver, i was able to laugh it all away, it's kinda like a grief-support group. no, scrap that, it IS a grief-support group, i think a little part of everyone died as soon as that page loaded. personally, i know those parts to be my eyes and my sex drive, thanks sisco.

i'm off to become a nun.

also,

#134 - thanks for that.

#143 - it WAS the first time a girl i know saw the male genetalia - she is now seriously considering becoming a lesbian.

oh god...why'd you have to post that picture?

There is nothing gay about the image.
But I will take the coke, thank you

OMG I think I'm going blind. That just isn't natural. He could tie those balls into a bow,they're so long...pardon me while I go barf.

OMG I think I'm going blind. That just isn't natural. He could tie those balls into a bow,they're so long...pardon me while I go barf.

men imagine jogging with those bad boys slapping your thighs!

man!! imagine jogging with those bad boys slapping your thighs!

http://www.vintageclackersandpopperknockers.com/images/ClackersLimeGreen.jpg

MMMMMMMMMM suck suck

mischa believe me if u turned in to a lesbien now no body well ever blame uv got an excellent excuse and personly after seeing this iam looking for a date a girl guess what tnx to cisco iam not confused about being lesbien or not so any girls intrested