Feb 6 2007Michelle Rodriguez knows fashion

Perhaps something longer.. in pink?

You just can't buy that kind of class and sophistication. It has to be court-ordered.

At first I was excited about seeing 0 for comments, but she is so nasty I really don't know what to say.

come on now, give her a break. not every tomboy made her way to stardom...or something like it like michelle rodriguez. she's a local celebrity and wants to show it off. and how would she do it? hmm...wearing a rolled sheet and an alcohol monitor. isn't that like celebrity status?...ok, i guess not. oh well, was worth a try. :)
~N@ughty

...and why isn't she wearing pants to cover her anklet?

That bracelet is hot.

www.veryliberating.com

i suppose it's some sort of protest - she's written "Orwell" and "1984" on the ankle monitor (those aren't the make & model). i'm not sure what that has to do with a drunk farting lesbian...

Hideous beast. She has been in ONE movie I liked and I only liked it because Kate Bosworth was in it, she was young and still had tits and ass.... I think she stole that "dress" from a cafe. There is probably a gravy stain on the back...

she looks like Mama Cass went on a diet.

she looks like Mama Cass went on a diet.

What's wrong with wearing a shower curtain as a dress? You never know what might happen at the end of a date.

Anyway, enough of this pitbull dyke - let's all go to Ferret's!!!

Wait, no ... I mean, let's all go to Kok Ninjuh's!!!

ummm...hold on...hmmmm...nevermind.

According to TMZ.com, it's not an "alcohol testing" doohinkee. It was worn as a joke. She is referring to her lock up last year. I think it's completely retarded though, what a bad fucking idea of funny.

Is there such thing as an alcohol testing ankle bracelet? Cuz it'd suck to have to blow in it.

is she pregnant?

HAH. she's sitting next to blondie.

you know you're washed up when you are seated next to a pregnant, neverwas-hasbeen shower-puff!

Gawd. I love how the decently-dressed woman on the left is doing a double-take at the shower curtain. Classic.

Things I have heard of before:

Ankle Bracelets
DUI
Marc Jacobs
Court orders
Alcohol
Lumberjacks
New York
Shower Curtains

Things I have never heard of before:

Michelle Rodriguez

Who is this person?

Orwell? as in George Orwell? 1984 book? Maybe that's her "clever" way to expressing her hidden secret love for reading?

I was going to say they don't make devices that you wear on your ankle and blow into, but actually the fake ankle monitor is pretty funny....

If they did make a device you put on your ankle that could monitor your alcohol consumption, mine would break on the first day!

ITS BLONDIE- the decently dressed woman is BLONDIE!

And in other celeb news, a warrant was issued for Daniel Baldwin related to his no-show in court on his two felony counts of unlawfully taking a car and receiving stolen property.

http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20070206/D8N4EB982.html

Today's news NOT brought to you by the SuperFish. That would be YESTERDAY'S news.

So essentially she is SHOWING off that she was drinking and driving, shwoing off she was a danger to other drivers and any walkers (and herself as if that matters) what a stupid pathetic cow, deserves to get knocked over I'd say.

i know where i would wedge one, you fuck.

no one cares about daniel baldwin. who the fuck is that? is he wearing something ridiculous, calling people fat, flashing his tits or making racist comments?

Fish knows his audience. Go back to mommy, biatch.

I'd like to boink her.

I really don't understand how she thought the ankle bracelet was a joke, it's stupid. And no she has no style at all...Oh dang...and when i was younger i actually liked her.
Ah so young and naive.

well, at least you used a different word this time...

She's proud of a DUI, what a loser.

I didn't know Fat Bastard had a younger sister.

I'll bet the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

She should have gone with Marc Jacobs in NYPD blue...

...and why does she look like she's about to let out the biggest belch ever?

Kudos on the dress. It makes her look really skinny!

It would actually be the perfect dyke dress if it would be longer, cause then nobody would see the coochie munching teenage proomqueen slut hiding under it!

Hey, I'm just glad you have a story up that doesn't have Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan in it. Variety, baby, variety!...

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

Who is this girl?Is she a fashionmodel?On the first impression this girl looks boozed up and she's gonna be married with a guy who knocked her up.

ugh, i wish michelle would just dress studded out and call it a day...i hate looking at these famous lesbians who look so uncomfortable at awards shows and other formal occasions. put on a tux homie, i won't care

i have to pick me up a dress like that to wear with my alcohol teather. i never knew it good look that good...(ick) i'm usually keeping mine covered with my ugg boots though. (not kidding)

i didn't know she was gay

she told me she was straight last night.

Since when can the law tell you not to drink unless you are underage????? That's bullshit. As long as she isn't drinking and driving what's the problem? That is really weird???? That's the kind of thing people should wear if they were in rehab not from getting a DUI.

As in George Orwell, Big Brother...you know, the government monitoring your every move.

Just showing her taste which is early first run white shower curtain.

i'd have to be pretty damn drunk to wear that ugly dress...so did her anklet explode that night??

DUI chic.

Debbie Harry is not "Blondie." She was in the group called Blondie. Just sayin'.

What were we talking about?

#38

Didn't you hear? The U.S. is now communist. Doesn't matter if it is fair or not.

Is it fair that I get pulled over for having the words FREE CANDY written in white nail polish on the side of my panel van?

I think she has a case of the Down's Syndrome. Someone get her some kind of medication.

I'm not a fan of big gov, either, but what's the alternative? These famous cunts will NEVER see significant (i.e. "reasonable") jail time for their DUIs (look at Nicole Ritchie - everyone was throwing around the term "mandatory jail time" as if it was actually going to apply to HER) and if you took their car keys away, they'd just buy another car. So an ankle bracelet and a "no drinking for 3 months" sentence it is.

#38 Normally it doesn't - except this loser already had a DUI earlier last year, and she was already on 3 years probation for ANOTHER DUI and driving on a suspended license in '03. She was ordered to undergo alcohol assesment and counseling - can't you see what a screaming success that's been?

Painting her anklet with "Orwell 1984" just shows that she thinks the problem is with the system that's monitoring her - she certainly doesn't think it's SHE who has the problem. Fuckin' great attitude, Michelle - I sure as shit hope no one I know is in your sights the next time you drive drunk. Because, hey, why should you have to stop doing that?

Jesus told me I need to take a more proactive approach to Internet Pornography. coming soon.... Edna Bambrick will overcome!

Hi everybody!!

Let me tell you a little bit about me.

I haven't been laid since 1992, fucking sad I know, but if you give me an email address I'll send you the pink penis with no balls.

I have no friends, well I did once but I ruined it because I am crazy. I love long walks in Texas with my boyfriend Todd. if you are a raging homo like me, put up your email and I will stalk you until you let me put my deformed penis in your mouth and ass.

My eye is all fucked up though because I have Bells Palsey so you may have to direct my penis into said ass. Please don't take this as a joke. I really need male company but Perez Hilton won't answer my emails much like everyone I've ever known. I will even let you nut in my mouth. Thank you.

Brian Green

48. I lied, Edna. I hate your guts.

Sexxy,

I miss you!

Where did everyone go?

Does anyone want o see my pink penis?

I have no balls it's really funny, c'mon!!

#50
I love trolls, I myself am one of the best.

I got rid of Ferrets, then I shut down Kok's.

I'm used to sucking Kok's not shutting them down.

Who's next?

Look at me everyone, I'm am starved for attention!!

I paid a prostitute $100 to have sex with me. She saw that I had no balls and said "No way creep".

Then she took my money saying "I deserve this money just because I had to see whatever that pink thing was", and she ran like the dickens.

Someone help me!!!

Look people, someone has got to answer me or I will blow my brains out!!

Or maybe I'll just pretend and blow Todd.

He is my boyfriend.

BGLTC!!

I used to have sex with my Parrot but one day he told Todd so I had to kill that bird.

Don't forget BGLTC!!

Why won't anyone talk to me?

I'm not dangerous I swear.

Although I do rape little boys!!

I didn't mean to say that what I meant is I rape Parrots I didn't mean to say that either I rape men!!

This one time at band camp I put my penis in the tuba.

Yes, it was a boy band camp because they kicked me out of the Boy Scouts for sticking my dick in the all the scouts!!

I can't wait for the new site to start up!!

I bet they're all at Z's!!

Remote Alcohol Monitor? My god, the US & A is approaching Orwell's 1984 very fast. Great success.

marklarsen

What is your email?

You know you want to see my Pink Penis!!

I have no balls!!

It's a sight to see!!

Hello!!

This is a cry for help!!

Please look at my pink penis!!

Please!!

And remember BGLTC!!

Hello,

This is Walrus Gumboot and I've decided to take Papa's advice. *Bang*

Just kidding!!

What do you mean that's not funny?

I was just kidding!!

BGLTC!!

I was just kidding, I'm still here, please someone email me!!

Why did I do that?

BGLTC!!

@61 Of course you're still here. Where are you going to go? The question is. Where is everyone else? They are obviously hiding from me.

BGLTC :P

Oh well!!

I guess nobody is here!!

I will be back bright and early to see if you guys fork up some emails for me!!

It's so worth it if you do!!

I will have raging homo cyber sex with you until we meet in person, then I will have raging homo sex with you for real!!

Did I mention my penis is pink??

I have no balls!!

BGLTC!!

BrainEmbolism??

That's me!!

If I'm already here who the hell are you?

I have just entered the Twilight Zone!!

BrainEmbolism play with my pink penis!!

BGLTC!!

She needs to work with a stylist who has experience dressing lesbians that are not of the lipstick variety.

O.k. Brian. I'll be happy to play with your penis, but wait a second? Where the fuck are your testicles? This is disgusting. Gaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

Isn't this pretty much just playing with myself?

I do that enough as it is!!

I don't think I could fit BrainEmbolism on my penis though!!

It's to little for that!!

BGLTC!!

If my penis was bigger, I would stick it in my own ass!!

It's not, so I use a big black dildo I named Mr T!!

He tickles my stool!!

And I wrapped it in gold chains when I'm done!!

BGLTC!!

I pitty the fool because he tickles my stool!!

Don't worry, it won't be long until my site is up and running. It's going to kick ass. It'll be a true blog, open to everybody, not just a small group of people commenting in endless circles. The topics will be the real shit, not Britney's latest gash flash, junior's impacted dingleberry, or how annoying your coworkers are when they forget to put the new cover sheets on their TPS reports even though they got several copies of the memo. The real deal, no bullshit, no fucking trolls!

I'm PapaHotNuts!!

My website will kick ass!!

I suck cock!!

Papa, what is your email?

You have to see my pink penis!!

You will suck it!!

I love you!!

I will destroy your site to!!

Who's next?

BGLTC!!

I wonder how Orwellian she'd think it was if they just threw her in jail like they'd probably have to if they didn't have the ankle bracelet.

Wally, I'm really sorry, I was wrong.

I think we should go out. We could grab a bite, catch a movie, drink some brew, suck some cock, ... just like old times. What do you say?

I feel sorry for Debbie..she's much too cool to be sitting next to this little nobody.

Still a boring story. I want more Danny Bonadouce.

Yeah, Sid, we ALL want more pictures of the Deuce!

Hey, wasn't this chickie the only military type in Resident Evil that DIDN'T get killed at the beginning? Or, the only one that SHOULD have. That's what I meant, really. Does that make me a mysogynist? I'd like to know, really. I've heard so much about them, but I've never met one. Well, maybe I have and just didn't know because I've never been formally introduced to a mysogynist. Though, its not like you introduce someone based on their avocation...

"hello"

"hello, I'm Jake, your mysogynist for the evening"

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen. Well, pretty sure. I mean, it could. You could introduce yourself as a closeted transvestite, if you wanted to. Its a free country. Hey, are there any limits to the number of words I can use here? Just curious. Hey, I did it. I identified myself by a descriptive and not my name. Guess it can happen. Kinda by accident. Like when you mean to stab your ailing grandmother but she tries to run and falls down the stairs and breaks her neck. Same result, just looks like an accident. Whew, gotta go. Sirens.

Nothing sexier than a dyke on probation wearing a GPS...

WHOO HOO!!!!!

I bet Mellisa Etheridge is moist like a duncan hines cake just thinking about it.

Unfair. Everyone applauded Scarlett O'Hara when she wore her curtains. I guess attitude counts for everything.

She's ugly and her mama dresses her funny. Who is this carpet munching bitch anyway?

I'd say this actually moves Britney and Lilo up on the class scale. Not by much, but one can hope!

These people are so stupid, they don't know when to feel shame. Pride is not an appropriate response for a DUI offense. Is celebrity THIS intoxicating? What a loser!!!

Next time I might suggest a longer dress that doesn't look like a potato sac. It looks like she is proud of the fact that she is wearing that anklet. She shold be embarassed for both the dress and the obvious sign of her drunk driving episode.

She looks smashed.

She looks really scary

Hello everyone!!

Why hasn't anyone given me their email address?

Don't you want to see my pink penis?

Please, someone talk to me!!

Todd is at work and the Parrot stopped talking when I shot it!!

Don't you want to cyber sex with the pink penis?

BGLTC!!

@ # 70

FYI- Don't get me confused for someone who won't catch a flight this afternoon and beat you like your father did your mother. If for one second you don't believe me, email me here at papahotnuts@yahoo.com. Just let me know who you are, where you are, and what time to be there and I promise- no I swear- that I will beat you into a fucking coma. Don't hide behind Typekey you faggot. I won't, I never have. I'm fairly certain we all know who you are, but stop being a pussy and be honest. Are you afraid to take an ass-whipping? I promise to be gentle. Just give me an opportunity, please.

PHN, don't you just love a good meltdown? This idiot must be crying all over his kiddie porn, sticking the pages together. Walrus Ass Ferret Gumboot/ ImSuicidal/ Brian Fuckhead/ Fake Everyone... it's morons like you that diluted the comment thread here at the Fish. I second PHN's motion... you know how reach me bitch.

Hey, Papa:

Need someone to hold him while you ram a knife into his guts?

Q: What do you call a hundred lesbians with guns?

A: Militia Etheridge.

#71 et al- Whomever is writing all that shit- knock it off. Man. Have some fucking dignity will ya?? And quit the b.s. No one wants to read that shit, K!? Get a life Troll- go to Taco Bell, wash your car, play xbox,knit doilies, walk the cat OR whatever else gets ya off the trollstick.

That aside, all I know (or care) about this chic is that she fucked Vin Diesel- not bad.

@43... Ms. Dilligaff: Word. I was just going to repeat your comment.

This is Michelle's (don't know who the fuck she is) attempt at looking dainty. Apparently, she should stick to the lumberjack look.

On a completely unrelated topic, did anyone watch American Piehole last night? Well, I didn't, my wife did. I just happened to be in the same room reading Schwarzenegger's Encyclopedia of Bodybuilding. True story.

Anyway, I look up and there is that limey fag Simon massaging his own chest while's criticizing someone. It looked like low budget porn. Ew.

Ohhhhh yeah baby! You angry manly men are making me sooooo hard!!! Is it ok if I pay for your plane tickets and lube up my ass ahead of time? I want to set the official Guinness world record for male-male ATM!

My name is Wally. Everybody's Wally - wally wally wally. I tripped on step this morning - goddam Wally! (Or, in Rich's case, I'm AssTroll, and so I guess I live in your bowels and feed off of malignant polyps.)

Listed at #70 are PHN's own stated opinions. It's unpleasant for irritable alcoholics to look in the mirror and see what everybody else sees all the time.

On a lighter note - it's hump day, let's all go to Ferret's!

#91 You are very annoying. Again with the gay stuff- sooooooo boring.

Just to let you all know, that wasn't me!!

@91 I am not an irritable alcoholic. I'm a very calm alcoholic.

You are weak. You have never been a winner at anything. Everything you have ever done has failed. You need us to respond to make up for the years of being ignored by society. I don't hate you- I feel sorry for you. I wish you would identify yourself, but that would open you up for riducle. I promise not to ridicule you after I beat you. I will help you off the ground, dust you off, then give you an icepack for the swelling. I want us to be friends, you just need to be disciplined by me, your Papa. I'll even hug you afterward, and give you a juice box. After I nearly kill you, I want us to sign a truce and become friends. I only want to hurt because I love you. Just send me your real name and address. I promise to keep it private. You have my word. I just beg you to give me the chance to physically be in your presence. PLEASE.

Let me guess his response:

"Oh, Papa, you are such a man. You scare me and I want you make love to me. Let's have wild gay sex. You are miserable on the inside because you are an alcoholic and you react violently because you know it. I'm going to Ferret's so a few of us can talk in circles!! We are so cool!! I'm so happy to be part of a group of internet friends!! Yea for me!! I'm gay!!"

He'll say something like that.

#22 - Not sure what monstrous steaming pile of shitloaf you just wriggled out of, but feel free to put the balls back into your mouth anytime.
Danny Baldwin is no Bonnaduce, but he's equally worthless as LiLo, Clitney, Herpis Hilton, Bitchie, and the rest of the spermbanks that appear daily on this site.
The fact that someone who has appeared in more Hollywood movies than you ever will is closer to jail time then even this Freddie Prinze look-a-like would make this site so much better if it were mentioned. The point is that a lot more celeb news is going on worthy of trash talking.
Now if you wouldn't mind stepping into these tubs of concrete for us, we'll end this misery as quickly as possible. Twatwaffle.

#38 and #44

She isn't being ORDERED to do anything. She gladly agreed to wear that because she was arrested for Drunk Driving multiple times in different states. She had several options, one was to go to jail, others were rehab etc... she chose this option. Much better than being locked up like any non-celeb don't you think?

But now for the real issue. Who would show up to a fashion show looking like she stepped out of the shower, wrapped a towel around herself and walked out the door. I know that lesbians have a stereotype of not knowing fashion, but come on Michelle, look at Portia Di Rossi, there is NO excuse for that dress.

Lizzie: You keep talkin' to yourself, people will think you're crazy.
Lightning McQueen: [sarcastically] Thanks for the tip!
Lizzie: Uh - what? I wasn't talking to you!

From "Cars" - great kids' movie. Oops, sorry, I meant, great movie for individuals of both small and large stature.

You really have some strong ideas about what other people should say or not say. You'll need to control that when you run your blog.

You're right- I shouldn't worry about people talking about work, kids, etc. People should be able to talk about what they want. I'm a little controlling.

Now that we've addressed that, let's talk about your need to use other people's identities. What bothers you so much that you feel you need to disrupt a group of people just goofing around on a gossip site?

You're right- I shouldn't worry about people talking about work, kids, etc. People should be able to talk about what they want. I'm a little controlling.

Now that we've addressed that, let's talk about your need to use other people's identities. What bothers you so much that you feel you need to disrupt a group of people just goofing around on a gossip site?

after seeing the main pic now i know what Tony Soprano would look like as a cross-dresser (after losing just a few pounds)

and as stated already, being monitored because you endangered the lives of others (who cares if this asshole died who the fuck is she) is not "1984" it is a welcome means of preventing spoiled shitheads from getting away with more and more

in other words, fuck you Mich-whoever-the-fuck-you-are bitch

#77 - OMG! That skit actually entered into a conversation I had with someone last week. Harvey Korman at the bottom of the stairs LOSING HIS MIND LAUGHING! Good times.

Long before the term "troll" was applied to an unwanted undesirable person ruining a chat with incessant noise about nothing.

#76 - "moist like a duncan hines cake" ... ROTFL! What flavor cake would she be?

I don't get it. Why does she try to ruin her career all the time?

http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474976899747

In the first photo she either just burped, she's trying hard to keep her boobies in, or she's picking her undies out of her butt.

I like her. She seems fun and non-hollywood-bimbo. I dig that everybody hates her too, because that means I can have her crazy lesbianic hairy-armpit-licking drunken ass all to myself.

#105 Oh yeah, fill her up with Mad Dog 40/40 and she's fun and a half.

"ORWELL"!!?!
As if this stupid bitch has a clue what living under a totalitarian regime would be like.
"If you want to imagine the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever." - George Orwell
Can we start with her face?

Those Brian Green comments had me crying...that's the funniest shit I've ever read on here.

She looks terrible and uncomfortable. In the first picture, the woman beside her looks like she is thinking "What the hell is that girl wearing?

umm. i du....uhhh...ya she uh......it....i just....I have nothing to say. partly because this needs no words, partly because there are too many things to say, partly because she kinda scares me.

Wow... now watch everybody getting put on house arrest just to receive one of these new fashionable bands.

Why don't we take a poll and request one of these things on Britney Spears? Maybe then the dress length will start to grow and she won't be out as often.

ha ha...that's funny