I don't usually care about hair, but what the hell is going on here? Mena Suvari was spotted at Mercedes-Benz fashion week looking like she's smuggling a vase under her wig. Are those even considered bangs anymore? She looks like the love child of a Conehead and Cousin Itt.
A couple more of Mena Suvari and her ridiculous hair after the jump.
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Reader Comments
1. bush twins - February 2, 2007 12:32 PM
Hey Mena, show us your tits!!!
uh...wait...no, please don't.
2. TaterFace - February 2, 2007 12:32 PM
Ew. Just.. no.
Stop it. Stop it right now.
3. misanthrope - February 2, 2007 12:32 PM
Holy fricken bangs! Where does her hairline start?
4. Me - February 2, 2007 12:34 PM
A conehead and cousin it LOL
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
5. whitegold - February 2, 2007 12:36 PM
Who is this girl?
Btw, I "loooooove" the gold chain M hahahaha!!! What a pimp this girl is!!! Is that even made of gold?! It looks more like copper or brass or something haha!
6. llllllllll - February 2, 2007 12:37 PM
There is a reason why this thing is sporting Niagra Falls bang...and as big as her forehead is she may very well be carrying a vase under there
7. DontFearTheReaper - February 2, 2007 12:38 PM
That's a 'tard hairdo. She looks like she rides the short yellow bus.
8. D'oh Eyes - February 2, 2007 12:43 PM
I DO believe her hairline starts way back there...that's what you'd call a ten-head.
9. Binky - February 2, 2007 12:47 PM
The last time I ordered the Mena Suvari I had to send it back.
I think it was fresh frozen,then nuked, and the tomato sauce was still cold.
10. cole007 - February 2, 2007 12:49 PM
"M" stands for Monstrosity.
11. polypam - February 2, 2007 12:50 PM
Wait, so Mena Suvari is the daughter from The Coneheads? I'm so confused now.
12. whackjob - February 2, 2007 12:54 PM
the most awesome unibrow ever
13. RichPort - February 2, 2007 12:56 PM
Mena Suvari's hair is...
as ugly as her tits?
14. RichPort - February 2, 2007 12:58 PM
On second thought, she is the poor man's flat-chested Lohan... as if the poor man needed one...
15. the_stone - February 2, 2007 1:05 PM
sigh....Mena, Mena, Mena
you cannot possibly grow your hair in this silly fashion to cover your ugly looking titties.
16. BarbadoSlim - February 2, 2007 1:08 PM
From the desk of the L.A.P.D.
police are looking for a Mena Who?wary, apparently, remains consisting of a pair of "tard bangs" some mantits and a pair of hideous shoes belonging to a once F-list minor player fitting her description were found near the PCH.
welcome to Jamrock bitch.
17. crazyotto - February 2, 2007 1:09 PM
this chick does have a massive forehead
18. Lollanna - February 2, 2007 1:09 PM
I know she was probably aiming for "hip and directional" but she just looks cheap and delusional...
19. cole007 - February 2, 2007 1:17 PM
Also, "M" stands for Make like a tree and LEAVE, and "MORON"
20. meee - February 2, 2007 1:17 PM
dude if she's going to cover that fucking landscape of a forehead she's got she needs at least 4 feet of hair for bangs
21. Lesbianesque - February 2, 2007 1:18 PM
this seriously can not be the smokin' hot chick from American Beauty
22. schack - February 2, 2007 1:20 PM
her tits are actually really nice. noy like that pendulous shit that sags and flaps around like elephantitits. she is really lucky to have small, shapely tits.
but an inch shorter on the hair would have been perfect.
23. karifarrell - February 2, 2007 1:20 PM
You guys, that's a WIG!!!
It's gotta be....(please?)
24. Onenewshoe - February 2, 2007 1:21 PM
Bring her over, that hair doesn't bother ole'one eye...mmmmmm could be nice.
25. Onenewshoe - February 2, 2007 1:22 PM
Bring her over, that hair doesn't bother ole'one eye...mmmmmm could be nice.
26. Onenewshoe - February 2, 2007 1:24 PM
Shit, no problem with the hair, 'ole'one eye' don't care, bring her over.
27. Onenewshoe - February 2, 2007 1:24 PM
Shit, no problem with the hair, 'ole'one eye' don't care, bring her over.
28. schack - February 2, 2007 1:25 PM
new word:
elephantitits
definition: large masses of fatty tissue adhering to the breast plate, which resembles the floppy and diseased flesh on the "elephant man's" face.
29. Onenewshoe - February 2, 2007 1:26 PM
Sorry for the extra clicks.........
30. woodhorse - February 2, 2007 1:27 PM
her hair is almost the same as Keira Knightly's in Domino. What is fugly are those retarded leotards. And the fugly necklace - I guess she won it on Sesame Street.
31. woodhorse - February 2, 2007 1:28 PM
her hair looks like Keira's in the movie Domino. All of her clothes and jewelry are fugly though.
32. schack - February 2, 2007 1:28 PM
new word: elephantitits
definition: large, saggy masses of fatty tissue adhering to the breast plate, which resemble the floppy growths of "elephantitis" sufferers
33. the_stone - February 2, 2007 1:30 PM
How can you say her tits are nice and shapely?
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/01/mena_suvari_is_topless_penis_w.html
34. schack - February 2, 2007 1:31 PM
i'm talking about that very picture, stoner
35. combustion8 - February 2, 2007 1:33 PM
it's the daughter from the coneheads... with hair.
36. schack - February 2, 2007 1:33 PM
even hunched over (in which position most big tits would look like testicles) her little gorgeous boobies looked firm and perky
37. schack - February 2, 2007 1:34 PM
are you gay, stoner?
38. schack - February 2, 2007 1:36 PM
are you gay, stoner?
39. Lizzle - February 2, 2007 1:51 PM
Today's fashion don't is brought to you by the letter M!!!
40. Peter Coffin - February 2, 2007 2:03 PM
It looks like a combination of Cousin It and the Coneheads.
41. D'oh Eyes - February 2, 2007 2:08 PM
Fish guy: She looks like the love child of a Conehead and Cousin Itt.
Peter Coffin: It looks like a combination of Cousin It and the Coneheads.
Try harder next time.
42. goldstar777 - February 2, 2007 2:15 PM
She looks nothing like the cutie she was in American Beauty...
43. Peter Coffin - February 2, 2007 2:17 PM
She looks like she's smuggling a vessel for holding cut flowers under her hairpiece.
44. Spindoc - February 2, 2007 2:18 PM
The Love child of herman Munster and a wig.
Oh, #7, LOL! So true.
45. DrBob2607 - February 2, 2007 2:18 PM
Her picture is next to the definition of "Coyote Sex" . That's where you pick up a broad when you've got beer goggles on, bang her all night, and then wake up the next morning to find her laying on your arm and you have to chew through it to make your escape..
46. Spindoc - February 2, 2007 2:19 PM
Oh SHIT!!!!!!!!!
I didn't even notice before becuase I didn't look at all three pictures, but SHE'S WEARING LEGGINGS!!!!!!!!
STOP!! Leggings are almost as stupid as those monster sized glasses all the anorexic chicks wear.
47. Cardinal Ximenez - February 2, 2007 2:22 PM
What a blessed young girl. I'd like to shower her with some Ximenez holy water if ya know what I mean. If she takes three hail Mary's and farts on Reese Witherspoon, she will be forgiven.
48. schack - February 2, 2007 2:22 PM
why do anorexic chicks all wear those glasses? the last place you want to wear something slimming is your face. don't you WANT your head to look too big for your body?
49. Ravenjade - February 2, 2007 2:25 PM
Obviously no one's aqquainted with Clone High's
interpatation of Mina Suvari. Her forehead is HUGE.
50. DecorativePoncho - February 2, 2007 2:36 PM
My good buddies Grimace and Hamburgler were looking for the lost Fry Guy. I'll direct them here.
51. acatnamedfrank - February 2, 2007 2:39 PM
Instead of an "M" she should wear a giant "F" to honor her gigantic, elongated FOREHEAD!
Ugh, that's just weird.
52. machinegundolly - February 2, 2007 2:41 PM
that's a wig...i hope.
53. Gringer76 - February 2, 2007 2:43 PM
"Olivia Newton-John (from the 80's) called, she wants her hair back!"
Ummm...she doesn't have a forehead, she has a fivehead. She needs to see a better hairstylist than the one she already has (if she even has one at all)
54. whitegold - February 2, 2007 2:43 PM
#50 - Your good buddies with Grimace and Hamburgler?! That's so friggin cool!!! Those guys are awesome!
55. sol - February 2, 2007 2:44 PM
the poor thing. i bet nobody told her that "M" really stands for Mongoloid...
56. Peter Coffin - February 2, 2007 2:50 PM
Ok, so Fish Guy and I think alike. That does nothing to me other than make me think that Fish Guy probably kicks ass.
57. etown - February 2, 2007 2:54 PM
It's because she's got the largest forehead in history of course. That one's easy! They should graft some of that forhead skin onto her breasts and blow them up with a air pump... she'd be better off...
58. Regnig - February 2, 2007 2:55 PM
Hey Poncho..
Mayor McCheese is currently employed in my small little Kentucky town... true story.
59. silentspringythingy - February 2, 2007 3:06 PM
she looks good. what's the shame in having a large fore head, it highlights her cute eyes.... if we chastise others for having unique features then everyone will LOOK THE SAME! Then we will start to complain that there is too much pressure on us to be beautiful. mena is nice.
60. DecorativePoncho - February 2, 2007 3:12 PM
OMG Mayor McCheese! I forgot about that crazy sumbitch!! Is he employed...as the mayor? MF owes me 12 bucks.
61. promisehersmack - February 2, 2007 3:12 PM
she looks cute
62. BarbadoSlim - February 2, 2007 3:14 PM
@59, funny you should mention that, I own all that real estate, I've got two nice studio apartments to rent on that big ass forehead, I also have one cleavage view penthouse left. Move now, they are selling fast!
63. WD-40 - February 2, 2007 3:15 PM
The girl has to do something.
I mean, you can park a fleet of Winibegos on that forehead of hers.
64. mrs.t - February 2, 2007 3:19 PM
The fact that you can look at that photo and pick out just one problem is unbelievable Mr. Fish.
65. Regnig - February 2, 2007 3:23 PM
Well... duh.. of course he is the Mayor! LOL
And yeah, he's famous for taking money around here - he's even been banned from his 'ol stomping grounds (McDonalds for those of you born post 2000.)
We've been trying to put together an intervention with the Fry Guys, Hamburgler and of course, Ronald himself. Let me know if you have his contact info...
Peace out.
66. EJ - February 2, 2007 4:12 PM
Bad hair, bad tits, who IS this girl? Is she famous for something other than being the personification of nastiness? o_O
67. thesarahficial - February 2, 2007 5:25 PM
whats the big deal? her hair line only starts from the back of her neck...
68. RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors - February 2, 2007 5:33 PM
wtf? she looks like a goth version of Gidget
69. drowningfool - February 2, 2007 6:06 PM
If you look at it from Pic 1, to Pic 2, to Pic 3 it goes:
pic 1: be serious, need to make a comeback
pic 2: ..glances at her reflection in nearby window...
pic 3: Oh wait. That was me in the reflection. That's not funny. When this PR event is over I wonder if it would be easier to tie a noose around my neck and jump off a chair, or take a bunch of sleeping pills....
70. Kate - February 2, 2007 9:06 PM
Is this chick serious?? Oh, well, you have to admit the bangs aren't as scary as the FIVEHEAD she's got going on.
71. The Devil's Prom Date - February 3, 2007 12:16 AM
She got that haircut for free on CRAIGSLIST.
Ah Sir, times is hard.
72. Shelley Bonnechance - February 3, 2007 7:30 AM
She has....a.....very.....tall....head...
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
73. Smackage - February 3, 2007 9:49 AM
Why is she in the tabloids after 10 years? Who exactly cares about this? Is she trying to promote a movie or something? If so, there would be better ways of doing it, like putting a paper bag over her head with the name of the movie written on it.
74. THESCOOTER - February 3, 2007 1:41 PM
Come on she needs those bangs to cover up her five-head. You could crack coconuts with that thing.
75. footballisus - February 3, 2007 2:58 PM
hey Im a real big fan of mena but thats got to be a wig because she looks like chewbacka from star wars if he shaved off his facial hair
76. NicotineEyePatch - February 3, 2007 3:03 PM
Blame it on Nelly Retardo. In three weeks half of Hollywood (and at least two people who you thought you loved) will have these bangs.
77. SuburbanCowboy - February 3, 2007 3:39 PM
Mars Attacks!
78. dystopia - February 3, 2007 3:40 PM
Look at this bitch's crow's feet. No way she's 27. I'm just not buying it.
79. s0fa - February 3, 2007 4:07 PM
wow, she's got smile and eye wrinkles...
80. happy_bunny - February 3, 2007 6:48 PM
the bangs are to camoflage her massive forehead
or maybe to enhance its massiveness
81. veruca salt - February 3, 2007 8:25 PM
I don't think she looks that bad. I actually like her bangs and outfit. I'm not from the US and it's funny how fashion stuff like this it's so last year in my third world country and you people are just begging to hate it.
82. mommy_long_legs - February 4, 2007 2:17 AM
lol @ "holy fricken bangs." That was good for a laugh, misanthrope....thanks!
83. Lowlands - February 4, 2007 11:12 AM
These are the most innocent eyes i've seen since last week,when i was looking in the mirror to my own eyes.Her eyes can't be human,they look more like those "doll-eyes"what they put in those dolls to play with.Only this time the factory put the counterweight in her head instead of the breast.Look,in the 2nd pic she bows her head slightly.The counterweight falls foreward and make her eyes blink and her mouth open.
84. Lowlands - February 4, 2007 11:31 AM
How old is this 'doll'?Is she really 27?
85. woodhorse - February 4, 2007 1:32 PM
She looks like those old famous pictures of the BIG EYE, BIG HEAD paintings. Maybe she could be in the next CHUCKY movie.
86. Lowlands - February 4, 2007 1:49 PM
Give this girl a fish lowerpart of her body and she could be a very convincing mermaid.
87. Goonly - February 4, 2007 7:07 PM
Goonly finds her attractive, hair and all.
88. sexybitch - February 4, 2007 7:19 PM
#87 Mena, get the fuck off this thread.
89. omelette ze roar - February 4, 2007 9:48 PM
I didn't notice her hair.
I was too distracted by that crazy chain around her neck.
90. Team OJ - February 4, 2007 10:24 PM
# 85 Funny that. She could be the next Good Girl doll "fully functional" ,gives oral while you sleep then slits your throat :)
91. hamjachok - February 5, 2007 8:47 AM
normal haircut. i like. but dress & shoes- awful
92. ImaCracka - February 5, 2007 11:46 AM
OK I give... who is this silly bitch?
93. no1justminda - February 12, 2007 2:24 AM
She couldn't find shoes tall enough, so she had to add the height with her hair. What the hell girl?
94. HollywoodSnark - March 25, 2007 11:06 AM
wow, did she do that herself?