Feb 28 2007Matthew McConaughey cleans up good

FRIST!

Christ, look at those shorts! I'm pretty sure they're GOTCHA, but where's his swatch and friendship bracelet?

It must be sad to have this stupid board be the most important thing in your loser lives!

Enjoy the taste of my anus, mztry.

He looks like a human being, amazing!

LOL! Nsomniac, bless your heart for reminding me of GOTCHA!! (falls off chair laughing...and in fond remembrance if you wanna know the truth)

What a disgusting man beast. Oh wait - we like him now?

Mmmmm... thank you. We're still not even for that Cisco Adler thing, but this is a pretty damn good start.

Those shorts are all jacked up, though.

DAAAAYUM!!!

I like the shorts. I'd like them better on my bedroom floor!

He's a little too masculine. I'd take Justin Timberlake over him any day.

I learned long ago not to underestimate a Good Ol' Boy. Hose 'em off, give 'em a beer and they're your lap dog alllll night long.

Dumber than a box of rocks, but look at him! Who cares?

Yeah, he may be dumb and get his kicks rocking out nude, but dang, I want me some of that!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hott Damn!?? that's a sexy ass white man.

grrrrrr....

Yeah... he looks f*ckable here, yet the stubby stumps for arms would have to be hog-tied.

Yes, he looks better. But tomorrow we'll have a pic of him squatting behind a bush with a toothbrush in his mouth. He is and will always be a Manimal.

And mzrty: way to register with typekaey and sign in just to post on a stupid board which means nothing to you. finish up with biatcho's anus and move it along.

WOW...just...wow. He could be sporting a banana hammock or a thong for all I care about what he's wearing! Yum...

waita minute...mztry's posts read an awful lot like lambananas ravings of years gone by.

why are you back here bananahammock?

... and I ALWAYS prickle with lust when spying the most northern portion of man-bush peeking not-so-coyly from atop the waistband of clown shorts.

hummuna hummuna - I'm gonna get on his Banana Boat.

@#1 Trees are made of wood

You gals DO know that he's gay, right?

And a raging alcoholic.

I'd take him with or without the beard...he is yummy!

#22 Jealous much?

Mmmmmmm not bad but hating those shorts. And the only reason he looks better is because he's just been surfing and the sea has given him a just showered look.

matthew, matthew, matthew! omg! (cum)
sorry guys, i was totally banging matthew mcconaughey a second ago. don't u wish u were hot like me?
~N@ughty

Hot damn, he's fuckalicious!
@16 A manimal, lol, so true. Yummy.

whatever, he always look good when he actually bathes and combs his hair. He's so fucking wierd though. I dont care if he continued to look like that i still couldnt fuck him, he'd be too busy reciting bad poetry and dancing that wierd hippy trance dance. ugh. I hate Hippies

@16. hello? behind a bush with a toothbrush or in a lake using a leaf, he's still HOT! shit if matthew always looked like THAT, i'd take him if he was wearing overalls w/out a shirt sitting in front of a wood cabin playing his harmonica. oh matthew, you're so f&cking gorgeous!!!

~N@ughty

God, the things that I would do to him. Some of my ideas include assless chaps and nipple clamps, but that's another story...

Well what happened was that we dated way back when, and he fell so head over heels for me that when I broke up with him he just let his looks go to shit...guess he's finally over me and back on the market. Poor guy. But good for him for moving on!

@30. u and i share the same freakiness...only mind requires that and a whole lot more...knives...

#11
I'd let Justin Timberlake take me anyday !

Hey, where'd you find my vacation shots? Man, leave your camera alone for a moment and the 'fish gets it. Dang.

Hey, anyone seen my troll? Its time to go to the vet and get 'tutored', nodamene?

Great pic of Mathew. My wife loves him so I sent the picture to her. Maybe I will get a little when I get home. I don't care who starts the engine as long as I get to drive it!!!!

I am posting under the male image thinking maybe you'll come here first (no pun intended) - how much do I have to pay Wally?? Give me an estimate on your work to undo those photos....

Too bad he's a mysogynistic idiot redneck.

Meyow!

He looks so much happier and healthier after breaking up with Sheryl Crow.

Yeahh, he was probably tired of getting crustaceans stuck in his hairy beast face all the time. Although I'm sure he enjoyed the free dinner it gave him. And geeze, what a great guy he is! He doesn't care about money and fashion.. he'll take his old swim shorts from the 80s over a brand new pair anytime!

Think he waxes his chest?

Wait... it's only been a couple days since discontinuing the anti-depressants, but I think I actually feel a *tingle* down there in my lady privates... a spark of hope... of life.

Thank you, Mr. McClump-o'-hay!

Agree with #22 - I am pretty sure he's Toothy Tile that Ted Casablanca goes on about...

Um, he shaved.

Yeah, I'm going with that's what happened

Matt caused my relationship to go south. My girlfriend couldn't handle the possibility that I might be bi because of this picture. Thanks a lot McConaughey.
Now I have some soul-searching to do.

So what if he's gay? I don't care. He can give me an injection of the hotsalty anytime he wants, anywhere he likes, with or without HIV spicing. Yum-Yum!

thank you, thank you, thank you! I'd put a lip-lock on that bad boy any time!

I see this guy has been body-building lately...I'm not sure if i see that right but the brand of his surfboard is such a losers brand.Definitely not a custom-made brand.

Who the hell is this guy? And why are we talking about him again?

nope. still creepy.

oh yeah...

FIFTY! (and fifty-one)

The 80's called. They want their britches back.

But I still would rather see more of this than another Britney bikini shot.

Check out all the guys getting pissed off because MM makes the chicks wet - hahahaha! Try not to bust out cryin', I'm sure Lucy Lardass still thinks your ass pimples are endearing.

#2 - He left his swatch and friendship bracelet at my house
#11 - You must be gay
#22 - Gay or not I would still do him!
#24 - Right? Kudos to you!
#39 - When the fuck did he date Cheryl Crowface? He was with Penelope Cruz last I heard.
#41 - I WAX HIS CHEST and then lick it clean!!

#10 amen

#22 doesn't matter. doesn't matter

#37 doen't matter

yumma yumma yumma

Fantastic body.

I see the gangs all here, so WALLY you must be lurking also.
HEY, just wanted to say THANKS for your little bit of handy work over there at Blogger.
I talked to one of the attorneys in the office.
Ever heard of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act???? Well, here's the thing, if Goggle doesn't respond to my request that they take the profile down, we're gonna sue them!!!!
I'M GONNA BE RICH BEEEOTCH
copyright violation-chaaa-ching
emotional distress-CHAAA CHING
defamation-CHA CHA CHA CHING

Yummmm... I like the middle part of that picture!

Although he's suggesting here he's just a surfer,he's got a wind-kitesufers upperbody.His stylist must be so proud.

#57 - Google's working on a new OMGMIGA image filter (Oh My God Make It Go Away), so the whole thing will blow over soon.

mmmmmmm he has a nice body! but i dont like his hair, it looks like he'll be bald anytime soon!!!

rich, didn't he do the same thing to you???

#59)It's suRfers.*Calling a private English teacher immediately*

i just want to know why we don't get as many pictures of Matthew McConaughey as we did of Alessandra Ambrosio. I want more! This is how he should look for the rest of his life - shaved, 1/2 naked and wet. Yum!

We also should have naked pictures of Bill Frist, in honor of all the cornpocked stools who get so excited about being first on a thread.

yeah, he might look good, but he also gets to spend his days at the beach surfing while everyone else is at work! if i had free time like that available to me, i'd look like him also! lucky bastard!

Hellllllllllo Lover!

freaken sexiest male being alive...

hes gay

@2- hehe.

MM melts in my mouth, and in my hands

haaaa he is definitely not gay...some guys want him to be for different reasons:)

not to sound mean but how the heck did penelope get him? must be personality

Do you know any hetero men who play the bongo drums naked with other naked men, unless they're in the jungle, and even then.
Let me break it down for you. Penelope is what's called a beard, she dated TC the biggest fairy in fairyland, then McConagay. She bats for my team, and I'm pretty sure she and Selma Hayek have got a thing goin on

when he was all up in my man booty he was asking me to tell you he isn't gay

He sat on Penelepe's nose one or nine times. Doesn't make him gay.

Yes, #73 is exactly right. I just pray Johnny Depp and Wesley Snipes don't get a new religion.

I would be all over this guy like a flesh-eating disease. He's hot, has a halfway decent job, seems interesting, is coherent (most of the time), gets naked, smokes weed and plays bongos, he dances (okay, he twirls himself in an alien frenzy... but he moves while music is playing, which is good, for most men), he works out, he seems like he likes a good time. He's funny. And did I already say he's smoking fucking hot?!!!!!!!

So he lets himself go grizzly once in a while. I can get past that, we'd be taking plenty of showers together. Deee-licious.

Well I'd never thought I'd say this but "I'd hit it" ;)

I'd rather see a nip slip or the latest downward-spiraling bim without her chonies, but it's kinda hot reading all these lustful comments coming from the womens.

As for McConowhathis name? I'm built like that. Except for, you know, all the muscle...

27., ... Mmmmmm, .... Matthew McConauGAY, bitches! Ladies, the "real" RichPort would hit this fucking homo, hard!

Have you no shame?

Sorry Matty wrong team. Cute smirk though.

And so what if he is gay? Gay or not, that is one fine hunk of man.

Shubba Bubba says hubba hubba!

I would love to lick him.

he's not gay. he and lance armstrong both said they'd tried it, and it wasn't for them

Holy Moly!!!

I cannt beelieve my eyess!!
Sorry it's hard to type with just one Hannd.
OOH LAA LAA

hahahaha

good name too.

ladies and gentlemen of the jury...

why is my pic on this site?

I just want to say, thank you Superfish.
After a long, cold, miserable day...to come home to that picture.
I'm not cold anymore. I wholeheartedly agree with #77, and it was very reassuring to find that even when life has me feeling like I'm standing on a ledge looking down, I still have a libido.
Nice job!

man, im wet.

Anyone but me notice the band on his left hand? Looks very much like a wedding band.

YUMMY!!!!

Who's writing the commentary for this site these days......looks like RichPort's Gay Troll got a job.

goddamn you haters are soooo lame!!

it's okay to show "hot" *blech* pictures of celeb chicks, cellulite an' all, but as soon as superfish shows a hot *perfect* guy, all hell breaks lose. there are plenty of porno sites for you losers...airbrushed nicely to make you think chicks really look like that...keep livin' in lala land.

i don't care how stupid his shorts look to y'all! he can take 'em off an play my bongo's allllll night long!

Mmm, I do believe that he is the sex.

I'll have a serving of that, please. Or maybe more than just one...

*sigh*
Mmmmmmmmm Mattheewwwwww

I wouldn't marry him....but I sure would fuck the shit out of him!!!!!

I wish I had a lot of money and time to surf.

I don't think that really is Mathew McConaughy. Looks more like Ed Burns to me.

My fake interview with Matt:

Me: Hey Matt you look good in those rockin clown shorts, what inspired you to wear that on a day like this?
Matt: Oh Superchic, can't you tell how hotttt I am, look at me. I needed to add some color down there, take attention off my super hott chest for a bit, you know... how it is.
Me: Actually, I really don't know, but can you tell me what is the smirk for?
Matt: Well, Superchic, I gotta tell you, swimming with dolphins, hanging ten on my board makes me feel sooo super hootttt, can you feel my hottness? BTW, those dolphins love me.
Me: Actually... you are wierding me out, all you keep saying is look how hottt you are, is that all you can say?
Matt: Heck no Superchic, I can say I'm smokin hotttt with that smokin' hottt bod, that's it. And when Penelope and I broke up, I had this like total awakening, you know, after all our hottt sex and everything... I was like damn I'm a super hottty, and I need the whole world to know it.
Me: OK Matt, OK, so enough of your hotty stories. You are boring me. Can you comment on the rumors you are losing your hair?
Matt: Acutally it depends where? My crotch, I got plenty of hair and working on a transplant. In a couple months you will not see anymore receding hairline when my hair is wet like this hottt picture. Btw, the doo-rag that works great. I put a doo-rag on at night with some super gro receding hairline gel, and you know throw in a little ocean salt water, it's growing back like never before.
Me: Ok, well then, who knew??

My fake interview with Matt:

Me: Hey Matt you look good in those rockin clown shorts, what inspired you to wear that on a day like this?
Matt: Oh Superchic, can't you tell how hotttt I am, look at me. I needed to add some color down there, take attention off my super hott chest for a bit, you know... how it is.
Me: Actually, I really don't know, but can you tell me what is the smirk for?
Matt: Well, Superchic, I gotta tell you, swimming with dolphins, hanging ten on my board makes me feel sooo super hootttt, can you feel my hottness? BTW, those dolphins love me.
Me: Actually... you are wierding me out, all you keep saying is look how hottt you are, is that all you can say?
Matt: Heck no Superchic, I can say I'm smokin hotttt with that smokin' hottt bod, that's it. And when Penelope and I broke up, I had this like total awakening, you know, after all our hottt sex and everything... I was like damn I'm a super hottty, and I need the whole world to know it.
Me: OK Matt, OK, so enough of your hotty stories. You are boring me. Can you comment on the rumors you are losing your hair?
Matt: Acutally it depends where? My crotch, I got plenty of hair and working on a transplant. In a couple months you will not see anymore receding hairline when my hair is wet like this hottt picture. Btw, the doo-rag, that works great. I put a doo-rag on at night with some super gro receding hairline gel, and you know throw in a little ocean salt water, it's growing back like never before.
Me: Ok, well then, who knew??

I really doubt if this guy is straight.Unless he's a Viking,why is he having these pigtails for?

Damn that boy makes my liver quiver but it still grosses me out when he admits that he hasn't wore deodorant in 20 years and says "men should smell like men"

Hoorayyy Superfish!!! Thanks for the man candy! I like 'em scruffy so I didn't mind his mountain man look, but this is delicious. Though those shorts are suspect.

#93 - My troll(s) got a job helping priests clean around the rectory. They thought it meant something complete different when they signed up.

Geezus, Matt isn't gay. He's been linked with nothing but beautiful women, and lots of them. Ohhh, wait, he must be doing what most gay men do and cover it up by having tons and tons of sex with hot babes for decades. Puh-leeze!! The haters say, "What about all that hanging out with Lance and Jake?" Well, last time I checked it was normal to have frinds of the same sex that share your interests and actually hang out. That may be a hard concept for some friendless types to grasp.

It's just jealous soft-body heterosexual loser guys that never get laid who are ripping on Matt because he is physical perfection and supposedly a pretty fun, cool guy. That or gay guys that wish he was.

to matthew: "hello lovve........."

He's pretty hot for a fag.

He may look great, but he is still a self-absorbed moron.

Alright Peeps, for one, none of the above comments were made by me, thank you very much.. BUT if he is not gay, then yes, I would hit it, very,very hard... If he is gay, then I will gladly leave him for Richport's Obsessed Homoerotic Troller..
See how sweet I am ;)

maybe he's the only hetero guy that is comfortable enough with his own sexuality to be able to play the bongos naked? maybe he doesnt give a shit what others think and that's dang sexy!!!

All I'm saying is, he sure got all the women in my office atitter. Er, atwitter.

93. ... that's *GAY RichPort's troll*, doh!

111. Yeah, it's perfectly reasonable for a secure heterosexual man to play the bongos naked, ... with another naked, equally secure man, while stoned.

I'm sure that there was no butt sex involved, and it was a very, very heterosexual encounter for all involved.

105. Tea Bag! I'm not Catholic, but you seem to have had more than a few McConaugay experiences to draw from, ... Please keep them to yourself. Thanks ;^)

#91 - that ring is on his middle finger; he wears it ALL the time. Almost every picture I have seen of him he his sporting a band ring on his middle left finger.

that redneck accent of his just ruins it all

Ok, so I'm really very late to this thread, but yum. The shorts are lame, but if you just imagine they're not there...

And, btw, who cares if he's gay? What the hell difference does that make? He's hot.

This is who I want for Christmas. Start Saving, People. I'll be down that way in December...
Oh, and If he is Gay, I would watch him fuck another man...I think that would be hot.
But, I wouldn't watch him getting fucked. That's a little crude.
Just the Idea of him pounding someone from behind, makes my nips hard...

Damn...
Lost it there for a minute...
Been too long...

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he's such a goober...has he had a good movie in a million years?

if he has 2 be 1/2 naked he can be dressed on the top
yum
he is a major hottie

The only bad things I have ever heard about Matthew are that he is drinking, doping and playing the bongo drums (after 11:00pm) in the "naked noise" of his own house.

He haven't sexually molested any person in Hollywood, snorted cocaine, made woman pregnant, etc. He prefers to live a healthy life by exercising often, can that be so bad???

I think he is a sensitive soul.... for God's sake, he saves small animals.