Feb 8 2007Mary-Kate Olsen makes out with strangers

blue eyed chimpanzee

MAN, THAT CHICK IS UGLY!!!

She looks like a zombie!!

poor girl looks like shit.

Fourth! I wonder if she's on coke yet.

And by Fourth! I do mean fifth!

The saliva she exchanged with those three guys probably constitutes her entire calorific intake for the week.

Wow... if you ever doubted that a tiny Olsen could look scary, here's your answer. Damn. She looks like the Bride of The Joker.

Can't sleep. The clown will eat me.
Can't sleep. The clown will eat me.
Can't sleep. The clown will eat me.

She looks like a vampire....

"Wait til they get a load of me!!!"

so um...is mary-kate like on the verge of u kno...death? cause a face like that tells me she's already been there. i mean sure she's skinny as a phone cord and yea she's turning into another paris or nicky, but man! if i had that chick's face, i'd scare myself!!!
~N@ughty

The beautiful people
The beautiful people

Its all relative to the size of your steeple

One thing's for sure, we know she doesn't swallow.

They should do a Full House reunion. Right now.

Let Bob Saget do all his blue material and let the Olsen whores drop liqour bottles and condoms all over the floor and then pretend like they're little kids and mug to the camera and say, "Oops. I'm sowwy."

Yeah, jeez, I wonder why the Iraqis don't want to be forced to adopt our wonderful culture. Pffffft!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
The power of Christ compels you! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!

Wow - she's pretty scary. Hey! I have an idea. Why not make another Chucky/Child's play movie, but this time instead of using cheesey animatronics just use this piece of shit. Call it Child's Play - Charlotte's Revenge.

Oh, sorry. Can't do that. She would need to be a decent actor.

She jumped the shark way back. Don't even put her on ths site anymore. Please. No, really.

What the hell is wrong with her eyes? Is she trying to turn us all to stone?

I just figured it out -- she had just seen Cisco Adler's nuts.

They all float....
They all float down here!!!!!

Shit Fish, couldn't you put a NSFW warning up with about 2000 pixels of space before that picture? I like clowns, but that one actually scares me.

Whew, that reminds me. Time for another showing of "IT" by Stephen King. You know, he wrote that story after being forced to watch Full House while his wife was keeping some sick kids. He ate them, of course, and that's why he dreamed up the "IT" story. That or bad clams. Whoops, gotta go. Sirens! wheee

Hey Timon- Where's Pumba?

Hakuna Matata!

@# 11
HAHAHAHAHA, Outstanding!

One has to wonder what her orgasm face looks like?
I'm guessin like those clown faces you shoot water into at the fair.

Ok, no seriously. WTF IS WRONG WITH HER ! This picture scared the shit out of me when it appeared ...

thats 1 ugly little girl

She's joined Mark Anthony's league of living dead.

That is a seriously scary picture.
I think the witness got it wrong. She wasn't making out with them. She was trying to eat their brains.

Hah! i remember the big deal every pedophile used to make about these two about 3 years ago. all the talk about the COUNTDOWN to legal clock ...i guess the joke is on them.

Well, we know now what it takes to make billions before you're 18- they sold it baby.

She looks like a monkey.

pin-dot irises = opiates

she is chasin the dragon, people

There is something very wrong here. Since I'm not here to be mean, much, I got over my initial fright, read the other comments, kept scrolling back up to send another shiver down my spine and developed a Theory:

This poor girl (I forget her name) started acting when she was still in the womb and never got a chance to do the normal experimentation that all little girls do.

Sooner or later all little girls and some little boys (more than you think) get a hold of mommy's make-up and start making pretty.

They boldly choose the most striking colours, usually blue or purple eyeshadow and blood red lipstick. They also overdo it on the blush, but that's only because they don't know squat about shading (and most will never learn).

Invariably, once they lose focus on the individual eye, lip or cheek area, they take in the whole effect and gasp or wet their pants. Thus we enter the next phase of expermentation - The Teenage Goth Years.

Teenagers know that blue eyeshadow and red lips are frighteneing, but they don't quite know what looks good yet. So they load on the black eyeliner and black mascara and orange foundation and pink lipstick and go to the movies to frighten innocents such as myself. (I'm easily scared by the ugly, can you tell?) This phase lasts until they see something in a magazine or go to make-up lessons or get abducted by aliens and then we go into the "sensible neutrals" adult phase.

This girl obviously skipped all that, since she had make-up artists doing all the work for years. Now that she's reached the rebellious age of eight, she fired them all and is wielding her own brushes.

Mary-Ashley-Whatshername, trust me now. Find whoever is not doing Teri Hatcher, Jessica Simpson or Anne Hathaway's make-up. Pay them to help you. You can afford it - use all that money you're saving by not eating food. Oh, and stop chewing your hair.

Maybe she was providing the entertainment for a necrophiliac's club?

Every time I see pictures of MK like this, I feel like it was a good move to put her on my deathpool list.

It looks like she tried to dress up as a horrifying combination of The Joker and Brandon Lee's character from "The Crow." And the sad part is, somebody actually let her leave the house looking like that.

@ number 16...lmao. She was such a cute little girl...WTF happened? (probably the constant molestings by Bob Saget on set...)

She wasn't making out with strangers. She was licking the corners of their lips for leftovers.

What's a horny hobbit to do? You go gelf.

dear lord.

dear lord.

Coming soon

The Corpse Bride 2

She's so ugly that I've been rendered speechless.

Wow...i almost screamed when i scrolled down and saw that picture...
whatever happened to the cute little michelle??

I mean, I wonder how long she and her fugly sister stood in front of the mirror and practiced their wide-eyed look - that one where each eyelid is EXACTLY as far apart as her iris is round - before going public with it and scaring the crap out of us. Pod people.

"The Cure is coming back big, and I'm gonna be ready when they do"

That's not attractive.

Who is more derranged the skankey simian twin or the three strangers who would kiss that disturbing face. Without all that cash she would NEVER date.

I'm playing a weird mental game here. "CHRIST!" I say, and scroll down, and as I read the comments I think "hm, I was exaggerating, she couldn't have looked that bad..." so I scroll up again and "CHRIST!" Then I scroll down to where I left off, and so on and so forth again. It's like I'm not capable of processing how absolutely terrible she looks.

It's the girl from The Ring, but in drag. A detail which would've made for a much more interesting movie.

I think I just shit my pants out of fear for my soul.

i literally jumped when i scrolled down and saw that picture.

Hellloooo, is anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me. Is there anyone at home?

AAAAAAAA Christ...the only thing that would make that picture even more scary is if she would be sucking on Cisco adlers ballsack at the same time!!!! The horror, the horror.

She pulls off that death look like a champ.

she is so creepy looking

I bet Cisco Adlers ballsack weighs more than her! Cisco's ballsack might be better looking too!

Jesus Christ! AAAAHHHHHH!

No shit -- I literally screamed out loud when I saw this picture. It reminds me of those internet gag sites where you're watching a car driving down a road and all of a sudden a zombie head comes screaming out of no where. It was EXACTLY like that. Only I didn't see this one coming.

#58 - my exact thought when I saw this pic. I was wondering why a scream didn't come from my speakers.
Then I realized that this wasn't a setup. It's a photo of someone real who is on mescaline and hasn't slept in three days, so they watched the Batman movie 60 times in a row.

#29 - someone ought to tell these girls that no one is thinking about them like that anymore, so they can stop it with the scary zombie look.

her hair should be a mass of writhing,poisonous snakes. And her sister, too. Both are sinister at their level stupidity and the amount of life that can be wasted in the shortest time..

WHAT A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE?!?!?!?!?!?!
I'm sorry, but this bitch needs some serious therapy.

#33! (applause)
Not that it's going to make her much prettier, but you were dead on it, she still could try. And ditto for B. Spears, they really should practise at home.

Only one word comes to mind seeing that face: scary.

#9, 16 & 20: I would marry you all if it was legal. Jesus.

THank you for caring and commenting on this site. Its like heroin. or opiates. or TRIMSPA. (bad.bad. I know. Sorry.)

Well...Not really.

WHOA! if ya didn't know who this little tart was, you'd think she had a serious mental illness...maybe she does...

Holy shit! It's Gollum!

She adds new meaning to the question: What would you do for a billion dollars? Would you be able to wake up to that scary corpse and kiss it in the morning? Kiss it at night? Tell it you love "her". Forever? For -ever -ever? A billion dollars?

I do. (thunder sounds in the background)

Evidently, JRZ hasn't entered one of her typical 632 comments because she is off entering her own daughter in some ridiculous New Jersey beauty (oxymoron alert) pageant. Olsen twins, you soon will have company.

I honestly jerked my face back from the screen when this picture came up. How can one tiny girl be SO frickin' scary??

Why does someone with such pale features wear such dark lipstick???

She honestly looks like a concentration camp survivor - and that is NOT a good thing.

And she needs to do her roots... honestly.

I bet you any money withing the next year the olsen trolls are going to come out with a sex tape

I just got an idea for a new ventriloquist dummy I've been working on for my act...

All she needs is a little blush, and she could be the Saw guy's twin.

I don't ordinarily comment but, I'd already read all the stuff from today and I opened IE to do something and scrolled down this webpage which is my homepage and this picture scared me so much I X ed out of it as soon as I could because it was so scary. Then I realized I actually need the internet

vampires exist.

#71 YOU ARE BRILLIANT You be the "idea man" and we'll start a company. Our first product will be Olsen Twin Troll dolls. We'll be rich. Then we'll Britney Spears toilet brushes. AND, when WE'RE Billionaires, we'll look MUCH BETTER THAN THEM and can say "HAHA told you so!"

She looks like she just sat on her lipliner pencil.

Is she doing that wild eyed scary goth pose on purpose, or is she actually mental?

She made out with THREE guys?! My gawd her lipstick still looks GREAT!

Holy crap. Didn't think she could get worse. She was never cute. Not even as a baby. Twins have some sort of hypnotic affect on people that makes them look past the hideousness. They were like trolls with pig noses and now they are trolls with make-up.

Scariest thing I've ever seen. When that picture popped up, I thought it was one of those trick PowerPoint presentations where they make you watch and then shit pops up to scare you. I pissed my pants and quit my job when I saw this picture.

@ 32 rock on!

@81... I shuddered audibly.

Holy Clown, Batman! Reminds me of Killer Klowns from Outer Space. http://preview.tinyurl.com/3afd4r

Why are Mary-Kate's eyes always so freaky? Is she high 24/7 or is it some rare genetic defect?

hey mk...
maybee...
...it wasnt real ?

maybe...
...you were beautiful
...all of that time

so...what have you done
...for the planet
...recently ?

or are you still buying fur?

that is one scary face!!!

She's ah major freekazoid of the major variety ! !

uhh.. im a little scared that she could crawl out of my monitor and suck my blood

yes, that would definitely be the highlight of my night....making out with ET

she looks like the person from the grudge...
She looks like a zombie clown!!