Feb 15 2007Mariah Carey still a ridiculous human being

That's gonna look good on the ol' expende report.

Whoops...make that "expense"

blech.
somebody needs to just make mariah crack-whore go away.

seriously, who even THINKS about her any more??

Oh boy, and that forehead goes on forever doesn't it.

she's such a nasty whore. UGH. I wish she'd put us out of our misery, and drink a methadone-Trimspa shake.

She only does it because she gets away with it. Which makes her a 5 year-old boy.

I wonder then how come she looks more like a 5 year-old cow?

She looks used & abused.

Every single seat? I'm sorry, she may be a clueless bitch, but that's fucking classic. In fact, that's way to swift for her to come up with. She must have a smart publicist.

Every time I see Mariah she looks more like a donkey. A male donkey.

I think Mariah is Dannylynne's real father.

You know, if she really wanted to save money she should have just bought her own jet. Or three. That would have shown them.

She's soooooo boring... And her music is shit. It's a wonder that plane didn't crash with fat Mariah in it.

Shit, man that's nothing. Back in the day, I once bought every single economy seat on a Greyhound. That was on my '92 coast-to-coast tour. If you count the Ohio River as one of the coasts....

I'm much less bothered by her plane antics as I am by the fact that she's filming another movie.

She's a right bastard.

I'm not a Mariah fan but maybe that was her being smart rather than stupid, it was two fingers up to the producers who asked her to travel economy.

How is this news? Who DOESN'T know that Mariah's an ass?

#13 - Love it! The movie's definitely the more disturbing part!

God is indeed cruel to take Anna Nicole AND inflict another Mariah Carey film on the world in the space of a week - didn't he see Glitter?

That fucking swamp queen, she's so fake. have you seen her cheeks and her pee wee herman impersonation smile? simply horrid. I am so fed up with her banshee hollering (due 2 years of weaning on black cocks) her lard ass propped in slut's couture, that movie, oh, and the fact that she's barren. well, i know there's nothing i can do about her scratched womb but that doesn't seem to stop her womb from annoying the fuck out of me. God, can someone pleez shoot her.

She's not even fun to read about anymore.
She has made me so bored that I am going to my favorite website to read jokes and see funny pictures. You can see it too it is:

http://www.planetjoker.com

I agree with #16. I can't beleive some people think this is a smart move or is admirable in any way. Maybe more people date four year olds because they think their tactics are cute than I realized. I bet she stomped her foot, threw a temper tantrum and they had to wave animal cookies in front of her face to get off the plane. Moron.

Her receding hairline is hot.

Did the plane have to be decorated according to her standards too? Did she get to make a cool fort made out of sparkley things?

I agree... who the hell thought it was a good idea to put her in another 'film'? Nobody likes her, right?!? Right? She's not going to 'sing' is she? No more air-raid sirens.

I hate her, but loads of people buy her records apparently

Mariah Carey loves to flaunt herself (money,wearing bikinis onstage-yuck), it seems, and it is annoying. She needs to stop deluding herself, she's not royalty, just a singer who has an over-inflated ego. Who cares about her and her diva attitude? She needs to grow up and get over herself.

Mariah Carey loves to flaunt herself (money,wearing bikinis onstage-yuck), it seems, and it is annoying. She needs to stop deluding herself, she's not royalty, just a singer who has an over-inflated ego. Who cares about her and her diva attitude? She needs to grow up and get over herself.

Mariah Carey loves to flaunt herself (money,wearing bikinis onstage-yuck), it seems, and it is annoying. She needs to stop deluding herself, she's not royalty, just a singer who has an over-inflated ego. Who cares about her and her diva attitude? She needs to grow up and get over herself.

The next thing she needs to buyout is Slimfast..........

Now...if only she could buy out all of the toilet plungers in the world and jam them onto her enormous, saline induced boobas and suck out all the junk. Very slimming effect.**

**Assuming she'd wanna take those measures, it would be cheaper than getting the surgery to remove them. **

But wait, she LIKES to spend money. So may I suggest you have the reduction surgery along with the rest of the surgery it takes to become a full blown male.

You've already had the testosterone injections, why not take it a step further?

@ 16 & 29 ; If you want "news", go to cnn you yammering jackass.

Maybe you could refer Mariah to the Vet that did YOUR sex-change.

Now amuse me with your weak insult attempts
(go fuck a tree/flag pole/ mailbox etc...).

And the herpes infested jackass returns....

Thin... Chubby..... Firm... Flabby... Nutz...... Sane...

That is one fine Beeeooootttcccchhhhhh!!!

If it wasn't for the restraining order...w e would be together......

*on a side note.... can signing into this site take just a few more minutes.... then it could take up my WHOLE DAMN DAY!!!!!!!

Thin... Chubby..... Firm... Flabby... Nutz...... Sane...

That is one fine Beeeooootttcccchhhhhh!!!

If it wasn't for the restraining order...w e would be together......

*on a side note.... can signing into this site take just a few more minutes.... then it could take up my WHOLE DAMN DAY!!!!!!!

What a stupid broad.

Thin... Chubby..... Firm... Flabby... Nutz...... Sane...

That is one fine Beeeooootttcccchhhhhh!!!

If it wasn't for the restraining order...w e would be together......

*on a side note.... can signing into this site take just a few more minutes.... then it could take up my WHOLE DAMN DAY!!!!!!!

What a stupid broad.

"Celebrity" doesn't really have the connotations it once did. There are celebrities who we know for being crazy, celebrities we know for being raunchy, celebrities we know for being trainwrecks, celebrities we know for being self-righteous and sanctimonious, etc.

Mariah Carey seems determined to remind us of everything we first hated about celebrities. Her glimmer of talent has long since been eclipsed by her absurd ego, irrationality and sense of entitlement. Even Paris Hilton seems at least somewhat aware that she's become kind of a cartoon. Mariah Carey is like the classic Coke of bad socialites. There are Mariah Careys for every nation, every time period, and every genre, but she's the original flavor you can count on for your daily dose of crazy.

@ 31 Thanks for proving my point, you fucking nitwit. ( I fully expect to see you use 'nitwit', just like you did 'jackass' ). Face it : you are not even remotely creative or humorous - you just continue to regurgitate the same lame bullshit.

DamYell ; " Go fuck a _________" (insert the first inanimat object you see ). Yup - really funny stuff, retard.

Let's get her a ticket to Cannibal Island.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Fight! Fight! A nigger and a white! Fight! Fight! A nigger and a white!

That is retarded.

And I'm not talking about Mariah Carey buying all the seats. I'm talking about anyone being dumb enough to put her in another movie.

Tell me, dirty chickfuck, mind if I call ya that?....yeah, doesn't matter.

Anywhoo, I hope that you're not suggesting that I used the word 'jackass' solely because you used it in your earlier post. I called you a jackass because..that's what you are, a jackass.

I mean, if you have a problem with that, I could certainly think of more accurate terminology.

Here's a list:

Worthless snatch sniffer
Shit-faced needledick
Banana
Apple
Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
Dirt Chicken....oh wait

The fact that your simple ass takes time out of your knob slobbing schedule to harass me just about sums up your entire life.

DamYell is reserved for people who mean something to me like....jrzmommy, richie and...that's about it.

Come up with another name. Geesh. And you say I'm the one recycling material? I think not.

Shouldn't you be sucking something?
Get to it!

41.

That's why I love you.
Ahhh....(gag)

Mariah Carey... what can be said that has not already been said. In the plus column she can sing. In the negative column...there is the warped sense of self, lack of fashion sense, lack of common sense, mental instability....
Gee I wept during Glitter what an original rags to richies story, I for one can not wait for her next movie project... does Madonna ring a bell?

@41 are you addressing the inner turmoil within Mariah's head? she should take her meds, despite any adverse reactions she may have.

Mariah Carey... what can be said that has not already been said. In the plus column she can sing. In the negative column...there is the warped sense of self, lack of fashion sense, lack of common sense, mental instability....
Gee I wept during Glitter what an original rags to richies story, I for one can not wait for her next movie project... does Madonna ring a bell?

Celetina, that's deep. On a site where the first poster usually says "first", your analysis of celebrity really stood out.

I particularly liked "Her glimmer of talent has long since been eclipsed by her absurd ego, irrationality and sense of entitlement."

I suddenly remembered a music video of hers, once upon a time, long ago, where she was being felt up in a field. There might have been hot air balloons, too. It dawned on me then that she actually used to be a singer and stuff. Not just known for being fat-but-always-nearly-naked or fat-but-nearly-always-naked and mentally fragile. Suddenly I was back in 1990, when big hair and ugly neon squiggles on black tights and decorated sneakers with lime green laces and clip-on bows for teased ponytails were just going out of style and an aptly titled debut album - Mariah Carey, Mariah Carey - appeared on the scene.

And I had to ask myself, what has this fat lunatic ever done to justify the "celebrity" tag? Bitching on Oprah about being of mixed race? Having a good vocal range occasionally?

I don't know, but you've made me think, Celetina. More than any "first" or "fourth" or "#345th!" could ever have. *nod*

stop trying, danielle

go read an anne rice novel

"Tennessee is a film that follows two brothers on a road trip in search of their estranged father."

I couldn't resist IMDB-ing it. I just had to know. The film already has one insane person gushing about how he/she can't wait for it to come out because it will be so great to hear Mariah's voice on screen again.

I love the world we live in. It's just so easy to mock.

*hugs the interwebs*

48.

Go LEARN to read.

@50 I would tell you to learn how to pull a trigger, but I just remembered you're black so you already know how to do that. Now try it with the gun aimed at your head..........

I'm Black, you're orange, your point?

Never held a gun in my life but..I might reconsider and point one at your fugly ass...but then again, jail doesn't look good on my transcript, I think I'll pass.

It's not to hard to find a dumb African American, but you must be the dumbest on the planet. You've never been to jail? That's a good one, probably the funniest thing I've ever heard from a negro..............

Whatever species you are, please do me a favor and kill off the rest of your kind.

Whatever creature produced your dumbass must've been drunk that night.

Your idiocy is beyond comprehension.

Your jokes are weaker then Andy Dick on steriods......

Fuck off now.....

Now, DanYELL, I was just saying the other day, givin' you "props" as it were, that even YOU know the difference between Jrzmommy comments and JrzTroll comments. When have I ever come out and said the nigger word like that bullshit in #41? You've disappointed me, my coneheaded sasquatch, disappointed me indeed.

The last time when i bought out all the seats on a plane was when i found this small propellerplane on demolition.I bought both seats and tried to sell them on ebay.

i see the next TrimSpa model, and not a moment too soon.

That's awesome, good for her! I wish I could do shit like that. If some prick told my rock star famous ass that it had to sit in economy rather than first class, i'd do the same thing and be like yeah, sure, no problem jackass, and then buy up the entire economy section and giggle my ass off the entire flight, cuz, well, nobody would be anywhere near me to complain about me giggling my ass off!!!

Sigh, if only I was in a position to do that.

55.

I do believe it was you who addressed me first and so, on that note....fuck off.

56.

Honestly, I do apologize. Richie has the same rodent control problem.

I am deep-heartedly sorry.

what a stupid bitch

Looks like Jrz and Rich won that battle, now you kiss there ass and call them master. Your great grandfather would be so proud............

Nooooo.....DumbYELL, try to follow along...I'll type slowly.... what I was getting at was you were addressing my TROLL's comments...I didn't post #41...so actually, I didn't address you first.............*sighs* Nevermind. Where's my flamethrower? It'll just be easier if I incinerate her now.

I said, where's my "flamethrower"? Rich, that's your cue, you big flamer...

#63
I was talking to ITALION SAUSAGE dumbass! HE addressed ME first which is why I told HIM to fuck off. Lay off the kiddie Tylenol dear. I wasn't talking to you.

#62
That's "their" dear. Not there. Go read a book crack whore.

whoopsss...I meant ITALYAWN. My bad.

I don't know who is more annoying Mariah or Oprah.

Mariah can't buy respect or relevance, so she buys everything else.

Well, you clearly wrote 41....which was too my troll. So what are you trying to say conehead? Um, I think you may be the one who is a dumbass, DumbYELL. You don't have your thinking cap on today. Stupid.

Oprah is by a looooong shot. A very fat, celebrity ass kissing long shot.

Look at #60 bitch. I clearly but (55) not (41). Put on your binoculars and look closer.

You're clearly high, and so...I'll let this one slide.

Well, mea culpa........but you're still a coneheaded sasquatch.

Hawk silhouette soars,
restless mice in tall green grass.
RichPort the cock loves.

But you're OUR coneheaded sasquatch, and nothing is ever gonna change that, DanYELL!

*Tear.

Go to hell 73.

Anyone want a Snickers bar?

Why doesn't someone give 'danielle' and whoever she is so obsessed with fighting against some duelling pistols and put them away in a room somewhere? Easier for everyone.

Why doesn't someone give 'danielle' and whoever she is so obsessed with fighting against some duelling pistols and put them away in a room somewhere? Easier for everyone.

Why doesn't someone give danielle and whoever she is so obsessed with fighting against some duelling pistols and put them away in a room somewhere? Easier for everyone.

Bitch got a voice like a dog whistle.

Why doesn't someone give grape a clue on how to work the POST YOUR COMMENT button.....

I don't condone violence dear.

@ 67 Uh ... danielle ?

@ 41 You forgot the next line ----->

"If the white don't win, we all jump in !"

danielle : "dirty chickfuck" ???? weak.

Oh for the love of god!

Jrz..please dispose of this lunatic!!!!

Why doesn't someone give danielle and whoever she is so obsessed with fighting against some duelling pistols and put them away in a room somewhere? Easier for everyone.

Sorry my comp was playing up. *winces*

Three times? Yup, not gonna happen.

Please exit using the 'X' on the left or right hand corner of your computer screen.

Thnx♥

hahaha

@#13....that's what I was thinking. Didn't Glitter or Glimmer tell her anything. Shit this one is bound to be a flop too.

Truthfully, I wasn't even sure she was still alive!

Things aren't looking too good for you here Grape.

grape, you're making (good God help me for saying this) danielle look good. You need to pretend that the word flammable doesn't exist anymore then chain smoke at a gas station. Feel free to spill a nice high octane puddle at your feet.

Now excuse me, I have to go dip my fingers in lye.

well, this was.......boring.

I hate it when my husband posts a comment after we have sex.

FAT DISGUSTING WHORE

It's funny watching greasy boffins use this page as a way to try and convince people they are normal.

What's a greasy boffin? Is this another wacky Southern dish?

Danielle is wanted in 6 states for unatural acts with farm animals.

Just sayin...

@95 I would call you "grape nuts" Wally, but we all know you don't have those.......

She thinks she is the "new improved white" because she can claim a mix somewhere down the road. Most people can. She's in love with her mirror, has lost touch with reality regarding her fat and her talent and is more disgusting than Paris. Mariah thinks she is a goddess but really she's a poser with a nutcase personality. Paris is a pretty slut who thinks she's a pretty slut.

Used & abused meat.

YOU GOTTA MAKE IT DO WHAT IT DO BABY
THIS IS SUCH A MARIAH MOVE ;)
I MEAN SERIOUSLY MARIAH CAREY IN ECONOMY LMAO!! SHE HAS A G5 BEACHES!! SHE PROBABLY JUST FLEW ON THE TENNESSE PLANE LIKE THE TEAM BUS OR SOMETHING.

The biggest mystery in the universe: Which is the bigger idiot - Paris, Britney, Lindsay or Mariah? As far as sheer stupid goes, Mariah might have an edge. Especially is it were measured by weight.
But good ole Brit's making a game of it.

96--D'oh--Greasy Boffin is when you get all oiled up and start doing the hippity-dippity with the one you love....if you catch my drift.

WHITEGOLD, I'm curious why you didn't feel compelled to go on a 15 post,25 paragraphs each, rant about #41's use of the word nigger.............or are those just reserved for me?????

I'm really losing respect for this girl. I liked her because she could sing, but this is ridiculous. Economy seats hurts your ass too. I don't know they would make her fly in economy class in the first place though when she can probably own her own plane.. she's a friggin millionair...

Write about stupid male celebrities for once, you misogynist piece of shit.

Hahaha, But I still love her.

She could be a little dramatic, but that's what makes her a great diva :D

Hahaha, I still love her.

She's extravagant and dramatic. That's what makes her a DIVA!! :D

ha ha....why not just upgrade to first?

I LOVE YOU CALL ME 347-919-5319 MARIAH