Feb 5 2007Jennifer Lopez gets humped by Marc Anthony on stage

r.e. zombies...see pic three jumbotron image.

Ew

i think he's actually trying to steal the mic. keeping Jlo in the attic proved insufficient to distract latino audiences from his rival...

And when he finishes eating her brains, she'll be ready for Scientology.

I hate her guts, yet for some reason I would still fuck the taste out of her mouth.

It's hard being a guy.

No wonder they have problems getting pregnant! Note to J-Lo you don't need Scientology you need to do it naked and actually penetrate, I understand you may not want to have sex with a mutant but if you want kids than you need to stop clothesfaqing

p.s. he's so gross...

I don't like him here
I don't like him on HBO's Rome
I would like to hump her

I have a feeling this guy has a microscopic dick. And when they're having sex, he's screaming for her to climax with him and she's just laying there, wishing it was Ben and reminding herself to set an appointment the next day for a manicure. Then he spasms, making a face like a rat who just found a big hunk of cheese. He rolls over, exhausted and happy, and asks "Was it as good for you as it was for me, Jennifer?" I have a feeling she just glares at him, takes some strong prescription sleep aid, and says "I told you to call me JLo, bitch."

OMG! I just spat my cereal all over my computer...that is the funniest thing I've ever seen...he looks exactly like a zombie!!

Pic #2 - WTF is with that nasy "dress" she's got on. Looks like something Whitney Houston would have worn back in the 80's.

Pic #4 - Sieg Heil!

My wife says he is sexy. Of course, she says I make Brad Pitt look like an ugly wheenie-fag, so go figure. I guess I'm one lucky guy...

I think the fucker looks like he is dying (dead) of AIDS. However, I would agree with the whole "zombie mutant" description too.

And what about her huge, rotundant ass? I mean, she should be required by Homeland Defense to register it as a weapon of mass destruction. Let's send J Lo to Badghdad and have her swing that shit around. Our boys'll be home within weeks. Have her sing and the enemy will commit mass-suicide - let's win this one for the Gipper!

Soooooo gross! She'll do anything to resurect her
dying career including becoming a Scientologist.
She's a media whore.

i like her very much. and, unfortunately, the a fact that her carrer is dying is real

People should never make the fuck face in public. Period. I don't care if you're a zombie or not.

AFJ!!! I miss your blog, Xanga fucking sucks. Please get a new place soon?? im going into DT bastard! :)

P.s - if Jlo and Zombie Anthony have a child, it will be like Suri cruise twin.. ALIEN BABIES INVADE

I prefer their vocal group - the Crypt Kicker Five.

Wow, he does look like the undead. With a really nice watch. I sorta like her dress. It's not the worst I've ever seen her. That one picture of them kissing looks like he's trying to eat her face; won't help dispel the rumors of his zombification. And why do celebrity couples feel the need to slobber all over each other onstage? We get it, you're fucking, big deal, let's move on. Either their marriage is a constant clash of giant egos, or their giant egos cancel each other out. Only time will tell.

What's the big deal? Donnie & Marie were doing these same moves back in the '70's.

He could fit in one of her thunder thigh stockings.

Donnie was humping Marie??

#19 pinky- LOL!!
Alright wtf is the deal... it is sort of a "famous" urban legend that Marc Anhtony is very well-edowed, but damn that skinny fucker is ugly as a cadaver. She always looks good and healthy, Hey, maybe he is trying to suck the health/life outta her, I don't know.

ooooh my lord. that first picture is gonna give me nightmares. you just KNOW thats his sexface. ugh. puke.

#16 - we're all hanging out here, for now...everybody's invited!

he was just starting to look less mutant-like
these days and whaddya know, he's back to
his shivering chiwawa look.(i cant spell that word for shit)
God damnit he's one ugly fucker.

#23- His sex face?? 0_o?

J Lo just orgasmed at the sound of her own voice!

Now I get it ... she just wanted someone to appreciate her as much as she does!

In pic #1 she has his johnson in a "death grip". Ewwww

He reminds me of a teeny-tiny dog trying desperatly to leg hump a much bigger bitch...

I will NEVER understand this unholy union. That man is disgusting on so many levels.

Looks like a miniature Frankenstein monster straddling a disco singer.

pic #1 what the hell is she grabbing? The material of his pants or his hollow ass?

He's the palest Latino I have ever fucking seen.

Her love life makes me sad. Knowing that you weigh more than your husband sucks but being married to a skeleton now that is just sad.

There's no way he has a big schlong. He's about 5' tall with tiny hands and feet. MICRODICK, people... it's called a MICRODICK..also known as the nanopole.

Geez that guy looks like a chode.

Ugh, now that's some creepy looking shit right there. It's best.....not to uh, dwell on it.

isn't ron jeremy really short with tiny hands and feet? p.s. my last boyfriend had very small hands for his body, and was nonetheless quite well-endowed.

but it's cute that you think you can tell. betcha walk around checking peoples' hands all day, thinking "phew, my dick is bigger than that guy's!" nice try. hehe.

isn't ron jeremy really short with tiny hands and feet? p.s. my last boyfriend had very small hands for his body, and was nonetheless quite well-endowed.

but it's cute that you think you can tell. betcha walk around checking peoples' hands all day, thinking "phew, my dick is bigger than that guy's!" nice try. hehe.

YUCKY. He looks like Voldemort when he was that nasty pasty unholy-baby-thing.

#38 - Actually, I do that and up until now I felt a lot better about me. THANKS.

You heard it here first---I give Britney Spears one year before she looks exactly like Marc Anthony. I really think I'm on to something here.

A media whore? You're too polite. And I always think that over-the-top public displays of affection (PDAs) are just a pathetic attempt to convince others (and yourself) "how much in love" you are.

Holy Molly!Skeletor has urgent needs!

giggledygoop: agreed... remember michael jaxon and the princess of rock? shiver...

dead stoner: you oughtn't fret, my pet. unless you do have a micropenis, the fact that she won't cum without clitoral stimulation is her "fault." friction is more important than pressure...

In the first pic,Jennifer is trying to grap and twist his little boner to back him off.

well, i suppose you could be doing it in the wrong rhythm. rhythm is key. or you could be saying horrible things to her to crush her belief in true love, so that she feels only like a commodity. but hey, miracles are miracles because they are concievably impossible. the more you shit on her faith, the more it's continuation is a true testament to its power. but that's kind of like saying that God beats hardest the dogs he loves best, which is kind of creepy.

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He looks like he is cumming on the back of her dress

#5 - "It's hard being a guy" your boyfriend tell you that?

(45)Jennifer does this because the guy got already overexcited while she didn't finish her song yet.

How would you descripe his face expression?Pleasure or pain?

his expression is the absolute ebullience of passion, suspended just before the abyss of climax

Bad bad dog!

so... absolute pleasure faced with the prospect of absolute despair

She probably knows exactly how to satisfy this guy...

bad doggy!

umm...woof?

I suspect Marc Anthony would hump a knothole full of surly bees if he thought it would let him.

according to the advertisement below this article on the main page...JLo wants ME to be a glow girl!

irony!

What is she doing with him?! I don't think MA would know the first thing about how to handle J-Lo. After all the blocks J-Lo has been around, how can MA possibly keep up with her?! They look friggin horrible next to each other also!!!

Did anyone see the episode of 30 Rock, where the blonde chick quasi-hooks up with the inbreed prince of Austria? For some reason, seeing J-Lo with MA standing next to her really brings back images of that blonde girl with the inbreed prince.

I mean,doesn't Marc Anthony understand she's having an intimate moment with the microphone?He should understand this kind of things.

Amazing how her forehead did not wrinkle one bit during this mauling.

Parece que están teniendo un orgasmo XD

#16 - fuck that, AFJ is yesterday's news. My site will kick his scrawny mischabarton ass!

Its the new Steve and Eddie Gourmet

@62
Ha ha, I saw that one. That was seriously creepy with his little withered arms and legs! Was that Pee-Wee Herman? (is Paul Reubens his real name?)

Had a dog that did that a lot.

Shot him.

isnt that one of the zombies out of MJ's Thriller video?

I think they go great together. They are both ugly.

I think they go great together. They are both ugly.

he's the only person I know that is as ugly as Brian Peppers and yet she lets him go after her leg like my Collie (before he was "house broke") - basically my Collie is better looking and better mannered. And Taller.

Come *on*, folks! Even *zombies* need *luuuuv*!

That spick is as ugly as sin.

I'm so glad that horrible Latin explosion is over. They all sucked.

The latin Grammy's is such a joke.

He seriously looks like Mr. Peepers, the part human part monkey character from SNL.

That dude is sweaty and grey like a bratwurst grilled on one side for too long. I contracted hepatitis just thinking about it.

I think the large penis theory must be true. A guy looking like that got a Miss Universe and Jlo to marry him?

Aww. These two still do shows? That's cute.

He looks like a 1/2 nigger.

Eew that's disgusting! Some of us are trying to drink here.

The fact that that fur wearing, talentless, insipid, bitch cannot procreate is proof enough that there is, in fact, a God.

What year was this picture taken, 1974?
Oh, my God, could that be why he looks so Zombie-like. They froze him back in the 70s, then deep dried him a few years ago. That'd explain the shirt.

He really is hideous...all pale and sweaty and gross...it looks like she's trying to grab his pant-leg and pull him off her. Is anyone else as sick of these two as I am? Nobody wants to see them sing together, make out on stage, talk about "how in love" they are or even hear thier names mentioned at all.ever....they both need to go drink some antifreeze.

His arm looks limp as a rag.All power is gone.

I won't be surprised if actually Marc anthony is hanging like a puppet to a robe which is connected somewhere above the stage.If it's like that,i guess Jennifer is having the controlstick in her hand.

A rat chewing on a decaying corpse in a sewer is more attractive than this little skeezer runt ass boychild. Anyone remember him in some forgettable films in the late 80's-early 90's? He must weigh like 80 lbs. soaking wet. I've seen 12 yr olds with more manliness.

I'm convinced women marry little boy-males like this one as they pose no physical threat, and are like accessories. Or something. JLo could sit on his face on accident on purpose and smother him if he acts up. I can picture his whole little head slipping up her snatch and him gasping for air, croaking and she not noticing as her huge rump muffled his death rattles.

Oh, one can dream, can't one??

jennifer needs to go away Marc can stay; he actually can sing. miss thing on the other hand needs to go somwhere i can't stand her

jennifer needs to go away Marc can stay; he actually can sing. miss thing on the other hand needs to go somwhere i can't stand her

Marc Anthony is possibly THE grossest human being ever to have lived. How anyone finds him even remotely attractive is beyond me. More than that, my favorite Looney Tunes...'Feed the Kitty' is forever tainted. That said, he's well suited for Jennifer Lopez.

lol, is he that desperate? someone should let him know he's married to her

He really does look like a corpse. Ugh these tiny nerdy guys who marry gigantic supermodel actree types. Odd couples are starting to become the norm.

Annoying Pseud that is a really disturbing image.

how dare you have a baby now your to pretty for that shit you no you were lovi ng it when marc stuck his dick in your hole

how dare you have a baby now your to pretty for that shit you no you were lovi ng it when marc stuck his dick in your hole

how dare you have a baby now your to pretty for that shit you no you were lovi ng it when marc stuck his dick in your hole