Feb 20 2007Lindsay Lohan leaves rehab, looks super refreshed

Except for the bruise over her eye from her pimp. First!

ugh ......... real nice. It's good to see she was able get the help that she needed.

when is she going to get HIV?

...i'm serious.

Third?

Isn't that the lady from Something About Mary... Magda is it?

It's nice to see her taking rehab so seriously....I mean who doesn't need a break from all that hard work for a few shots of tequila and a couple of red bulls.

can she just die already? if she does it soon we could even push it to the back pages while the ANS debacle rages on.

She looks like one of those big crumbs that fall out when you turn your toaster upsidedown.

No way is the beautious Lindsay back to boozing it up. You need to be on meth, 2 packs of Camel unfiltered a day, along with a fifth of bourbon to look that hot.

BTW, since Lohan is so fashion conscious, shouldn't she also be shaving her head right about now?

UM, if I ever became a junkie/alcoholic, I believe this picture would make me NOT want to go to rehab. She looks more strung out then when she went in...and that's saying something. She looks like she has a severe case of jaundice.

god damn, the world would be a much better place without all these white trash celebrity fuckups.

but then again, what would we talk about if they didn't exist?

I like tater tots

Damn, she looks hot, yo.

Can't help observing that LL is a dozen years younger than Tara Reid.

Her face reminds me of my old baseball glove growing up.

Yes but did she shave her head? I think not. So Britney still wins. C'mon Lindsay, let's see you top the scary clown and the bald puker. Do something already!

Damn, Orangina. Wash your fucking face already. Take the lesson from the late KennyKenny-if you never wash it and just keep piling on more makeup before you go out every night, you will die.

Or maybe it was the AIDS. Either way.

COCAINE.

She picked the wrong time to drop out. To get attention now she needs to top a shaved head stoned clown undergoing postmortem decomposition. She'll need to take it up a notch and give a butt flash where Paris' head is popping out of her bunghole in a silent scream.

stop eating carrots!

clubbing the weekend you get out of rehab?

Everything is just a messed up joke with these little starlet twits.

Gotta love group therapy in rehab - now Lindsay knows where to buy the really good stuff.

OK EVERYBODY, NOW.....SAY IT WITH ME.

SHE IS ONLY 20 YEARS OLD!

I still can't fucking believe that. She looks older than dirt. She is what, like 15 year younger than Charlize Theron and CT looks about 20 years younger than her.

Jesus Christ, what the fuck did they DO to her in there?!?
Is that some kind of new therapy for addicts? Get em off drugs, but replace with tanning? I can see why she went clubbing- to try to forget how ridiculous she looks.

she probably left because she realized her sudden "addiction" and "recovery" ploy was g-rated compared to the shit we've witnessed in hollywood over the last 30 days. i'm wagering she'll re-enter rehab when the ANS and BS hype calms down. i mean you can't compete with a dead broad and a sex change...

furthurmore, LL does NOT have a problem with alcohol. definitely not one that requires rehab. what she needs is a slap in the mouth from an adult who gives a damn about her... certainly not her whore of a mother or her incarciarated father. die already lohan.

That is refreshed? Looks like she did time in the big house and was abused by her fellow inmates. Yikes! I give her to the weekend to be photographed at a club with a drink in one paw and a cigarette in the other paw. Why aren't these clubs being fined for serving minors?

Wow, fresh as a daisy.

Not a good promo for Wonderland Center.

# 17 maybe she'll take after britney .. when everyone was saying goddamn just wash ur hair! and then she shaved it off. maybe lindsay will just shave her face off.. she might look better

clubbing????
people?
seals?

# 25 AMEN!!!
Heh heh....Britney Spears is BS

The HELL that poor child must have gone through waiting out those last days until she could go get stoned again.

Why do we even give a freaking crap about her...she is fugly!!! she looks like a frog..why are ppl obsessed with her?

britney spears is a goddess compared to her, which isn't much to say!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW... she looks like she's flaky... and not in her usual sense...

-jess

@32. You're right. She has the body of a god... buda.

Not to be outdone by Anna Nicole Smith, Lindsay has put herself on the fast track to oblivion.

Rehab, like all of psychiatry and psychology, is based on psuedoscience. She will be cured of her drug demons only when she accepts Our Lord Jesus Christ as her personal Savior.

Cocaine's a helluva drug

If she wasn't in Hollywood her teeth would match her face.

You know its a messed up world when Tara Reid looks normal.

Last stop in the road to ultimate rehab:

L.A. County Morgue

HO YEAH!

This reminds me...has anyone seen a post from Danielle, lately? I was hoping to catch up to her for calling me a prick.

Man, that is fugly... white bitches, stop tanning and/or using the fake bake. It looks like shit.

I'm almost 20 and I've never gotten drunk, done drugs OR been to rehab. Damn you Lindsay for making me feel so lazy!

I want to be like just like her. What do I start with first? The Ompa Lompa self tanning cream?

Let's hear it for the upcoming overcompensation!

Um...ew. I am 20 and am starting to feel really stable right about now. Look how greasy she is.

Richport, you are so going to hell :)

#46 - Now which RicPort do you mean? Me, or the dickhead that likes to post as me after sacrificing yet another gerbil to his exit hole? Please be more specific.

I think when referring to rehab in regards to Lindsay, one must always use quotations marks (as in "rehab") and air quotes are acceptable in verbal conversation. However, when calling her a cokehead crispy burnt up whore, quotation marks needn't be applied.

Oh, and to #8:

Nice one. I just fell out of my chair :)

#14 - Good observation - Tara is 31 and looks 51. LiLo is 20 and looks 60! WTFF?!?

#34 - Budda (or Bhudda - both seem to be common spellings nowadays) ... but you got your point across. LOL.

#43 - That's "Oompa Loompa". And not nearly as funny as #34.

dammit ... Wally spoke to Edna and taught her how to troll. Thanks to #36, this site is on its last leg now. Please p0nk, PrettyBaby and jrz - help save this blog from utter catastrophe!

#47

(crickets)

#48 - well put! LMAO.

That's a pic of Linds from her latest feature, Junkie Zombie Whore. She just got out of makeup.

#47

(Danielle's panty crickets)

Everybody hates Lindsay Lohan! Enough said.

#50 - Now what good would that do? The idiot would just log in as them, as he often does. This is apparently what happens when immediate family members breed: low self esteem, idiocy, lack of originality, and a small dick.

@53... Oh, come on now. She wouldn't need make-up for that role. She's a natural.

She's ONLY 20?!?!?!

#50 - This site isn't on its last legs, far from it. It's about making fun of obnoxious celebrities and god knows they're doing their part to supply us with material. We're in an incredible groove right now. Some of the older "regulars" have gone into grumpy old man mode and constantly bitch about how things aren't as they used to be in the grande olden days. Couldn't be more irrelevant.

ah, poor baby getting trolled?

So....was she even in there for a whole month? And who did she go clubbing with? And where are the pictures of her clubbing? Did she wear panties? Was her hair up or down? Was she drinking seltzer water or tequila? Did she go out back for a smoke at all and then start doing karate kicks? I need to know these things. I'm thinking about going to rehab too, although I don't think the rehab I could afford would have a tanning bed......screw it, I'm going downtown on my lunch break and score some smack...

BE ADEQUITE!

also...20? she's set to be the new quick but dimly lit star to burn out and die. now I admit I partied harder than her at 20, but if I had cameras on my every move 24-7...not so much.

Jrz, Rich, and any other Grumpy Old Regulars: where the hell is everyone? Haven't checked in for a few weeks, stopped by today and had to read through dozens of pathetic posts completely devoid of humor, intelligence, or any of the divine hatred of the Grande Olden Days.

Did PHN launch? Is that where the funny people went?

Please advise,

Mrs. T

If she's fresh out of rehab, why does she have major dark circles under her eyes? I highly doubt she will be able to maintain sobriety at the age of 20 unless she reached a rock bottom. The fact that she throws herself into the club scene right after rehab is a sign that she did not heed the warnings about people, places, and things. You just don't dive right back into the fire. Don't pick up, go to meetings, and call your sponsor now!

Skankilicious.

"BE ADEQUITE!"

Ha ha :D

My cat had the same "refreshed" expression after puking up a hair ball the other day... Except he still looked good doing it

I do have to say, THAT headline combined with THAT particular picture was definitly a great match. Hats off to you on that one Superfish guy.

Hmmm, Superfish seems like it would be a good name of Lohan too. I can't imagine she's too clean down there.

Maybe Britney will give her some helpful post-rehab haircare tips.

Well, I'll be damned, it is, "Oompa Loompa." Sorry about that folks! I've been up for like 27 hours or so. Not in the right frame of mind.

I'll bet with that orange glow you can see her from the Space Shuttle.

Holy shit- Complete with a bloody nostril.
That's hot.

#64 - We have a bevy of trolls here hell bent on sucking the life out of these threads. I think they stepped on one of our toes once, got served, then became obsessed with commenting stupid shit as us. You've been here a while so you know it's all cyclical... the trolls will probably be bored around April, about the time their Katrina benefits run out.

Let me explain something to this poor girl. I'm a readhead too. I'm 33 and I learned at a very young age that our type of skin is the MOST likely to wrinkle quickly. There's just no damned pigment. So, the moral of this story is, Lindsay is what? 20? and she's already got the leathery skin (complete with forehead wrinkles!) of someone much older. She's gonna look like an old purse in the matter of a few years. Mark my words....

#74 For Realz? Their benefits run out in April? Praise Baby Jesus - so damn many of them live in my apartment complex.

#75 Burungi

Amen!

Her mom should have been slathering sun screen on her since birth. The fact that she is constantly out in the sun......it's gonna be really really ugly in a few years.

God, I actually feel bad for her. She used to be so cute. Now she just looks like the starving vampire right before she feeds from a virgin.

Something must be wrong with me. I better go shave my head and get into rehab. Or shave my rehab and get into head. Where's my greasepaint?

#56 & 59 - Rich (the REAL one): you know that I've always had your back against Wally because you are a riot. Unfortunately, his persistence at shadowing you is diluting your personality. I for one am weary, and I wish that TypeKey would get their shit together & fix their shit so that they could actually offer what they claim.

As for JulieBell - "the older "regulars" have gone into grumpy old man mode and constantly bitch about how things aren't as they used to be in the grande olden days. Couldn't be more irrelevant": you couldn't be more wrong! The older regulars are tired of Wally & his minions trolling so regularly. So they don't come around much anymore. If you don't know what I'm talking about, go watch the end of "The Matrix Revolutions". Too many Smith's running around here for Neo to handle.

Even DamYell doesn't show up as often, and then she gets trolled, and that's completely pathetic.

These McRehab centers don't seem to work very well.

#71 - You are forgiven.
;^)

LL: "I just got out of rehab! WOOO!"
FRIEND: "Awesome! What are you gonna do now?"
LL: "DRINK UNTIL I PASS OUT!"
F: "..."
LL: "We are so gonna hit some clubs."
F: "Lindsay--"
LL: "--I LOOK 3 YEARS OLDER! Awesome! Now I can pass for 21!"

She's the ugliest chick in Hollywood. Damn, what's w/ that face: the freckels, the dark/bushy weird shaped brows, the orange skin, the puny lips, and she also has small "pebble-like" baby teeth that are stained from the constant stream of smokes. No wonder she gets shot down by every guy in Hollywood she decides to stalk. She needs to just get a whole new face (face transplant), but I don't know what they can do for that old leathery billions of freckels laden skin.

She looks like Paul Stanley from KISS.

mrs.t - we missed you! (who are you, again?) re: jrz, rich, and the rest, they've been replaced by trolls. web 2.0, dontcha know. upgrades are always upsetting to the older folk - they get agitated when they don't see sameold-sameold - but it's much better. try to hang on and appreciate the new, but if not, well...we didn't really notice when you left, anyway :)

She's so ORANGE! She really needs to lay off the cheap, spray-on tanner. Instead, work on getting those ugly Ginger freckles removed, whore.

we all have bad pictures, right?

...right?

::chirp::

Yes we all have bad pics but she never looked this bad before.

What the hell happened to her in rehab?

I mean, shhhhiiiit.

She.....looks.....like.....SHIT!! I want my money back!

id hit it

I hate to say this, but I'd fuck that slut and spunk on her face just to show her what a worthless whore she really is.

Welcome back Hohan - seeing how awful you look even though you're 5 years younger than me and a hell of a lot richer makes me feel really good about myself.Thanks sweetie!

Lindsay had to leave so Britney could come in, or someone would have died!

I almost forgot hohan,congratulations with your rehabilitation.

You girls are killing me and the company i'm working for also.Although it's all my own responsibility.I got to work now.

someone said...You need to be on meth, 2 packs of Camel unfiltered a day, along with a fifth of bourbon to look that hot.

pah... we spit on your excesses...

if you want to abuse yourself
lets get it on...

...to the end : )

see you soon
...and beyond : )

Memories are coming up when i see this photo.She remembers me on my neighbor years ago,always ringing at my door late in the evening for a cup of sugar to borrow.

this is seriously stupid. In all honesty. I think she's going down a bad road but the need to sit and gawk at her and make rude comments towards her is only going to give her more attention for the wrong kind of actions. I think everyone needs to get a life and stop talking about some actress' lack of one.

hey come on instead of putting the girl down mabey we should support her on the road to recovery. Underneath all the glitz she's still just a person all she needs is a lil' love.

Ah, the wonders of rehab.

All I did was read the headline...and look down. The next step involved busting out into uncontrollable laughter! Hollywood is like....well...words can't describe how disgusting and lowlife it is....gross.

god, i hope she just ods one day and we don't have to hear anything more about her