Feb 1 2007Lindsay Lohan has a healthy appetite

God I love her idea of "style".

NOT!

Nice glasses.

Lindsay where have you been you alcoholic drug addict?

2nd

erm she scares me
"wabit" hehehehehehe

so whats the story here,shes wearing sunglasses?...arent there wars going on somewhere....

oh i get it white trash whore from new jersey gets out of rehab and eats a big mac...very redundant

Is anybody else imagining he asked her what she wanted, and since then she's been texting him round-the-clock with desires as they occur to her? Like his inbox is flooded with:

"leggings"
"reputation"
"tequila"
"my sistermom"
"cheap exploitative attention"
"maybe a lice check"
"McDonald's and sex"
"panties---wait, no"
"rum and coke"
"more coke (the smelly kind)"
"self-esteem"
"doe-eyed innocence"
"a hurricane of cocks in every orifice"

Are you sure it wasn't:

Sex IN McDonald's ????

You know Lindsay, always "making love" in fancy places.

i'm going to go clean my m-16 and wait for the pale horse

to bad she wasnt in that car moesha hit

God damnit, when are these stupid bitches going to stop wearing those big fucking sun-glasses.

Fuck you, Paris. For a lot of reasons, but mostly for starting this god damned trend. Fuck you. Fuck you, in your stupid ass.

Wow, dude sounds like a class act, all the way. Especially when he publicizes what this retarded and diseased twat tells him in confidence.

Still he should go to a clinic and get checked if he's been plowin' her.

I can believe this bitch! How low can you go to get some attention?

Why is she not wearing a bikini? I'm confused.

we create these people and we can destroy them,ignore them and they cease to be

Not even Applebee's or something with decent food. Just McDonald's mealworms on a bun... and sex.

I'm so sick of this foot-cramp it's not even funny...she doesn't need rehab for being a drug addict and alcoholic, she needs rehab for being a media whore!!!
Save rehab for people who need it like my good friend Pete Doherty. Or me.

McDonald's and sex. MMMMM classy. How about Bud with that too? Is that rehab place just like somewhere else to hang out at night?

Seriously....when did Lindsay turn into one of Michael Jackson's children?

Looks like Homegirl's dropped some weight since she's been in Rehab. Although in her case it should be called Prehab 'cause it ain't gonna take.

As for McDonald's and sex, that sounds like Tuesday to me. But that's just how I roll.

Looks like her career is circling the toilette bowl...

In a letter dated Jan. 18 and obtained by In Touch magazine, Michael Lohan (who is currently serving time in New York for a variety of crimes) wrote to his estranged daughter saying he was happy she was "gaining control of her life" and "starting anew."

At least she still has one fan, because the way things are going, the "Mean Girl" is losing her popularity fast.

According to the U.K. Sun, a number of Hollywood legends, including Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman, have told their agents to automatically turn down any film that already has Lindsay attached to it.

And apparently, Lohan's annoyed the other 12-steppers at the Wonderland Center. Sources revealed to TMZ.com that the actress is getting special treatment and treats rehab "as if it were a joke."

Hey she could be a reformed character now. All you bitches should give her a break!

Anyone else confused by the fact that while she's wearing one pair of sunglasses she clutches another in her hand??? Come on, really?!?!

Wow she actually doesn't look terrible here for once. She's not a fiery carrot-top, her tits aren't hanging out all over the place and neither is her cooch. She doesn't look totally drunk either.
Maybe she's actually making progress. Or she's stoned out of her mind and we just can't see because of the shades.

Sick. Of. Her. NnnnnnnnnnnnnnnEXT!

@19: "Blanket." Heee!

she has lego man legs = short and square but i would still do drugs with her

that lil sis looks like she has the rickets.

That sick white trash fam needs some vitamins, pronto...for people on the go!

One would think she'd be more partial to In n' Out Burger.

why why oh why???? She just had to come did she?

If Linds really wants publicity she should get out her 'Lite Bright' sets and place them around a few bridges.

I'd like to buy her a 6 piece order of the Chicken McKillyourself.

I can provide both.

Lindsay.........give me a call.

I feel bad that her family is such trash.

I hope her parents blame themselves completely for her becoming such a hoebag.

Its so classic, he father is a fucking dipshit criminal with no self control and low and behold she goes after any man who will look at her and is dying for attention.

Whatever happened to good child stars like...like...Ron Howard?

29 OHHHHHHH SNAP!!!

I KNEW IT!! When my uncle looked out in the field and saw some nekid guy pushin' his groin thru the furrows, I told him it looked like some kind of messed up sex act. My uncle went to grab the guy but that skinny guy was already runnin' off holdin' his laptop over his head and gruntin' UR UR UR. NOW BARBADOSLIM ADMITS TO "PLOWIN'"

So Starbucks is selling coffee with liquor in it now?

@32 LMAO. She needs two orders

@32 LMAO. She needs two orders to be sure

@32 LMAO

hey ali :)
big sis putting you out there? :)

tell her to step up first
she's doin' ok
[who said charity?]
[[...and who said afica?]]

oh... nobody reads this shit aNYWAY

you only live once
and i';m living 4 today?

wow, slow news day i guess. if she had snuck out of rehab, got high, and had Brody Jenner administer a mcdonald's soft-serve enema to her as foreplay, *that* would have been a story.

@36 Heh, that's just my typical Wednesday night dude.

It's common knowledge ...

If you're chompin' down on a Big Mac while you have sex, I'd go out on a limb and say that sex with you probably sucks.

With her clothes on she's not looking that bad...

(45)Just kidding!

I wonder what she is going to do when blue-grey and black are not in fashion anymore. She'll still be wearing that shit in the dead heat of summer. Yes Lindsay we KNOW grey makes your eye color stand out against your fake-tanned skin!! Jeesh..... beat us over the head with it!!!!!!!!

Look at the two last photos.These photographers haven't seen such a alien yet wearing a burka-like coat.To make sure they believe them,they made photos for back home.

Finally, Lindsay Lohan and I are in agreement on something... ;)

It's so sad that these people are more famous for their fucked up lives than their on screen movie careers....I don't get it, is this the only way to get publicity in Hollywood these days??

ok...thanks!

Wasn't there a song about this? No wait, that was sex and CANDY. My bad.

She's such a whore. Why hasn't anyone scalped that bitch yet?

Oh, and #32... I just died laughing. Thank you.

Clearly she meant Ronald McDonald sex, with the special kind of secret sauce she likes.

I love how she's acting like she's stuck in lockdown rehab..like she can't walk out of that place any time she likes(again) and get herself a Filet-o-Fish and a man whore.

How can anyone knock McDonalds n' Sex?

That sounds like heaven. And it's obviously safer for the children than Brandy on our highways. Or than cracked out Pete Dougherty(on vacation)in a motel room.

hmm, she didnt mention cocaine....WHAT HAVE YOU DONE REHAB?!?!?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HER????

dammit, I actually want her clothes!!!

...but what the hell's going on with that trench coat?

Ho on the loose looking for penis. Get a good grip there Lindzer and suck hard for the prize.

Ho it up Lindzer, ho it up. (Paris and co. are trying to take your ho title. Don't give up without a fight.)

her pants are way to fucking long. can she not get a fucking tailor.

and her boots are fashionably worn. lame.

Mmmm mmm.. chicken mcnuggets and cum slurpees..

Hey, she had her appendix out and hours later, after abdominal surgery, she was partying, and has displayed no scars at all in a bikini afterwards.
So I totally believe she's in rehab.
Really.
Honestly, I do.

You would think at this point that someone, somewhere, would have the goddamn sense to take that fucking text-device away from her. Has she ever sent anything even adiquite from it?

LILO STEP AWAY FROM THE BLACKBERRY

#61 ha ha ha ha ha :-))

I mean really, why the uproar?

Isn't McDonald's and sex really what all red blooded Americans want?

The reason for her easy association of sex and McDonalds is because sex with Lindsay is like McDonalds. It's cheap, quick, fills you with remorse and gives you the shits two hours later.

Lindsay is a BABE - she's just a fucking mess. Paris is a skanky tranny that is a fucking diseased mess. Britney is Brandon Davis' true love match and they're both a fucking mess. But Lindsay, Lindsay is actually and truly pretty.

#43 - and I blame you for this, too: DEER PARK, N.Y. — That's going to leave a mark.

Five Deer Park teens have been arrested since October for "fence plowing," the latest rage among certain Long Island youths, according to Suffolk County police. The concept is simple: Pick out a fence, run toward it at high speed, and launch yourself like a missile to plow through the wood.

Another 10 fence plowing incidents are still under investigation in the Deer Park area, police said. The arrests were made after the suspects were caught on a surveillance camera installed by a home owner whose fence was plowed five times, police said.

The identities of the suspects were not made public. Along with bruises, the arrests could leave a mark on the suspects' permanent records: Police said some face felony criminal mischief charges.

Lt. Robert Edwards, commander of the Suffolk First Precinct in West Babylon, said the teens got the idea after seeing videos of other fence-plowing stunts on the Internet. He did not know if the teens in Deer Park posted any videos of the vandalism.

wow, why doesn't she swing by ronald mcdonald's place and have both at the same time?