Feb 2 2007Linday Lohan and Paris Hilton are terrible actors

God!!! Can we please stop talking about these two? Please?

They both have the mental capacities of brain damaged lemmings.

Why they still hire them for movies!!!??
Some people are waking up in hollywood like Jack Nicholson

#2 -- What has Jack Nicholson done that makes you think he's "woken up"?

pic#2..that fat white whale is truley picking out a crab in broad daylight and according to Paris' expression, crabby was holding on for dear life.

Paris Hilton using the N word, calling some guy a fag, and calling an asian guy a chink...She needs the Gibson/Richards/Washington treatment, no? check out the video!

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/even-more-of-paris-hiltons-crap.html

Paris probably thinks this 'job thing' is a bit pointless and time-consuming.
But it's great to hear at least Lind's coach is sober.

i'd rather see bea arthur in that outfit

Oops...

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/ even-more-of-paris-hiltons-crap.html

that blonde woman on the left has a great job - paris' official penis adjuster

she looks like Big Bird on Easter Sunday.

too much tanning and bleach gives her an overall yellow/orage aura, and all the pastels only make her look more ridiculous.

and her huge spare tires + buttlessness give her that dumpy pear-on-stilts shape.

yellow/orange

Paris Hil-TON is getting fat roles around her mid-section. You're fat Paris. Maybe you'll read this post and decide to pull a Tyra Banks nation wide telecast brainwashing and forcing the world to believe you are not fat

She is a notorious stoner (among other things). Short term memory much?

we don't hate tyra cause she's fat.

we hate her because she the most world-famous body-selling whore, precisely because she had a barbie-body, and now that her "product" is deformed beyond recognition, she refuses to leave the stage, like a greedy lunatic trying to milk a dead cash-cow.

here comes the HOOK, FATTY!

Does anyone else think that Paris looks like a tranny?

assless pear on stilts...

tranny, maybe. big bird, definately.

How can this bitch be skinny and out of shape at the same time? She has the muscle tone of a fucking jellyfish. Hey Paris, take the cock out of your mouth and do some freaking sit-ups for God's sake!!!! Dumb bitch.

Why in the hell was Paris even hired to begin with? I mean, come on. The broad leaked a sex tape and even THAT was boring. All she had to do was have sex..and she even made THAT a bore. Giving this broad actual lines to memorize is like asking a brick wall to do the electric slide.

Whatever idiot hired her lame ass should be the blame.

definitely

I still think she's got nice boobies.

Who ever said they were good?

I would still do her. I would ask her to be fucking quiet and not say a word but I would bang her for sure.

See this video of PARIS HILTON using the N WORD, calling some guy a FAG, and calling an asian guy a CHINK...She needs the Gibson/Richards/Isaiah treatment, no? check out the video, and BOYCOTT PARIS HILTON AND HER ADVERTISING SUPPORTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/even-more-of-paris-hiltons-crap.html

See this video of PARIS HILTON using the N WORD, calling some guy a FAG, and calling an asian guy a CHINK...She needs the Gibson/Richards/Isaiah treatment, no? check out the video, and BOYCOTT PARIS HILTON AND HER ADVERTISING SUPPORTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/even-more-of-paris-hiltons-crap.html

See this video of PARIS HILTON using the N WORD, calling some guy a FAG, and calling an asian guy a CHINK...She needs the Gibson/Richards/Isaiah treatment, no? check out the video, and BOYCOTT PARIS HILTON AND HER ADVERTISING SUPPORTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/even-more-of-paris-hiltons-crap.html

See this video of PARIS HILTON using the N WORD, calling some guy a FAG, and calling an asian guy a CHINK...She needs the Gibson/Richards/Isaiah treatment, no? check out the video, and BOYCOTT PARIS HILTON AND HER ADVERTISING SUPPORTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/even-more-of-paris-hiltons-crap.html

See this video of PARIS HILTON using the N WORD, calling some guy a FAG, and calling an asian guy a CHINK...She needs the Gibson/Richards/Isaiah treatment, no? check out the video, and BOYCOTT PARIS HILTON AND HER ADVERTISING SUPPORTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/even-more-of-paris-hiltons-crap.html

#17 - What would you consider an interesting sex tape? And no, nothing from Animal Planet counts...

I think she looks hot, and I would like to bone her today

#22.

Your birth...oh wait, that WAS on Animal Planet.

Nevermind.

Why do people still hire Lohan? She has proven that she can't get an audience into the theater, her last 4 movies have bombed. My guess is that the contract to do this movie was signed two years ago.

The fact that already stars like Nicholson and Freeman are telling their agencies they won't consider any movie she is tied to SHOULD show her that she needs to bust her ass proving she is a good, professional actress on this movie. She can't even do that. What a douche.

I say we give Lohan and Hilton to the Water Bondage guys. And, they have to keep them. We'll get them drunk and make them sign something that says they have to keep the pair of useless tools or we cut their peenies off. Hmmm... have to come up with something stronger. There are some things worse than having your peenies cut off. Maybe... Tough call, man.

who are the water bondage guys?

and what happened to the fergie story? anyonw?

Figuratively speaking, Paris looks decent and I'd hit that. Of course, that's only figuratively, because realistically hitting that isn't worth the annoyance and STD's that would accompany it. But still, you gotta admit, she isn't bad looking.

as for LL, everyone hates Lindsey Lohan!

Paris can only be expected to "do" lines, not "remember" them. She is such a piece of crap.

#24 - Your response was "my birth"? Are you even trying???

Lohan should be the one who feels the most ashamed. She seems DETERMINED to continue the Curse of the Child Star...even when her acting career seemed to show a little promise! I pretty much expect Paris to be a total failure as an actress just by looking at her resume...but Lohan? You coulda been a contender.

#31.

What? I thought that was a perfect example.

Okay, let me think.

Would that tape that you and Jrz made be "interesting" enough? I mean, even though you two were wearing ski masks and basically just fondled each other's hairy asses for all of 8 minutes, it still seems to fit perfectly in the "interesting" category.

Was that good enough? Because if it wasn't, I could always go back to your birth.

lol

Regarding Paris' flick, "The Hottie and the Nottie", who plays the Hottie?

#33 - It's like kicking a retard in the face and having her ask you for a hug every time she spits out another bloody tooth... or putting a stick in a cripple's wheelchair spokes and watching him cannonball across the room... you're probably an absolute sweetheart to everyone you meet, because there's no fucking way you'd survive on your wit.

Can we please stop hearing about these two? These pictures made me vomit a little in my mouth...

Rich, don't compare #33 to retards; it's not fair to the retards.

#37 don't spit it out, swallow it..all the vitamins are there

I'd still bang em both.

At the same time.

#36.

Awww, somebody's upset?

#38.

I don't even know why you're even on here to begin with. Comparing you to a crippled dwarf would probably be too nice.

Go stick your head in a toilet.

I truly believe you are secretly in love with these 2 and have a special room you go to and jerk off to their photos.

It's the only explanation for your complete and utter obsession. We get it already! Yawn...

Sometimes I get these urges to pork Ms. Hilton. I dunno why.

I think I need to go to Wonderland.

The thing that annoys me most about Paris and when I say most I mean there's an endless list that if i started it, it would continue for days if not weeks.
Its the fact that she really believes herself to be super hot. She is average looking at best and the only reason all these guys want to fuck her is because of her name. If she wasn't a 'Hilton' she would be on minimum wage and the only sex she would get would be with some fat greasy trucker round the back of the diner either during or after her shift.

# 35 UNWASHEDMASSES

LOL!!!!! Short, to the point, and fucking hilarious.

I don't care what she looks like I just want to bend her over and corn hole that ass!!

Love the shades.

I don't normally wish public executions on people, but I do on this filthy cuntrag.

More than George W, more than Rumsfeld or anybody else, she represents everything that is wrong with America right now. People look at her and see a rich, flabby, racist, criminally stupid, pathologically self-absorbed, useless consumer of the world's resources. Sound like a familiar stereotype?

If jihadists dump anthrax all over our asses tomorrow, I believe Paris Hilton will be at least a little bit to blame. And for that, she should die.

REPORTED!!

LOL

Where's Edna these days?

Hohan is a drunken whore actress. Paris is just a drunken whore. She can't act and I don't know why anyone would hire her for a movie. She is only qualified to do one of those commercials for Valtrex.

#17 I agree it was amazingly dull, it must be like having sex with a mannequin dummy. On second thoughts that's an insult to mannequinns and to dummy's in general.

If robotic sex totally devoid of passion is your thing then Paris is your girl.

@5...jrzmommy... Watched 'em. Paris is going to have to meet with a lot of 'community' members.

Why is that blonde woman undressing her at lunch?

I'm not gonna fault Paris for the boring sex video. As a guy, we take the lead in making sex look more exciting. If that had any talent at all he would have been able to make a much more interesting sex video.

* meant to say "if that 'guy' had any talent..."

If i had to put money on which of them is gonna build this working rocketship.It would be the mouse...I'm getting confused with all this sleng words.Is the word "nigger"about the same as "chink" is for chinese Americans?

I think it'd be great that while Lohan is sulking in her trailer and refusing to come out, the ENTIRE crew of her film quietly pack up and drive away.

I'd also like Paris to just pack up and drive away.

(56)I'm not talking about calling a guy a fag.

57: I'd like Paris to drive off a cliff.

If her father reads this,get the belt ready and call her up.

Who ever is funding "the hottie and the nottie" did they think that they were honestly making an Oscar-worthy movie here?
getting pissed for Paris not being able to
remeber her lines is like getting mad at a bull knocking shit over in a china closet.

And as an aside, Lindsay needs Jeebus, she thinks she's Barbara fucking Streisand. For someone as useless as her, she should be greatful she even gets to be in movies anymorelet alone sulk in her trailer.

I wonder how her ass is gonna looklike.A white trash ass with the red signatures of this versace belt...

I'm shocked oh my God they are acting like prima donnas I never thought it could be possible I thought Paris was a born actor and that Lindsay was a sweet girl what happened.............--all said in a monotone with glazed-over eyes.

#5 wasn't me gang.

#41 - Upset? The mentally challenged only upset me when they drool or attempt to speak. I'd love to see you in a sex tape, but you'd have film it in Mexico. Beastality is banned in the US and I wouldn't want whoever fucks you to get arrested.

#64, so I'm reading the comment and I'm thinking blah, here comes another uninspired beastility joke trying to infer that the person being insulted likes to have sex with animals. But then the joke ends with "I wouldn't want who fucks you get arrested" and I can't help but laugh. Funny stuff. Nice relatively original spin on an otherwise tired insult!

TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY, AND HUH, MMM... TRANNY.

thank you that is all.

#65 - I am a humanitarian... it's a curse.

#63 we couldn't care less if it was or wasn't

#68 - C'mon now, don't lie... you know you care.

Paris looks like she's wearing a witty little ensemble from Garanimals. I didn't know she shopped Sears.

i like the assistant's dainty picking of the herps (pinky out)...notice the full length sleeves to help protect the skin. What a fucking job.

Somehow i get the impression when these nasty and dumb bitchwhores are in some serious trouble again.They wanna make it up with Superfish again.Why are they doing this?

I think not all movies are made Oscar potential. Some are just crowd pleasers like everything on ABC family and lifetime those types. Or comedy action and kids movies The hottie or the nottie is an excellent example. They expect (or they did upon signing her) that guys and wannabe girls will flock to see it. I think Lindsay can act her personal life aside be realistic. That is like saying JFk wasn't a good president because he cheated on his wife.

#44, I totally agree!

WHAT!?!?!! LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOT A TERRIBLE ACTOR. SHES AN AMAZING COKEHEAD I MEAN ACTRESS

66. I am an expert on the matter. I know U.S. and Mexican law concerning bestiality quite well, having starred in more than a few paid performances with a Lipizzaner named "Mr. Ed" in Juarez.

Good times, ...

No one's said this yet. WHY are people touching her???? Don't they know the crabs are jumping onto new hosts in jubilation???

Paris is so unattractive and her features are just weird. Why does anyone find her appealing in any way? Most of all, why would anyone be willing to hang out with her at this point? Even if you got some money/ free shit out of it, it would not be worth spending time with her.

In the 4th small picture, it looks like she has some serious spider veins all over her legs. Also, what's the deal with her premature neck wrinkles??? I'm a 31-year-old woman, and I just looked in the mirror while turning my head like she has hers (yeah, weird, unnatural fakey-fake pose, big surprise there--she usually looks so genuine, right?), and my neck doesn't make those wrinkles. Granted, I sit on my couch sixteen hours a day and lie in bed the other eight and see about ten minutes of sunshine a week, but still, being an heiress and all, you'd think she'd spring for a little SPF and some laser vein removal.

Paris is able to do ONE THING that few others have ever been sucessful at and that is TO MAKE THIS NATION SINGLE-MINDEDLY "CONSIDER THE SOURCE". That is why she spews filthy words from her filthy mouth and everyone goes. Uh, yeah. It's like if I were Asian and she called me a chink, I would look her up and down and then say Uh,yeah.

#9 LMAO and at the same time, shed a tear for RichPort who would dearly love to have his own personal penis adjuster.... maybe that explains his vehemenence towards Paris - it's just pure jealousy.

LOOK AT PIC 3: She has to point her toes together when she concentrates so that the circuit will make a complete connection. Then when she gets up, the circuit is broken and she forgets her lines. If they take some copper wire and connect her big toes during her scenes, it should solve the problem.

"LINDAY Lohan and Paris Hilton are terrible actors"

That look on her face in the first pic kills me, the cheap-porn-chic, Evil Knieval/Elvis look, the bored, "I'll-suck-off-a-stranger" slack-jawed vacancy. But, she doesn't come off like a clean, high-class slut, she wipes come off, like a cheap bumpkin slut. And that gangliness and the put-on voice are very suggestive of transsexualism.
Some guys would hit that, I guess. Homosexual guys, mostly.

"Cheap bumpkin slut.

Hee hee hee hee heee :D

Thanks :)

message to the mailman and griffmill--- Youd bang her hey? Bit partial to herpes and being the 100oth screw of hers, after shes been with pedophiles and std carriers like joe francis. haha u guys have damn low standards

that last pic- she really does look like a tranny up close.

there are too many "cher" and "liza" for halloween, it would be easy for you flamers to dress up as this tranny and it might even get you into some really great nightclubs. come on you guys! i depend on you for my entertainment as I have no social life of my own. i work all the fucking time and will for at least one more year. Please have a "best gay guy as Paris" contest. you only have to simulate the stds' and you all get to sing "the stars are blind"...

like i said...if shes ever pregnant...im pushing her down a flight of stairs...and then pray for forgivness...only cause i plan on going to heaven...we can all be thankful shes going to hell.

She doesn't look even remotely close to fat or chubby to me!

she already looks old, wrinkled and unpleasant. terrible girl/woman/molly :D i dont even know how to call her.

I hope those three unfortunate souls are being paid vast sums of money to touch and stand more than the advised 50 feet away from the walking petri dish that is Paris.

Their jobs would qualify to be on that discovery channel show about dirty jobs nobody in their right mind would want to work...you know the one.

The Hottie and the Nottie?!? If that's not screaming blockbuster hit, I don't know what is.

If they both had shit in one hand and want in the other.

If they both had shit in one hand and want in the other.

o god she's so fat.

gee, thanks for the new flash - who actually pays these wrecks to show up?