Feb 8 2007Kirstie Alley is really skinny

Remember when Kirstie Alley went on Oprah in a bikini to prove how skinny she was? Only she wasn't skinny? Well she's still not skinny. I don't think 'plump' even covers it. After these pictures were taken Kirstie actually lifted her nose up, took a few sniffs in the air, and then ran down and ate the photographer. True story.

A bunch more of Kirstie Alley looking like the fist documented land whale after the jump.


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Memorial moment.

Something tells me that these are just really bad pictures....

It's her job to gain and lose weight. Doesn't anyone understand that?
Oh, right, they're all too busy calling her fat to care.

she still looks better than tory spelling.

Isn't it her job to "keep the weight off"?

People who wear superfluous belts should be shot by the fashion police. And she has a loooong way to go before hers becomes unsuperfluous. Yes I'm showing off. I can. My hips and ass don't threaten to throw my back out of whack when I walk.

While i wipe my tears away with some kleenex,thank you so much Superficial for allowing me to make the first comment.

I agree with #2. Most pictures of obnoxious slobs are just really bad (and by obnoxious slobs I am not referring to her weight). If you look closely at the second picture, it appears to the untrained eye that she perhaps ate Brittney Spears.

When did Fergie gain so much weight?

I can't make out what that says on her ass. The only part I can read is, "This vehicle make frequent ?????."

She's channeling the ghost of Shamooooooooooo.

This is seriously halarious...

I love that she claims she weighs 145 pounds...
uhm, more like 245.

The first pic is like she just got up and start to shave.

She should more to Japan and switch careers. Sumo wrestlers are revered there. She already has the belt. She just needs to lose the shirt and learn how to hand-fight.

Person on other end of phone: Paul Revere's, how may I help you?

I wonder what company hired her to put their name in panorama on her ass (pic 5&6).

(16)It's to SHOW their name *cough*.

#3 NicotineEyePatch

Are you stupid? I'm actually seriously asking that question. Because, it isn't her JOB to GAIN and lose weight. She has been hired by a company for weight loss. If she gets fat again it doesn't make their product look good. What are they going to say in their commercials? "Hey, Kirsty Ally lost some weight and then got fatter then ever on the Jenny Craig Program!"? yeah....don't think that one would go over so well.

Somebody get her a party hat.

Just remember: she couldn't've done it without the teachings of Scientology.

Can anyone confirm if she ate the cell phone?

#18 - How does one LOSE weight, as per contract, without first PUTTING IT ON? And how many times has she done this in the past, oh, say, fifteen years? She's been working for them since THE FIRST TIME she gained and lost the weight. Did you honestly think she could get any thinner than she was on Oprah a little while ago? She gets as thin as she can - then goes into exile and FUCKING MAWS! A few fat pictures leak - then fatter and fatter - then she goes back on the weight loss plan - presto! New Jenny Craig ads! New tabloid pictures of how thin she is!

Are you fucking stupid that you hadn't noticed this trend for the past fifteen years?

If she kept the weight off, she wouldn't have a job, ya fucking twit. Why do you think they've kept her on as a spokesperson all this time? Because she's not ashamed to put the weight on. Repeatedly.

Notice how the wide belt draws the attention to her waist ... except the belt is so wide it covers everything from the ass to the boobs, with a little flap down the front to cover the flap.

Oh, and the writting on her ass is Japanese for "WIDE LOAD".

they are just bad pictures. and an unflattering belt. only hella skinny people can wear those ridiculous belts. they make the rest of the non anorexic/bulimic population look fat and wide.


youre all a bunch of jackasses.

serena,

I'm fairly sure that's a weightlifter's belt. It's to protect her back when she scoops her tits off the floor into her bra.

Isn't that britney spears?

serena,

If it's so unflattering, maybe she shouldn't wear it then. btw, in case you didn't notice, you're on a site called THESUPERFIICAL. We'll laugh at her amazingly unflattering apparel and giant butt all we want, kthx.

Guess what else, dip? Not everyone who's slender is anorexic/bulimic, as much as I'm sure you'd love to belove they are so you can feel better about your giant rear end.

And lol at those pants with the emblem on the back. Guess she didn't get the memo those pants are supposed to be worn by girls who can actually pull it off (literally, even.. how does she squeeze out of those?) and can handle people staring at their butt.

I was wrong about the writing on her ass. Upon further review it says "Buick Century."

come on you bitter fuckers, she does look so much better than before.

so she is not a coke sniffing, son killing anna nicole smith, let's cut her a break she looks a TON better than before...

#22 NicotineEyePatch

Again, I have to ask...are you stupid? Jenny Craig did not hire her, ask her to gain weight and then lose it. She had been out of Hollywood for years. Put on 100 pounds, was a huge fat pig. Then she did her show "Fat Actress" and was hired to Jenny Craig to be their spokesperson as she was LOSING weight.

Now be a good person and answer my question....Are you stupid?

What a fat piece of buffalo shit.

@ 27 Pikachelsea thank you for informing Serena that not all slender people have some eating and/or drug problem. Just because most of the women/girls in Hollywood starve themselves, puke or use tons of drugs to stay slender doesn't mean all of us non-Holloywood women do. Some of us just got lucky and have good genes.

My only problem with her is that she made such a big deal about weighing 145 when she was clearly bigger than that. She did lose a lot of weight so she should be proud of whatever her actual weight is and keep it real.

#22 NicoleEyePatch

Wtf are you talking about? She has not been a Jenny Craig spokesperson for 15 years. AND They would not want her to gain weight and take it off over and over cuz not only is the goal of JennyCraig to lose weight but they are supposedly supposed to teach you how to keep it off. Why would anyone want to spedn all that money just to gain it back once they start eating normal food again. Plus I think if she stayed thin she would make a lot more money because people would want her in movies again.

Remember ladies: Nothing helps to minimize a generous posterior like A GIANT GOLD APPLIQUE!

Guess who's due for another auditing session at the Grand Ole Church of Scientology? I'm sure she's host to at least 17 large thetans inside all of that.

Let's all pray to elron now. "Oh please, Great L Ron, make her go away? It hasn't been the 80's for a very long time and my head hurts."

I seriously need to know where the writer got the term "land whale." A friend of mine started using it last year and I thought it was genius.

And Kirstie? 145lbs my fucking ass. I hate when people lie about their fucking weight. It makes those who actually weigh what they SAY they weigh look bad.

I think she ate Tyra Banks (so to speak).

Oh God o God o God WHY do grown women wear pants with words on the ass. I'm no grandma, or mom, but I still wouldn't wear that shit.

Oh God o God o God WHY do grown women wear pants with writing on the ass? I'm no grandma, or mom, but I still wouldn't wear that shit.

Okay, #30 and #34, if I fall short on accuracies of the timeline of her weight loss and gain, or her deal with JC, consider me stupid (and too lazy to look it up in Wikipedia). I'm not a rabid fan.
I noticed a long time ago - and maybe I have the weight loss companies wrong - that since she left Cheers, and gained weight the first time, her main career has been solely with weight loss companies. Occasionally, a bit part or guest appearance. But fat/thin is her career if you put some thought to it.

Maybe she just keeps gaining and losing the weight and LA Weightloss, Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, whoever, only notice it once she's fat. Then they offer her a bunch of shit if she 1) endorses their product and 2) says she used said product to lose the weight.

Jenny Craig is a WEIGHT LOSS empire. So, they would only approach her when she's fat, right?
Is it that much of a stretch to think whoever she endorses stands to gain from her getting fat, and might even PAY her to do it??? What else is her motivation to gain and lose weight? What else is her motivation for being in the public eye again?

I'm saying she's on fucking constant call with these companies. She makes the money for losing weight. It sustains her for a while so she can go and get fat. Does the company just say 'hey, we should do a weigh-in with Kirstie Alley'? What I'm saying is NO, because they know how it goes. I'm saying she gets fat and then the cycle starts all over again.

Sorry I can't provide you with proof of her contract with Jenny Craig, when I said it's her job, I meant she has made a career out of gaining and losing weight, so if I'm stupid it's a matter of semantics. And, yeah, we'll see how this goes over with Jenny Craig. Anybody remember how it went over last time... or the time before that?

Can't believe I'm the only one who's noticed this.

I can understand criticising and mocking wardrobe choices and romatic flings, but someone's weight? Of course its a free country and we should be able to make fun of people how ever we damn well please- but its just plain mean to call someone fat. Why do celebrities all have to be thin in order to be likable?

#29 Now look what you did...

er, when you go on TV parading around in a bikini like your the shit, then you pop up a few months later about two cheeseburgers shy of 250lbs, you deserve every insult you get.

What a fat undisciplined filthy pig. And a bad actor to boot. Sensible dinner my ass.

"fist documented"?

43 LOL

Granted she is no beauty like Nicole Ritchie, Mary-Kate Monkey, or Kate Bosworth (sarcasm)... she did loose a lot and she has gained a few back. Whatever!

Yeah, shes 145. In her left thigh. Tell me Parker Stevenson doesn't go to bed every night thanking God that she divorced his ass!

She's still in the process of losing weight.
Compare her to how she used to look.
In that case, she looks fine, and it's not like she doesn't work to lose more weight.

Give her more time.

#45 - I was just about to post the same thing. Otherwise, I wouldn't have given a rat's ass about Lt. Savvik. She's got enough ass going on without my help.

She used the money from her garage sale to buy a Winnebago?? WTF? The gas mileage with her tonnage at the wheel has to be around 3mpg - she wouldn't even be able to make it to the next gas station.

does anyone remember the hbo series 1st and 10...that bitch was skinny then...and when she was a bald vulcan, she was skinny...now it's like picking a pebble off a mountain and saying "look...it's a mole hill!!!" nice try fat ass...

i'd still do her...

Sure, she's big, but the fact remains that she did drop a lot of weight. It isn't cool that she fudged her actual numbers, but still, good for her for losing weight. Hopefully she can keep up her momentum and lose a little more.

If I didn't know any better I'd think she had ass-padding.

Did you know Kirstie Allie is a fan of this website and loves what you do and is thankful you point out that she's still too fat?
I don't know why either, but at least she has a sense of humour about herself.
But I'd pork her. Right now. again and again. Cos that kinda woman, you know, feels real good. You know it does , baby, you know it does. MMMMMM-HMMMMM- yea-uh!

To those of you who say they're just bad photos... did you not see her on Oprah? She was about the same size then.
But you have to admit, she's come along way from this "http://www.glitzblog.com/images/kirstiealleyS010906_600x400.jpg"

Her weight aside.

I gotta say, her Emmy Acceptance Speech was one of the funniest I've heard. She seems to have a good attitude and be a lot less crazy than so many people in hollywood.

That said...Kirsty, get your finger down your throat! You're in HOLLYWOOD baby! You KNOW that everybody there is a freak, and the ONLY time you are allowed to move UP to a size 4 is when you are over 60. Other than that, you need to be hovering somewhere between size 0 and death. If you need a visualization, just look at the rib bones jutting out between Courtney Cox or Jennifer Anniston's tits.

Her shoes do make her look thinner in the first pic and I think she lost her balance in pic 2. "Just cinch it!"

I agree that there is no way that she is only 145 but whoever said she is over 200 is straight up retarded. Being a tall gal myself I would say she would be 160ish- and probably smaller than most women in the US.

I think she looks hella good- especially considering her age.

well, she's lost weight and she's still fat.....

Fact is, Kirsty still looks fat!

Also, I hated that commercial with Valerie Bertinelli(sp)and Kirstie when Valerie was initially going to lose weight. Did you see the U G L Y fat-lady dress they had Valerie wear? Yeah, the one that looked like a 70's polyester old style grandma dress - wasn't it purple and white? Anybody could look fat in one of those, and she certainly looked awful too! Then, "7 weeks later" Valerie is dressed in layered, dark colors (which, obviously helped her look thinner) and claiming to be something like 17 pounds lighter. And, Kirstie looked as if she had gained weight in that commercial! What is this thing with blouses/shirts/tops that hover over the hips? That just makes big hips look bigger! That belt (UGH) has to go - toss it Kirstie, it makes you look fatter. Oh no, writing on the ass of your pants? You aren't 12 years old, and it doesn't even look right on a 12-y/o! Why don't you just wear a sign that reads "LOOK AT MY BUTT"? You're grossing me out!

Oh come on, she looks fine and stop being so shallow but it's just a matter of opinion and is a win win situation. Some of you may think she's fat but it does not mean it's a fact. What is truly considered as fat? Is it the size or the weight? There are people that are thicker yet lighter and people that are thinner yet heavier. Is it because of their muscles, the weight or size of their bones? We're all built different no matter how similar we appear.

I guess some people need to put down others to feel good about them selves. I think Kirstie looks great in these photos. Some guys actually like round healthy looking girls. If you like anorexic bags of bones, that's your choice. I just wonder if it's REALLY your choice or if it's what Peer Pressure and Media Images TELL YOU to think.

I THINK KIRSTIE IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN , SHE'S A VERY TALENTED ACTRESS WITH A WINNING PERSONALITY , SEXY AND A CHARM ALL HER OWN. NO NMATTER WHAT YOU PEOPLE SAY ABOUT HER , SHE'S STILL A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN..........SO ALL YOU HATERS OUT THERE KEEP HATE'N WHILE KIRSTIE KEEPS BEING LOVED BY MILLIONS ...................

Kirstie Alley definately got heavier and that outfit certainly doesn't help. I know if I had a big booty I certainly wouldn't be calling more attention to it and that shirt was clearly pulling and making her look even chunkier. She definately needs a stylist. In the first photo the belt only emphasizes her tummy. My eyes immediately wander to the belt and than I notice a big gut. She should definately dress in age appropriate attire. She should've worn a long sweater over the turtleneck to slenderize her hips and butt and that red top was about two sizes too small. She should;ve worn basic black sweats. I'm not bashing her I'm just giving my perspective and my outfit life saver. Kirstie Alley is gorgeous!

wow, people are nasty. So she's overweight. So what. If it really bothers anyone that much that she is overweight then you have a problem. I'm neither overweight or underweight...but if I were either one I don't think anyone should care or comment on what I weigh. I'm a person ..fat, skinny or otherwise. Who cares!
People get a life...and stop judging..this life is to short and there are more pressing things happening.
People are just people. PERIOD. Let people be what they are and stay out of it.

I personally think Kirstie looks good in these photos. I like a woman with curves. To me, she really looks like a woman should look, curvy and round. I'm not attracted to the women who the movies an tv push on us. Most of my friends feel the same as I do so I don't know why the skinny minnys are pushed on us. I really don't get it. Who decided that super skinny women are a mans ideal? I KNOW it wasn't ME...lol.

Women with soft curves and rounded bodies are what I like to. To bad we never get to see real women on tv or in the movies. I'm pretty sick of all the so called "babes" who look fake and some of them with boyish bodies. Not attractive at all! KA, you look hot to me!

Our society has gotten so superficial. We have been trained to like the "beautiful" ones or what "those" people have deemed beautiful. Not all people are a teeny size 0. Everyone is a person and should be treated with respect.

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