Feb 6 2007Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson get it on
Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson hooked up at the Hennessey Super Bowl postgame party over the weekend. Sources say:
"They were talking, dancing, holding hands all night - it was very cozy. Then, as they left through the back, Justin was leaning against the wall and Scarlett came up, leaned into him and did a sexy, little dance, grinding into his body."
What the hell? So all this time all I had to do was become an international pop star to win Scarlett Johansson over? And here I was sneaking into her bedroom and stealing her underwear and painting "I love you" on the walls. Oh, Scarlett, your heart is a mystery to me.
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Reader Comments
1. RichPort - February 6, 2007 7:45 AM
I just love to watch a good girl turn whore.
2. Monkeypoo - February 6, 2007 7:46 AM
It's really hard to type something when you're trying to tame a trouser snake that has been woken up by that picture of Scarlett.
3. elizabeththewellread - February 6, 2007 7:47 AM
How on earth does this guy score this caliber tail? I will never understand.
4. Monkeypoo - February 6, 2007 7:47 AM
I think this story is false becasue she and I spent the weekend playing XBOX and visiting http://www.seanodonnellshow.com/
She loves that guys fro.
5. therapture - February 6, 2007 7:49 AM
Man, she is one of the hottest chick outs there right now, she does not fall into that too skinny supermodel type.
She's pretty cool too, last time we went out me and Scarlett ate double meat cheeseburgers with fries and 3 or 4 cold beers. She ain't afraid of a real meal! Besides, we worked it off with marathon sex shortly afterwards.
6. fearsarewishes - February 6, 2007 7:53 AM
I don't think that she is wearing a bra.
7. Angry Ferret Jones - February 6, 2007 7:54 AM
I
WOULD
SOIL
HER
REPEATEDLY
8. krisdylee - February 6, 2007 7:56 AM
I ate her out on Friday.
Justin is dipping it in my sloppy seconds.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
9. IFuckingHateYou - February 6, 2007 7:58 AM
#8 - hope you liked the taste of the 4 loads I left there on Thursday.
10. CrowbarSamurai - February 6, 2007 7:58 AM
This is the most depressing thing i have ever seen
11. krisdylee - February 6, 2007 8:00 AM
I thought I tasted mayonnaise.
12. Angry Ferret Jones - February 6, 2007 8:00 AM
BY
SPITTING
MY
BOYFRIEND'S
SEMEN
ON
HER
13. griffmills - February 6, 2007 8:02 AM
I gotta get me some of 'dat
14. JessicaCha - February 6, 2007 8:05 AM
Look on the brightside, at least she didn't hook up with Brit's other ex... KFed..
*pukes* at the thought
15. icyprincess2 - February 6, 2007 8:06 AM
ewwwwwww Jess that is nasty, i do not want to see her pussy waste away too
16. JessicaCha - February 6, 2007 8:08 AM
Hey... this is how it started with Brit too... she was pretty and young... fucked Justin... got dumped and rebounded with a loser...
Scarlett is only a McDonald's Employee away from being a loser now...
17. shameshame - February 6, 2007 8:09 AM
gross. they are both pretty fucking gross.
justin is just ugly, and since when was she anything more than spectacularily average? she's also a whore.
18. wow - February 6, 2007 8:10 AM
Everything about her is so average. But she does exude this "I'm a Porn Star in the bedroom" whorish air... is that the attraction?
cause i dont get it.
19. 86 - February 6, 2007 8:13 AM
Finally a girl worth Justin's time.
Great, now his music will start to suck. You know it's gonna happen.
20. Tart of Gold? - February 6, 2007 8:14 AM
Pudgy red MWM successful, wealthy, boat, boatman, Hummer, hummer, seeks large breasted blonde for discrete nooners, and possibly much more but very likely not. Must be attractive, intelligent, gullible, confident, desperate, able to obtain viagra, open to nasal vaginal exploration, and satisfied with micropene. Skill at removing basal cell carcinomas a plus. No fatties.
21. slipangle - February 6, 2007 8:14 AM
she could do a lot better. like me for instance.
22. RussianMafia - February 6, 2007 8:16 AM
Chubby dolphin-face.
23. tu.lipseclipse - February 6, 2007 8:18 AM
i think that's the best picture she has ever taken.
24. Peter Coffin - February 6, 2007 8:18 AM
You should have seen them in Algebra! Couldn't keep their eyes off each other!
25. 86 - February 6, 2007 8:26 AM
Dolphin face...lol.
26. bumzilla - February 6, 2007 8:27 AM
That's not Scarlett Johansson... that's my cleaning lady
27. Lowlands - February 6, 2007 8:33 AM
Well,seems like she's wearing a blouse from Justin.So i guess it's really on.
28. elf - February 6, 2007 8:39 AM
she's a good actress.ive seen her in person, she looks like the average jane.im random:)
29. Lowlands - February 6, 2007 8:44 AM
(27)Maybe she borrowed his sunglasses and handbag as well.It must be real.
30. tits_on_snack - February 6, 2007 8:51 AM
The only thing about her that bugs me, is the fact that she has a bottom lip for a top lip.
31. D'oh Eyes - February 6, 2007 8:56 AM
They call her the dolphin whisperer.
32. Mick - February 6, 2007 9:03 AM
I really don't get it. I look at her and I don't see anything remotely hot or even cute or attractive about her.
33. JaeMae - February 6, 2007 9:10 AM
I think those sunglasses belonged to Huey Lewis
34. Carsten5577 - February 6, 2007 9:37 AM
"Scarlett came up, leaned into him and did a sexy, little dance, grinding into his body."
Very classy. In my mind "Scarlett" rhymes with "class." Just another vacuous Hollywood whore....yawn....
35. RussianMafia - February 6, 2007 9:41 AM
Huey Lewis.. LOL .. Don Johnson?
36. Rich From Your Home - February 6, 2007 9:49 AM
SCARJO is a MAJOR babe. JT is getting lucky on this one.
37. sol - February 6, 2007 9:54 AM
by sheer coincidence, her little dance is actually called "porpoising"
38. Pointandlaugh - February 6, 2007 9:55 AM
I thought she was hot. Then she got upgraded to SUPER hot after I heard that she got it on in an elevator with Benicio Del Toro a year or two ago.
Sex in public places = mega-hot.
39. Pointandlaugh - February 6, 2007 9:56 AM
I thought she was hot. Then she got upgraded to SUPER hot after I heard that she got it on in an elevator with Benicio Del Toro a year or two ago.
Sex in public places = mega-hot.
40. F-Sucker - February 6, 2007 10:07 AM
I thought he was banging Jessica Biel now.
He sure does love picking up tail I dropped years ago.
41. lambman - February 6, 2007 10:10 AM
What a HUGE STEP DOWN from Jessica Biel. But still a step up from Cameron. Scarlet is so overrated
#1 you said " just love to watch a good girl turn whore." When was she a good girl? Rememer how she did it with Benicio Del Toro in an elevator like 2 years ago?
42. lambman - February 6, 2007 10:11 AM
What a HUGE STEP DOWN from Jessica Biel. But still a step up from Cameron. Scarlet is so overrated
#1 you said " just love to watch a good girl turn whore." When was she a good girl? Rememer how she did it with Benicio Del Toro in an elevator like 2 years ago?
43. whitegold - February 6, 2007 10:14 AM
#38 and #41...WHAT?!?! She let Del Toro do her in an elevator?!?! Oh man, I was just about to say that she's pretty hot, but that doesn't help at all, that completely downgrades her status!!! Yes, sex in public places is hot!!! But letting Del Toro inside you, that's just not a pretty image!!! And besides, on an elevator, what is that? they had like a 1 min quickie or something?! Just sad.
44. Mono - February 6, 2007 10:18 AM
#3 agree with you, I still can't get, how a guy who look like Screech from 'Saved by the Bell' could score Alyssa, Britney, Cameron and now Scarlett???
45. DancingQueen - February 6, 2007 10:51 AM
# 44 - I wouldn't go THAT far. I mean JT ain't no Josh Holloway but he surely isn't as bad as Dustin Diamond. Cheesh. You need to refer back to the wisdom of Eddie Murphy when he said "all you gotta do is SING!" Works like a charm with all us girlies.
46. RichPort - February 6, 2007 10:52 AM
#42 - My apologies... I was looking at the top of my intern's head when I wrote that... she really wants a job here. Can you repeat the question?
47. Kristie - February 6, 2007 11:38 AM
Thank God! Jessica Biel is the one girl I'd hop the homosexual fence for, and I think she can do much better than Justin. ScarJo is hot too, but nothing compared to Jessica Biel's ass. That thing is just magical.
48. BarbyGurrl - February 6, 2007 12:03 PM
JT looks like any random teenager that you see with baggy pants and crooked baseball hat hangin' around the mall, checking out girls at Cinnabon.
49. BarbyGurrl - February 6, 2007 12:03 PM
JT looks like any random teenager that you see with baggy pants and crooked baseball hat hangin' around the mall, checking out girls at Cinnabon.
50. BarbyGurrl - February 6, 2007 12:04 PM
JT looks like any random teenager that you see with baggy pants and crooked baseball hat hangin' around the mall, checking out girls at Cinnabon.
51. BarbyGurrl - February 6, 2007 12:04 PM
JT looks like any random teenager that you see with baggy pants and crooked baseball hat hangin' around the mall, checking out girls at Cinnabon.
52. BarbyGurrl - February 6, 2007 12:05 PM
JT looks like any random teenager that you see with baggy pants and crooked baseball hat hangin' around the mall, checking out girls at Cinnabon.
53. BarbyGurrl - February 6, 2007 12:06 PM
JT looks like any random teenager that you see with baggy pants and crooked baseball hat hangin' around the mall, checking out girls at Cinnabon.
54. shakeitout - February 6, 2007 12:28 PM
she's gorgeous. shes having fun. but justin is like a fifteen year old boy with a bitch voice.
55. whitegold - February 6, 2007 12:36 PM
#48 (through to #53 haha), the biggest difference is that JT also has several million dollars in his bank account. And suddenly, he seems a whole lot more appealing than those random teenagers hanging out at Cinnabon...
56. Bell91501198 - February 6, 2007 12:44 PM
Jessica Biel, Allysa Millano and now Scarlett Johansen? All in like a week? Yeah definitely my new hero.
57. Shanipie - February 6, 2007 12:47 PM
Why is Scarlett Johanson bragging about being the hollywood fuck hole? Whats up with that? Like she is practically advertizing it...Oh but we can't judge her because apparently in Star she, and I quote, "works really hard at monogamy".
OH WELL EXCUSE ME, wow she works really hard at it, good for her, I can't believe she is actually putting in all that effort when there are loads co stars just lining up to nail her. I wonder if they even feel anything when they do.
58. supanigga - February 6, 2007 1:53 PM
Scarlett has the most fuckable tits in hollywood right now.
Jessica beal is turning more and more into a man. Soon, she'll have 15" guns
59. wedgeone - February 6, 2007 2:47 PM
Obviously the best thing to happen to Justin was the "Dick In A Box" skit on SNL.
The bitches are just lining up to see if it's true. But just maybe they're all dumping him when they see his micropene.
Interesting point to ponder ....
Scarlett, on the other hand, needs to make a movie where she simultaneously fills all 3 inputs. I'd pay to see that. Over, and over, and over again.
60. HollyJ - February 6, 2007 5:06 PM
She's been the depository for more random sperm than George Michael's rectum.
61. Anexio - February 6, 2007 6:25 PM
Wow! I would so fiddy tuck that!
Scarlett I mean, not Justin.
62. saltpeanuts - February 6, 2007 9:46 PM
#8 - Coincidentally, I was just banging the snot out of her on Thursday night, and deposited about an extra pint of jizz in her sweet sweet chocha. Sorry about the asparagus...
63. sid - February 6, 2007 11:51 PM
NO! I REFUSE TO COMMENT!
Why, why must we be burdened with more trivia about this broad when we are ignoring Thora Birch?
Thora, I will continue to hold and carry a mighty flame for you here, as you kicked Scarlett's ass in Ghost World, and your rack is MUCH bigger and you are more talented.
I will do this! Sid on the Super will be your champion!
You and me, baby! Nobody else!
64. here - February 7, 2007 2:20 AM
She will soon be pregnant. Appears to be part seal; swims in a pool and then gathers speed to slide up onto the deck - bwooop.
65. woodhorse - February 7, 2007 4:44 AM
Amen #1. I hope you are the REAL Rich Port. Sucking cocks aside, Justin Timberlake is fugly. Scarlett would have been way better off with Bill Murray.
66. DrunkBlogger - February 7, 2007 9:38 AM
Good for him.
67. Denimpetal - February 7, 2007 6:24 PM
I have no idea why SHE is better than Diaz
68. mike - August 10, 2007 12:30 PM
I don't get it either. What's going on here? Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johansson...when did painfully average looking unclassy whores become hot? Jessica has a little more talent and a much better personality, that's a given. But Scarlett SUCKS. And she sucks litteraly, too. She's one of the biggest hoes in Hollywood, but she tries to deny it. The girl is worthless, so I don't see what's so shocking about Justin having a one night stand with her. She sleeps around like a rabbit!