Feb 22 2007Jordan shows off pregnant boobs in bikini

wow. that has to be an optical illusion.

her breasts look pretty fat, and we all know that fatties shouldn't wear polka dots. she should just take off that top

No optical illusion, she's had surgery to blow them up to that size. It's too big to be attractive. Now it's just an oddity, like deformed twins in a freak show.

so can chicks with fake boobs breastfeed? i feel like that might be a dumb question, but then again, I did just ask my friend who he was playing solitaire with

Bearing in mind that this is her third baby AND that she is supposedly fairly tiny (ginormous silicone funbags aside), she's not looking too bad. But Christ on a bike those things must be hard to sleep on.

She was something like a 32C before she had those things put in. Damn freak!

Oh good lord...

She's not even THAT pregnant yet! Imagine what she's going to look like in 7 months.

#4 I managed twice, but it's not guaranteed.

Fucking fake slut should have kept her legs shut.

She's having triplets but two of the babies moved into the bigger rooms upstairs.

Ok ALL I see is a pair of tits, is she in porn? Was she in Boobtappers 4?

Janet Jackson also has her butt attached to her chest, only higher up. I once remarked that Janet couldn't look at her shoes without sticking her chin in her butt crack. Jordan skipped the singing/dancing talent part and went staight to notoriety by having a butt attached to her chest. The "Baby got Front" is not working for me - I think Janet and Jordan can only be the butt of jokes.

and i bet she got pregnant through boob sex. that's where her vagina is.

Unfortunately I can confirm this trollope is famous here, although she hasn't gone down some crazy self abuse path like some other topless tart celebrities. Shes married with 2 kids and this one on the way. Her boobs are fake of course but I didn't need to say that I'm sure.

I've gotta go but I will say this, this thread looks like something right up that Leatherface dude's alley.

Bring in the bondage.

that should be illegal.

Never been more suprised than to see Jordon on here. I think this is the pinnacle of her US career..

Mmmmmmmm, boobs good.

Yup. Dubai is definitely where this woman belongs.

If you've ever been there, you'd know exactly what I mean.

WHATS SMALL, FAT, BLACK, AND KEEPS ON BUMPING INTO THINGS?

Jordans baby.

I wonder if she takes craps the size of her breasts... That's always gross. Girl crap.

Take THAT Tyra Banks!!!

You can tell it's the real RichPort because I'm FUNNY!!!

#22......You are a fucking dumbshit loser. Go and eat shit you wanker.

There is NO way she can breastfeed!! Only because the kid would suffocate!!

#23 - YOU NEED JESUS! ONLY HE CAN SAVE YOU!

All that tit and no ass... thanks Britain!

#4 - Her children will be fed a steady silica-lactose diet which should give them the intelligence and personalities of plastic dolls... just like mommy.

Good Lord, those are some gigantic tits.

If she comes to the US, she'll have to register them as deadly weapons.

#23/25 you need some mental help, maybe you should try the rehabs britney went to, they worked great

holy crap, how is she even standing up?

She has a really nice tattoo just above her vagina. I wonder who the lucky guy was who did it for her. And believe me she has a nice vagina.

#25.........Jesus was a poof who sucked on mohammad and moses dick.

Those puppies probably store a lot of milk.

Her baby (and husband) should be very happy that she is now the 3rd largest diary producer in the UK.

she looks like a New Jersey Transit bus and a supermodel mated and had a baby.......

#30 REPORTED!

#33.........ITS REPORTED YOU SUCK DICK.

#31 - Largest diary producer? I had no idea they were in the paper business! Thanks for yet another startling tidbit brought to you by the DC brain trust.

'Cause often times I feel like I'm all alone in this world and *I don't have no one* but me *me, myself & I* 'Cause often times I feel like I'm all alone in this world and *I don't have no one* but me *me, myself & I

The DC Brain Trust! HA!!!! Nice one centaurian!

is it safe to keep in implants with a baby?

Heh. "Diary producer"? Does she hand out pens and pencils with those journals?

Who's the dick who's trolling Legend now? My god, it's getting kind of silly how many fake-name trolls there are now. More proof that Typekey sucks ass.

#39 - I do believe Legend is trolling itself. It's part of its schtick. Like that Lowlands character. We get alot of winners here, it's what makes this site interesting... sometimes.

#36.........YOUR A WINDOW LICKER.

poor thing forgot to bring her 8" platform heels.

Lick this, fucker

#11 That's exactly what they look like - a butt on her chest!

She's been through a lot, miscarriages and whatnot, so I feel sorry for her. However, the gigantic tits are a farce so that cancels out most of the contempt.

#40.......You're an idiot. Some gay shit is using my name because the baby dicked turd cant make his own name up. Oh well foreskin cleaners are beyong help. You are the one that trolls yourself you fag.

weapons of mass construction.

#35.

Come on now Richie, you know good and well that wasn't me! Shall I say...Asstroll?

Cleanup on aisle (31!)

Apparently you have no life piss stain.
Go read a dictionary and look up death....your picture should be installed in the next few days. Fuck OFF!

Seriously Rich, I'm dissapointed in you. You too Jrz! What the fuck?!?..(diary)..can you say, imposter? If I can spell chicken, I most certainly can spell dairy.

#45 - Wow. You cut me so deep man... the only person I troll is my wife at night, my less than funny friend.

#48.........You're probably trolling tyra baboon banks at night. haha fucking loser.

#47 - You're disappointed in me? Great... DC is going to heck in a handbasket and of all the things you find to be disappointed in, you choose me? I'm not sure if I should be flattered or run screaming.

Chiken Taysts Gud.

I am The Legend!
I am The Wise Man!

If Tyra Banks is fat, then sign me up for Springer and let me fight a bunch of toothless white boys. I'd like to give her face white freckles to match the necklace. She won't break when you hit it... oh, my bad, you'd have to have been with a woman to understand. My apologies...

#50.

Since when is DC going to hell in a handbasket? I hope your trailer sets fire and burns you to death in the process.

Dumb fuck.

(Enter..Richport's Troll)

...and action!

#53 - I live in a lovely neighborhood in Queens, NY, thank you very much. No trailer parks here... I think it's against zoning regulations. My troll has probably passed out after coming down from a meth bender and being awake for 7 straight weeks. And a dumb fuck would literally be a sexual encounter where the woman is completely silent while getting rammed, right? In that case I would more accurately be called a loud fuck.

wow...what a bunch of insightful mature comments.

Who is this Jordan?

i don't know who in hell this chick is, but she might want to look into having those things reduced. and maybe not wear so much make up at the beach.

#31, i don't think those things (and i say things because i'm not sure those qualify as boobs) can possibly store alot of milk because they're filled with a sack of saline or silicone.

Fuck all you nay-sayers, I think she is HOT and I would love a couple of hours with that. Blah, blah, blah...assholes!.....

Take a look at that last photo... what the hell is growing on her right wrist?

#54.

"I live in a lovely neighborhood in Queens, NY, thank you very much"-BitchPort circa 1998.

Well, thank you very much dear. Now, after your house was seized by the IRS..where did you reside? Trailerpark...like I said.

The only way you would EVER be able to live in a nice neighborhood would be if some poor family adopted your ass and kept you chained to the furnace in the basement. Dream on prick.

P.S.

I wouldn't use the word 'fuck' if I were you. Im sure your father is leering over your shoulder hot and in the mood for love. You wouldn't want to provoke his inner most desires...now would you?

#51...........YOUR MUMS A CHEAP WHORE.

I know you are; but, what am I?

they allow naked sluts in saudi arabia?

DanYELL--Have you been lobotomized? DC isn't going to hell? Okay...I guess all those schools that had to be closed a couple of weeks ago because of NO HEAT is an indicator of good thing? Adrian Fenty ain't gonna save that city.....ABANDON SHIP!! DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE

to barbado slim, i would say minus the pregnancy, and bring on the ulte tight confining bondage with ballgag and buttplug....oops there goes my undies again

#63.

Jrz.....you might wanna invest in having your tubes tied. Looks like one of your fourteen little bastards has stolen mommy's computer again and took it upon themselves to type a little message. This is all a little too preschoolish dear.

What's this about no heat blah blah blah? Oh..I get it. One of your sperm omelets, if not all of them, attend a public school. Damn, no wonder you're so touchy.

Who the hell cares about Fenty, can you say Bushypoo? What has his ass done to improve the city? If anything, it's his fault. This is what happens when crackers rule.

Come on Barak.

P.S.

Your wig's on backwards. Consult the Shitney Spears Manual ASAP.

damnYELL, if the answer is Barak Obama, then it's a stupid fucking question. Something tells me you'd get frisked constantly if you ever came to my neighborhood. And that bulge in your pants wouldn't be a gun...

#55 hahaha!
Good Morning bitches... I see my troll isn't awake yet- awwww :(! Whoever the hell this chick is she looks like quite the hotty pregnant girl.. Usually Hollywood 'treats' us to the skankiest and most drugged-out whores getting pregnant ala Anna Nicole & Britney Spears.. so good for this random chick. (pssst Superfish- uhhh-no one knows who this broad is, but thanks for the Britney break :)

PS, Jordan is a former Page 3 girl and the UKs version of ANS. She changes bra sizes faster than a Spears rehab stint.

#66.

Yeah, this coming from a trailerpark whore who's last entry in his diary reads "I want to kill myself...after I have a doughnut".

So I guess Barak's political background and degrees wouldn't assist him in being a better presidential candidate than McBush? Are we forgetting that this idiot majored in history?, and not with flying colors if I might add.

Sheesh..no wonder America is in the state its in right now.

And...enough with the whole "my neighborhood" bullshit. If anything, a small insect wouldn't step foot into your trailerpark for fear of catching some disease unknown to man.

Go take a shower, you're stinkin' up the blog.

DanYELL you are really the most stupid fuck I've ever had the misfortune of encountering. Bush has nothing to do with DC local politics you fucking moron. Homerule? Does any of that ring a bell? And don't try getting all racist and blaming the whites on the sorry state of DC because all of the administrations of your fine city since Homerule was enacted have been headed by BLACKS! Nevemind, you're too much of a fucking dunce to have a conversation like this.

God. It must get all sweaty and stinky under those oversized fleshbags---yeeeesh. She has the tits of a 300 lb. Orange County housewife. Talk about zero elasticity.

#68 Thanks Rich baby for helping a girl out.

mmm
this picture confirms my theory.
BIG BOOBS = FLAT ASS

BIG ASS = NO BOOBS.

I didn't know it's allowed to women to walk publicly in bikini in Dubai.I thought it's only allowed to men to walk in bikini.

#73 Ummm pssst. missmsnt- I have to disagree with you, I happen t have been blessed in both areas...

Western women can walk around like that on the beaches of Dubai--not the locals. One of my best friends lived in Dubai for 3 years.

TO THE WISEMAN AKA THE LEGEND, THE LEGEND TOLL (IF ONE EVEN EXISTS AND IT ISN'T JUST ME TALKING TO MYSELF), I JUST WANT TO CALL AN END TO ALL THIS WITH MYSELF. AS THE WISEMAN, I WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A FAT TURD PROPER CUNT YANK HATING SMALL DICKED BASTARD ON THIS SITE. TRUTH IS, MY VERY SMALL PENIS AND LOW IQ MAKES ME SAD, AND SINCE I CAN'T FOOL PEOPLE IN TO THINKING MY IQ IS HIGHER, I INSTEAD PRETEND MY PENIS IS BIG. AND NOBODY CAN DENY THAT, SINCE NOBODAY HAS EVER SEEN IT (OR BEEN ABLE TO FIND IT, FOR THAT MATTER). BUT THEN I GOT TROLLED BY SOMEONE WHOSE PENIS AND IQ IS CLEARLY FAR BIGGER THAN MINE, AND THEY CALLED ME OUT FOR BEING THE LOSER I AM. THAT MADE ME MAD, AND TYPICAL OF A 3 YEAR OLD MENTALITY, THE REAL ME DID THAT VERY PATHETIC SPAM CRAP AND GOT JUSTIFIABLY KICKED OFF THIS SITE, MUCH TO THE CHEERS OF THE OTHER USERS. BUT ALAS, IN MY CONTINUED EFFORTS TO BRING DOWN THE QUALITY OF THIS SITE, I RETURNED AS THE LEGEND. BUT EVEN TO MY OWN SURPRISE, I SUFFERED A BRITNEY-ESQUE MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN TROLLING MYSELF (HOW WEIRD IS THAT)!!! SO NOW, AS MY ORIGINAL SELF, THE WISEMAN, I'M MAKING A PLEA TO MY EVEN CRAZIER SELF, THE LEGEND, TO JUST LEAVE THIS SITE ALONEAND LET THE FUNNY PEOPLE CONTINUE TO BE FUNNY WITH THERE WITTY COMMENTS THAT MAKE EVERY LAUGH, AND LET THE MEMORY OF MY STUPIDITY BE LONG FORGOTTEN AND THOUGHT OF ONLY OCCASSIONALLY AS THAT PAST ANNOYANCE WHOSE DEPARTURE WAS ROUNDLY CELEBRATED. I STATE UNEQUIVOCALLY ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT I AM A WINDOW LICKING, FORESKIN CLEANING, FAT TURD PROPER CUNT WHO SHOULD BE FOREVER VANQUISHED FROM THIS SITE! TROLLING SUCKS!

Which hammocks-factory did make the top of her bikini?

(Yawn)

damnYELL, damnYELL... DC's issue is that it has no real autonomous local government... evrything of substance needs to be approved by Congress, and they have bigger fish to fry. And Obama is very smart and charismatic, but his run is premature and he will be ground to dust by the poitical electoral machinery that is the nominating process for the cannibalistic DNC. You would have had to have voted before to understand that damnYELL, and I don't mean for you favorite Idol. Obama needs to remain an effective Black voice in the Senate, a role which has been sorely missed historically. And you're right, there are very few bugs in my neighborhood... all the roaches and lice seem to be in the DC area.

Thank God its February.

She yawns when she knows she's in way over her head. Yep.....nice attitude. While you're at the library reading up on the history of your hometown, moron, you might want to also read a little on the decolonization of Africa.

Wow... I just realized my last post had more misspellings than damnYELL filling out the personal information section for her public assistance form. She rubbing off on me...

#81 danielle-Why are you glad it's February, just wondering.

#77 (crickets)

#77.....ahhahahahahahahahahahaha you're a trolling loser! hahahahahahah baby dicked cunt.

You mean Black History Month, DanYELL? As if you know a fucking thing about black history.

If there's any rich and eccentric Arab in Dubai,you can order the same bikine-top for your favorite camel.

In pic #4, it looks like her John Bender's father put out his cigars on her wrist like in "The Breakfast Club." Maybe she's just prego for a while just to have bigger tits, and then she'll be compassionate & get a late-term abortion. Nice jugs though =)

hey, does anyone know where ambrosia went? I miss all the posts making fun of her.

@82

Actually I yawn whenever someone talks out of his or her ass, which I do all the time when coversating with you. I mean, I could go on and on about the centuries-long history of the dehumanization of Blacks but...why bother. You fucks always turn it into some justification to cover up your tracks. So, I yawn. And I will continue to yawn until I feel like jumping through my computer and choking the life out of you. And since we both know that is impossible, I'll stick to yawning. Kay?

@86.

And you do? Do tell.

Good job damnYELL... finally starting to capitalize the "B" in Blacks. You're welcome. Next you'll even read some Alex Haley or throw out that horse hair your swear is the Cherokee in you. You're making progress.

#84 - I think *crickets* was supposed to be the hoped for response to #77. But then, based on #85, I guess that unfortunately isn't going to be the case.

Is she wearing an electric chair necklace?

Hi Jordan, how's it going? Got a backache by any chance?

Yes, bitch, I do....alot more than you do, obviously. Face it, you're an ignorant pig.

#93 Why do you call every fucking chic a whore, dude? It seems like you have issues. If she was laying in front of you, pregnant and all, you'd rip your underroos off in an attempt to jump her, so save that. Being a sexy woman doesn't necessarily make you a whore!! (commences Baby troll to wake up and post in 3-2-1)

A big-mouthed, ill-tempered, dumb-as-bricks, ignorant fucking pig.

@91.

"You're Welcome"??? Welcome for what? Did you haphazardly run into oncoming traffic or something?

I would capitalize the C in cracker but...you're not that important.

Horse hair?...or Shitney's Extentions? Let's not forget that whitey's indulge in fake hair as well. Maybe you should consider getting a little on top. You're becoming quite bald nowadays. Not an attractive look my dear.

@96.

You wish hun.

@98.

Am I supposed to cry now, 'cause I'm laughing.

....something's wrong with the computer.

I think from most guys view, we all wish you were whores. We don't want to have to work to get into your pants. We wish you all were like us and put out everytime the windo blows.

As for what to call boobs that big, I like fun bags

danielle- Did you have the TURBO double extra large vente latte this morning???

@101.

No, I prefer tall caramel macchiato's.

Holy sh*t. Those must be Photoshopped. *jaw drop*

Look, DumbYELL, the only things you know more about than me are a)Cheating the welfare system and b) the lightheaded feeling you get when someone uses more than one-syllable words with you. Trust me, Sasquatch, you will never be smarter than me no matter what the subject matter is.

I love to see RP & jrz back in the room, loaded with wood & wetness, respectively. Their faux hate can't hide their true love for danielle. She makes them feel alive. Now I'm getting a little verklempt. Tawk amongst yourselves.

@104.

And the only things you know more about me are:

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Can ya see that? Yeah, I can't either. I guess a person whose IQ equals that of raisin wouldn't know too much to begin with.

ROTFLMAO @ 105

stop your boobs from looking at my eyes!
Sheesh!

RichPort (40), I realize it's a possibility, but I'm willing to give Lengends the benefit of the doubt. There are more trolls here than "norms", and you and jrzmommy aren't the only one gathering ire. :D

Anyway, Legends generally posts clever things, and his/her troll isn't even remotely amusing so I'm willing to believe it's not the same person until I see otherwise. :)

Keep it real, Rich. I love ya but I hate your troll. :p

the us govt should have saved the $400 billion spent in iraq and used it for all women to get mandatory breast implants and all guys to get free viagra every day. now,wouldnt the world be a happier place?

Oh and one more thing jrz - having kids out of wedlock does not make you smart. Clue: it makes you trailer trash.

#83, you wish I'd rub you off. Talk to your prepubescent neighbor (is he black GASP***!!!) if you want to rub one off.

#100 - Hahaha, I just had to post cuz the honesty of that was friggin awesome haha!!! But seriously, speaking for myself (and my opinion is likely that of the male minority), but I prefer when a woman isn't too much of an easy whore. I mean, sure, the easy whores make it easier for guys to get some, but then, where's the challenge and sense of accomplishment in that?!? When you have to use some skills to get some that other guys have no chance of getting, the sex is much more satisfying!!! But maybe that's just my opinion...I've also liked a challenge ;)

So that makes your mom trailer trash? Hmm....

Nice funbags but she has absolutely no ass.

I'm from the UK and yes she is famous here.
She was on the TV show ' I'm a Celebrity Get me Outta Here!'
That show is where celebrities literally get tortured by basically being forced to eat real bugs.
Jordan here ate a fish eye!
But she's not famous for just that, she poses on magazines with her huge breasts and she has a disabled son who she adopted. She also has a baby of her own with Peter Andrea.

I forgot to add, she got breast implants for her career but now she's a mother, she's going to get them deflated a bit since when she's able to, she's going to model again!

#111 @ #112:

Need I remind you that I told your shitty ass to STOP posting under my name? Are you fucking sane right now? Pull your dick infested hands out of your trousers and quit logging in as me! What the fuck is your problem? Your arguments equal that of deformed squirrel.

Go fuck your mother and lay off of Typekey.

Dumbass.

#90 CONVERSATING: (From The Urban Dictionary) A word used by backwards, ignorant, illiterate inner city trash who mean to say 'converse'.
Muhwahahaha!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=conversate

Well whitegold and jiimbo, use your charm and sexiness and your woman sould become a "whore" for you! ;)

@119.

Thanks for pointing that out.

Mind looking up an STD that you DON'T have and figuring out a way to contract it?

Piss off.

I is on my break!

^^^

Would you mind breaking your neck?

#121 I did. It said: see danielle.

BAHHAHAHAHAAHA!!!
Motherfucker whatchuwant? I is on mah burr-rake! *head swivel*

damnYELL... I'm not white, so the 'cracka' thing is lost on me. But I know Black chicks like you. I'd gamble that 3/4 of your johns, er, um, I mean 'boyfriends' are/ were white. And I do remember pointing out the difference between Black and black to you in the past. Let me reiterate:

"That Black motherfucker just gave me a black eye!"

See how that works? Fight the power(less).

(the award will be present right before the world ends, later today)

"Sources tell TMZ Federline is concerned for Spears' welfare and wants her to get the help she is now seeking. We're also told this will be Spears' last chance -- if she leaves rehab before getting full treatment, Federline will immediately go to court seeking orders allowing him unquestioned full custody of the children.

We're told Spears showed up at Federline's house to see the children last night and he wouldn't let her in.

Sources say the kids are now in the custody of Federline, and have been since last week."

@124

Good boy. Now quit logging in as me and continue on with your suicide attempts.

@126

I could give a less fuck if you were blue. You don't KNOW anything about me. You could be a little fairy who lives under a bridge fucking squirrels for a living....I still wouldn't care.

I am so above you its like looking down on a ant. No matter how "smart" or "witty" you THINK you are, you most certainly are NOT. You become more ignorant with each and every post.

So tell me...what breed ARE you?

there comes a point in breast enhancement where too much of a good thing becomes downright ugly. Jordan surpassed that by about 5 cup sizes, hell maybe 10. it does not look good on her, she looks like a damn freak, like she needs to be at a dairy farm with suckers hooked up to her udders. any day now she should start mooing!

#128 If Tupac were alive even he'd laugh at you.

A less fuck? Silly Sasquatch.

damnYELL, my ethnicity has been posted and made fun of here numerous times... paga atencion. And from someone who almost never sees her own shoes, I'm sure a Big Mac looks like a fucking finger sandwich to you too.

@130.

And I'm sure if Elvis were alive he'd fuck you in the butt.

Chris Rock has a bit about black people who don't know shit about black history....the one where he gives Martin Luther King as the answer to all the questions. DumbYELL is like that.

@132.

I see my shoes just fine Fatty McNasty.

Get back to the Fish Shack.

#135 Fish Shack...the one that smells like your cooter? No one's that hard up.

@100. some of us are sluts like that. shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It's a secret.

#137- Uh yeah.. I guess you're a bit of a prude, huh? Too bad.. I thought you were fun, guess not.

@138.

Quit while you're ahead. You have no comedic job openings in your future. Like I said, follow through with those suicide attempts.

#138 - DAMN YOU!!! I was gonna remark that the Fish Shack was in damnYELL's granny panties, but you stole my thunder. That's what I get for working at work...

@142

Uh.....crazy much?

no.136

you forgot gareth gates! that was almost pedophilic

HOLY FUCKING HOTNESS!!!
My dick is about to explode. Talk about being HOT. Thank you for posting this Superfish, thank you for posting pics of a really hot woman for once. You should keep going and post a lot more often about Jordan.

Yes Superfish, she's very famous, especially in the UK. And her boobs have always been out of the normal huge, it's not a pregnancy thing, that's one of the things she's famous for. And she's so incredibly fucking insanely hot that only for being so hot she deserves to be famous, she doesn't need to act or to sing or to model, her insane hotness makes up for it all, however she's a glamour model.
These are not her best pictures at all, but Jordan is one of the hottest women walking on Earth. Fuck Jessica Alba, fuck Scarlett Johansson, fuck Alessandra Ambrosio, fuck Eva Longoria, fuck Tyra Banks, fuck Jessica Biel, fuck Kiera Knightley, etc. They all are invisible next to Jordan. All those chicks should learn what being hot is from Jordan.

#142 Fish with cheeeeese, dude. And that ain't tarter sauce neither.

Whitegold, I aggree we all like the challange of the chase, but what male wants to think they could get away. We all want to think Mr Happy can go 12 rounds with out the little blue pill, we want to think that good looking woman are really attracked to us and not the gold card in our wallet, I guess now it is the platinum card or the corvette we are driving.

The truth is I am married and Mr Happy only has to go one round now before he gets a nap and the wife loves me if I take out the trash. But is still have fond memories of the old days

Hottest preggy I've ever seen. I wonder if she had to have that bikini custom-made. That's a LOT of material on top.

Well...I'm in love.

#146 - I don't like crabs with my cheese.

manielle, you have made reference to this "Fish Shack" so often yet I still do not know what it is that you speak of. Can you clarify? Oh, in laymen's terms please. And by that I mean non-ebonics.

You know, sometimes when I'm trying to imagine what DumbYELL's voice sounds like, because sometimes I like to torture myself...sometimes Mushmouth's voice from Fat Albert is what comes to mind.

#151 You gotta ask her to clarificate if you want an answer!

damnYell, despite what your therapist tells you, you're NOT funny or clever. And your parents had very good reason for not loving you.

Hey-buh Jerb-zee Mom-bee...you-buh be-buh a crab-kuh whor-buh.

And also clarificate what comedic job openings are. Is that equivalent to every time you go on a job interview & open your mouth the interviewer starts laughing his ass off because he knows you're a retard & wouldn't hire you to clean the toilets?

Jimbo~

I like to play with mr. happy(s) but I'm a rare breed of slutgoodness.

#155 & 156 - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1,2,3,4,5,6,7...

You're right p0nk, though I think alcoholism is mre a symptom than a reason.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

I am afraid counting to 10 won't get you the job either & will induce even further laughter from said interviewer.

The question asked to DumbYELL in #159 was, using the fingers on ONE hand ONLY.....count the number of different fathers your 8 children have...........

#159 Counting your kids?

One-buh, two-buh, threeb-buh, four-buh, fah-buh, six-buh, jello-buh

good one jrz

Anyone else notice the way English celebrities (women, anyway) never smile? Is the frigid, angry, I-have-a-brick-up-my-ass look (also a favorite of Victoria Beckham) supposed to be appealing over there in the UK?
Anyway, her boobs are disconcertingly big. And the poor thing can't even walk right. I guess I'd look like hell, too, if I hadn't stood up straight for years.
In short, I've seen enough. Next.

damnYELL has giant hands like a cartoon character with three fingers, a thumb, and white gloves on each. Seven is as long as she can hold her attention.

#168 I bet it's overdone English botox, nothing in their faces moves.

Interesting- Dubai's a muslim country. I guess it's not as fundantmentaly strict as I thought. This women would be shot/stoned in a heartbeat in Iran.

Daaaaaamn!

I could post "Potato Snacks" and you dick suckers would take the bait.

BTW-

Neo Maxi pad....kill yourself. Quit recycling material and just....kill yourself.

#172 You first. Be original for once.

Potato Snacks? That's just fucking stupid, Sasquatch.

can we have something boob- I mean new, please.

Veggi,

Mr Happy likes "slutgoodness" too

Speaking of recycling material i am pretty sure I told you to kill yourself ages ago, numerous times. Why don't you ever listen to your elders?? It's very disrespectful.

Let me guess... you just ate a Costco sized bag of potato snacks and since you chew with your mouth open and actually mutter out loud to yourself, masticated potato bits flew about, sprinkling your keyboard like so many crack rocks from a running junkie's pocket. No?

yea with tits that big you hafta make sure theres no way she'd be able to get off the bed...maybe some leather restraints and wire.
then some metal vice clamps for her nipples
just to keep her under control. and a big buttplug
then maybe blast some limp bizkit to git in the mood know what i mean lol

Leatherface,
You ruined it with the buttplug. yuckers!

They're so big that it's not even attractive.

@173.

As if you ever were? Posting under my name, sniffing around Jrz and Rich's butthole's for new wisecracks???

Move along.

@174.

Your mother went through a whole bag.

@177.

What? Were you raised from the dead or some shit? Haven't seen you in a good while.

How's your father? Still playing tennis at the ol' country club?

@178.

Could you be more boring? Lay off the NyQuil.

No Kathleen170, that is not true. There are 3 golden rules, 1) you can not be to rich. 2) you can not be to thin. and 3) Your boobs can not be to big!!!

I'm just missing the money

#182 You deranged turd, I don't need to troll you. You got so many admirers and fans, you go figure it out.

#145)Although i'm living more close by to the UK as you do i really haven't heard about this woman.But this blondine Jordan,isn't bad looking at all.According to my own taste she could have a little bit more feminine hips.In that way her body,in the total view, would be better well proportioned.Do you agree?It's quite sexy to see a pregnant big boobed blondine.

oh manielle.. still jealous because I actually know who my daddy be? Do you wander the projects of DC thinking which one of the crackheads, garbagemen or mailmen your daddy be?

#187 Deep down, she knows it's George Bush.

Ahhhh.
I would LOVE to continue this chat with the two most idiotic forms of bacteria on the face of the earth aka BitcHO and Maxi Pad but, I have a term paper to submit.

See you in the next thread bitchhhhhhhhesssss♥

#189 "Term paper to submit". That's code for 45 minutes of grunting on the toilet. Flush twice, kay?

Gross.

176
Muuuuuuuahhhhhhh.

#120 - Well said!!! ;o)

You can tell it's the real RichPort because I'm FUNNY!!!

#190, HAHAHAHAHA

is it me or does she look like Jessica Simson when she WASNT all fake brunette and puffy lipped and shitius?

The DC DMV makes you do term papers? What on earth for? okay, for shits and giggles.....*winks at Rich and the others*...what's your "term paper" about DumbYELL?

#196 About 5 inches long, brown, with corn in it.

I'm not fat.

I'm actually pretty hot.

Are someone's comments getting deleted or are all of you so high you're referencing numbers in the future. Speaking of the future, damnYELL will have less teeth and hair straighter than an Asian. And she'll still be on her break.

I think DanYELL's "term paper" caused like a solar/galactic number fuck up.

178. Posted by danielle on February 22, 2007 10:13 AM
@178. Could you be more boring? Lay off the NyQuil.

But sometimes numerical fuck ups are truthful numerical fuck ups.

Jrz, maybe that was the whole point... it put everything in the universe right again... I better go check my bank account.

Who is saying your fat and not hot???

Comments getting delete, makes things confusing. I'd hate for anyone to think my early "well said" comment was in reference to the new #120 comments.

Veggi - photographic evidence would certainly be welcome ;o) (and a welcome relief to the usual Spears-Lohan-Hilton crap pics we keep getting shoved in our faces)

(wait, I'm assuming you mean hot in the female sense, based on your love of mr. happy, and not the homosexual mr. happy loving haha)

How in the world could anyone be attracted enough to that thing to make her pregnant in the first place?

Shes disgusting.

While beauty is in the eye of the beholder, she is far from disgusting, maybe the boobs are a little big for some, but she has a cute face and a nice figure. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but I would take them away.

Veggi- A photo would be nice to back up your claim.

Whitegold- just to make sure we are talking about differnt Mr. Happies, mine is straight. He only likes girls.

She looks like a freak of nature. Why would someone who has a decent face get boobs that are way unproportional to her body? It looks terrible!

holy fuckin shit

#203 - Mr. Happy = dick, yes, talking about the same thing. Clarifying that when Veggi says she loves Mr. Happy, that she loves Mr. Happy from a hot female perspective, not a gay male perpective, cuz if she wasn't actually a she, and was in fact loving it from the gay male perspective, I wouldn't be very eager to see a picture of her (i.e. cuz that would make her a guy). Just felt I should clarify that, cuz I'm sure everyone was waiting anxiously for my clarification.

Whitegold - I am glad we got that straightened out. How about them Bears???

#41 Posted by TheLegend666 on February 22, 2007 6:51 AM

#36.........YOUR A WINDOW LICKER.

"Window Licker" is curiously unoffensive, considering the source, perhaps it is because it makes less sense than Dr. Seuss.
But when you REMEDIAL "ENGLISH IS A SECOND LANGUAGE" drop-outs butcher the Queen's English it is INTOLERABLE. "your" indicates posession, numb nuts, of which you have none, and "you're" might be correct as it stands for YOU ARE but this remark clearly reflects upon the writer.

WOW this danielle character could cure aids and you all would still attack her. it's great. it's sad. i however like danielle's opinions. she's undoubtedly correct.

Finally, the perfect woman.

The comments were a lot more entertaining last year when folks commented on the actual story rather then their make-believe friends, politics, ass-rape, religion, and other bullshit. Often times the comments would be more hilarious then the post itself.

Seriously, grow the fuck up. You're messing up the funny.

That aside;

Holy shit. Sherpas have gotten lost on smaller mountains. Why can't all pregnant women look like that?

lol Jordan is famous here...she's a glamour model/everything else. She's married to Peter Andre (dunno if he ever made it over there but hey!) She's had quite a few boob jobs because of her profession but she wants them reduced now! She's an idiot but everyone seems to love her!

I thought she was having her breasts reduced again - I'm sure she was in some program talking about it, around the time of the last "I'm a celebrity........" as they were talking about that. Whatever.......I thought the public were actually quite bored of her by now, I know I certainly am!!

I had a friend who was so lazy he married a pregnant woman. Everytime they tried to make love, nothing would happen. Then he'd ask her, "What's the matter, can't you think of anyone either?"

I would totally fucking suckle on those tits, prego or not.

It's a known fact that British women have the largest average breast size in all of Europe.

CAN I FUCK HER?!

a part of me is getting real HARD!

she didn't adopt the disabled kid, she got pregnant to Dwight Yorke, the other kid and the one inside her are peter andre's. She has books out, underwear lines, an album and other crap, she's famous for having ridiculous boobs and having fights with people. And yes, you can breastfeed with implants although she doesn't seem the mothering type.

For more trashy famous brits, google 'jodie marsh' *shudder*

big ole hooters...we likes

www.carpemundus.com - mammories...like the corners of my mind...

Who is she? And, just HOW big ARE "the twins" anyway? That bra/bikini top looks like it could double as a hat for siamese twins!BRAHAHAHA!!! So I have to ask.. Earlier someone said she got them for her job.. Is she like some super stripper or something?

It's resembles a 3rd breast...only smaller.

Stripper?
shes a glamour model
and no people in the UK do not think shes famous or great.
most men also thing shes a dog :]
which is good.
and there not pregnant boobs are they, dur.
there blatenty fake.

you should get some pics of her wedding to peter andre, now thats a sight.
omg.

xx

What planet r u all from! I can't believe u don't know who Jordan is! N #221 of course she's famous in the UK u gimp! N most guys worship her n don't think she's a dog. You must b 1 ugly dog 2 express your jealousy in such a way of making up this kinda crap

she's also a shrewd businesswoman who's amassed a massive personal fortune through sales and writing whilst caring for a disabled child. can't forget that part. yes she's tacky and her boob's are a bit ridiculous but you've got to hand it to her, she's done ridiculously well for herself. the uk public can't think that badly of her seen as they're the one's making her so much money buying her perfume/books/magazines.

she shouldn't turn around, her ass is ugly. shes got grandmotherly tits, i guess thats cute... but she is a pretty tranny

That's what we used to call "Winnebagos"

mmm....given the other pics you've been showing i'll take this one for now