Feb 5 2007Jessica Simpson is insane and possibly a man

total tranny

Not a tranny, just a blonde. but remember. blonde is a disease not a hair color. hey! im #2!

~N@ughty

She has to be drunk.

Is...is that RUPAUL?

She's a hick mouth-breather. I'd still love to have a go at her... tranny or not.

Did I just type that in public? Oops!

Her mouth is open in almost every fucking shot.

And yet, its so welcoming... I can't help but want to skull fuck the shit out of her.

I think that is her impression of a blow up doll. All she needs is a sign around her neck saying insert here. And then a release valve to let the air out.

Papa Joe takes the pictures and in his spare time he likes to print them out and doodle in his penis skeeting into her mouth. She's a very obliging daughter(/son).

Wait, What? When Did She Used To Be Hot?

"when daddy said to keep exercising those BJ jaw muscles, he didn't mean in public, my little cash cow, I mean sweetie.."

bwahaahaa! bwaahahhaaaahaha! what a dipsh*t. she really is depriving a village somewhere of their olympic idiot hopes.

OK! So if you go to TMZ you will see the actual video of her leaving and see that she isn't posing wiht her mouth open! She actually is crazy at all! She posed for a couple pictures like the photogs asked and these are the in between! GET A LIFE!!! Hey, she's richer and hoter than all of you combined!

She's weird. But the new hair looks good and her body still looks ready for a pounding. But it's the makeup, that horrible makeup, that results in her looking like such a tranny! Seriously, with all her money, doesn't she have image consultants and stuff that would ensure she's made up to look fuckable, and not like a cross dresser?!

Is she still hot? More importantly, who is she going to back for President? Her endorsement could decide the election....And ya. She's hot.

Is she still hot? More importantly, who is she going to back for President? Her endorsement could decide the election....And ya. She's hot.

The scariest porn star (almost) ever.
Seriously though, who is monkey boy in the background? (if he's the stylist responsible for her new look, I think he's on the take).

Nick: "really, dude, here's like 100K, make her gnarly looking, and tell her she's super-hot with her mouth gaping open".

Stylist: "ummm, ok".

she is really starting to look like Sandra Bernhard... think back to Roseanne days - the resemblance is scary.

at least we can tell the sisters apart now...too bad it had to be jessica to turn ugly. i cant stand ashlee.

She's weird. But the new hair looks good and her body still looks ready for a pounding. But it's the makeup, that horrible makeup, that results in her looking like such a tranny! Seriously, with all her money, doesn't she have image consultants and stuff that would ensure she's made up to look fuckable, and not like a cross dresser?!

Most of the pics look terrible, but she looks fine in some of them, like dirty fine. She looks better here than normal, I can't wait until she gets to the really dirty stage...when the bubblegum fame starts to dry up and she lets that inner porn star start to show...

#12 Gen, lighten up....you are very defensive about her...maybe it's time to take down your Jessica posters and move on

like, omg, and totally, because she's rilly-rilly super, and...she's richer and hoter than all of you combined!

you fucking crack me up. if you're gonna play with the rest of the fourth-graders please at least spell like one.

I could fill that gaping awe

#12, GTFO plzthx. This site is obviously not the place for you.

She has absolutely no idea how to shut her stupid mouth. Also, wtf is up with that discolored patch of skin on her left arm in the first pic?

The guy behind her is Ken Paves. He is her hairstylist/makeup artist and created that awful new wig line that she has. So yeah, he's responsible for her look.

Anna Nicole told her it looks sexy to walk around like a mouthbreather.

Her hair dye didn't have a reaction with her brain because it was never there in the first place! Perhaps it was those hair chemicals mixed with dust and cobwebs?

Or even worse, maybe this isn't her hair... but a wig from her line?

I'd still bang her like a drum. No doubt.

so they had a photo shoot for her new hairdo? she must be on something, powerful, or she desperately needs press/attention. its one of those, that said, 99.9% of guys will hit that. werd

the girl behind her in the main pic is better looking by a long shot.

she's obviously infected with whatever Tyra Banks has . . .

all that bronzer makes her SLACKJAWED!!!

I'd hit it.

But I agree she looks like she's been possessed by an alien in these pics ...

She misses having daddy Joe's big fat cak in her mouth. srsly, wtf, she is SO annoying.

But I do have to say that she looks like she lost some weight, her body looks good.

It's an orangutan mugging for the camera, and not Jessica Simpson. It only looks like her...get your facts straight!

She misses having daddy Joe's big fat cak in her mouth. srsly, wtf, she is SO annoying.

But I do have to say that she looks like she lost some weight, her body looks good.

It's an orangutan mugging for the camera, and not Jessica Simpson. It only looks like her...get your facts straight!

I'd hit it.

But I agree she looks like she's been possessed by an alien in these pics ...

It's an orangutan mugging for the camera, and not Jessica Simpson. It only looks like her...get your facts straight!

that makeup is CAKED on, my friends. Spatula style.
i'm baffled by the mouth thing..just... baffled.

anything that makes one think of Sandra Bernhard is bad, very fucking bad

now I gotta get that shit outta my head

fucking monkey, close your yap

i thought this was tyra

I must have been vacationing on Pluto when Jessica Simpson was considered hot by anyone at all. I've always thought she looked very masculine and that accent...fuck me. That accent makes me impotent.

Can her ex husband be arrested for fucking the hotness out of her?

Man did he dump her just in time or what?!?!?!

i thought she was untalented but understood the attraction to her. That has officialy ended.

I think that hair color looks great on her, and her body looks fabulous. I hate to say that because I think she's a complete moron with no talent. Still, lots of people look a lot worse...

Good genes being wasted. Me thinks oxycodone mixed with vodka and a lil cocaine.

If you don't think she's hot, then you're gay.

I'll bet you LOOOOOOOOOVE Tom Cruise movies.

If you don't think she's hot, then you're gay.

I'll bet you LOOOOOOOOOVE Tom Cruise movies.

If you don't think she's hot, then you're gay.

I'll bet you LOOOOOOOOOVE Tom Cruise movies.

Does anyone know who that fat guy with zits is that she is humping? la la land, thou queen is jessica..

If you don't think she's hot, then you're gay.

I'll bet you LOOOOOOOOOVE Tom Cruise movies.

I think that hair color looks great on her, and her body looks fabulous. I hate to say that because I think she's a complete moron with no talent.

BTW, is anyone else having ((insert wild cussing here)) problems with this site? including

1. Having to sign in again every time you try to post, even though the SUP screen stays up and open.

2. Not being able to sign in because the page "can't be found"

3. Sign-ins that actually work take 2 minutes to come up.

WTF???

If you don't think she's hot, then you're gay.

I'll bet you LOOOOOOOOOVE Tom Cruise movies.

If you don't think she's hot, then you're gay.

I'll bet you LOOOOOOOOOVE Tom Cruise movies.

If you don't thing she's hot, then you're gay.

I'll bet you love Tom Cruise movies.

If you don't thing she's hot, then you're gay.

I'll bet you love Tom Cruise movies.

If you don't thing she's hot, then you're gay.

I'll bet you love Tom Cruise movies.

Those pictures are just wrong!!

OK, F-Sucker, you can stop now. No, really....

She's hot, if you happen to be from a certain monkey family and like them thick and tranny like.

There's definitely some monkeys out there ready for her except some monkeys have a thing about stupid monkeys.

Ken Paves' fatter gayer brother...

I swear, when I saw that picture I though "who's that tranny?", I didn't realize it was not a tranny and it was J.Simpson until I read it was Jessica Simpson.

Obviously this girl didn't listen to her grandmas advice.

wait. does f-sucker think shes hot?

But i like the curvy body,nice curvy!

#53 me to i thought i posted like five times ( same post) i dont remebrer it saying error just page not found but the adress will say www.thesuperficial.com.ccomments.cgi so on and so forth

Here's what s/he is turning into...

I think it's her masculin neck what's making her look tranny.

There are just so many things wrong with that second pic. Like who is that ugly looking guy in the pic? And what role does he have that involves Jessica to be positioned as she is towards him, but it's like neither is aware of the others existence? But most significantly, that mysterious detached hand in the background is arguably the ugliest hand I've ever seen!!! what's wrong with it?!

seriosuly, after examining those pictures, this woman is beyond ridiculous, and I thought she was good looking (yuck).

total insane tranny drag queen, and not one of those hot good looking drag queens, but one of those too manly yucky drag queens.
geez, this is too much: http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/02/jessica-simpson-tranny-crazy-05.jpg

this is stupid... we're getting to the point where any girl that wears too much makeup, and looks athletic is a tranny??? thats ridiculous... she still looks good... i do wish that she would do everyone a favor and close her mouth... shes much hotter when she isnt talking

this is stupid... we're getting to the point where any girl that wears too much makeup, and looks athletic is a tranny??? thats ridiculous... she still looks good... i do wish that she would do everyone a favor and close her mouth... shes much hotter when she isnt talking

There are just so many things wrong with that second pic. Like who is that ugly looking guy in the pic? And what role does he have that involves Jessica to be positioned as she is towards him, but it's like neither is aware of the others existence? But most significantly, that mysterious detached hand in the background is arguably the ugliest hand I've ever seen!!! what's wrong with it?!

#72
-honestly, it has nothing to do with makeup. I've seen women wear far more x100 makeup on their faces that Jessica is wearing in those pictures and who are completely athletic and they look completely womanly, nothing like a tranny AT ALL, no one would over think of them resembling a tranny AT ALL.
But man, Jessica is truly looking like a tranny, it's shocking!! I honestly thought it was a tranny in the pictures. I'm afraid it's the girl herself, you can't blame her looking thanny on makeup at all, too bad for her.

And btw, what's athletic about J.Simpson LMAO? she's 100% tranny looking!! way more tranny looking than many actual trannies!!
if you think she looks good, it's because you think trannies look good.

Fresh collagen injection doesnt help the tranny issue

The ugly guy is her stylist.

IT'S SO OBVIOUS

I know exactly why she has her mouth open like that, and it's not a partial seizure. Look at the pictures where her mouth is closed. Her lips are obviously puffy and misshapen. She probably had an injectibles accident, and was told that if she opened her mouth, people would think she was just being cookey jess instead of cheap-plastic-sugergy-talentless-whore jess!

she's trying to hide bad plastic surgery!!!

It looks to me like you can see some tags ala-britney in a couple of those pictures.

My first thought was "blow up doll".

A BLOW UP DOLL WITH NO FEET

yo fish, can't you make this site automatically update?

shoddy, shoddy, fishy, naughty!

OMG! One picture is worth a thousand bukakke jokes! Nuff said.

(80)Now you mentioned,it indeed look like her legs end up in this elephant feet lookalike.

i seriously despise this bitch. she is a fucking idiot and its obvious that she thinks those stupid faces are attractive or some shit. i hate her face.

bukakke? is that like fubar?

I think she messed around with a brother and dislocated her TMJ.

The temporomandibular joints (TMJs) connect your lower jaw to your skull. Many TMJ-related symptoms are caused by the effects of physical and emotional stress on the structures around the joint.

i.e. a brotha

and if ya don't know...now ya know!

I'm going to go against the crowd here... aside from the unnecessary lip injections and unflattering haircut, she's looking gorgeous... especially now that she's put on a little weight!

you kidding? she LOST weight since that dolly parton disaster.

and she's fast on the road to dollywood: the place where clown-faced LSD nightmares look beautiful

besides the obvious jaw unhinged from blow job comments....WHAT IN GOD'S NAMES IS WRONG WITH HER??????

no no no...you're jessica simpson...NOT jessica alba!!

Good God she is a weird color

Man, the astonishing speed with which she went from "hot" to "WTF is wrong with her?" is pretty frightening. Whoever told her she'd look good with red hair should be kicked in the crotch. And whoever keeps enabling her in her orange skin addiction needs to be Gitmo'd. Correcting those two travesties would do a lot of good right there. The hair color thing, well, fine, almost every chick who isn't Amish has learned the hard way what an unflattering hair color can do, but there is no excuse for the orange. Does she not see what she looks like? My grandpa looked like that right before he died of liver cancer.

Srsly, she is so annoying. Clothes your fucking mouth.

although i hate to admit it, her body is looking much better than it has been. she looks like she lost weight or toned up or both.

RE #2- fourteen of my best friends are blondes, so we need to step outside. And, Mister Author Person- why the hatin' on trannies?

Holy christ...you're all nuts. I think that's the hottest I've ever seen her...hah!

to speak for fishman, based on his comments, i would say that there is nothing wrong with trannies at all. fish is cleverer than your run-of-the mill fratboy. the point is just that it's definitely not the look that she is going for. she thinks she looks like a hot lady, but she actually looks like something else entirely, which only showcases how dumb she and her ppl are.

Every time a see a photo of this girl I am convinced that she is on the slow boat to Britneyville.

How could anybody in there right mind think this girl could be anything but a Tranny. No, but serously we all know she's not but it's fun to think that us women can pass her being a complete idoit off on the fact that she is a man. I hate hate hate Jessica she looks retarted when she sings and you sucks at it to. I don't see how any guy could be turn on but somebody so stupid!

I'd fuck her praying mantis style - bite her head off and then ride her as her body spasms to death. Except for her head, she looks totally fuckable here. Problem solved.

Maybe when i spread gentle the middlepage of this populair magazine over her face,maybe it's possible.

#100 Needle-dick the Bug Fucker.

Looks like she just came out of a tanning booth, and had some botox injected into her jaw.

Someone, photoshop a dick in her mouth..... It would fit perfectly.

why don't stars just stay home when they're recovering from surgery?

Love the hair but whats with the face? She looks like a blow up doll.

Holy shit, dude.

ya know....after looking at just a few of these, my own mouth is starting to hurt....

Love that 'mouth-wide-open' look. Good size and I got something I would love to work out in there. She's quite do-able, wouldn't say no to a couple of hours with her...

She use to be really pretyy, but now She's Thick and ugly. Look how stubby she is

hours? please!

She use to be really pretty when she was Blonde and Thin, but now She's Thick and ugly. Look how stubby she is.

Look at the thumbnails -- pic. #7: she looks like a mental patient being helped along into her car. One hand holding her on one side, another hand on the butt (ewwww).

I think she's seriously losing it.

Can't believe no one has mentioned that her nippies are showing through her shirt.
My apologies if someone has actually already said that...

can't lose what you don't have

barf!! She looks hideous.

I think she may have blowers cramp. An insidious disease affecting those spending too many hours providing oral gratification.

@85

Bukakke. It's different from fubar - way different.

thanks troll.

i looked it up on wikipedia after you ignored my question...

something to do with semen and japanese porn?

crazy tranny pic #6 is going to give me nightmares. Proof that one should NOT get collagen treatments at the "Dollar Store".

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bukakke

won't you tell me what it is? pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase?

oh. lame.

She clearly misunderstood when someone advised her that the way to get ahead in Hollywood is to shut the hell up and open your mouth nice and wide.

Also, GO BEARS.

lmao, 123

brilliant, brillian

Is she going to die anytime soon?

What a classy American.

Would this dingbat please quit with the goofy mugs already?

she looks like a mentally challenged gorilla.

She doesn't just look like a tranny. She looks like a mildly-shocked-tranny-cadaver.

You know, right after you strangle him with your bare hands to make sure he never tells anyone how you unceasingly wept and cried for your mama, after he busted one in your ass.

Or is that just me?

NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! jessica simspon is decent person...and at least she has talent...paris hilton is the ugly tranny.

stupid fuckin people.

The girl can open her mouth that damn wide, and Nick still went out and cheated on her? Fuckin' idiot.

To tell you the truth. I've always hated Jessica Simpson. I've hated her voice...and I've hated how damn stupid she acts sometimes. She probably is a damn man. After Nick left her she probably went lesbian and wants a sex change or something.
She gives blonde's a bad name. Her AND her sister

Jesus, I've never seen a human bucket loader before.
Guess my luck couldn't hold forever.

Just talked to a tranny and hir told me, this is A TOTAL. TRANNY........continue.

if i won powerball, i would buy a magic potion that would turn my whole body into a nose (about 7 inches long) and then said nose would be forced and jammed and shoehorned and pushed into the ulra-tight crotch of her jeans, and sniff and sniff and.......oops, my undie-pants just got all boogery stuff in them.

Jessice Simpson ain't no fucking man. She's fucking hot and i can guarantee every guy on this site would fuck her if they had the chance. I'm sure if the paparazzi followed any of you around and snapped pics of you every second there are bound to be some bad ones.
Yeah she's a dumb bitch and all but she's not doing any one any harm.
People love to look at her and #136 posts prove it! :)

...OH! I get it now!

She's trying to be Whitney Houston before her crack-attack.

That explains the shitty hair and dark whore-like makeup. Right, okay.

eww..why does she have her mouth open in every shot?

is she showing off her teeth or does she actually think that she looks hot..if she opens her mouth in every picture they take of her?!?!?

oh,i hate her fake tan with alot of bronzer on! she looks cheap!

You know how your grandma always says "keep making that face and it will freeze like that"? Well, after Jessica's 125,985th blowjob...

Problems with this thing "as I see it".The bitch hangs with Ken Paves and they are starting to resemble one another. Problem two, Im not a medical professional, but I think she may need a tetanus shot. Doesnt that help prevent lock jaw, or rabies, or prostate trouble, erectile disfunction and peeing urgency, and heartwarms and bipolar disorder. Jessica, please, get the shots.......

sometimes i just cant wrap my mind around how stupid this cunt is.

Photographer: "Ok now Miss Simpson, just like we practiced last night ... SMILE LIKE A DONUT!"

Even open that wide, this dumb bitch's mouth isn't big enough for my huge johnson to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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...umphf...huh...wha....oh, hey, sorry, just managed to put even myself to sleep. Fuck, I need to get some new material...

That one pic where she has her mouth closed is frightening!! And to get the selftanner done the day she unveiled a haircolour that matched her skin might have been a better idea once the Restylane settled. And the whole package isn't helped by the smoky gray eyeshadow that makes her look like a whore on Sunday morning. I think she's supposed to be at home with an ice pack on her gob.

I'd hit it with industrial strength makeup remover and a tire iron, but not necessarily in that order.

my uneducated guess is that ol' jess juz want us to mistake her as a blow-up doll so at least there's chances of her getting some sex lately.

pah

NOW she's John Mayer material!

Remove the head and she looks great.

She looks like a fucking oompa-loompa.

Is she going to the same rhino guy Michael Jackson goes?

all I want to do is smack her upside the head and tell her to shut that gaping wang-hole...she looks utterly ridiculous! I don't care how much richer she is than me... at least I dont walk around trying looking like that o.O

you mean, she HAD a brain to even melt??

why can't she just do a simple brown? why does she have to do the stupid carrot tone?

Is it just me or is JSimp starting to look like Mandy Moore? except Mandy has a fatter ass...

Look at that second pic...

Fucking boring.

Gimme more Danny Bonnadouce crap.

And wipe that RItchie Sambora shit off too. Replace it with anything. Heck, you can report on ME for material.

I dont think humans are supposed to be that color....

Freakshow......

People, this is obviously a woman in suffering. Those are all the symptoms of an advanced case of Cock Jaw.

#102 - I agree horsewood, my troll is a needle dick. Actually, more of a tiny pink penus. How did your daily cup of Go Fuck Yourself taste with your cereal this morning?

Is it me, or is she kinda lookin like Faith Hill--who btw...is a lot hotter than whore ass jessica! I just don't want her looking the same as a great singer, which jessica is not!!

She is making the same stupid face in almost every picture.
This is another person who needs to disappear. Her last album was a flop. She can't act. And her sister is the better looking one now.

Come on guys, give her a break. Her mouth is like that because she's gotten so used to blowing cock that it just won't shut. Like, duh.

1. Stumpy. Like a tree stump.
2. Fat - but kinda of tight. Soon to be fat and sloppy.
3. Horse-boned. Built like a truck driver.

!

insert cock there.

On the first pic from the left,the guy doesn't look very happy.Possibly she forgot her mouthspray?

wtf is she doing? why is her mouth always open. It almost looks like shes stealing some of britneys poses er some shit. All shes gotta do is show those boobs more stop posing like a retard.

It's tough to be really worked up about her as a celeb. I kinda feel sorry for this girl; she's obviously cute, killer body, and even her fake hair looks good. I like this make-up too - it's an evening look [minus the gaping catfish piehole look].

And for the record - I want the jeans, belt & that handbag. Fuck the rest of you and the pix - just give me the STUFF. :-)

The reddish hair color does look like retarded in my view.

Her arms look like juicy drumsticks. The chicken wing kind.

The weight might not look so bad on her if she wouldn't try to wear the crap she wore 20 pounds ago. Hey Jess, you're a fat girl now!! Start dressing like one.

...and somebody really should have told her that she had a deodorant-pit stain on her shirt. Bad friends.

Here's an idea if you think she's hot: print-out picture #5, cut out a hole in her mouth, and use it as a masturbation aid. Imagine the look on her face as her surprise of the size of your load.

btw, I didn't know Jessica Simpson was really Afgani.

Hate the girl...love the jeans.

Looks like she let her pet fish put her makeup on for her.

Oh, guys, be nice. Just because the orange tan on her face matches her horrible hair color, and her makeup looks like she was an extra on the set of the Thriller music video, doesn't make her a tranny! It just makes her look like a ditzy, re-animated corpse. I especially like the pale pink lips. I think you'd have to be a necrophiliac to hit that.

#6 - Agreed. The constantly open mouth is due to lack of schwantz filling said orifice. She could probably put two in there at the same time.

#53 - it's not you. Wally's probably launching a DoS attack against TypeKey. After all, if no one can sign on, then he can be the only one who can post, and that's how the troll likes it.

#98 - fast track, not slow boat.

Everything that you can do incorrectly enhance your image, she's done all at the same time. Orange skin, hair color, & eye shadow that makes you look like you haven't slept in a week
Truly the only thing missing are 6 naked dudes simultaneously treating her like a saltine.

P.S. Since when did wearing the collar on your polo shirt up become fashionable again? That went out in 1986 with the mini-mullet tail.
Someone needs to get her stylist a stylist.

One more thing ... under the left tit ... definitely a "Bill Clinton" stain. I'm surprised that no one else said anything about that.

She looks like Bill the Cat

Aaack

it looks like her outfit came straight from k-mart. she needs a better stylist. at least wear a lighter shirt with those dark jeans. almost everyone knows that!

I have a theory. Because blonde hair is so coveted, plain looking girls can fool people into thinking their beautiful with one good blonde hair dye job. Seriously, how many people are naturally blonde? A VERY small fraction of the gazillion we got here in Cali. And with their natural dark hair, no one would give them a second look but then they go blonde and bam, they're "hot". That's the deal with Jessica. She had that long blonde hair (and the boobs of course) and everyone was like "she's a knockout!" but if you actually LOOK at her face, she totally looks like a caveman - heavy brown, square jaw, beak nose...I'm telling you, it's uncanny.

Ugh, no wonder she's a piece of crap.

Take your Panties proves us that you're a Man.

160. *trolls* You'd think I would have discerned that several people post as RichPort, fucking cock gobbler.

No, there is only ONE troll on the Fish, Ferret INVENTED the Internet, and I AM communicating with God when Father John "puts the devil back into hell", even though my asshole always hurts for a week.

Carry on.

Just another dirty ho looking for something big and hot to stuff in her mouth. Can't have mine yet cuz Fergie and I we still be smoking crystal and my dick is as big as your little toe.

I'd still fuck the shit out of her.

if she had pressd up to that weird looking guy in her dukes days he woulda jizzed himself. here though he looks likes he's trying to pretend it's not happening. understandably. the whole mouth thing is kinda pornish.

Her hair color and her skin are about the same, awesome. Not. I actually used to like her because she wasn't a total slutty skank like most others...but now she's just retarded (more so than before).

yes, plus that oompa loompa tan isn't helping