Feb 27 2007Jennifer Love Hewitt has amazing boobs

AMAZING.(first?)

Oh my,

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Sincerely yours,
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Oh and, who the fuck is this?

Is she in porn?

Too bad it doesn't make her face any less generic.

WOW this entry was made early in le morning.

You should see mine! Lucky for me, i got them as a present at birth...and not when I turned 21! he he he

Damn! Looks at those....eyelashes.

Oh my gaaaaaawd!
if she needed a mid party snack, why not smuggle in some tic-tacs...
not a couple of watermelon!!

I just want to reach out both my hands and place them very delicately over her, and go "Honk, Honk".

Fuck this, fuck it.

Nothing stories about Pink, and now, a nothing story about this broad.

Where's my Thora?

Pissed off. Fuck it.

Are those real... cuz if so there is hope...
Are those fake... cuz if so there is hope...

but EEK... you can see every pore on her face. tacky.

I bet it will turn out that she's genetically male like Jamie Lee Curtis is.

OH GOD
I think I just creamed my pants..
OH .. GOD.

lovescontroversy1:
"but EEK... you can see every pore on her face. tacky."
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN LOOKING AT HER FACE?!

::pouts::

Okay, so anytime now someone can send me 7 grand for my boob job . . . I'm waiting.

I guess 7 grand would cover one. Not really sure. I need to start saving. A little plastic never killed anyone. Well, maybe it did but so what . . . it can look really nice.

Actually it's saline right?

Like I said, 7 grand . . . ::sighs::

her earlobes are kinda big too . . .

yes, I actually managed to look at something other than her ginormaus jugs . . .

Yeah, she is so hot, can you imagine being able to play with those? Why doesn't she pose naked? mmm

Party of Five - remember that show folks? That is where she is from. So.. I'm thinking *IF* she did porn now, it theoretically could be called ... wait for it... wait for it... "Party of Two" ??

Damn those are HUGE!

Jennifer Love Hugetits...

Tune in Tokyo! Tune in Tokyo!

Nah, y'all are just too young to remember that one. What a way to start your day.

Yeah, big something about her face. Could someone...aah...crop out everything but the face, so I know what you're talking about with the pores and the earlobes...oh yeah...and send me some money for a new keyboard.

Those are amazing norks.

#14 - It doesn't necessarily work. Mine are silicone and the bastards don't meet in the middle like that even with a Wonderbra! Only real ones seem to squish like that. Sigh.

Those porn tits are totally wasted on on a goofy drip like her.

[damnit what is it with Typekey? It either signs you in for a zillion months or kicks you out every day!]

I don't care if they're fake or real, they look perfect. I'm jealous, but in a nice way!

She still looks like a horse but it probably doesn't matter with bewbies like those.

You guys that dont find her hot are either mentally challenged or gay, im not sure which. Her boobs arent really THAT big. She's a C cup at best, the dress just makes them good damn impressive.

Oh and they're real.

They're real, and they're spectacular!

Boobs... impressive.

Ears? Maybe some double-stick tape could get those under control

Who needs double-stick tape? I'll just use my hands and pull them forward, if you get my drift.

whoaa they really are perfect, but i think its just tape, you'd be amazed at all the things you could lift with tape.

All big breasts look good in a bra, same goes for taped up breasts like #28 said.

When the bra comes off is when the ugliness comes out. Huge knockers flat like pancakes, nipples the size of saucers and tits that are like rocks in a sock - flat on top with a ball of fat in the bottom. Hanging to the waist.

Or big nice round young boobies that are a pleasure to look at. Unless you have B cups like I do. My boyfriend lies that he likes them but I know what kind of porn he looks at, the bastard!

If i were dead, I'd be ghost whispering to her in the shower. BOOOOOOOOOOBIES!!!

i still cant' beleive i watched ghostwhisperer once, i really want that hour back

She has had a rack like that since "Party of Five" (and check out little Lacy Chabert from that show right now. Oh my GOD!). Whoever produced/directed that show had an eye for future boobage.

The only thing she's lacking in those photos is a nice pearl necklace. I'd be happy to give her one. Or a Cincinnati bowtie.

That guy in the 8th pic needs emergency Botox to his forehead

"Tune in Tokyo! Tune in Tokyo!"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

(who's the twit on her arm?)

I wish someone would do to her what that crazy dude Miggs in Silence of the Lambs did to her... wack off and throw it on her. And of course by someone, I mean me.

Red Carpet Fan: I can smell your cunt.
RichPort: Now then, tell me. What did Red Carpet Fan say to you? Red Carpet Fan... hissed at you. What did he say?
Jennifer Love Hewitt: He said, "I can smell your cunt."
RichPort: I see. I myself cannot. You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today...

Maybe she show's off her ginormus jugs to distract away from the fact that she a horrible actress and an even worse singer, i do what i could if i sucked that much in such a shitty movie like "i know what you did"

Ghost: Jennifer, nice boobs!
Jennifer: duh
Ghost: Too bad your face sucks tho, see ya on the flip side
*Ghost Disappears*

Woah.
Who cares if she is a terrible actress?
No one is going to be looking at her face anymore.

My husband was best friends with her brother when they lived in Killeen TX, he told me a funny story about how when he and Todd would be playing atari on the TV after school and Jennifer would be furious because she wanted to watch TV, (Jennifer was just a little kid) so when they wouldn't stop playing the video gamge she would go to the breaker box and shut off all the power in the house...they kept losing their "top scores" so they would just quit playing and she then could watch her cartoons..lol smart girl...

#39 you should have waited until we were all hovered around a crackling fire place burning marshmellows

....in the still of the night

i wonder if she got them lifted

40- don't you mean huddled?

#43 you can choose number 2

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#35 - nice try troll. At least you stole from a good movie. Now be a good little boy and hop off my dick.

#29, so true, so true. when jen love is free-boobin' it, those titties match her face, i'm sure.

oh, it's tragic how her makeup artist was wearing a blindfold whilst painting her face.

her ears look breat... she looks like a sexy little elf... a sexy little elf with fantastic tits

Is she with the dude from Leave It To Beaver?

breat... er meant great... i am distracted and un able to concentrate... the elf breasts are taking over my brain...

#45 - I thought you went away. You don't even closely mimic my cadence or writing style. You're not funny, you never have a fucking thing to add, and you have way too much fucking time on your hands. Your attempts at showcasing your intellect continue to be in vain. Stop trying to ruin every single fucking thread with your mendacious idiocy.

Boobage! Ilove it. Check out pick #5 A vag in her armpit?. Gotta love a girl like that!

"You don't even closely mimic my cadence"

lmao. get over yourself, greaseball. doesn't somebody need you to update a video driver or something, mr hemingway?

Your obsession is scary... except for the fact that I know you're a little bitch who wouldn't even look me in the eyes in person. It's apparently you that needs to get over me.

Sorry, I don't fraternize with the low level tech support. Nothing personal.

she has a forehead made for bangs...........

feel like drinking milk all of a sudden

Oh look, her one and only asset. Almost distracts from the complete lack of talent, personality, intelligence or anything else worthwhile. C'mon, at least Anna Nicole Smith was *interesting.* And her chest was bigger too.

J Love is a perfectly cute girl, her show sucks, but who cares? And her rack is impressive (at least in this pic). Bravo, girlfriend! I even like the dress, it's among the better ones. As are the boobies.

Don't be hanging low like Drew Barrymore in that one awful pic. If you've got big jugs, you gots to have support.

Anna Nicole Smith wasn't interesting, she was a crazy-ass stripper who got lucky and married a rich old sick guy. The most interesting thing about her were her tits.

If she had a vagina between her breasts she'd be perfect.

#32 - I did check out Lacey Chabert as per your recommendation, and I would like to sincerely thank you for bringing her to my attention. Damn! I never really watched Party of Five so I don't remember what she looked like back then, but she sure grew up nicely...

spectacular rack...long-assed rubber face.

Amazing in that she's padded to the hilt!

FOOLS!

Faptastic!

Fish, you finally post something I truly care about...

JLH has been making wood for since day one of Party of Five...

Good job Fish... Good job...

#19 --- "Come in Calcutta...."

Amen..

18 that was awesome

All of you bitching that those puppies are padded or fake, she's had that rack for at least 10 or 11 years, when she was 17. Which means, even if they're fake, they're fucking fantastic fakes. My God, what I wouldn't give to motorboat between them. I've wanted to hit that since Party of Five and I still want to hit it. Just fucking spectacular.

#60, my trollish knobgobbler, perhaps if you ever had a vagina to stick your dick into that wasn't made of plastic then perhaps you wouldn't be so obsessed with some of us.

Title says it all. Well put.

Title says it all. Well put.

She can have any kind of boobs she wants, and a face like an alien, but as long as no one ever makes me watch "The Tuxedo" ever again, I don't give a damn.

If you click the first pic in the first row, it looks as though her boobs are exploding near her armpit, as well.

Those are fake. She got them done between her 2 I Know What You Did Last Summer movies. Watch 'em both and you'll see.

NOT FAKE!!!!!!! NO!!!! I guess there's one way to find out - surround my dick with them. I know, I'll take the bullet and let you all know.

amazing........ly fake

Good lord, that is a GRADE A RACK! I'd never let those... erm... HER out of the house.

Good for her, I always kinda cheer for her. You know, I don't want to actually watch her movies (generally made for TV) or her Ghost Whispering TV show, but she seems like a sweet girl and she's cute as hell.

is it bad that i actually noticed her big floppy ears first?

oh holy hell i can't believe you guys are nit picking about her PORES and ears! look at her rack! she has one of the nicest racks there is, and its all natural, as for #74 im sure they came up with NEW BRAS that had much better support between those two movies, they're real, get over it.
man what i wouldnt do to look like her, or at least have that body, if i was a man i would (as some of you say) tap that

Let's put it this way. Were I, a viking I would raid her village, I would burn it, and rape all women children and livestock, and take her on my dragon ship for further....hmmmm, raping.

No wonder the ghosts talk to her.

An elf with big bazoombas just seems wrong. Hot, but wrong...

I'd hit it even ; )

BarbadoSlim rules. Officially, I'm against raping, but that shit is funny.

those are some tig ol' bitties

Natural, healthy, and genuine - that is unique. It is baffling girls want to emulate that vapid homely Paris, boney messed up Nicole or leader of the wretched refuse Monkey Kate. A sad commentary on the youth of today.

I like the look on that dude's face - seems to be saying "Yeah, I'm bangin' this".

The only thing that could make her hotter is if she had pointed ears and was in fact an elf. Barbado Slim: Remember, it's (1) rape, (2) pillage, (3) then burn.

Nice face.

You could project a movie on that forehead...

:P

Love how there ALWAYS some chick to say she's not that hot OR the dreaded- her boobs are fake. She is that hot. And since the boobs are touching, they look pretty real. Regardless she is awesome.

A nice friendly pair, it's hard not to like her.

hahaha, have none of you seen a set of tits in your lifetime?

she is so gorgeous! a real starlet!

Hate to pop y'all's bubbles but they're not real. Real ones have more weight at the bottom, yes, even young ones that are big, round, firm, and pass the pencil test with flying colors (and I would know). Also, pear-shaped gals like JLH are always flat-chested. If you need more proof, look here: http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos48/jennifer-love-hewitt.jpg

Good surgical work, though.

This is one Hollyweird chick that has actually gotten hotter over the years. Amazing. She needs to be studied. Take any other hot chick that was famous in the 90's and they are completely used up by now. For all those that don't know who she is she was in Party of Five and I know what you did last summer.

In response to previous comments, I believe the new tits are fake, but she has always had really nice tits, even though they were smaller before.

O those fucking breats....mmmmmm GOD i want to suck on her mommy bottles!!!

and they are real :]
she is my favorite actress in the entire world. did you just see her on the tyra show? :]

she is definately top 10 material

Yeah - just wait til she has kids and then she'll be tucking them into her waistband! <----------(JEALOUS OF JLH'S BOOBIES)

oh my GOD.....they are PERFECT. W-O-W.

F-A-K-E...She looks good though...

Looks like the baby trolls ran off the grownups!!

Her boobs are REAL - they've ALWAYS been spectacular!

MY GAWD... As like many of you, I think i just ....

Any one have a towel?

Copy, paste and weep -- she's naturally flat as a board.

http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos48/jennifer-love-hewitt.jpg

She could do better then that dude.

She's got to get attention somehow, if you are not sexy, nor good looking and have a face the size of a horse, then of course show off the boobs. It is the only way to save yourself from becoming a wannabe A list actress when you are on the D list.

yeah, but she's starting to get old

Jennifer is the best!Тя е супер!

So her tits are majorly pushed up like EVERYONE else is doing. Who cares? She looks great and I'd love to enjoy them/her.

wtf is wrong with yall? Pores?? Ears?? Forehead?? Looks like a horse?? Idiots, all of you who say such things. Absolute drooling idiots. SHE IS VERY PRETTY. And her tits are just fuckin epic, absolutely spectacular. Huge for her body size, big, juicy, and round. When I saw this pic my dick got hard pronto and then, son, you'd best believe I busted my nuts. Ungggh! God!

Did someone mention an elf with big tits?? BUST-A-NUT!!! That's about the hottest concept ever. I can hardly handle how hot that is!

damn those are some big ones. i wish i cold touch em andtake off her dress.
mi stick is so hard rite now. any girls out there want to touch it!? im guuna put mayo inside of her maybe you if ure lucky girls!

please suck it like porno girls ill TRY not to make u pregnant.
sticks bout 6 inches. let u messure and suck it till its purple.

i want you to make me a tittyfuck and then come all over your big boobies

i want to come all over your boobs