Feb 12 2007Howard K. Stern hams it up for TV

i'm pretty sure she already was "with Daniel"

Heck, he might make more of the interviews than he's going to get for murdering her and her son.

What a class act, I'm pretty sure there's an exception somewhere in the bible to allow killing in the case of this doosh.

Dear god is that pathetic
Who wants to bet that a few weeks from now in some caustic interview, he admits that it was all fake?
Anyone who thinks he's really crying over this is an IDIOT, i swear

OK! Heads up, folks. this guy Stern is the killer. How do I know this? Because I am a rotund repulsive half Jewish verbose feces eater, and I just KNOW things like this. Come over to www.cruel.com some time and you will find facts and interact with criminals as your leisure.

Best Regards,

Tommy Horseonovich Colligan

(google Horseonovich for more of my inner beauty, h'yuck!)

Ugh. What a dick. Fricken parasite.

U know, i REALLY wish he and Anna could trade places right now. at least her little iterview would look more beleivable dontcha think? but this is Howard Stern we're talking about. enuff said...KILLER!

The bastard probably asked for the cash upfront.

He most likely said:

"I want my money before I say anything nice to the camera, in unmarked twenty dollar bills, and a Big Gulp, and some Twizzlers...cherry flavored".

I can't believe my wife thinks this guy is hot. Crackers and Christkillers...would you really miss them?

Someone's been to the Tom-IM IN !LOVVVVVVVVVE!-Cruise school of acting.

by the way, im aware that i spelled "interview" wrong. i just thought that if i spelled it the way Anna would say it, it would show my deepest sympathy to the whole situation you know? and Howard Stern isn't a killer...he's a poisoner. that's all. and if either of u were offended by that comment...KISS MY ASS!
~N@ughty

"And 10 of them there Summer's Eve because I've worked me up a dang fierce stank."

No, wait, that was what danielle asked for...

i could hardly get through that.. simply painful to watch. Anyone who believes this shit is a chump

Who does he think he's kidding?

@10... I think it's more like the OJ school of delusion.

First!

~9~

"I can't believe my WIFE thinks this guy is hot"<=

Yeah, it's your DOG dear. You couldn't even BUY a wife with your looks. Hell, your DOG pisses himself at the site of your fugly ass.

♥..Hey Howard, looking for a new pet?

she was brilliant. married a 100 year old billionaire. Who's your daddy?

d-o-u-c-h-e b-a-g

I wish they showed after the interview, you know where he stood up and said "Was that o.k.? Did I seem credible?" I mean OH GOD! ANNA NICOLE how could you leave me???? Wait too much? Can we turn the camera back on???
DOUCHE BAG!!

I hope he's not the father of that baby, I hope he gets nothing and is left standing there holding his penis!

I hope he's not the father of that baby, I hope he gets nothing and is left standing there holding his penis! Him and Cisco Adler should make a porn, Howards a good actor, I would totally believe him as he's taking it up the ass. Better yet tose monster balls smacking him in the chin!!!

Why does that look not real to me. The crying... hmmm....

I hope he's not the father of that baby, I hope he gets nothing and is left standing there holding his penis! Him and Cisco Adler should make a porn, Howards a good actor, I would totally believe him as he's taking it up the ass. Better yet tose monster balls smacking him in the chin!!!

*invisible thought bubble*

Thats it Howie, you're doing great...snuffle a little...drop your head, yeah, shake it...just repeat Anna and Daniel, ah shit, better throw in the L word...maybe not mentioning the 'done is a better idea, keep it simple, they're only paying a mill, still, its more than Anna got for selling dead Danny's pics, hahaha...how the hell do I squeeze out a tear? Ha! Just think about the prospect of getting caught...

Hopefully some crazed ANS fan will gun him down in a sleazy motel somewhere. Is there such a thing as a crazed ANS fan?

yes, I am retarded! Sorry for the extra posts!

that crying looks fake to me

#9 & #12 - Wally... go home. No wait, you are home. See that window over there? Yea that's the one... don't even open, just run through it at full speed. It'll be fun for like a second. I don't need your help attacking danielle. She's trying real hard and even had a slight attempt at humor there. It just gets lame when she tries to defend herself, because she's not quick on her feet. Now if you wanna go after her, be my guest, but please live your own life. I swear they need to take all of the PCs out of the VA hospital...

Sure he is crying but what we done see is him driving that ink pin into his knee cap just out of the cameras eye. Well played Mr. Stern, well played. Whats a tetanus shot for a cool Mill am I right or am I right, or am I right?

He makes Tara Reid look like Meryl Streep.

Awww..that wasn't you?!?

Figures.

Only a troll would use a joke containing the brand *Summer's Eve*

Is that you sexybitch?! dirt chicken....?!?

I wish they had caught the part on camera where he stands up and says "cut, cut!! ok, we are through here people, now somebody get me a fucking mineral water pronto!"

...or something like that.

During the edit, after he puts his hands to his face, he must have pulled out some nose hairs to get himself to cry.

#30 - danielle, when I come at you, you'll know, bcause you laugh and cry at the same time. That was that artist formerly known as Brain Embolism.

Odd-

I never cried after reading your delightful commentary.

I mean, I might have shed a tear due to the fact they your typing is just too sexy for words but.... I never cried in a "sad" or defeated way.

Never that.

I did laugh though...at you, not with.

{they}

Damn sexy typing.

"when I come at you, you'll know, bcause you laugh and cry at the same time"

He's not kidding, folks. Every single fucking time, I look at that greasy Sorta Rican o-face and burst out laughing, but I always cry too because it's only been about 45 seconds.

This guy is a joke, but he and ANS were made for each other. This is just the kind of soap opera shit she pulled when Howard Marshall died: running from the room sobbing, choking up every 5 minutes -- and laughing all the way to the bank.

What goes around comes around....

I believe he is sincere. You can not fake crying. The voices in my head have told me so. And one of the voices in Santa Claus and he never lies to me.

RichPort gets pwnd by Wally-troll. I think I read about this in the Book of Revelation.

Like horseflies circling around a pile of shit.

You know Stern's name is on ANS' baby's birth certificate and ANS refused paternity tests because she wanted Stern to act as the father. You think maybe ANS and Stern had a real relationship? Or do you base all your opinions on whatever snarky thing the Superfish says?

I fear for my country's future.

Lying shyster! When one crys one generally squeezes out more than one little tear. After he got the cheque I'm sure he jumped up and yelled the following ...

"Now get the fuck off my brand new private plane. And you cunts had better have wiped your feet before getting on, 'cuz if you didn't I'm sending the bill to Pat O'Brien!"

@41... You know that Stern's name is on the birth certificate because he wanted it there? ANS refused paternity tests because Stern wanted her to. Or do you think she was able to think for herself?

I am by no means accusing Howard K Stern of murder, however I recall someone else being interviewed after his wife died; he was crying - carrying on.... Scott Peterson!

Every time I think I'm not a very nice person, all I have to do is think of this guy and Entertainment Tonight. We're just making unkind (but true) comments about a dead woman on a website, but we're not profiting from her death like these grave robbers are. Guess blood money spends the same, so that's all that matters.

I'm pretty sure jews never lie when a lot of money is involved. And by "never" I mean "always."

I don't care.

douchebag

Well, there's two minutes I'll never get back. She's better off where she is, unfortunately.

Can Jew believe this guy? How disingenuous can Jew be?

Oh, if you're thirsty, have some apple Jews.

Well, there's two minutes I'll never get back. She's better off where she is, unfortunately.

He'll be dating Britney in about a week.

Hahahahahahaha

#39 - wtf? If you are going to log on in my name, at least say something humerous. Have you no life at all? Is this all that's left for you? Take your one ball and die.

Her body isn't even fucking cold yet and he's already milking her for money. Isn't there some kind of law against fucking her after she's dead?

Murdering prick. Burn in hell bastard.

I wonder if he's met OJ yet.....

This fucking hook-nose motherfucker murdered both Anna and Daniel and he's going to get away with it. Why you ask? Because he's a Lawyer and knows the ins and outs of a crime pure and simple.

*humorous

36. Well done, especially the Sorta Rican bit.

39. It still amazes me that RichPort claims to have exactly one troll, even as he shifts credit / blame to different percieved enemies on an almost daily basis ( "Ass Ferret, Wally, danielle, Brain Embolism, anyone else who thinks he's a cunt, ..." ).

RichPort gets "pwned" several times a day by different posters. He's a soft target ;^)

He is a Master Thespian
Acting!
Brilliant!
Thank you!

He is a Master Thespian
Acting!
Brilliant!
Thank you!

#60 - please don't talk to it. Oh, how nice it would be if 'Fish Guy could take five minutes out of his all important day of combing through day old tmz stories to post as news and find a new way for us to register and log in where only one person can have access to any given user name. Type Key sucks, dude! And how about a little moderating, huh? Brian Green and his pink weiner and no balls keep mistaking this site for the suicide/animalia hotline. Shut 'em down!

Psychiatrists say that when someone doesn't look you in the eye when they're talking to you, they're usually lying.

Not one time does he look up at the interviewer or the camera.

Okay, I'm late to the party here, but something smells funny here. How many "mysterious" deaths have you been at?

daaaang. i really thought she probably just overdosed on her own until i saw this video. he should win a razzie AND go to jail!

Right before he puts his face in his hands the first time, he gives a little upward glance - just to check to see how he's doing with the interviewer! Gotcha!!

P.S. Howard, danielle's single, just FYI.

k, just saw a picture of the baby. Unless genetics went insane, there isn't a chance in hell Mr. Pay-me-a-million-and-I'll-try-to-cry is the real dad.

He also seems really really stoned during his million dollar interview. Wait, no, he's reading from from a cue card.

Tomorrow on ET: Mark Steines and Mary Hart attempt to pretend to be real journalists.

Hmm does this remind anyone of Scott Peterson and the Laci Peterson murder?

Were those tears of grief or tears of joy???

#39 LOL but you never read Revelation

The whole thing with Howie, Von Anhalt, ANS, the son, the baby, the old guy, the Jamaican immigration guy, would make an absolutely fucking ripper cartoon.

Maybe anime.

Or hentai. *shudder*

ooh. Real nice labeling someone as a "killer". Have you ever lost someone you love? It hurts.

He got a million dollars for that terrible performance?

#60 - Hi Wally Ass Ferret Gumboot! I would ask how they're hanging, but according to the pictures you emailed to so many people trying to be nice to you, they don't hang at all... I don't have just one troll, there are at least a couple. However, the primary idiot is in fact Wally Ass Ferret Gumboot and his multiple personalities, including Brain Embolism, ImSuicidal, Iambananas, Lowlands, etc, etc, etc... and that's not to mention the myriad times it logs in as one of us. It's really sad and pathetic. It blames me for losing its internet friends, when all I asked it to do was sever its achilles' tendons then jump off of something tall. Then it starts homophobic rants and racist comments and attributes them to jrzmommy and me. Just sad. So please, once again, test the human limits for arsenic poisoning and, before dying painfully, report your findings to the CDC so we can figure out a cure for idiocy. Cyberstalking is soooooooo high school.

Well, if this guy Howard really wanted to kill Anna and get away with it ... he should of taken her her Aruba.

That should of said .... "taken her to Aruba" ..

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wtf!? Even if he did not kill her, he sure isn't sorry that she is gone! What a freak.. He is so obviously faking and that person who comes up and puts their arm around him, nice touch. Very sad and very transparent. I hope ANS's mother is very careful...

#52, fucking genius. I couldnt have said it any better.
This guy's the fucking anti-christ

@82... Thanks. :)

@75... You're kidding, right? If I were to lose someone close to me, I wouldn't have to *try* to cry. Nor would I grant someone an 'interview'.

watch the video with no volume- he appears to be holding himself back from laughing the entire time...

Whoa. That is some of the worst acting I've ever seen. I'm not saying that he's not sad (I don't know that he's not), but that was just too over-the-top for me. Sorry.

A cool million for a lame scam interview.

77. My name is not now, nor has it ever been any variation of "Wally", and I don't share personal information or pictures with "Internet friends", ever.

Thanks for playing, cock whore, and remember, ...

RPLTC an extraordinarily long time!

that guy isn't even Jewish. obviously he's an asshole but automatically spewing a bunch of anti-semitical bullshit just cuz he has a last name that may or may not be jewish makes you an asshole too.

Sheesh, of course he's a Jew. He looks like a Jew, acts like a greedy Jew & in fact, IS a money grubbing, possibly murderous Jew. No Gentile could be that crafty, greedy or false [other than OJ & Scott Peterson] AND be a lawyer. The lawyer part is the cincher on the deal. He's a big old jewbag. LOL

His thin, weaselly voice 'cracking with emotion' is so ridiculously false sounding, but he certainly has plenty of chutzpah!

Chutzpah:
In Hebrew, chutzpah is used indignantly, to describe someone who has over-stepped the boundaries of accepted behaviour for selfish reasons. But in Yiddish and English, chutzpah has developed interesting ambivalent and even positive connotations. Chutzpah can be used to express admiration for non-conformist but gutsy audacity. Leo Rosten in The Joys of Yiddish defines chutzpah as "gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, incredible 'guts,' presumption plus arrogance such as no other word and no other language can do justice to." In this sense, chutzpah expresses both strong disapproval and grudging admiration.

One humorous example of chutzpah is often given as follows: "A boy is on trial for murdering his parents, and he begs of the judge leniency because he is an orphan."

How could anyone say that Howard was faking his grief over the death of Anna Nicole? Everyone needs to mind their own business. I'm sure if you were in the media 24/7, there would be things aired that you wouldn't like either. Everyone needs to leave him alone and let him grieve his lost. Americans are so ready judge others. Look in the mirror. Judge not, yet ye be judged. People who live in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones. I believe Anna Nicole died from a broken heart.........

Reply to #92

People please... HKS has brought on all this media attention himself. If he truly loved ANS and her children he wouldn't be selling his story and photos to the media. He would be in seclusion grieving. How can anyone defend him. HKS preyed on ANS vulnerability and insecurity.

While HKS was selling his story for $1M to ET or who ever, ANS mom was trying to secure Danniellynn's safety, but people want to talk sh%t about her. If I lost my child or loved one I wouldn't be having the media around me during this devastating time.

I feel sorry for Danniellynn - if she gets the chance to grow up!!! she will read all this negative publicity and just continue the cycle of insecurity.

Here's a thought HKS claims he loved ANS and Daniel right... He wants to be there for Danniellynn right...his mom and dad have been the ones supporting him this whole time right... Why don't Howard sign off on all money's he has earned and will earn- donate it to victims of child abuse and provide for Danniellynn on his own?

I feel heartbroken that Anna died missing her son so much ! I also can put life on it how much Howard loved Anna . I'm so sorry for Howard . Also I wished Anna married Howard before she died I think she meant to but she was grieving for Daniel and and she didn't get to it , So now I just pray Howard gets to have the daughter Anna meant for him ! Love from,Tampa FL

hey howard, simple ingore all what people say about you. they dont know nothing!! stay strong and be with your daughter dannielynn. i support you!! god be with you and dannielynn!! you have two angels watching over you and your daughter dannielynn!
{{{{HOWARD}}}}

wow, i wish i could get paid to ham it up like that...