Feb 13 2007Gwen Stefani wishes she was tall

She ain't no Ladderback Girl!

First!

HUMUNGO!!

Another thing.. how come in one shot she suddenly has red lips? Did Homer Simpson jump out of the crowd shoot her with his makeup gun?

Holla back at that ass, girl

She can wear WHATEVER she wants!! Gwen is freaking awesome. Better than Brit wearing that awful red dress...

Lmfao. Those are some fugly ass shoes.

This is not surprising.
It just looks like a Steve Nash - Allen Iverson type basketball shoe.
(And judging from the third pic the Nicky O hotel should maybe hire this 'Robert'. Class work)

She needs to wear lipstick as much as possible.

Think she ever gets tired of wearing red lipstick?

"You're a hooker? I thought I was just doing great with you."

Thank Jebus fashion icon Gwen Stefani is here so we all know what to wear to look freakin' awesome. I was wondering what my wardrobe was missing and now I know - ugly-ass shoes that make me look like I have the feet of a Clydesdale. She is an improvement over Britney, but then, your average hobo is an improvement over that mess.

RPLTC con mucho entusiasmo!

Taller? She wishes she had talent... Taste... better teeth... DAMN... FUGLY....

Hey, I've got way bigger shoes than that, just ask my boyfriend Brad....yep that's right, I have a boyfriend on Valentine's Day this year!!! I won't be sitting in the bathtub cold, naked, drinking vodka while cutting myself this year! Yayyyyyy!!!!!
Oh...the shoes??? What's the big deal?!? They're shoes. Who cares???

Oh, and is that Lindsay Lohan standing next to her in that 3rd pic? Ish...

Seriously, Gwen is hot but her ass got nothing on my girl. Anyway, why is Nicky Hilton in line for the Jimmy Kimmel show? Did she design that dope shirt?

those shoes will give her something to hold on to when i hit that ass.

Day dreaming again Wally? Do you have a day job? Any job?

I'd like to skeet a "spiderweb" right on her face..........

She looks amazing, in my opinion. Really striking as usual. She manages to pull off a unique look without looking like either a slut or a hobo, which is quite an achievement by todays standards.

She is SCARY ugly. I can barely look at her without my stomach turning.

She wishes she was tall, I wish she was talented.
And not ugly.
And not a freak.
And not a ghetto-Japanese-Marilyn-Monroe-wannabe.

My ophthalmologist totally gave me those same sunglasses. Dilation's a bitch.

what's up with that brown eyeliner girl in the third pic? she looks like she came out of the wrong hole.

Ballin!!! Seriously Morgan, Ballin!

Damn, there's some big shoes! but who cares, I love Gwen...............:)

Nize Azz

I would totally wear those.

I'd fall on my fat ass, but I would so totally wear those shoes.

These shoes are enormous
e-no-rm-ou-s

They're stripper heels. A lot of places require like at least 4 inch heels. I preferred 6 inch heels though. They make your ass look fantastic although Gwen doesn't need much help with that.

Gwen is amazing! She is super talented in my opinion. Now I can see why she always wears that red lipstick though.

Like # 24 said, what is up with the girl in the pic with her? "came out of the wrong hole" . . . lmao; too funny.

poor 3rd pic girl. she looks like a gorilla with makeup on.

Post#3- I think that the first pictures are from before the show. Then she went in, had her makeup done, did the show, etc. and the last pic is her done with the show and going home.

The first pics of her with sunglasses are obviously of her entering the studio without makeup on and the last one is of her exiting the studio after the makeup artist was through with her.

pic #3 looks like a duel of gingival smiles... and damn what a fine ass in pic 2...

nice ass, but unacceptable gum to teeth ratio, what a pity.

Gwen's awesome, at least she's not a slut bag like the other d-bags out there.

God, I want that jacket!!!

she looks adorable from the ankles up....i don't think i've ever been able to say that about anyone

She's got those grandpa-type sunglasses on.

For people wondering about the magical makeup, as someone pointed out, one is before the show and one is after. The clues are that the first pics are showing her in the 'day' and the last one is at 'night.' But thats just an educated guess.

I LOVE THOSE SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!

shes looks awkward at that height like if u push her she'll stand straight and start creaking as she falls down

No offense she still is a nice woman to look up to

No pun intended

"Were", Fish! It's called the subjunctive tense.

whatev, i love gwen. but yeah, hate the shoes. but she's one of those girls who are so cool, she can almost pull it off.

Thank you number 40. That was bothering me.

She wishes she WERE taller.

In Pic #3 who is mocking who's smile?

no doubt i'd like to see her bush even with her new fake boobies

Hahaha!!!

She is one of my favorites... She actualy stayed at my frinds house once, before being famous...

Whoa look at pic #2.. she and that paparazzi dude are about to collide.. they're gonna have to extract a 6 inch stiletto heel from his rectum..

gwen is soooo beautiful!!!!! she rocks, I would love to see her in concert someday!

Too busy staring at her ass. Gotta wonder about 'guys' commenting on shoes :)

Something about her looks disturbing. The fake hair, fake nose, she spewed out a sprog. Its all nasty.

She needs a penis in her bum, my penis, in her bum.

Gosh Gwen, you're like 5'6/ 5'7...that's plenty tall. You don't have to throw on those ugly ginamo shoes.

Say what you will about Gwen but....

She isn't trading clothes with hookers.

She knows who her son's father is.

She isn't puking.

She definately didn't buy those clothes at Target.

She's not in re-hab.

She hasn't released a video of her having sex/being peed on.

I think she's VERY classy and looks great. If you can balance on those spikes, I say go for it!

She is 5'6" short - while it's okay for her to wish to be taller, those tranny heels are hideous. What happened to the lovely Louboutins she used to like, all them 5-inch Clichys and Pigalles? Now those are gorgeous shoes!

Those aren't heels.

They're handles.

Y'know I was wondering where the Terminator's glasses went!

At least she's not out there with a fucking marching band again.

Gwen Stefani isn't too bad but also not blessed with really good genes.Remove those fake boobs,what will stay?There will stay a masculin broad-shouldered torso.Yeah,if you like that,that's really sexy...

They're Vivienne Westwood - whom she loves - and those are restrained for a pair of VW!
Dude, if you are going to comment on fashion, learn a thing or two, and then go after the clog-boots the Olsen twin (sorry, don't know which one) always wears.
Your recent lame attempts at snide comments are showing the weakness in your veneer. Compared to you, Perez comes of like a Nobel Prize winner.

She also wore these shoes on The Ellen DeGeneres Show last week

Total chick story. Fish is going to toss a few of these out so that nobody can complain when he launches his Valentine's Day bikinifest.

The girl in the second picture (with the music notes shirt) is one scary-looking chick... And how come in the last picture she suddenly has BAM red lips? Where did that come from? Anyway, those shoes are ugly. Besides, short people aren't that bad. They're cuter.

She definitely has unattractive kibbles n' bits teeth, but unlike the late unlamented Anna Nicole, she doesn't have the Mr. Ed curled lip/giant gum smile going on. Wiiiiillllbbbuuurrr!

Oh, and those shoes are hideous. Fashion icon, my ass.

The 'fan' in the third pic is smelling Gwen.

Damn - are those some Scott Ski goggles on Gwen's face or what??

#53 - many props for those points to ponder.

Does the chick with Gwen in pic #3 look like Shrek or what?

Obviously Gwen needs to pop onto this site once in a while. Then she'd know how to get that gummy smile fixed. Just read the ad banner, baby!

Why am I suddenly seeing Pee Wee Herman dancing on a bar to "Tequila"?

Prope to her for being able to walk in those.
Also, she should always wear lipstick... her lips look non-existant without it!

For one, I don't care what all the little follow the leader wanna be's say, she looks like ass for her rep in these pictures. She's coined herself as a fashion designer and icon, she should dress like one. You can't just wear all black and expect we're all going to nod our heads in inspiration. Those shoes suck total ASS. I've seen Strippers with cuter heels that size. Second, she needs to try putting some red lipstick on those nasty ass feet of hers, they look fresh from the morgue. YUCK.

notwithstanding all of the aforementioned fashion faux pas, she has an exceedingly biteable hiney. especially for a mommy.

@48... I saw the No Doubt way way waaaayy back in the day. They opened for someone else. Can't remember that part. I'm old. The best part of the show was the backup horn dudes. Gwen sings like she's afraid to actually sing. Like she's holding her breath or something. Kinda weird. Her butt looks nice in the second photo.

It is: wish she were tall. Remember the subjunctive case?

Doesn't matter how she makes herself up...she will always not be attractive.

Big heels, yes.... but where are her toes? Are they tied under her feet?

If this were all just about how she has weird looking shoes, than I wouldn't feel compelled to write this. However, some of you people are really childish and stupid. Her actions haven't landed her in a place that deserves your kind of criticism. Who cares about the shoes! Yeah, they're tall and clunky. Some of you are using it as some gateway into talking about her personally. Stop complaining about her and make your own life better. She's one of the nicest people in the business. I've met her twice and she's been nothing but super kind and considerate to all of her fans. If she wants to go out on a limb and wear some funky outfits, that's the most that'll get her into the papers negatively. As someone else posted, she's not in rehab, she's happily married, she's a responsible parent, and she just enjoys doing her own thing. She doesn't care about making a stupid fashion list or not. Stop picking on the little things like teeth. Do you all have amazing pearly whites? Probably not. If all she's done in her 12 years of super stardom is to go up one breast size, that's really good and refreshing. Everyone else is so plastic. I happen to love her smile. So lay off of the woman. She's just having fun and is by far the best role model out of all the pop stars to date. And that's not Lindsay Lohan, idiot.

please, let the paparazzi be there when she trips...please?

Personaly, Gwen is a beautiful woman. And she's talented. Those people who diss her are just jealous beacause you're not famous and you can't make her go away. If you don't like her, why do you even look her up online? I pass up people like Rihanna, see? I don't even know how to spell her name.

Oh, and by the way. At least she can pull those heels off. And about that penis in her bum, she's not a whore like Paris. She doesn't f*ck she makes love.

So, get a life.

Gwen, you look loverly and, just because you where lipstick all the time, you can pull off lip-balm. Luv ya, Gwen!!!!

all you gwen haters can suck a big fat ****.

loveroflamb on gwens side good for you. i've been saying that for years

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wow, no wonder she wears red lipstick all the time, without it her lips disappear! she has the lips of a chickens ass, and all this time i thought she had nice, luscious lips. the miracle of make up.

omg, she looks like she's been to new york one too many times, in all that funeral black ninja gear. haha but i freakin' love this babe. she's one sexy platinum blond knock-out and there's still plenty of eye candy for all of you bastards that ain't never gna hit it. lol. if you actually think gwen is fugly and a waste of make-up bags, then why are you idiots gazing at her backyard hills in pic #2?? haha

dayum. you guys are hella twisted, but funny! !!!! lmao