Feb 16 2007Foxy Brown attacks again

First!

she looks like shit-on-a-stick

Foxy Brown is such an oxymoron... it would be like calling a Mexican who suffers from a cleanliness OCD Dirty Sanchez. Or calling Paris "virus free" Hilton. She's brown, but she damn sure ain't Foxy. Those Korean ladies (c'mon, you know they were Korean) should have doused her in chemicals and set her ablaze.

She used to look decent........guess that's what happens after you break up with Jay-Z.

"Foxy" Brown, let's hear it for the ghetto ladies and germs.
This is what MLK and Malcom X died for...?

*golf clap*

act like we've got some fucking sense people.

Aren't manicaures supposed to be kind of, um, soothing and relaxing? What the hell do they soak her hands in?

*manicures*

I have a feeling NOTHING in Foxy Brown's life is relaxing. I bet she's got that weave pulled within an inch of it's life and you know those acrylic nails are at least 5 inches long. She should change her name to "Foxy Crack Whore".

I guess she needs to be banned from all nail shops, hair salons, and beauty supply stores.

she looks pretty good, i think. predatory :)

at least she didn't destroy her face trying to be white, like lil' kim.

speaking of which, i can't even conceive of the rage to which she has unimpeachable entitlement.

next time you gotta put those badly-done silk-wraps to use, and bury them in the bitch's face!

Foxy, assaulting people won't change the fact that you are ugly.

Ok, I will admit, this girl is nasty!! There is nothing attractive about this girl at all!

I saw her once in a "tight" pair of jeans. She has less ass than an 80 year old white dude on the bikini in a oair of Speedos. Just another reason she's a disgrace to her race. That Indian woman who sold her hair to feed her family for a month got bald for nothing.

The question is............ Is that a baboon or an orangutang???

little niggaz always runnin' their mouths,
when a bitch is better off to masturbate and be out. all you bitches up in here know what i'm talking about.

That's obviously a baboon... orangutans would never be caught wearing that shade of eyeshadow.

Does she even have money any more? I imagine her to be pretty broke without any real disposable income or cash inflow, so that might explain why she gets pissed over $20 manicures that can't magically make her hands look nice. I mean, shit, if $20 was like all the money you were going to be making that year, you'd be pretty pissed to if your magical manicure wasn't really magical. Like in Jack and the Beanstock, remember how pissed his parents were that he gave up their cow for some stupid magic beans. Someone probably read that story to Foxy recently so she was thinking that the manicure might have some magical effect also?

the surrepitiously racist "baboon" comments only make you look stupid in the face of any undergrad or even highschooler, who has given the slightest attention to the way that data often doesn't support its conclusions, without the help of whitely "small man" complex.

you know, a canadian researcher determined that the smaller your penis is, the greater your chances are of having a higher IQ.

think about that, until your ship comes in, that is.

Who is she? Oh, nevermind, who cares?

#3 - "Dirty Sanchez", huh? ... so it was the real RP back on that Anna's baby thread. Disgusting.

Wow, Foxy! First deaf and now caught without makeup? Damn, she looks sadly average.

Did I say average? i meant below average. And below average, I mean damn ugly.

I'd still fuck her, but because I've never fucked a deaf chick.

Number 18..........YOU are the racist one for insinuating it. I only posted a question that everyone must be wondering.

"i think x, therefore everyone must think x"

have you told your psychiatrist this?

I'm holding out for lemur. She's too primitive for even a baboon. Actually, she reminds me of the time I nearly got picked up by a female impersonator.

Pam Grier is the only Foxy Brown to me.

#18 - I'm a little confused. You seem to be trying to say that racism is wrong and that only an idiot would make racist comments, and you go on to justify that by making a racist, and untrue, generalization about some whitey "small man" complex? So in your wisdom, it's fine to be racist if your insult white people but wrong if you're insulting black people?

Further, based on your whitey "small man" complex, I'm going to assume that you're trying to insinuate the black man = large penis theory? But you then say that research supports that the smaller your penis, the higher your IQ? And thus, by saying that black guys are large and that smaller penises = higher IQs, you're essentially calling black people idiots?

Brilliant post buddy, in your attempt to provide racial justice you were effectively racist against both white people AND black people. I don't know how you managed to do it, but that was sheer brilliance.

She aint Foxy but that bitch sure is Brown!!!!!

I agree with 26. Enough already with the 'big' one 'little' one complex.

Move along and post something about Toxy Frown.

#18 - Some people do in fact look like animals. Jay Z does look like a camel. Patrick Ewing does look like an ape. My dick does look like a giant snake. Liam Neeson, Paris Hilton, and various other white dudes look like birds. I would have expected you to discern the sarcasm there. I guess most things for you are airplane jokes, you know? Waaaaay over your head.

#20 - Seriously, who the fuck cares what you think? There's a lot of idiocy on these posts and a lot of idiots who post as me. So I have no idea what comment you're referring to, though I have made many a fucked up sexist, racist (though technically, by definition, I can't be racist, more like bigoted), insensitive comments before. In short, blow me. Is that disgusting enough?

#21 - Very fucking funny. That's the same reason I wanna fucked someone with advanced Parkinson's disease. That, and I won't have to move much.

that was actually the conclusion the canadian researcher drew... which was the source for the cultural myth.

i think it's pretty clear he had "small man's complex," and yes, he was white. the extent to which white men are wont to adopt his questionable statistics as truth, i think, has something to do with the way the white man redeems himself in the shadow of his own insecurities2.

why can i make claims about white people?
we live in a segregated country, my dear. i've been conducting formal and informal research on white men all my life.

#26 - Excellent analysis. Everyone knows dick size is proportional to body odor, you more you stink, the huger you are (that's right, I said huger). And I smell like romano cheese left in the noon day sun.

as for whether or not his theory was true, i don't know. i don't think he measured enough penises to really extrapolate, it's a recognized fact that IQ tests are culturally biased, and it's not certain that IQ tests really test for what's commonly called "intelligence" anyway.

for once i agree with you, richyMcDick

the bigger, the bigger.

Gee schack... I feel all fuzzy inside, like an inverted kiwi. The only thing unbiased on IQ tests is the math. Oh, and the questions about cups and saucers... I dn't know about your 'hood, but we were all about saucers in the Bronx.

once again the man is trying to keep her down

wow... you turda are worried about each other's stupidity while there is a seriously stupid looking picture to make fun of. I think the looks like an Andes mint with the light green eye shadow. But i wouldn't eat her. not by a long shot.

wow... you turds are worried about each other's stupidity while there is a seriously stupid looking picture to make fun of. I think the looks like an Andes mint with the light green eye shadow. But i wouldn't eat her. not by a long shot.

wow. you wouldn't eat her!?

lm?o?

wow. you wouldn't eat her!?

lm?o?

This dame used to beez so hotz.

-Cyborg Frank Sinatra

Foxy might have had a point. Bad manicures and bad haircuts can make a person cranky. I have had a couple of hair-mares where I felt justified to clobber the inept service providers.

I'm betting it had something to do with the store running out of SoulGlo.

#25 You got a Witness, Amen. But, let's be fair, if, in fact, I went into a salon and came out looking like that some bitch better be giving my money back and then some. Salon slut deserved to be thrown down the stairs for that eye shadow color alone. Did the Judge see that eye shadow color? That makes me want to cry. Oh the Inhumanity!

That looks like a coconut with buffalo hair attached.

It's clear the reason she got pissed. Someone at the shop told her, very seriously, that green eye shadow was back in style. Once she realized the truth, she freaked, as did all the people that looked at her that day.

Oops, sorry woodhorse. Looks like I should have hit refresh before I posted my comment, cause yours was a whole lot funnier than mine. My grandkids just bought me this machine, and I am still trying to get used to it. I'm miss my good old typewriter!

29. My troll Wally got a bit carried away today with the racist stuff. I guess he's off his meds.

Any regular will not easily confuse your posts with mine, because as everyone knows, I am neither racist, amusing, nor heterosexual. And I'm hung like a bug, not a snake. Fucking sloppy, Wally.

Carry on.

34. ... and the cocks. Yeah, we're all about the cocks.

29. My troll Wally got a bit carried away today with the racist stuff. I guess he's off his meds.

Any regular will not easily confuse your posts with mine, because as everyone knows, I am neither racist, amusing, nor heterosexual. And I'm hung like a bug, not a snake. Fucking sloppy, Wally.

Carry on.

34. ... and the cocks. Yeah, we're all about the cocks.

For the love of God, why are there so many racists here? I get enough of that here in PA, you wouldn't believe how many ignorant a-holes live in this area.

And for the record, I admit, I'm a dumbass, but racist fucks really piss me off.

42--lmao

Uh, hmmm. I don't think the green eyeshadow is gonna say 'pretty'. Or the hair. Or the face.

WTF is wrong with this woman? First she beats down some manicurist over $20, then she complains that visiting her parole office is too 'dangerous' for someone of her status--now this...I think she's gonna go to beauty hell where she'll be forced to dress like Britney Spears and be guarded by really mean Korean salon workers with big muscles and long hooky fake nails to scratch that ugly weave off her crazy ass head

We don't need another Naomi Campbell.

We don't need Naomi Campbell.

Who the hell is she?? I only heard her once on Utada Hikaru's Blow my Whistle. hm

Ahh, what former celebs will do to keep ahold of their dreams of being "important." Sounds like Britney Spears, only more violent.

uh...did someone throw green eyeshadow on the missing link in the evolution chain?

She looks like a warewolf. scary!!

Looks like a chimp.

What more do you expect from a nigger? TNB!

DAMN, that's one scary-lookin' ho'!

#10 or 15 or 18 or whoever you are, just in case anyone else neglects to mention it -- you're a fuckin' moron. Check the Amazon book list for a retard to English translation dictionary and have a trusted clergyman or family member read it to you, you fucking twit.

PUT THAT FUKIN GREYBACK IN A CAGE WHERE SHE BELONGS

please, put her in jail!