Feb 2 2007Fergie not yet reproducing

BUTT UGLY

Who is she?
Was she a man?
She makes me puke

"sorry to disappoint"????

Exactly who is she referring to? I don't think anyone is disappointed, more like relieved. If she ever did decide to reproduce, the government would have to take out a loan just to hire 24/7 security to guard the thing's cage.

Please don't.

She looked a lot better as a child.

Couldn't you wait untill later in the day to post this? Preferably after I'm drunk?

hmm... I think she looked cute as a kid.. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!

Kirstie Alley with a man chest

She looks like a frog on meth. A FRENCH frog to boot.

Uh oh, heeere we go!

Dang, thought that was Barbra Streisand after a nose-ectomy.

how do they make her look good in the videos?

oh right...they point the camera at her tits and ass.

i second lollanna.

she's got that glued-on tiny head with no forehead thing going on, just like k. alley.

Ew.

those sunglasses aren't helping matters. she just needs to wear a paperbag with cut out eyes.

and would that qualify as a "three-head"?

you know when scooby doo unlocks the mystery of the villian? Well somebody should prove she is a man at the grammy's. I don't think she would mind. She/he is the same person that pees during a performance.

Wait... Fergie knows what sex is? The 30-something year old who is not even potty trained yet actually knows what sex is? That's absurd!

She has had a LOT of plastic surgery.. And this is the best they could do...

Remember when there was a time that everyone thought Fergie was so damn sexy? Amazing how perceptions change.

But Las Vegas is a cool show and her bf Duhamel seems like a pretty funny guy. So at least she has him to vouch for her.

#7 I see it too. She looks JUST like Kirstie Alley here.

#17: Can't say I do. In fact, I don't remember a time when anyone thought she was sexy. All I remember hearing about her is that she pissed her pants and made really annoying music.

All I could think when I read the title of this entry was "Thank God!"

She looks rough

I NEVER thought this chick was sexy. She has always looked like a crack whore.

FACT: she's a TRANNY, FACT!: while humans may be cloned that has not happened yet, FACT: the only way he pass her DNA is if he were cloned FACT: fergie may not have children at this moment!!!!

FACT: JOSH DUOCHEHAMEL is a HOMO

FACT: yes, I am a fan of King of the Hill!

What?!? When that first BEP song came out with her in the video, guys everywhere were spanking it to her. She was on all the top 100 lists for hottest females. Everyone thought she was hot. But then more pictures of her started coming up, including close up shots of her face and her not being all made up, and then the world realized she looked like a tranny. But I'll I'm saying is prior to that, there actually was a time when people thought she was one of the hottest women on the planet.

Duhamel's funny on Las Vegas. Whether he's a homo or not, who really cares.

She craves my cock.

@23: Rusty Shackelford, I presume?

"Duhamel's funny on Las Vegas. Whether he's a homo or not, who really cares."

You're a gal, you meet him, he tells ya his current relationship is not working out, you invite him to your room, you break out the Courvossier, you slip into your discount Victoria's Secret panties, he laughs, he tells ya, "m'am I'm a total homo, SORRY!!"

does it matter?

@26 FACT!!! hahahaha

Fuglylicious, definition make them boys go vomit
They want my sexing but see my face and start exorcising demons
You can see me, you can't squeeze me
But would you want to?, I don't blame you
I got my reasons that I can't please em,
Boys just come and go like my urine

She sort of looks like Kirstie Alley's older brother.

#27 OMF-ingG HA HA HA HA HA

I'm glad she isn't pregnant. She should get her tubes tied so her lack of talent won't be passed on.

She could be Kristen Johnston from 3rd Rock's evil twin.

Yeah if Kirstie Alley and Kristen Johnston mated, they would have a Fergie.

@23
I tell you what man, that Fergie man, sh's preh scary-lookin', sh 'minds me of thisone dingdang crz-lady ah met one time at th'bar, yaknow, sh' seemed preh'y a' firs, but boy ah tell you what, sh' turned out ta be a MAN, an' ah never been s'scared in mah life.

I don't get the Josh Duhblahblah thing. He's not ugly. He'll do, but dating Fergie... that makes him kinda gross. How does a thing like Fergie get where she's gotten? How does that happen? She's like a big frog guy thing.

@35....Boomhauer, you couldn't have made that clearer if you tried. Webter's should hire you.

:)

*webster's

damn you typekey, *this is my Oscar's moment*

DAMN YOU TA HECK!!!!!!!!

i dont think she's attractiven at all...why do guys like her so much?

I saw Fergs in concert last year and I thought she looked pretty hot, but after looking at these recent photos my dick fell off and is now hiding in fear under the bed.

Quick, somebody get this woman a bag, or have the decency to poke my eyes out so I don't have to look at this creature anymore..

She's a maaaaaan, baby - she's a maaaaaaaaaaaaan! HWAHWAHWAHWAHWH!

#27 - as a guy, I couldn't care less about thaty situation (unless he tried hitting on me, in which case we'd have problems). But for a female, far enough, that could be a problem.

wow, my last post was a disastrous mess of spelling and grammar errors. Clearly it's Friday and my brain has already checked out for the weekend!

#7 she DOES look like Kristie Alley, holy shit, how come I never saw that before?
anyhoo, I didnt know that trannies COULD have babies.

Demons!!!! be gone from the face of the Fergified one! I command you! Back to the dark corners of hell where you and Reese Witherspoon came from!

Deus omnípotens, Fergium Uglium no lo BEP-um bonórum ómnium largítor, súpplices te rogámus, ut per intercessiónem sancti Benedícti his sacris numismátibus tuam bene + dictiónem infúndas, ut omnes, qui ea gestáverint ac bonis opéribus inténti fúerint, sanitátem mentis et córporis, et grátiam sanctificatiónis, atque indulgéntias (nobis) concéssas cónsequi mereántur, omnésque diáboli insídias et fraudes, per auxílium miscericórdiæ tuæ, stúdeant devitáre et in conspéctu tuo sancti et immaculáti váleant apparére. Per Christum Dóminum nostrum.

She looks like Pikachu

With those glasses and huge maw of hers she looks like one of those hideous bottom dwelling fish. You'd have to throw that fugly sucker back though...

Don't automatically rule out ugly chicks, they have their place. Unlike fat chicks, the body can be outstanding. I've had some wild nights with ugly chicks in the past. They put out like fiends in a desperate (and ultimately unsuccessful) attempt to be loved, or at least liked. You just have to unzip, lie back, and enjoy...they'll do all the work. Highly recommended for when you're feeling lazy but a little horny, like after you've smoked some weed after work on a busy Friday. Just make sure you give a fake name and turn the lights out as quickly as you can. The rest takes care of itself.

RichPort... I'm intrigued. You sound just like my best friend from college... he said the same thing about picking up desperate fat chicks at keg parties and turning out the light and letting them "do what they will."

...fascinating. Truly fascinating.
As a woman, and a decent looking one, all you have to do is go pick one and they'll do it with you. but, it's along the same lines - just kick them out when you are done.

Perez Hilton calls her "Fergalicious" so "she" has to be a "he" because Perez is strictly a one-trick-pony.

"Fergie not yet reproducing, OB-GYNs, plastic surgeons breathe sigh of relief."

with those brass knuckles dangling from her neck, she's bound to be pregnant any day now..

49. What's fascinating is how easily I can repeatedly trick others into believing that I am anything other than a pompous, flambouyant homosexual, who's hung like a bug.

R-to-the-I-to-the-C-H-P-O-R-T-LOVES-THE-COCK!

METH MESSES UP YER INSIDES DUH

Fergie has outdone herself by ripping off several songs in ONE song!!! WTF WHY is this beach fAmous? Black Eye Peas sux azz and she cant sing worth chit

#36:

"She's like a big frog guy thing."

Haha! So true. I love you for that.

She can't have babies.

She's got XY chromosomes and no uterus.

She only looks half female cuz she's been injecting estrogen her whole life.

#54 - Ever think of becoming an entomologist?? Free sex!! Just don't get caught and no ones' the wiser. Well, strike that, you'd be bragging about it.

I can see the Kirstie Alley thing too, but Kirstie Alley (who must be at least 100 years older than Fergie and has lost a lot of weight with the Jenny Craig schtick) doesn't make you turn to stone when she takes off her sunglasses.

Kirstie Alley has really beautiful eyes and this Fergie...well, I think she must be what southerners call "unfortunate looking."

Bless her heart.

"sorry to disappoint" is British for "maybe let me worry about whether I can still find someone or have a baby and mind your own fucking business".

Thank Christ. It's bad enough that there's already a legion of these typical douchebags her age, but this one - it really shouldn't breed.
"Never been" pregnant, haha, yeah.

and why she can't be pregnant? her children would be very nice. :) as all of them. dnt u think? another question is, if she is ready to have them.

"Fergie not yet reproducing"

Praise-ed be the One True Deity!!!!!!!!!!!!

please, keep disappointing...please

You people are mean as hell, I wonder what you all look like. I hope the girl got where she got because she worked hard. That is why people should be famous. Are you people the folk who made Paris Hilton famous? Fergie is not a tranny, sorry to burst your bubble. She was born a girl. You can google it for confirmation.SHe is now engaged to Duhamel. Majority of you people can't spell and have no idea what you're talking about.If you're going to dish on celebs atleast have your facts straight. YOU don't have to like her or think she's pretty but your plain cruel. I can't imagine what it must be like to see stuff like this written about oneself( especially by people who never graduated the 5th grade). Im sure I'll get flamed with lots of curse words and prejudiced rants, but I wont ever see it. Good Luck to you all.

I agree with you "theworldisinsane"! What a bunch of superficial asswipes on this forum! richport being the biggest dickhead in the bunch! Fuck off and die people, the world needs people like you gone and it will be a nicer (and kinder) place.