Feb 1 2007Fergie is still a tranny

Penis

YIKERS!

Scary McFugly

looks like she's worried she's going to pee her pants again. but i don't know, she indicated that a number 2 might be turtle-heading on the backside...

Cock check one, two ONE TWO!!!

EEE Gads. And didn't eyebrow piercings go out in like '95? Nice porn nails.

YIKES!!! Now that's scary. She isn't a very attractive person. And her music SUCKS!

F YOU ASSHOLE!

MAY YOUR FACE BE CAUGHT IN A BLENDER.

Never heard of her before.

I didn't know Cousin Itt was making a comeback

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what the hell? don't take it that personnal!

Her lovely lady lumps are in her cheeks:O

No one's said it yet?

Ok...I guess I will...

Fuglylicious.

she can't dance for shit, can't sing for shit, dates a hot male and looks like shit...WTF? the world is a cruel place!!!
Shit rules I guess...

#1

Penis!

keep it going

Superfishdoode is right, this dude is butt ugly. Josh Douchehamel is a raving homosexual.

AKA Kris Talmeth

"Clockfug Orange" was the title of this picture on another site. You'd HAVE to prop my eyes open to look at this nightmare.

P-to the I-to tha S-S-Y-P-A-N-T-S

I just threw up, I kid you not

nice.fucking.hat.

how does that train wreck get such a hottie like Josh Duhamel????

19 hell yeah! You might want to add an "E" as in pissey pants. Cuz Fergie & Will-I-AM misspell easy words like tasty.

Sun damage is not reversible, folks. Please use UV rays with caution.

#21, I think she likes to wear that hat when she's up in the gym, just working on her fitness!

2nd picture - she's telling the world how many times she needs to suck off Will.I.am. before he agrees to be in another one of her crappy videos.

er--irreversible ^

Still on drugs I guess. Meth is a hell of a drug

The pushing on her bladder to prevent her cock from leaking is so unFergalicious.

"and they be lining down the block just to search for my cock, trannylicious"

Eh.

When did Slash dye his hair blond?

All she's gotta do is put on some makeup and let me get drunk, and I'd still nail it.

Meh, I'd fuck him, but only if he shaved first. Crotch whisker burn is the worst!

R-to-the-I-to-the-C-H-P-O-R-T-LOVES-THE-COCK!

@29 heh, that actually made me laugh out loud.

tranylicious indeed, she/he really thinks highly of herself

Is she tucking her wiener in in the last pic?

@32, don't you ever get tired? you sick mofo.

LOL 23!
Well no one can ever call her P-P-P-Pastey pastey

weak musical hooks and cheap whore looks

#32 - It must suck to be an obese gay man... nobody wants to fuck you. Get some therapy, you know, the Russian roulette, no empty slots in the revolver kind.

another case of a lackluster talent getting rich and famous on americas stupidity

Okay, your tuck is secure. Now can you somehow get that face in between your ass cheeks, so nobody knows you're ugly??

and i fought for this country...i pity you all

@35-

No, it never gets tired...it's the TrollBot 2000! Can you imagine being such a sad loser that you spend ALL of your time waiting to post under someone else's name? And, it *might* have been funny the first 300 times (no, it wouldn't have EVER been funny), but when it keeps posting the same tired-out shit over and over and over, it's just sad. Really, really sad.

She was probably more attractive when she was hooked on Meth, someone get her a dealer quick!

WOW I hate to be the one to say this but in the first pic she looks like lazarus with leprosy of the face.

And, BTW, WHEN WILL THOSE HIDEOUS SKINNY JEANS GO OUT OF STYLE????? I am SO SICK of them...the 80's is NOT a decade we need to emulate style-wise. I mainly see either celebutard whores or teenage whores wearing these things, so as far as I can tell, you need to be either an aging attention whore or young attention whore who doesn't remember the 80's to wear such fugliness. Oh, or a freakish emo hipster douchebag. When will the madness end? I'm just happy that they still sell flared and bootcut jeans in stores, because if those fug monstrosities were all I had to choose from when shopping, I think I'd shoot someone. What's next, high-waisted shit? Zippers on the sides of acid-washed, pleated jeans? Leggings...oh, wait....GOD DAMMIT!

it takes real talent to look like a drag queen withot any make-up on. (and I apologize to all drag queens for that remark)

Actually, looking at the first picture, doesn't she kind of look like Renee Zellweger? Good lord I don't know which one of them should be insulted at that.

Holy fuck--she looks like that little blonde kid that got swallowed up by the house in Poltergeist. Heather Rourke.

Aw Heather is dad...thats sad

Aw Heather is dead...thats just sad

#49 what? Are those you're repressed dad feeling emerging?

#19, that's pure gold!

May I humbly submit:

B-to the U-to tha T-T-E-R-F-A-C-E

#52, i concurm total butterface.
I dont get why guys seem to like her,
She looks like my Uncle Frank

i ment "concur"
aparently, im an idiot today.

Yeah but can Frank wear skinny jeans like her?

are you sure that's fergie? i thought it was bret michaels. http://www.bretmichaels.com/store.htm

fergalicious def.
everyone else go blind.

Dear god... what the hell happened to her? Better yet, who ever her make-up artist and stylist are, they sure as hell earn their keep when she does concerts and awards shows, cause on her own she looks like shit. Leathery face, nappy hair... and one funky shaped body... nothing fergalicious about that... yech!!!

Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
She can teach you,
But she has to charge

She knows you want....whatever, Fergie bores me. Gwen Stefani 2.0, she is.

"I would SO fuck me."

Slap a Bozo wig on that and you've got Carrot Top.

meth is bad mmkaaaay

Wow, she looks really piggy today. I mean pretty. Truly Butterful! I mean beautiful! I can totally see why a hottie like Josh. D. would want to hide the salami in that.

tsarinaamanda - Awesome rant on the jeans. I'm too tired as a person to even buy pants. I just go bottomless like Brit Brit, but I digress... did no one say:

FUGLY?!

FUGADELIC?!

MY FUG, MY FUG, UH-- UH --MY FUG!

The devil has Fergified upon her face. Depart, then, transgressor. Depart, seducer, full of lies and cunning, foe of virtue, persecutor of the innocent. Give place, abominable creature, give way, you monster, give way to Christ, in whom you found none of your works. For He has already stripped you of your powers and laid waste your kingdom, bound you prisoner and plundered your weapons. He has cast you forth into the outer darkness, where everlasting ruin awaits you and your abettors. To what purpose do you insolently resist? To what purpose do you brazenly refuse? For you are guilty before almighty God, whose laws you have transgressed. You are guilty before His Son, our Lord Jesus Christ, whom you presumed to tempt, whom you dared to nail to the cross. You are guilty before the whole human race, to whom you prof erred by your enticements the poisoned cup of death.

Amen your eminence, A fucking MEN

Once when i was a kid,i was making funny faces to my granma.My grandmother told me to stop with that immediately,otherwise my face would stay for the rest of my life in one of those funny expressions.I'll bet Fergie her grandmother forgot to tell her that...

This will not be easy... the demon gorgo-phallus has manefested in the face of the Fergilicious one.

Exorcízo vos, numísmata, per Deum + Patrem omnipoténtem, qui fecit cælum et terram, mare et ómnia, quæ in eis sunt. Omnis virtus adversárii, omnis exércitus diáboli et omnis incúrsus, omne phantásma sátanæ, eradicáre et effugáre ab his numismátibus: ut fiant ómnibus, qui eis usúri sunt, salus mentis et córporis: in nómine Pa + tris omnipoténtis, et Jesu + Christi Fílii ejus, Dómini nostri, et Spíritus + Sancti Parácliti, et in caritáte ejúsdem Dómini nostri Jesu Christi, qui ventúrus est judicáre vivos et mórtuos, et sæculum per ignem.

Since when did Carrot Top dye his hair blonde, and why may I ask are his pictures being posted under a Fergie article?

Why does looking at these Carrot Top pictues make me think of clowns, and why does it make me scared to go to sleep (or masturbate)at night?

So many questions...so little time!

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HA!

Um, I don't get it.

RPLTC, with extraordinary enthusiasm!

Kid Rock?

"I need an old priest and a young priest!"

"The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!"

Oh, did your mom finally wire the basement computer to the Internet, or did you take the bus to the public library?

Fucking homo, ...

Sometimes I like to softly pull my penis as I imagine Fergie's manly hands caressing my nipples, and Tori Spelling scandelously stripteasing. Does that make me gay? Or just really into beastiality..?

#61-SCARY AND TRUE
#45 - "high-waisted shit? Zippers on the sides of acid-washed, pleated jeans?" haha, i can't wait till those come back in style!
#57, 40, 47 - hahah!! hillarious.. i don't know why i bother drinking anything while reading these comments, i'm going to ruin my computer.

so, really, what the hell is she doing in the last picture?? it looks flesh colored past her zipper.. is she going to pull a Britney and take her pants off, revealing everything underneath? Wait, stupid question.. if she took her pants off everyone would find out she had a penis.
Also, what is with that ring shes wearing.. its horrible.

@74, that'd be bestiality, totally.

Oh, and Tori Spelling?

you sicken me.

GODDAMN... The Mexican Tranny I saw at 7/11 yesterday looked more like a woman than she does... What is she doing in that last pic? Feeling where her penis used to be?

I'm pretty sure that's Tom Waits.

#77 Don't knock it 'till you try it. You might just find that it's the most orgasmic experience in your life. There's just something about beating off to a horse..

as Chris Rock once said, in his famous single "No Sex in the Champagne Room"--

take off that silly ass hat.

When did Kid Rock get a sex change?

Egad. Be still, my lunch.

you dorks, she's not cute that's for sure and can't figure out why that cute guy that used to be on all my children wants to be even see with her (maybe she's fun?)... but dang, in the last pic, she is just checking her zipper. I do that myself now and then.

You tuck that penis in Ferg.
Can't be letting the meat slip..no one wants a penis in their Candies ads.

Kid Rock. Slash...kinda funny.

I can't even imagine her as an angry dominatrix. Useless.

Wow. How did someone who's an okay singer, possibly a transexual, not at all attractive, get a singing career and a super-hottie like Josh Duhamel? Life is fucking unfair... I'm prettier and sound better whe I sing? HOW COME I DON'T HAVE A MULTI MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT????????????

I really do feel sorry for the guy who has to wake up in bed next to her in the mornings..

Or maybe transexualism is this guys thing?

Axl Rose looks hot in those fancy red hot pants!!!! Fergie has a butterface. Everything is good, but her face.

FERGIE PEES HER PANTS!!!

At first glance I thought it was Sienna Miller with no make up.
She is so ugly.... But Britney Spears is much worse and in comparison makes Fergie look hot.

She is so pear shaped, her thighs are HUGE!

um okay there is someone with a screename yolatengo? do i smell an indierock presence in superfishworld.

Why does her face look so swollen? Is that the new treatment for wrinkles or something, inject 2 gallons of fluid into your face?

@64-

Glad you enjoyed my rant...God DAMN I hate those things!!! Whenever I see someone wearing them, my urge to kill rises...rises...rises...

I never understood the popularity of The Black Eyed Peas and this sack of shit. She scares me.

CARROT TOP

All comments now exhausted about Fergie - she of the inability to remember her own age...'uuhhh, is it, 32 or was it 37, maybe could be perhaps 35?' Whatever, but the beastie she's a big un.

To she who mentioned the attire..."What's next, high-waisted shit? Zippers on the sides of acid-washed, pleated jeans? Leggings...oh, wait....GOD DAMMIT!"

This coming season, prepare your ass & thighs for high waisted pantaloons again! Wooo Eeee! Imagine all the ample arses across America sighing in relief at having to no longer try to squeeze in low-riders or even mid-rises. Now it back to having an ass that looks like it starts at your waist and ends at the knees.

Hang onto your boot & flare cuts. I saw pleats at the Gap today. I ran out of the store.

What an ugly, talentless, big hipped fucko.

She looks like Renee Zellweger in the first picture.

Thank God for this site. If it wasn't for thesuperficial.com, I might think I was going insane. Everywhere I turn I see TV ads, magazine articles, photo captions, etc., etc., all telling me that "Fergie" is a hot, sexy, and beautiful starlet. Now I know that I am not alone in seeing an ugly, untalented, meth-addict-faced, skeeza. BTW, can there really be more than 1 Fergie? I'm not ready to give up knowing the Fat English Pricess and Weight Watcher by that name. Thank you.

I'm going against the grain on this one and saying I'd fuck her, on two conditions - doggiestyle and with a bag over her head. You don't fuck the face, and she looks hot from the waist down in those tight red pants. I can't help it, it's genetic, they make my blood boil. And if it turns out that she has a cock, I'd do the right thing - I'm not the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him (it?) a reach-around.

#102 HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#102 - nice one, Gunnery Sgt. Hartman. Watch out for Fergi Pyle - you may rip her balls off so that she cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

And when I'm done fucking him (it?) in the ass, of course I'd have the goddam common courtesy to let him fuck ass too.

I mean fair is fair.

Platitudes! Platitudes! Nothing but platitudes!

Looks like that hoe is doing the crab scratch shuffle or is she only zipping up from taking a dump.... A dump a dump a dump A nasty, stinky dump.
Rediculous, over rated, talentless, meth addicted, SLUT!

Poor Josh. He's gonna pee in his pants when he see this pic. That's right dude, you've been punk'd. I'm sure Fergie sleeps with her mae-up on and wakes up earlier than Josh, in order to do some retouches. Otherwise, the guy would have gotten a heart attack.
No wonder he is in no rush to marry and to sperminate her. He's worried about his ADN. Don't want to mix it up with an ugly tranny. How old does she look really? 70? Her drug addict period really took a toll on her. If it wasn't for the lipo, the nip/tuck, the tummy tuck and the boob job, that girl would be living in a trailer park right now. And her only dating prospect would be Danny de Vito or...Jack Black.
Run Josh, run. Go puke in the toilets and RUN!!! Why can't you go for a hot chick like Vanessa Marcil? Do you have a fetish for aging, disgusting women?

What did trannies ever do to *you*, Mister Author Person?

Looks like she's got a hormone problem. Women like her are hornier than rats in heat. I'd definitely let her slobber over my limp dick after smoking some crystal.

lawl #110.
She has a nice body but her face is, ugh...

Why would you say the Fergie's a tranny

god she's ugly...maybe she should start doing duets with rupaul..

She would still get boned! With a bag over her head, but meh them hips mmmm...damn!

She is the best!!! No matter what the hell think some people!!! These obviosly aren´t her best photos but when she wants to be pretty, she is more beautiful than Britney Spears!!!