Feb 1 2007Denise Richards and Richie Sambora hit the beach

Her chin is really pointy

Denise Richards is so SEXY

She is so beautiful. I don't think she at all resembles a man - and her abs look good for having given birth to a child!

Didn't she have implants at one point in her career? She took them out, and I think she looks good. Sambora is one lucky man.

Didn't she have a kid? Certainly did that to my stomach. Damn those pesky kids. Keep you up all night and ruin your washboard. And scatter crisps over the living room carpet.

Never heard that pregnancy raddles your brain THAT far though. Not like even LOOKS like a good father figure.

she has 2 kids actually

Total trannies!

At the moment i rather take a look at Askmen.com top 99 list.If you wanna keep me interested you gotta do some better posting!

They look like any middle-aged white-trash couple on vacation.

i'd never have guessed that Richie Sambora was so dainty - he makes her wear a doily after he buttfucks her.

And to think that Charlie Sheen actually pulled this whore out of his regular pool of hookers to give her a chance at getting some fucking class. The man is a saint and she's back to whoring.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

Having realised that she's calved twice I'll cut her some slack on the tummy, however I hate that you can count her ribs between her boobs.

MILF warning!

Leg humper!!!!!!!!!!

www.veryliberating.com

pic #3

it looks like her vagina is on backwards...

Did she have a hole in the back of her shorts? why else would there be a random flower sewn to that area of her shorts. she must pick her ass too much.

I wouldn't bone either of them

Looking at him it becomes pretty clear that she's with him for the publicity/money. Not that she's any prize. Having just completed her autobiography "2 Stupid Bitches"

she's planning on having another baby, otherwise she'd fix the "unmade bed" stomach. I MUST HAVE THOSE SHORTS. In blue, without the skid cover.

"ghost rider goes to the beach" comes to mind when I look at that fourth picture, her leathery facial skin is pressed tight against her massive skull, she looks like death.

What a boring couple.

Let me know when they step on a sand crab.

I'd rather watch Thora Birch wait for a bus.

WTF you loser freak?! Richie Sambora looks like a tub of lard and yet you focus on her? You're a misogynistic idiot, and you're inane comments prove it.

I think it's because nobody gives a shit about richard, honey.

normally when your shorts are up your ass, it's
a wedgie, but that's just flat out camel toe in that 2nd shot in. how is that possible?

it would do her and our eyes some good if she gained some weight. for some reason i thought she looked better than this. her skin looks like a 60 year olds.

First off, Sambors is so fat he has to wear a t-shirt on the beach.
second, skin can move and be more loose even if your ab muscles are toned if you've had a kid. I think for having a few kids Denise's body looks great.... but the things is, she just looks so old.

From the AP:

"...after their leisurely stroll the elderly couple treated themselves to Ben Gay mud-baths and Geritol/Metamucil margaritas at the world renowned spa."

What an ugly fat turd HE is, she looks pretty OK, I guess he has a lot of money or something cos he is one ugly and old fat bastard.

fat and unpleasant - ie Sambora she looks hot and has a great body hes repulsive.

She is waaaay too thin now. I hate that so many stars have bony chests now--so unattractive. She'd look better with a bit more flesh even if it means a bit of a tummy poof.

Cocaine, no doubt.

Oh, she'd get it all right.

She has old skin.

After these photos were snapped, a large submarine surfaced and Heather Locklear popped out of the hatch and harpooned them both in the ass. Team Locklear!!

Beauty and the Beast. Except in this case it is really difficult deciding who is the beauty.

I thought tits were supposed to get bigger after you have a kid, not smaller.

Beautiful women are stupid.

"Oh, he's so fat, ugly and greasy! But he can play guitar, so I want to marry him."

Dumb bitch.

Maybe I should have spent less time pumping iron and more time playing rock and roll.

#31 - I agree. I hear her next movie is called Incredible Shrinking Breasts: A Tale of Two Titties. Much like unlatching her bra, it will apparently be a small, disappointing release.

I like Richie Sambora. He's sexy and I would date him- belly and all! There's some sex appeal there and of course I gotta give props to rockers....
So...I'd hit it.

Hey guys, lay off Sambora and Denise. They're just trying to hold on to what they got. It doesn't really make a difference to us if they make it or not, but they got each other - and that's a lot. OK? For love ... They'll give it a shot.

Wah waahhhhhh.

This guy.......shit, I can't believe he's with anybody worth a crap to look at. Denise, come on over baby and take your medicine*&$^%@#@#

They both look rode hard and put away wet.

If you think the karma's bad on Saint-gelina (can't take credit for that one but I LOVE it!) can you imagine the pot of karma soup that these two are stirring? Wife's best friend = no-no. Best friend's husband = big no-no. Denise's ass camel toe = what the fuck?

PBaby--AND he's from Jersey!

She puts the MMMM in MILF. I wish the fat ass slob bitches at walmart, shopping in their pajamas and filthy slippers (cause they are too fat and lazy to get dressed) and their screaming 10 multi-fathered kids could take a lesson from Denise and get some class, get off their ass and look in the mirror. Mom's can be damn sexy... if they choose not to be trailer trash.

SLOW day in Hollywood obviously. The only people more boring than these 2 are Heather Locklear and David Spade.

It's called having a kid, dude! Her stomach stretched...she looks great though. And I love Richie - he seems cool.

#41, class? do you know the definition to that word because i'm pretty sure she doesn't fit it. especially after she threw a computer at some old lady in a wheelchair. oh & then there was that time she started dating her best friend's husband.

Um, why? What is the deal with Richie Sambora? The name alone gives me the willies. Blech. She obviously has low self-esteem... first Charlie Sheen and then this retard. I'm sorry, but anything related to Bon Jovi has zero sex appeal.

Heather and Tommy should get back together, follow these two losers around and upstage them EVERYWHERE they go, every photo-op, every vacation, every restaurant, EVERYTHING

has-beens overshadowing lesser has-beens

He has anchors for nipples.

There is nothing classier than a wealthy hottie tossing a pc at an old skin bag during her pissy fit. That is the epitome of class. Obviously Denise is a deciple of Dr. Jack and was simply granting this doomed woman an early out Kevorkian style. That is soooo classy. mmm mmm milf. Jesseeca... hmmm that always reminds me of Rob Schnieder... "Its me... Jessica"... only he knew how to spell Jessica correctly.

People need to stop kissing her ass.

Bottom Line, Denise is a flamming dumbass!

Only a dumbass would have children with a man who basically bragged about skrewing thousands of women. Lile what self respecting woman would go ahead and just ignore that. Even if her abs get rock hard, her brain is pure mush.

she looks good for having 2kids! come on now...

Eh, Leave 'em alone. They seem much better suited than Heather and Richie or that Fuckface Charlie Sheen and Denise.
#40- jrz- Even better!

@49... word.

PrettyBaby... Sorry, to each is own. :)

I would kill to look like her any day! She is freaking hot!

He's got a prize worthy double chin, maybe it's relative to his dick size (hence the appeal?)

Richie Sambora is a fat degenerate god! He takes a timeout from banging Heather and groupies to lurch drunkenly across the street and start banging Denise (and groupies). Now he has somebody to hold him up while he takes his belly for a waddle on the beach. My hero.

I actually think she looks pretty good. Although I dont know why she continues to sport that nasty blonde dye job, it just ages her. That being said, I think she and Sambora should both go off and drown. Both are damn TWITS!!

bonblowme fag ass guitarist and who is this whore,wait a minute I DONT CARE!!!!

Meh, looks like she had her implants removed and a post-birthing tummy tuck as so many of the stars are rumored to have done. Considering that, she looks pretty great...though I also agree w/ #49 about having to be an idiot to let Sheen (or Sambora, for that matter) touch you. Ick.

I butt effed her.

Denise is hot, but everyone reaches an age where decals-on-your-ass-pants become too "I'm in high school"

peculiar?? she has two kids. two young kids. I bet your mom didn't look this hot after she crapped you out.

She's the one who had 2 kids, and Samboras the one who looks like he he's carried a few babies in his fat gut.

She used to be so hot (when she was much younger). Now, sadly, she is nothing more than a walking petrie dish... Who is still pretty hot.

Patient 0

With that Annorexic rib cage separating those two droopy fake titts, all I can do is quote a little Shake-es-pear.

Bitch, get thee to a plastic surgeon fast.

I mean what the fuck did Charlie used to pay hookers to swing from her titts?

She's very pretty.

#53 Nah, It's okay- he certainly isn't my fav. but I think he seems easy going and pretty cool.. Besides Heather dumped his ass so why shouldn't he plow Denise Richards.

old and saggy! yuck!

She's pretty, but she has nothing on Heather Locklear.

I think Denise looks great, but it is hard living in a world where Richie Sambora, who used to be able to melt granite by just sitting on a stool and playing an acoustic guitar in nothing but a pair of old jeans, is starting to look like a soft old middle-aged dad.

*sigh*

Jon looks like he had some facial work done and is scary-skinny and Richie has a spare tire and a double chin and I have crow's feet and have to color my hair and the summer of 1985 was one hell of a long time ago.

All of a sudden, I am very grateful for all the 20-something celebrities and other young people who keep the joint prettied up. :>)

#67 - Heather dumped his ass BECAUSE he was plowing Denise Richards. On a related note, #44, I don't think that Heather & Denise were best friends, but they were next door neighbors.

Denise be looking very MILFy in these pics. Much better than other famous (& younger) Moms out there. Brit ... take a lesson.

#31 & 35 - lol. Like in "Operation Petticoat", the torpedo from the sub slides up the beach & WHAM!! (no one is likely to get that reference.)

There you go.
God's punishment for Denise being a skank is making her boyfriend melt.

Here's the deal with Denise.

1. loss of bodyfat. Notice icky rib bones sticking out of her chest.

2. Sunbathing to a leathery crisp.

3. Aging, notice sick saggin ass cheeks. eew.

That's why she looks like her body is turning into a dried up squids.

Denise has just gone crazy like the majority of the celebs in Hollywood. And she's screwing Sambora for Christ's sake, and before that the crazed hooker addict. Whatever!

I think Denise looks great for her age, she has had two children in the past two years or so. Most American women (myself included) at age 35 or so, do not look as good as she does. I agree her boyfriend is not attractive at all. He has put on a lot of weight and I dont think he is cute anyways. I say she should trade him in for a younger man, but I think Denise looks great. Anyone that is prettier than me, I say good for you.

I think Denise looks great for her age, she has had two children in the past two years or so. Most American women (myself included) at age 35 or so, do not look as good as she does. I agree her boyfriend is not attractive at all. He has put on a lot of weight and I dont think he is cute anyways. I say she should trade him in for a younger man, but I think Denise looks great. Anyone that is prettier than me, I say good for you.

She looks fine and while a dimbulb to the max, she's "smart" enough to know that she needs to latch onto another has-been for the $$. Housewives of Orange Cunty indeed.

The only reason she shacked up with Sheen was because he was the only Hollywood celeb who'd marry her instead of just milking the cow for free. Bottomline: many many pretty women are for sale to the guy with the biggest wallet, and Denise Richards is merely working that angle.

Wow, what can you say? She is definately on the "Coke" diet, grey and all skinny. In the middle of one of her Cocaine fantasies, she imagined Samboa as a catch. Gross...To much Botox for dear ol Richie. Can't tell if he's laughing or crying.
He reminds me of snake skin.
She has had work too, you can tell. Tummy tucks for all stars must have been 50% off that week.
Heather is better off without his sorry ass.

so how come he gets to be a fat hog but she's got to do coke to stay skinny enough? BS

"there's something very peculiar going on with Denise Richards's body"

You've got to be kidding. Look at the whale she's toting along with her.

A real rawhide. Her skin looks like cheap leather but probably isn't as soft.

Yuk!

she keeps changing in the light....and well, i can't understand richie

What's happened to her boobs? I remember watching Starship Troopers and getting a semi on. It's a good thing.