Feb 1 2007Danny Bonaduce is a freak of nature

Looks like someone pasted his head on somebody else's body---like one of those carnival photo booths.

Ew!!! Jebus I'm going to have nightmares about his freaky ass nips. My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you ever get the feeling some of these former child stars have ...hummm........issues... ?

where's his belly button?

Say what you will but he's cut and in pretty good shape.

What do you expect? He's a ginger kid.

I knew he was an alien.
No bellybutton = not of this world
Someone call Tom Cruise!

where IS his belly button?

Missing navel, maybe he's an alien. What a mug! Scheeeze...

I was just going to post, asking where his belly button was, but I see others have beaten me to the punch. Is that a medical condition that many people suffer from, or is it really just him defying the laws of nature and being a giant freak?

It's called "post-mid-life crisis and I'm not really old because steroids have given me a new leash on life; just wait for the inevitable plastic surgery that will make me look like Carrot top!"

Who is he and why is he inflicting his body on my eyes?

Looks like a gay escort poster.. discount gay escort agency

I wanna thank him. I know I'll never turn gay, now.

These pics should be put together and turned into a poster to hang in churches:

"Wanna have sex with another guy? Wanna go gay?"

And just these pics.

He's still just a little guy. I'm a fat slob myself, but I'm intimidating because of my huge shoulders. He also doesn't weigh anything.

He could only kick the ass of another midget. For the rest of us, he'd threaten to infect us with HIV, just like a real hobo, which is why we give hobos our spare change.

Fuck, what the hell is the matter with TV? Picking your own nose is more fun than watching this.

Seriously, where the hell is his belly button?

Ugh....

Danny Partridge semi-naked...after seeing this I would rather masturbate to Reuben Kinkaid...

Why do I just know that there is a strong presence of B.O. in that room.

Nothing like an eternally sweaty and 'roided up drug addict to make you break out the Fabreze.

Fffft ffftt fffttt that's the sound my Febreze 27 ouncer with built-in sprayer would be making in his wake if he came anywhere near my stuff.

fFFFftt ffftt ffft

Can you Febreze human skin?
Just a thought.

ahhhh!!! WHY?!?! He does look kinda like a carnie... and an oompa loompa... and well, it just doesnt get any better from there, so Ill stop... I couldnt stand him back when he was on the Partridge Family and I still cant stand him...

He looks like he belongs on some gay hairy man website... I want to stop, but its like a fatal car crash.. its so horrible, and you feel guilty for taking joy in it, but you cant turn away...

ahhh!

<3 Jessica

oh and as for the belly button... he's prolly deflatable... and the belly button is filled with wall spackle, Im sure of it...

Did it ever occur to ANY of you losers that maybe he has no belly button because GOD himself created him from nothing to be sheer, walking perfection on earth?!

Just kidding. (Giggles.)

Well EJ I think God needs to finish his nipples or something.
They look like pimples.

He looks better than most of the guys I know who are 20 to 30 years younger than him. No matter what he looks like someone would find a reason to make fun of him.

200 years ago they would drown at birth babies born with red hair,i believe this should have been done in his case

Mirror mirror on the wall, I don't need you to tell me who's ugliest of them all.

And don't you know? Belly buttons don't come on those material costume chests you buy at card & party.

He looks like his B.O. smells like chilli with too many onions.

Dude is pretty cut - maybe he'll go the way of Joe Piscopo & Carrot Top & that will be the last we hear about him. If I looked that good in my 50's, truly that would be a miracle.

He looks tremendously sunburned though ... with a head like Mr. Mackey from South Park. And I won't rehash the weirdness surrounding the lack of belly button. That's been summarized enough here.

His body looks pretty good, aside from no belly button and no nipples. Too bad his face looks like the north end of a soutbound horse. His head is to big for his body too.

crack...it's a helluva drug...

"One of these days Scott Baio is gonna show up to the Emmy Awards looking like a chupacabra and eating a live goat."

still LMFAO!

He's in terrific shape, and I'm sure he's proud of it and all...but, uh, why is he showing up shirtless to an event? I'd understand if the paparazzi said, "Hey Danny, pose without your shirt for us! Pretty please?" But to just *show up* like that? Weird.

And what's weirder, it's not even like this is the first time he's done this.
http://www.tmz.com/2006/10/30/danny-bonaduce-trick-or-treat/

This is so very sad. He and Sienna should get together -- they've got one complete outfit between the two of 'em.

As for the lack of belly button, I think it's proof he was not born of woman. Which exmplains a lot.

I actually saw an episode or three of his show "breaking bonaduce" and that IS his body. He is a workout freak. He works out all the time.

Ladies and Gentlemen! May I please present the one and only 160lb definition of SHORT MAN'S DISEASE!!!!!

Does anyone know who the two sad loserchicks posing with him are? How desperate must they be to get their picture in the papers?

He should have eased on the suntanning.

I can hardly wait what the child stars of today come up with in 20 years or so :)

Don't rag on the Deuce, man. He's got more cojones than 10 guys.

Abd, I know! I've SEEN it uh them uhh man is it warm in here...

Does anyone know whether or not he got back together with his wife? Because I think she kicked him out at one point. This may be his way of saying, "Hey, Babe, your loss. Look what you're missin'." Which, ew, but maybe that explains it...

He looks like a f***ing leprechaun. A gay leprechaun, anyway.

Although, on second thought, I think that Satan himself may look just like this. Either way, he's pretty damned freaky.

Anyone who's seen his show knows this midget is fucked up. The only who surpasses him is Tom Sizemore, who's an even sicker drug addicted motherfucker.

dude is fucking cut. make fun of him if you want, but know he could kick your ass in a fraction of a second. he studied martial arts under chuck norris for like 20 years and he's a 2 time world karate champ. yeah...that's right, you heard me....fucking chuck norris.

Well make that one REALLY cut fucked up midget.

And I'm shaking in my boots.

OK, so he works out and studies martial arts. I don't care! YOU DON'T WALK AROUND IN PUBLIC WITHOUT A SHIRT ON. Unless you're white trash. Or insane. Or insane white trash.

Hey, Brit...?

If you're working out and want to show off your physique, just get one of those super-gay overly tight T-shirts to wear; don't just show up naked.

NO ONE WANTS TO SEE A PERSON WITH RED PUBES TAKING OFF THEIR CLOTHES> EWWWW

Who the hell is this guy ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? i hate redheads :(

why are his nipples mutating and why no bellybutton? huh???

He he - the second pic looks so funny - it so looks like his head doesn't belong to the body! Looks like it got stuck on their like when you fuck round with magazine pics!!!!! HE HE HE HE so funny :)

why did My Favorite Martian spackle over his bellybutton?

36 - i think the one on the left is theresa strausser, she works with him on the adam carolla (sp?) radio program. I don't know who the chick on is right is, but I don't think I'd want to be that close to his uncovered armpits. EWWWWW!!

steroids - and meth

#6.. haha. ginger kids.

I tried to refrain from commenting about the bellybutton, but... seriously.. what is going on in there? It looks like someone was trying to airbrush it out of the picture.. I kind of want to see it up close. It's like Ripley's Believe it or Not!

OH and, hes got some scary eyes/eyebrows.. if you position the picture so you can only see his eyes & eyebrows, it looks like he might be possessed. His eyes look really empty and vacant. My screen was positioned like this on accident and it made me pretty upset.

oh my fucking god, it's danny from the partridge family looking like a sleazy head shop owner/ porn star. i'm scared. thank you mr. superfish for enlightening me to the thousands of reasons why it would suck to be a celebrity.

If I had abs like that I'd never wear a shirt, ever. He does look really sunburned though. Looks painful. One bottle of Coppertone and a paperbag for his head, stat!

he just looks like an asshole in these pictures.... ps - where the hell is his belly button??

Be grateful, people.
Lindsay Lohan showed up in a bikini at Jeremy Piven's birthday party - just think, he could've worn a Speedo.

That is the face of a man who knows exactly how much square footage he has in the trunk of his car.

And that is the torso of a man who has stacked his share of dead hookers into said trunk.

Not only is he a freak of nature, he's a FIRE CROTCH. I love the all of the comments posted above mine!

#35, that's what I was thinking too. Seems like there are always these really short little dudes at the gym, putting on muscles as if it would make people not notice that they are barely allowed to ride a rollercoaster.

#6 - h0h0h0 :)

He's such a fucking douchebag though. I'm seriously you guys.

EEEWWW! where IS his BELLYbutton!?! Thank you icess64 for pointing THAT out; I too WILL have NIGHTMARES!!

One word: HAWT!!!

Is there such a thing as a male-Butterface?

Maybe he was shaken as a baby... and he doesnt look sunburnt... LOL

SHAKE AND BAKE = Danny Bonaduce!!!

<3 JessicaCha

oops i meant to say he does look sunburnt...

I eff'ed that up, now didnt I?

lol

so now i know what the Lucky Charms guy looks like amped up on crack possessed by the Devil and after injecting a south-of-the-border cocktail of anabolic steroids

where THE FUCK is his belly button
seriously you guys are right where the fuck is it

and is his dress-code a side effect of having a last name that literally means "good douchebag"

that said he is in shape, BFD

FIRECROTCH!!

#44 - LOL

"If I looked that good in my 50's,"

The guy is barely 40! He looks like 500 miles of bad road because he's a heavy chain smoker, drug addicted fuckheaded prick narcissist. His face is pure evil. I hate this short delusional psychopath.

Last season, I made the mistake of watching several episodes of the show about him. I feel soooo sorry for his poor wife - she has become a victim who's taken to defending her abuser. And I mean abuse - he's a non-stop talking about himself raging lunatic prick who should get shot in the head several times by a posse of enraged feminist lesbians just on principle. This guy absolutely hates women too. Women to him are only for 2 things: fucking and debasing. I'd like to see him drawn & quartered. Literally. Head on a pike [fucking ginger ugly son of a bitch loser]. Watching him in action I couldn't help but wonder why he wasn't in jail for doing what he does to other people. He's a user, an abuser and a loser. One day his evil will die out and it will be the best thing that ever happens to his poor children [whom he treats like toy dogs or something] and for the rest of society.

I can't even be funny or witty, I hate this guy and what he does, that much. I hope he has a very well deserved end to his torture of his family and wife.

@70....I think you summed the Bonnadouche experience quite nicely.

@36, 52-

the one on HIS left, our right, is theresa strausser

When you got red hair, you should not sun tan otherwise you might end up with a red neck.

holy shit. he's bellybuttonless.

16: "I would rather masturbate to Reuben Kinkaid..."

HA ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought MY post was good! Hee hee :)

He's only 40? Shit, I thought he was like 54 or something.

In pic 3, it looks like he's about to drop his pants. He is cut, but...it's just so repulsive for reasons I can't explain. To his credit, I will say that he'd be ripe for a remake of Taxi Driver.

If he could act.

Ah, there has to be a silver lining here. Ummm...this look has to be good for some kind of role...maybe a guest appearance on NYPD Blue...nope...canceled. Damn!

Help me out, gang. The little prick worked hard; there has to be a role he's perfect for right now...

that is really a warning to keep out of the sun, and use fake tan, he looks like crap.

didn't he play one of the luchadores in Nacho Libre? The one that got thrown into the audience by Estevie??

They quickly picked up some girls from da street to join this guy to make this photoshoot.Otherwise it would be pic from 'grandpas goes wild'gay-version.

It seems the girls on this pic are trying to cheer the guy up.But the guy looks deeply disappointed.

A CHUPACABRA???!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Too Funny :-))

Oh, and #70. Danny's like 48 or something like that.

he can't kick anybody's ass because his arms are too short.

The fourth photo was also taken for personally use of this guy.He wants to send this pic as a postcard to his therapist.

#44 Fucking Chuck Norris is 50+ years old, has had his ass kicked by a true martial artist (Bruce Lee), left his wife (after he became financial successful) for a younger woman and got themselves married by a "reformed" (and I use the term loosely) Jesus freak preacher who was released from prison for beating someone with a fence post. After leaving prison, said preacher proceeding to convince half of East Texas that he had biblical reference as to why they should turn over their money to him. Nice People. Bonaduce too. And his arms are still too short.

#44 I just can't let this go. What kind of retard are you? Do you believe those "World Wrestling" matches are real? Chuck Norris looked like David Carradine in their respective TV shows. Posers.

I wish rawheads the world over would stop fucking tanning.

That's just fucking great. A self destructive alcholic crackhead with anger management issues is now on 'roids. His family must be so proud ... or hiding in the FBI witness protection program. Apparently he has forgotten to fulfill his part of "live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse". Here's the good news though, with all the drugs and 'riods in his system (notice the thin skin), his weewee is going to shrivel up and die.

This is your brain on drugs.

... and where IS his belly button?

Oh Yeah. And Rocky/Rambo: who do you think would win between Sylvester Stallone and Danny Bonadouchbag in a "street fight"?

(88)If it was a Greek/Roman-wrestle match,all oiled up,It would be...

Chupacabra means "dick sucker:: in Portugese. LOLOLOLOL

he was an ugly little fuckin' kid and he's an ugly little fuckin' grown up.

80--I agree. Chupacabra = instant laughs!

Know what Chuck Norris has under his beard? Another fist!

His face looks like a Picasso painting - his eyes aren't lined up.

(89)Dunno all about this kind of matches but the referee is gonna need two assistans to pull/draw these guys from eachother.

Thank you #92, I was just going to point out that exact same thing. He has those eyes that go in two directions and you can't figure out which one you're supposed to look at when you're talking to the person.

And I think #70 might be BonaDOUCHE's Ex-wife... Just a thought!

(93)Sometimes a full bucket of water will help too.

Season 1 of his "Breaking Bonaduce" show was shameful and I felt bad for his wife ... not only because she had to deal with such an obvious psychopath when there are two small kids in the house but because she had a really really bad dye job done on her hair. If she was looking for a red to surpass her husband's in terms of ugliness, she found it.

Then they started on Season 2 and my sympathy went out the window. If the bitch hasn't learned anything from watching her husband flip out on her and try to kill himself in the first season of this train wreck, when will she?

I don't know what she sees in him anyway .. The guy looks like he smells like a 350 pound linebacker's ass after a game.

Two words:

Red.

Steroids.

Good lord but that man is red. Red all over.

Do you know what roids DO to a body?! Among other things, he probably as testes the size of beebees now. And can hardly get it up. God that's disgusting.

Anyone know how tall (or short) he really is?

Okay, now that no navel thing is creeping me out. Put a shirt on!

Perhaps one thing that is so disturbing is the fact that he's missing his shirt while at the same time is sporting dress pants, dress shoes and a belt!

hey come on now... being a redhead is the least of this guy's problems... in fact, i have always had red hair and freckles that nearly connect like his do, but i must tell you #47, red pubes are like kryptonite for some people... and i've found that being a tall long haired redhead with a 34" inseam has not hurt my love life in the least.
he really needs to cut back on the tanning bed though... there IS a happy medium. looking like a fire roasted pepper isn't it.

His head is just freakishly large for his body...I'm going to have nightmares about juiced-up, gravel-voiced hobbits invading my gym. Gack.

BonaDOUCHE........bwahahhahaha.

Heh heh heh huh uhhh huh huh.

Ahem.

to all of you wondering about his belly button:
a friend of mine had an operation for his heart at 3 months old and they had to cut through the belly button so, the result of that many years later is that he has no belly button. That's probably his case too...someone will have to google on that one!

Bona-Douche-Bag had a radio show for about here in AZ. It sucked so bad they shut the radio station down. They should have burnt that fucking thing to the ground. With him in it.

Now the useless piece of washed-up psychosis is slowly sucking the life from the Adam Carolla show.

I fucking hate your guts Danny. I wish the fucking Partridge family bus would have gone off a goddamn cliff with the whole family in it.

Wait, except for Susan Dey. I would hit that shit like a deer on the highway.

The medical explanation as to why he exhibits no navel is actually quite simple - he was a butthole baby. Rather than blossoming in a womb, he accumulated in an impacted colon. For lack of better words, his mother shit him out and forgot to flush. The look I believe he is going for sans shirt is "Lucifer as a faggot". It is my understanding such a fashion statement was quite popular in Parisian bath houses circa 1869.

Thinking 'd like to bang that chick on the left.

#84 - ummmm, what does chuck norris' (who is 66 by the way) preacher have to do with anything? who fucking cares? my point was that bonaduce studied under one of the most accomplished if not THEEEE most accomplished martial artists ever (and i'm not saying bruce lee wasn't bad ass). all of the people criticizing bonaduce's size would probably piss their pants if they were confronted by him - including you. and for the record i'm not really a norris fan or a bonaduce fan.

what "world wrestling" matches are you talking about? are you talking about the WWE? if you are, that's another completely irrelevant topic you've entered into the conversation along with the in-depth research you've provided on norris' preacher. bonaduce is a black belt in 4 martial arts styles and won international championships in the early 80's. and by the way, norris was basically a retired fighter when he started acting.....he was well past his prime when he starting appearing in movies/tv.

I can't believe that with all this man's problems and unattractive features, he is deliberately adding sun damage to the list.

did he show up shirtless because it was a fitness event???

he's admitted to liposuction & botox, I would think the lack of belly button is the result of a tummy tuck.

#84

according to imdb, norris divorced his first wife in 1989.....that would be YEARS and YEARS after being financially set for life....and i bet she made out pretty well in the divorce. are you his ex-wife or something? lol

you sound bitter.

#84

according to imdb, norris divorced his first wife in 1989.....that would be YEARS and YEARS after being financially set for life....and i bet she made out pretty well in the divorce. are you his ex-wife or something? lol

you sound bitter.

that can't be the real ferret, there's no link to his blog! fish is boring (again) - let's all go to ferret's!

What a fuckin tweaker - looks like he fell into to his tub while cookin up a batch and trying to fuck his sister in the azz - i guess he is talented after all.

hehe #11 - a new "leash" on life...that's funny, even if it wasn't meant to be ;o)

#27 - My thoughts exactly.

Someone fused Willie Nelsons grizzled head to a pan-fried Abercrombie model's body.

Why do guys think this look is sexy? Sometimes muscles don't work. Bodybuilders are gross. There's a stopping point. Some muscle is good. Great in fact. Danny's face isn't helping anything. I'm sure he thought getting muscles was gonna draw the eyes away from the face. Really it just induces vomit.

ffffft, ffffffffft, ffffffffft,

Febreze baybee, febreze.

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffftttttttttttt....

peee ewww

@118... He does look stinky. Those gals are trying not to breathe.

Hey......wasn't this guy in "Bumfights"???

Does this guy not have a belly button or is it just me?

He'll be 48 in August - he's closer to 50 than 40, nimrods.

And the hell with how HE looks... what's with the mother-daughter combo (my guess) - THAT's who catches MY attention.

The real news here, is that there's such a thing as "podfitness.com"

ROID RAGE!

He's eating those wafers, and I think he said so on Howard Stern. just a matter of time before he kills someone. it's gonna be fun and probably nasty. ...like Cartman and the Scott Tenorman must die episode.

#105 lmao

Ohhhh, geeez.....

My husband and I grew up in "The Partridge Family" generation and we tried watching "Taming Bonaduce" or whatever it was called because every time we watched it, I ended up bawling my head off.

Errrmm...I meant to say we had to stop watching the show. It made me too sad.

And it was "Breaking Bonaduce." Not "Taming."

Geez. What a long week it's been.

#38

Why? Because he beats up women?

#64, you only think so because he is a better conversationist than the horse. But congrats on sleeping your way up the social ladder. #107 I apologize for my pathetic and inept attempt to show that birds of a feather flock together (no pun intended). I will fully submit to having my ass kicked by Bonaduce and furthermore, I will offer no resistance. I only make a few requests: (1) that he wears that same "outfit" (2) that he add a bow tie and bowler hat and (3) that he doesn't run over me with his giant tricycle.

#70 & 75 - According to imdb.com, Dan was born "13 August 1959 (in) Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA"
That would make him 48, as posted in #81 & 122. 48 is not barely 40. 48 is almost 50.

You are right that from the neck up he's a trainwreck. But his physique is first rate for his age.

And the two broads are the centerpiece of this photo op. The both need banged for a very long time. Preferably by me.

I'd fuck the freckles off of him.

130. With a strap-on, sin duda ;^)

i'm pretty sure the girl on the right is teresa strasser... used to be the host on the TLC show "while you were out".

Just because you were famous as a child doesn't mean you should remain famous. This guy is such a freak and entirely too creepy to pay attention to. Don't encourage him. Let him fade away like Britney and Paris.

Hey, his eyes really don't line up. Grab a pic in Explorer like you're gonna save it, and move the top of it to his face like a ruler..that's how it works with my G3 Mac using IE.

And, yeah, his head is too big for his body; this is getting more gross all the time.

If he ever "won" any matches wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy back in 1981, they gave them to him to draw interest to the sport. Not like he ever won the Olympics, the pampered little Hollywood roid-ducking pigfucker.

But...

...he does seem tailor-made for some kind of a role, I just don't know what it is. You people are no help.

I'm gonna go search for his official website, if he has one. He should have this thread forwarded to him.

Well, he has no official website. Either that or I'm spelling the ginger creep's name wrong. But, I did find this, a youtube of Danny telling John Conner to fuck off:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnliRXAIyIo

Danny doesn't like 911 conspiracy theorists.

That belly button thing is weird and gross, and so are the bulging veins.

where's his belly button?

Notice that big, fat, leather watchband?

That means he's gay and into the rough stuff.

Is this the red oompa loompa that makes red licorice??

#131 if he doesn't have a belly button, what makes you think he has an asshole? He could just swallow his food for awhile and then regurgitate after the nutrients have been absorbed. #33 is correct: he was not born of a woman. He is devil spawn. If he makes you that HAWT, you will have to settle for a blow job.

140: Hee hee! Thanks. You squeezed one more good joke in before this gets wiped on Monday :)

As for me, I'll say that the only good role Danny can play is a maniacal wife-beater.

And, that he pretty much is indicative of the kind of people who still believe the government's version of 911.

Ugh, I stand corrected on this Douchebag's age - he **is** closer to 50 than 40. Scary thought is that we were born the same year....and to whomever asked if I were his wife due to my rant...pulease! Reading his IMDB bio, it's clear that this guy has a huge ego but is also self-aware about his ridiculous vices. And doesn't give a shit about the effects his sociopath behavior has on his children[very damaging]. For that alone he needs to be dropped onto a deserted island in the middle of the Pacific.

About his show - only caught the Season 1 eps. Couldn't bear to deal w/more the following year. his wife Gretchen is utterly codependent on this guy's neverending bullshit drama-mobile. I can't imagine that anyone sane would stay with him. A smarter woman would divorce him, get a Peace Order along with sole custody and move somewhere and change her name. I've met women like her in domestic violence counselling groups. These women literally don't have any courage or spine. They let these narcissistic assholes walk all over them with the asshole's "Fuck You Shoes". It makes me sick.

In 20 years, we'll be reading an autobiography from one or both of his poor kids, who'll end up the Paris Hilton's of their day. They're little train wrecks in the making. I've seen this shit in the DV group...and these kids are doomed. How fucking sad.

Bonadouchebag needs to just OD already and spare us and his family his sico-dramas.

the girl on the right is Teresa Strasser, fellow co-host of the Adam Corolla show.

I don't know who the one on the left is.

http://teresastrasser.com/

I dunno where Hobo's work out... but that dude is cut ...... not bad for the shit he has been through......

thats it.. Im ordering a Bowflex, gonna stop banging my sister and maybe move out of my moms basement.

I'm inspired!!!!

Fucking midgets always think they have to prove something. Shit, he'd have to stand on a chair before he could do a real person any damage.

And he is so butt ugly.

If you know people who hate Danny Bonaduce and want to see him removed from the show, please forward this URL to them.

This online petition requests that CBS Radio remove DB ASAP.

Forward it to ANYONE who you think listens to or has listened to the show and hates Danny.
Ask them to forward it as well.

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heez a clone, thats why he doesnt have a belly button, I'm telling you man- HEEZ A MUTHAF$#KING CLONE!... WITH, WITH WIERD NIPPLES AND SHIT!!

'Kinda makes you wonder: if that's a clone, then where's the REAL Danny...???

Why do ugly dudes think they are automatically considered hot if they've got some muscles? Keep your freaking shirt on GAH!

ha ha...they always try to look the worst so people can do the whole 'what the fuck happened' thing!

I like the girl to the left. She's crazee pretty.

Man, Bonerdouche looks like a Batman suit, but in freckled orange color instead of black. He should go talk to Sambora, The Lobsta-Walrus Man. Sambora looks like a silicone breast implant, but in pink instead of clear.

Denise Richards flashes her labia to The Lobsta-Walrus creature

Crap. My HTML magic failed me.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/02/denise_richards_flashes_her_la.php

Denise Richards flashes her labia to The Lobsta-Walrus creature

you're right! where the fuck is his navel